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JoeTam
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Joined: 16 Nov 2005
Posts: 2153
Location: Pulling foil arrows out of my head.
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Mon Apr 16, 2007 2:01 am |
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Hey, how about those F*****g A's? |
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Your moms pu$$! smokes ciggarettes, she whistles in the stadium with your Papa's D!@K.
Nwokeke.
I went to bank. they call police, why you do this to me? I canntsend you anything now.
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Doctor X
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Joined: 15 Apr 2007
Posts: 763
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Mon Apr 16, 2007 4:05 am |
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Keep looking . . . he almost tags him . . . almost . . . almost. . . .
What?
--J.D. |
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Doctor X
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Mon Apr 16, 2007 4:07 am |
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I mean someone wanted imagery, right?
--J.D. |
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HugginsDUI
Master Baiter
Joined: 09 Feb 2007
Posts: 101
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Mon Apr 16, 2007 8:21 pm |
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kleindoofy
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Joined: 24 Oct 2004
Posts: 6248
Location: Europe
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Mon Apr 16, 2007 9:25 pm |
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Yankees players get asked questions by Red Sox' pitchers: "Who's your daddy?"  |
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Doctor X
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Mon Apr 16, 2007 10:38 pm |
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| Yankees players get asked questions by Red Sox' pitchers: "Who's your daddy?" |
Because I never met a Moderator Boot I could not lick:
Now ask yourself this important question, keindoofy: How many Championships have the MFYs won:
1. This decade?
2. This century?
3. This millenium
Hint: the answer is the same.
--J.D. |
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Reprob8
DIGITALIS MAXIMUS
Joined: 20 Sep 2004
Posts: 1794
Location: At the Pharmacy
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Tue Apr 17, 2007 12:48 am |
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| What makes Cubs fans more intelligent than Sux or Cardinal fans is that Cubs fans are smart enough to realize 'CUBS' is not an acronym. |
Well, excuuuuuuuse me, Conan the Grammarian, I meant to write ACRONYM but just thinking about the Cubs always drops my IQ a few dozen points. |
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Doctor X
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Tue Apr 17, 2007 1:44 am |
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| . . just thinking about the Cubs always drops my IQ a few dozen points. |
they are still upset that the WS the Glorious Red Sox won prior to 2004 was against . . . the Cubs.
--J. "Bartman" D.
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Master Shake
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 23 Oct 2006
Posts: 63
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Wed Apr 18, 2007 2:20 am |
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| Master Shake wrote: |
| What makes Cubs fans more intelligent than Sux or Cardinal fans is that Cubs fans are smart enough to realize 'CUBS' is not an acronym. |
Well, excuuuuuuuse me, Conan the Grammarian, I meant to write ACRONYM but just thinking about the Cubs always drops my IQ a few dozen points. |
I try not to think of 'that other team' because it causes one to want to run on the field and hit someone. |
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Wed Apr 18, 2007 5:10 am |
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| but just thinking about A.J. Pierzynski drops my IQ a few dozen points. |
I couldn't agree more! 
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Doctor X
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Sat Apr 21, 2007 2:39 am |
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So I am watching the Glorious Red Sox play the MFYs. I see A-Fraud McSlappy put them ahead 2-0.
I have an appointment in a few hours.
The Glorious Red Sox tie the game with Tek. I prepare to leave just in time for A-Fraud McSlappy to knock in three 5-2.
I have to leave.
It is not on the radio.
I drive an hour to find out there is a major traffic problem.
I give up and cancel.
I come home.
I miss the Glorious Red Sox getting 5 runs in the bottom of the 8th to take the lead on Mariano Rivera.
Glorious Red Sox win!!!11!!
All in all, though I missed it, though I wasted time, I am happy.
Time for beer.
--J.D.
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kleindoofy
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Go Red Sox!  |
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Doctor X
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Sat Apr 21, 2007 11:26 pm |
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--J.D. |
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Doctor X
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Mon Apr 23, 2007 3:52 am |
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--J.D. |
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Mon Apr 23, 2007 5:39 am |
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Congrats Red Sox fans!
(The enemy of my enemy is my friend.) |
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Doctor X
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Mon Apr 23, 2007 7:13 am |
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Indeed!
I will be a "Devil Rays" fan this week!
--J.D. |
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HugginsDUI
Master Baiter
Joined: 09 Feb 2007
Posts: 101
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Mon Apr 23, 2007 5:29 pm |
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Congrats to the Sox on swept the anti-christ of baseball! This has been a good week as the Braves also won the series against the spawn of the anti-christ, the Mets! |
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Doctor X
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Mon Apr 23, 2007 8:09 pm |
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We Red Sox fans do not like to speak about the Mets. . . .
--J. "It was YOUR Wild Pitch Bob Stanley!" D. |
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Doctor X
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Thu Apr 26, 2007 2:41 am |
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Need to bask in this.
--J.D. |
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Doctor X
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Sat Apr 28, 2007 3:12 am |
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--J.D.
[Edited to reflect yet another win over the Evil Empire.--Ed.] |
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Doctor X
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Tue Oct 23, 2007 7:44 am |
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Cleveland player Garko stated that the champaign would taste "just as sweet" in Boston.
They agree.
--J.D. |
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