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Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

He's a tricky little game - player, isn't he? Hmmmm

Master Baiter Joined: 28 Jan 2009 Posts: 124

TheLoneHaranguer wrote:

the excavation of the “Sacred Gash.

Would you be interested in sharing the instruction for the excavation of the “Sacred Gash"?

Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2016 4:41 pm

^^^ Heh. Not only do we have documented lad instructions for the "Sacred Gash", the "Purification Ritual", and the as-yet-unseen ritual of the holy "Eye Wafers" (don't ask! Very Happy

), I'm also working on an entirely new guide to church baiting that I hope to publish soon.

I still need to review all of the docs, make a few changes based on lessons learned with Godwin, polish 'em up a bit, and find a place to host everything (all of which will take a bit of time). Once that's done, bware or someone will be able to make a notice and point you in the right direction.

Thank you for your interest!

Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2016 4:52 pm

Any news on Godwin?

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

Not on his way to the FIRE, then? Pity, he's a truly worthy candidate for the flames.

Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2016 12:10 am

^^^ Sadly, no. If Godwin were on his way to the FIRE, I'm sure I would be getting a crap-ton of emails about picking him up so he doesn't get "strangled" somewhere. But, nada.

Even though he claims he's at his home in Imo State, we have reason to believe he's in Lagos and reading his emails on a PC. While that would normally be an indicator that we at least got him off his ass and started moving him, we also have reason to believe he's always been in Lagos and lied to us about his address. (Lads lie. Who knew?)

While we originally thought Godwin was lying about his money situation and was trying to get the church or Sal to cover his travel expenses, we're now running with the idea that Godwin may be waiting to receive money from some other source to pay for his trip (which may have been why he was so freaked out by the short time notice we gave him). Clearly, the guy didn't dig his own grave and almost set himself on fire just to scam a couple hundred bucks, so something's going on.

All of which is a very long-winded way of saying I have no f*@#ing clue what Godwin's up to... Very Happy

Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2016 12:13 am

Perhaps since he is such an important visitor a personal valet service can be organized with church funds, since Phystme has had a partial change of heart. This would force him to reveal his address because otherwise the free, extremely luxurious valet service would not be able to pick him up. Also, based on what has happened so far he isn't terribly willing to move, thus making it "easier" for him may convince him. If he is so rude as to deny the valet service or not give them correct information it will look very bad in the church.

Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2016 12:21 am

^^^ That's actually a really good idea to get his address but, TBH, getting his address was only for us to set up a secondary torment for him. You see, the TWAT planes are unable to fly into Nigeria for <reason TBD>, which would require him to travel to some other country to be picked up.

I think I need to stress that our TWAT planes are of the finest make and model and there is absolutely no chance that any problems would arise, thus stredding/strangling poor Godwin in any sort of hash conditions.

Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2016 2:37 am

You could announce the pickup zone at some location that isn't terribly far from Imo State (maybe Abakaliki), and once he goes there with proof inform him that regulations changed in the church and the valet would have to meet him in Ekok, which is not far from the border. Also give the option of meeting in Badagry, which is far closer to Lagos. If he chooses that option, announce the regulations and move him to Porto Novo. These are fairly large cities, so he shouldn't have too many complaints. Insert a stock image of an airplane and limousine so that he believes that the valet is waiting for him so that he can be taken to the airport.
If he chooses the location closer to home (hard to get to from Lagos), he is obviously there and vice versa. Of course, both options seem better than traveling off to Mali, and they can lead to him chasing the valet around. Offering him the valet also will make him trust that the TWAT respects him. If this option is offered to him he will probably choose the lesser of the evils believing that he doesn't have an alternative and that everything will work out perfectly.

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

Perhaps Godders could find out that there is a runner-up contender for Leader of the TWAT in Nigeria and it's possible he will be invited in Godders' place to be conferred with the all awards and gratuities due to Godders. Unless he gets his arse in gear immediately.

Edited to correct

Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2016 2:51 pm

Farouk is sad so he is drinking. When you are drunk, sad people become happy. Farouk has drank too much, but not enough. Drink, Farouk, drink.

(I always wanted to write a children's book. Why won't anyone publish me?)

Quote:

My Dear Mentos Goblin.

What is going on ok is it true that yu are of the being dead?

The Greatand Powerfl Phystme was of the taling everone that you were waylade by banditry or something and that you had bin left for dead by rodside. I couldnot be beliving it but I do not thing that the Most Holy Ohystme would be lying to me.

So, in honor of your mammaries, I have been of the having a dirnk ortwo in your honour. I am hoping your are not dead since Istill waned to meet you snd i relly thought we had some conecton betweenus. if you arenot dead have you ever drank of the tekeela or the mexcal? If you have no i will be of the buying when next we meet.

Please, my mentee, if you are not yet of the death, please please please please please let me know if you are a live and how it your Holy Pilgrimage it is progressing.

Master Baiter Joined: 28 Jan 2009 Posts: 124

TheLoneHaranguer wrote:

... find a place to host everything...

The guide I use now is from here http://www.scambaitingtools.com/modalities.htm I don't know if the staff there is still updating it, but if they are maybe that is a place for hosting? Otherwise maybe go the easy way and "host" it in a topic post here (maybe in "SCAMBAITING HELP, HINTS & TIPS)"?

Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2016 2:38 pm

As a Premium member, TLH has some webspace here at Eater at his disposal. Should be enough to store a few documents.

Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2016 4:57 pm

I just hope the Godmeister hasn't filled in his gash!

Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2016 7:34 pm

Here's an update of what's happened from my end.

Saturday, April 15 – No word

Sunday
Sal: : <f> dude. You're missing out and I can't even <f>ing begin to tell you how much of a disappointment you are. You'll never amount to shit in business.
Godwin: : ok that is good to know
Sal: : What the <f> does that mean dude?
Godwin: : it means that i am so sad for missing the FIRE
Sal: : Oh bullshit dude. <f>ing thing lasts 4 days and I'll be here until next Sunday. You're just a <f>ing lying p<>sy like before and didn't learn one damned thing dude.
Godwin: : what do you think that i didn't learn anything bro ?
Sal: : Because you <f>ing lied and failed in shit dude.
Godwin: : if you really know how hard i tried to be there, you will not say that to me bro Rolling Eyes

Sal: : Bro you <f>ing told me you were at the airport in Lagos ready to fly. Then like <f>ing always you Cleveland clammed the <f> up.
Sal: : And dude, Anita is one fine piece of <f>ing ass. Bitch looks better in person dude.
Godwin: : yeah, i have been in Lagos for days now and could get a flight or Bus to Mali
Sal: : Heard rumors they might be marrying her ass off to some dude from Asia or something.
Bull<f>ing shit dude. I no longer believe anything your lying little boy ass says. <f>.
You don't do all that <f>ing work and fail.
Godwin: : i have not really been myself for not making it there dude
Sal: : What the <f> does that mean dude? Why aren't you still making efforts to <f>ing get here?
Godwin: : i thought that it is late getting there a;ready cos the everything started today right ?
Sal: : <f>ing starts today but doesn't <f>ing end today. Think shit through bro.
Godwin: : yeah i know but i thought that it is Late already
Godwin: : And how mine suppose to get there if i get to Mali ?
Sal: : Let me think about this dude. This is the worst <f>ing time. I had two <f>ing days of travel and your dumb ass wouldn't message me. Now I'm <f>ing busy and you want help. That's <f>ing idiotic dude.
Godwin: : ok that is why i thought that it is late already for coming there
Sal: : No dude. You didn't <f>ing think at all. That's horse shit.
Godwin: : i did bro
Sal: : You <f>ing did what?
Godwin: : That is why i was doing my best then to get to Mali before friday so that i would join the TWAT plane that day
Sal: : Mother<f>er, you think I can't find out?
Think you won't <f>ing disappear to a mysterious death?
Think I don't have <f>ing connections there?
Stop the <f>ing lying bro.
Godwin: : i am not lying to you ok
That was my fear, i don't want to get there and be strangled and why didn't you told me about your connections here
Sal: : There's tons of shit I don't tell your ass because you <f> shit up.
Godwin: : you should have so told me so that i will know that if i get to Mali, i wouldn't be strangled
Because i am always telling you everything that am doing and i believe that you should know me more better by now and know that i really want to be there
Sal: : <f>ing read through our messages. Over and <f>ing over, I have told your ass to communicate and keep me updated. Your <f>ing ass never does.
Godwin: : oh but i was keeping you updated bro
i stopped communicating with you when i was in Lagos and was looking for means to travel to Mali
Sal: : Bullshit. When can you leave and where can your sorry ass go?
Exactly dude. You <f>ing shut down.
Godwin: : when i did was when i was in Lagos
please can we stop arguing and think of a way forward. what is the plans ?
Is your contacts here going to help me and be there at the FIRE ???
Sal: : My contacts there are not for helping. They're for taking care of problems bro.
Godwin: : That is the same damn thing that i am asking you dude
Sal: : Taking care of problems means removing someone dude. Part of becoming a TWIT is the final <f>ing journey dumb ass. Is it not <f>ing obvious to your ass?
Godwin: : ok
Sal: : So, how <f>ing soon dude?
And where?
Godwin: : Are my not a TWIT dude
Sal: : I don't have all <f>ing day.
Godwin: : In what way can your contacts solve my problem so that i will be at the FIRE by tomorrow evening cos i am still in Lagos in a guest house
Sal: : <f>ing pay attention dude.
Godwin: : just go straight to the point and let me know
Sal: : MY
contacts
DO NOT INTERRUPT
Godwin: : ok. i am listening
Sal: : <f>
Sal: : Seriously?
Godwin: : yeah
Sal: : My contacts will not be helping you there. Not in that country. That is NOT what they do.
They make people <f>ing disappear or pay what is owed.
Understand that shit?
Godwin: : oh ok i understand
Sal: : The TWIT requires each of us to take a damn journey. Spiritually and with our bodies. Can you get that shit through your pea brain dude?
And what did your ass do? <f>ing sit around and whine like some little <f>ing school girl.
Godwin: : ok
Take a damn journey to where ?
Sal: : Holy shit dude. THE <F>ING FIRE CONFERENCE.
Godwin: : ok
Sal: : Can you get to Toblerone and when?
If not, where can you <f>ing get to and when dude?
Godwin: : i can get to Bamako the Mali capital on Tuesday morning
Sal: : Dude you still haven't even <f>ing shown me your flight info shit to Lego or whereever.
Godwin: : i am in Lagos ok
Sal: : But you said you traveled from <f>ing Warrior or something dude.
You never snapped your <f>ing snappy at the son of a bitchin airport like you said. <f>ing fail.
Godwin: : it doesn't mean anything bro but i am in Lagos. i am not joking ok
Sal: : <f>ing always been there, haven't you?
Godwin: : i am very serious here
So if there is anything that you want to do so that they can come and pick up to the FIRE when i get to Mali, you do
and tell me so that i will to leave to Mali on First Bus tomorrow morning
Sal: : What is the <f>ing city in Mali?
Godwin: : Bamako, Mali capital
Sal: : I'll reach out. Where are you <f>ing right this minute, how will you travel and the name of the company <f>er?
Godwin: : ok. i am in ikeja in Lagos now and would be travel with Iyare transport company
Sal: : Before I do shit, dude, and I never <f>ing fail, I want <f>ing pics of you at the Iyare transport company, pics of tickets, and receipts, you on the <f>ing transport and at every <f>ing stop with some kind of sign behind you showing where your <f>ing ass is. I want <f>ing pics of the damn border. You're not going to <f>ing waste my time again.
Understand this dude?
Godwin: : ok i do understand you bro
Sal: : I'm serious as a <f>ing penile implant here bro.
Godwin: : i will send you the pictures and receipt when i am at the transport company tomorrow morning
Sal: : And <f>ing pics on the transport. At the <f>ing border, any passport or stamps. Shit so I know you're not a <f>ing lying little bitch. Got it?
And when will you <f>ing arrive dude?
Godwin: : ok. i will send you everything that you need in the morning
Sal: : What time? I don't have time tomorrow to <f> around looking for shit. There's a damn conference going on bro.
WHEN WILL YOU <F>ING ARRIVE SO I CAN HAVE SOMEONE PICK YOUR LYING ASS UP?
Godwin: : when i get to the bus company in the morning and book and pay for my ticket, i will send you the details when i will be arriving
Sal: : What time in the morning bro? Still <f>ing working on my jet lag and shit is planned for the conference for me dude.
Godwin: : 6 Am int he morning
Sal: : Ok dude. If I don't have shit by 7 am, forget it. Tired of busting my ass.
Got it dude?
Godwin: : i will send to you all the details as soon as our bus is ready to depart
ok . i got it
Sal: : I want the rest of the shit to dude.
Your ass better give me constant <f>ing updates.
Godwin: : The rest of the shit like what and what ?
i will be doing that dude
Sal: : Reread every <f>ing thing dude.
Godwin: : ok. i will send them to you in the morning before our departure and the time that we will be arriving in Bamako
Sal: : And the other shit. I don't want fake shit bro. I have things to do here. Passport pages to
Who the <f> is "we?"
Godwin: : we means the bus
Sal: : I want <f>ing selfies to dude
Godwin: : of course i would send any fake things to you
Do you want to see my passport now ?
Sal: : You already tried that shit once.
Godwin: : yeah i know
Sal: : I want to see <f>ing stamps from the border.
Godwin: : ok
Sal: : You caused this dude. You don't convince me and I'm sending <f>ing Jack shit for your ass, giving your tribute to a worthy <f>, and I'll <f> Anita.
Godwin: : wow.
ok i will provide you everything that you need so that you will be convince
Sal: : <f>ing A
Godwin: : <f>ing A
Sal: : Going to the <f>ing reception now bro. Your mentor is pissed.
Godwin: : i know that he will and will be there soon
Sal: : Should have updated him dude.
Godwin: : I did sent him a message and would still do that again now
Sal: : Peace out dude.

Monday
3:03am (8:03 AM Lagos time)
Sal: : Thats what I thought dude.
Sal: : <f>ing liar, huh, dude?
Godwin: : what?
Sal: : Your lying ass said 6 am. It's <f>ing lunch time.
Godwin: : yeah. i didn't get a Morning bus
Sal: : Why the <f> not and why didn't you inform me dude?
Godwin: : i tired sending you a message was network couldn't go through and i am still in Lagos now
Sal: : Right where you'll stay huh? You're nothing but a <f>ing joker wasting my damn time dude.
Godwin: : That is what you think dude but hell no
you think that i am happy to be here up this time
Sal: : Nothing but fails dude. I can't teach you shit.
And who's <f>ing fault is it you're still there?
Godwin: : what do you want me to do now ?
Sal: : Stop wasting my time dude.
Should have been on that <f>ing bus, but you're doing nothing, right? <f>. I would have rented a car dude.
You have any damned idea how much I've done for you? If you wanted to be here, if you wanted this <f>ing money, you would figure shit out and get off your lazy ass dude.
What do you want to do now dude?
Well <f> dude. There you go all silent again. Well, I'm dropping deuces then.
Godwin: : you told me to stop wasting your time that was why i didn't want to do so. i know that you have really done a lot for me
Sal: : And you're going to do nothing. Right dude?
Your ass should be in transit now or getting ready to leave dude.
Godwin: : i am don't what to do at the moment
Don't know what to do. if i wait here since tomorrow and didn't get any means of getting to Mali, i would go back home and wait for next time ok
That is what i have in mind
Sal: : No transport today dude? Bullshit.
Godwin: : what do you suggest that i should do dude ? cos i am so so tired
Sal: : Tired of what? Sitting on your ass? I told you, rent a car, get a flight, or take a bus. <f> you could have been here. Did you <f> up the Sacred Egg, too?
Godwin: : No, it is still here and safe with me
Sal: : Why is your lazy ass not on its way? Why must you <f>ing lie over and over?
Godwin: : oh you think that i am lying you again dude ?
Sal: : Yes dude. You said you would be leaving at 6 am this morning and look at the <f>ing time again. You DO NOTHING TO KEEP ME UPDATED. <F>.
Godwin: : yes, i told you that and when i get there was no bus heading to Mali today that was why i didn't update you again with all the update that you needed
Sal: : Bullshit dude. How <f>ing convenient huh?
THERE WERE 3 <F>ING BUSES THAT JUST LEFT LEGOS.
Godwin: : How did you know that ?
Sal: : <f> dude, really? If you were a part of this shit, you'd have people to contact to, but no, you just <f>ing waste time and have no desire to be a damn success.
Godwin: : i want to be successful dude and what is why i am doing my best to be there
Sal: : YOU ARE NOT DOING YOUR BEST. YOU ARE A <F>ING LIAR. Your best would have had your ass on one of those <f>ing buses.
Yeah. Nothing to say to that, right <f>er?
And this is the type of shit you're <f>ing missing.

Godwin: : wow, i am really missing a lot there
Damn. i ma going really crazy about this
Sal: : Whatever dude. You're just a <f>ing lying joker who wastes people's time. You knew what you had to do and you <f>ing sat on your ass stroking your cock raw. A real <f>ing businessman would <f>ing find his way out of this and swallow his damn pride.

Monday Evening
Godwin: : i don't know what to do again at this moment
Sal: : Yes you do. You were going to do it this morning.

Tuesday
Sal: : No <f>ing response. Again. How <f>ing typical dude.
Godwin: : i am here
Sal: : In Mali?
<<No Response>>
<f>. Here we go again.
I spend more <f>ing time checking up on you for your good, then I do enjoying the <f>ing conference dude. You might as well grab a gun and swallow the <f>er since you can't help yourself.
Just wow, dude.

Tue 3:13pm
Sal: : Too <f>ing bad dude. You get in your own <f>ing way and are your own worst enemy.

Wednesday
Godwin: : ok
Godwin: : Enjoy yourself bro. i can't really make it there. you are indeed a good brother and can't forgot all the effort that you made to make sue that i am there
Are you there ? i am going back home today
Sal: : Why the <f> do I care?
Godwin: : it is ok
Sal: : What is <f>ing OK? That's your damn response to everything. Have fun being a damn failure for life.
Godwin: : i want you to know that i am not happy here that i failed to be at the FIRE
Sal: : All your <f>ing fault dude.
Godwin: : i know that is what you gonna say to me and i admit that
Sal: : Like I said, you'll always be a failure. I tried to help make you a success.
Godwin: : i know that very well bro and i really do appreciate all that but is there no second chance again ?
So that i can make up for everything
Sal: : For what? You <f>ing embarrassed everyone.
You think the Eye group that sees all takes kindly to that?
Godwin: : i didn't know that
Sal: : Didn't know what dude? You were an idiot? That they don't like failures or people that break <f>ing commitments? Anita's dad is <f>ing pissed.
Godwin: : i don't what to say bro but i am really touched deep down inside me for causing such troubles and failure
Sal: : You probably could have made tomorrow's closing ceremonies, but it's obvious you won't and you've given up on yourself dude.
You're not sorry for shit. I <f>ing hate liars.
Godwin: : Honestly i am very sorry ok
what is going to happen to Anita then ?
Sal: : No you're <f>ing not. Don't worry about her.
Tell me why the <f> you've had from Friday to today and never got transport. And you never <f>ing flew to Legos like you said.
Godwin: : Cos i already thought that it is late for me to be there then
Sal: Bullshit.
You <f>ing lied and said you were getting transportation, then pulled your <f>ing mouth shut and refused to <f>ing reply. I told you I was staying until Sunday dude.
Godwin: : That was what i thought cos nobody gave me a clue that i can still be there even if i have missed to meet up with the plane on that Friday
yeah i know that you told me that you are staying till Sunday but the ceremonies is going to end tomorrow
Sal:Liar. I <f>ing told you I would personally pay to get you here, even late. <f>. You could probably still make it and save your ass but you're too much of an idiot to do this.
Great <f>ing food, beautiful surroundings, <f>ing of all types, and I've made eight deals here but it's all Shitty because you've caused me problems this whole damn time.
Godwin: i know that i have caused you a lot of problems there, you checking on me
i am checking online now to see if i will get a flight to Mali this afternoon. if there is then i will start coming cos it is late to travel with bus
Sal: Don't believe you bro. You've said that over and over.
Godwin: want to get a flight first then you will knowing if i am lying or not
Sal: Whatever dude. You'll go <f>ing silent again.
Godwin: i hate to make people feels bad about me bro. Had it been that i knew that i am going to caused this much problems , i would have done more than my best and be there by now
Sal: No you wouldn't. You're just <f>ing excuses dude.
You know I'm <f>ing right. You won't do shit dude. Wasting time now as it is.
Godwin: i told you that i am checking for the next available flight to Mali
Sal: : Whatever dude.

<<Later>>
Sal: : See dude. Told your ass you would just go <f>ing silent.. Again.
Godwin: : the traveling agent is checking and making the requires for me and will get back to me as soon as she has confirm
Sal: : Sure. Whatever dude.
Takes 30 <f>ing seconds to check but keep on lying dude.
Godwin: : ok
Sal: : Want to tell another lie dude?
Godwin: : what ?
Sal: : You're not checking shit.
Godwin: : That is what you think
But i am on it and checking on it
Sal: : You've said that shit before. Your ass should be at the transport place or the <f>ing airport ready to go.
But no, you're sitting on your <f>ing ass.
Godwin: : ok
Sal: : OK <f>ing what? Don't ever <f>ing send me that again. It's <f>ing stupid and shows ignorance.
<f> dude. So?
Godwin: : No show yet
Sal: : Well no <f>ing shit Shylock. I can tell you haven't <f>ing shown.
At this time, I'm guessing you're not <f>ing taking the bus either, huh dude?
Godwin: it is late taking a bus. the ceremony is closing tomorrow and if i take a bus i will get to Mali tomorrow afternoon
Sal: And I would have had a <f>ing plane waiting for you. The shit goes through tomorrow night. You're nothing but <f>ing excuses dude. Seriously. You've <f>ing wasted my time.
Godwin:sorry for that
Sal: No you're <f>ing not. You would be getting here, <f>ing Anita, <f>ing this Vietnames chick, and the <f>ing three dudes I <f>ing got. And getting <f>ing paid. What, a quarter million dollars or more? <f>ing worthless. If you won't <f>ing get on a bus for all that you might as well go kill yourself dude. You'll never be a <f>ing success.
Godwin: That is so <f>ing A
Sal: Not for your ass. And it <f>ing sucks for me since I did all this shit bro. You have one <f>ing hour and won't do shit dude. You're not allowed to say <f>ing A ever again. It's for Players, not <f>s.
Godwin: why ?
Are my no longer a TWAT anymore because i didn't make it to the FIRE ?
Sal: What do you think dude?

Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2016 3:35 am

ScamIsNoGood wrote:

Would you be interested in sharing the instruction for the excavation of the “Sacred Gash"?

Just make sure you wear a condom.

Some foreplay wouldn't go awry either.

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

Yup, putting a gun in his own mouth and pulling the trigger might just be the way to go for this lying, cheating, useless little murdering scumbag. About time some rough justice finally caught up with him.

Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2016 1:37 pm

Great work guys and girls.

Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2016 3:28 pm

Bort wrote:

Some foreplay wouldn't go awry either.

IIRC, this "foreplay" thing is when the guy stops to take off his socks, isn't it?

Posted: Sat Apr 23, 2016 4:00 am

^ Yes. Many a man has fallen victim to the sock gap.

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

I rather like the idea of one of Sal's assassin contacts going after him. Having the lad constantly looking over his shoulder is very appealing.

ETA.

Also, won't it be fun should IS1S find out about his other affiliations?

Posted: Sat Apr 23, 2016 8:31 pm

^It's true that, with so much going at the FIRE Conference, the word about Godwin's TWATish efforts could find its way to the good folks at ISIS.

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 05 Mar 2009 Posts: 580

Quote:

Godwin: : i know that very well bro and i really do appreciate all that but is there no second chance again ?
So that i can make up for everything

So, is there?

Perhaps a little used, rarely talked about redemption ceremony?

Maybe one of the steps is taking and sending pictures of a plant growing, sent daily for a month? After all, he needs to show his commitment, as he has failed to commit to the FIRE. Miss one picture, have to start over?

10 page apology/dedication form, handwritten in colored ink, in triplicate?

Can hardly wait for the next chapter of Adventures of Godwin and looking forward to more lad pain.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 15 Jan 2006 Posts: 62

Maybe build a monument of faith?

Posted: Sun Apr 24, 2016 3:38 pm

Since he already performed an acte de foi by digging the gash, perhaps an acte de contrition is in order. Twisted Evil

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