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Heisenberg222
419Eater is my life

Joined: 31 Aug 2014
Posts: 265
Location: 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque NM

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Wed Mar 02, 2016 10:46 pm |
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Woo-hoo!
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I assure you that I will fly down to USA immediately I confirmed from the bank that the transfer has be done so that we shall share the fund as agreed 50/50 greediness. - Mohamed Adams |
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vonpaso xlura
Baiting Guru

Joined: 10 Apr 2011
Posts: 13781
Location: Bertcad, Lojbanistan

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Wed Mar 02, 2016 10:51 pm |
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| Have you spoken with Mr. waMЬaуo? |
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you are a fake people so do not ever write to me again.
Am mad at you right now ... Am tired of your questions ... Am sick and tire you and your bank
Nigerian pig . go swallow a grenade idiot. Boko Haram will solve your problem idiot .
you are big fool by send a fake payment information and never you contact me again asshole .
your passgae bearing your ATM CATD ... Ant Terrorist Certificate ... legal verterbrate ... expartiate your meaning ... gets to your dwaignted address ... successful ofghw transfer |
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Justcold
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Joined: 27 Dec 2011
Posts: 6969
Location: Happy New Year!

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Rowan
Elite Baiter

Joined: 15 Feb 2013
Posts: 1346
Location: In the back room, being naughty

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Thu Mar 03, 2016 12:50 am |
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B8er
Associate Boomdazzler

Joined: 16 Feb 2009
Posts: 13579
Location: In self-isolation practicing social distancing

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Thu Mar 03, 2016 4:08 am |
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And they claim to have no money. |
_________________ "I DENOUNCE THE MUFFIN MEN" - Ma Kim
"YOU ARE WALKING DEAD MAN. YOUR WOODEN COFFIN IS READY TO SWALLOW YOU AND YOUR DIRTY GENERATION"
"all chaps are ass-less by design otherwise they just be leather pants" - jose_cuervo
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Heisenberg222
419Eater is my life

Joined: 31 Aug 2014
Posts: 265
Location: 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque NM

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Thu Mar 03, 2016 4:11 am |
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I'm most glad we got great use of that audio of TM as Ms. Brenda, enamouring a guy during one of the recent SS sessions.  |
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I am rest assured that you will not fail me in terms of my monthly install mental payments. - Mary Bear
I assure you that I will fly down to USA immediately I confirmed from the bank that the transfer has be done so that we shall share the fund as agreed 50/50 greediness. - Mohamed Adams |
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Big X
Baiting Guru

Joined: 14 Nov 2012
Posts: 23943
Location: Stalag Luft III

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Thu Mar 03, 2016 4:22 am |
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Flora sounds very unhappy indeed. And I did enjoy hearing that all of Paul's friends are upset with him now. Serves the bastard right. |
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Justcold
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Joined: 27 Dec 2011
Posts: 6969
Location: Happy New Year!

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Thu Mar 03, 2016 4:33 am |
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Brad has received death threats before ...many of them.
BUT to enlist the help of a virgin girl? Damn.
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[12:03:14 PM] paul : why the f*ck you don wanna talk to me?
[1:54:22 PM] paul : Hey brad you think you gonna f*ck those guys our there up?
[1:55:02 PM] paul : you kept silent refusing to talk to me huh
[1:56:10 PM] paul : well I pray your mouth and cells remain silent forever
[2:12:27 PM] paul : i swear you're not gonna go scot free (Brad is Irish ..jeesh) with this mess
[2:12:56 PM] paul : i'll have a virgin girl pray over that and i bet you gonna see
[2:43:17 PM] paul : maybe you are dead already as everything concerning you remains silent i guess |
Maybe he is referring to B8er?? Can't be ...B8er is no doubt a virgin, but not a girl.
OR is she?  |
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Frost
Elite Baiter

Joined: 05 Jun 2014
Posts: 1127
Location: Near a three headed monkey!

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Thu Mar 03, 2016 7:05 am |
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| RT: I want to f* your mother in the a*... |
And then he put Flora on the phone
Can't believe they bit again. Priceless! |
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B8er
Associate Boomdazzler

Joined: 16 Feb 2009
Posts: 13579
Location: In self-isolation practicing social distancing

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Thu Mar 03, 2016 7:16 am |
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| B8er is no doubt a virgin |
2 of your sisterwives will confirm that this is not true  |
_________________ "I DENOUNCE THE MUFFIN MEN" - Ma Kim
"YOU ARE WALKING DEAD MAN. YOUR WOODEN COFFIN IS READY TO SWALLOW YOU AND YOUR DIRTY GENERATION"
"all chaps are ass-less by design otherwise they just be leather pants" - jose_cuervo
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x 4 x 1746 x 1904 - Fake cheques: $4,392,620.83
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lokis.dare
Hello I'm New here!

Joined: 29 Mar 2011
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Thu Mar 03, 2016 8:00 am |
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| Flora: I don't want to go there now and when I get there they tell me there's no reservation. |
Oh Flora, Flora, Flora
Loving it, guys. Nice work! |
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Fridge
Master of Master Baiters

Joined: 18 Jan 2011
Posts: 796
Location: Inside My Kleins

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Thu Mar 03, 2016 12:20 pm |
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Looks like Flora sent Randy her pussy picture afterall....
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bobbybobby
Elite Baiter

Joined: 17 Jun 2015
Posts: 1738

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Thu Mar 03, 2016 1:33 pm |
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You just never know where Pastor Martin Ssempa is going to show up.
Nice work. |
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Padme
Moderator

Joined: 27 May 2005
Posts: 7425
Location: The Rebel Base

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Thu Mar 03, 2016 2:42 pm |
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| Right now am begging on the street |
Result!  |
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Fridge
Master of Master Baiters

Joined: 18 Jan 2011
Posts: 796
Location: Inside My Kleins

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Thu Mar 03, 2016 3:31 pm |
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"Toto for sale, nearly new" lol  |
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The Monsignor
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Joined: 08 Nov 2006
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Location: St Michael's Chapel

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Thu Mar 03, 2016 6:36 pm |
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Mr Randy just wanted to make new friends. He cannot understand what it was he said that caused Flora so much offence... |
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Discombobulated lass
Master of Master Baiters

Joined: 04 Jan 2016
Posts: 702
Location: Feeding the cat

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Thu Mar 03, 2016 7:15 pm |
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I think RT is much misunderstood.
He was clearly saying "I want to Tuck your Mother in my Arms"
After all, SH is renowned for its warm welcome and hospitable staff - once you find it  |
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Captu4ik
419Eater is my life

Joined: 20 Feb 2016
Posts: 413
Location: Between Nothingness and Eternity

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Thu Mar 03, 2016 8:12 pm |
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I'm new to all this, but that was the funniest thing I've heard all week ! |
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Mortal
Baiting Guru

Joined: 02 Jul 2009
Posts: 3473
Location: Smarter than your smartphone™

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Thu Mar 03, 2016 8:41 pm |
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^ Glad you're having fun. Boy, look at that piggy farm grow! Looks like you're having some of that fun yourself! Excellent job!
Lots of emails today, no calls. They got upset and wanted to leave in Abuja by noon. They repeatedly change being upset with me and apologizing, I'm inclined to believe they're grasping for anything that can believe into.
It is now almost 10 pm in Nigeria and they are still in Abuja.
Some of the emails.
After yesterday's call
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where have you gone?
I woke up this morning
no driver
no you
no randy
What have you told the driver? Why are all my attempts to locate you not going through?!
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We didn't see any driver, and we waited for him like you instructed us to, but. Don't worry because we are going back to Benin today, probably by noon..
Thanks for making us suffer.. (well you're welcome !) |
Robert is getting pissed off himself letting some heat vent.
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I wonder why is this happening.
And the only logical conclusion is you must be playing me. You let me pay extra room for you, you let me pay all the drivers, you let me get food only to watch it thrown away, you let me spend 20 000$ on gifts for you and every time I reach for you, driver returns empty handed said he parked there for hour saw nobody and asks for more 10 000 naira out of my pocket to pay him waiting. Every, single, time.
You never sent me any pictures where you are, it is almost like you dont want people to find you. Why is difficult for you to send my driver picture so he can find you, if you are not playing me? Is it mindgames? Are you from competing company? Are you trying to damage Bware productions?
I hope not. I hope this misunderstandings can be explained. But it sure looks bad from how I look at it. |
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| Mr robert i respect you alot but right now i had it up to my necky . how can you tell me that your driver can not locate us in a hotel where we gave you? We never benin to abuja but we locate hotels. Look here mr robert keep every thing we are going now you are not for real. What i and my works has gone through so far in life so will you children children will also do every thing we have pass through in life it will come to them your genarations. Randy guy told me that you are not real now i know wisdom also told me this but i did not listing to them. Since you have emmanuel t b to say this, his god will locate you and arest you Who in this abuja did not know this hotel. If you want this not to meet you fly to benin and come get yourself free from it |
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Its flora, please. Why can't you come yourself and let us see you, can you please come by yourself ? Please i would like to see you before going back today..... |
And 7 hours ago, they mention going home!
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| The next picture you get from is our picture with ticket home. Is like you are making use of our picture ? . if you want to see us, we are at astol gelden hotel opposite cbn every one knows it the former cbn bank karu. It is a bike that directed us and they all knows there. Our pastor just send us money to come back. give us your driver number we call him and i direct him. See mr robert stop playing us because your driver know this hotel if you go to my profile there is a white woman from france that came to see out industry in Abidjan and she never give is problem. You have not call us one day. And let me tell you this now your so call mr joefrry. Is the one that sent us to the hotel and he knows is and he has not call us all this why. Tell him to bring you where he ask us to go . we are now waiting to take a night bus to lagos to benin . so tell geofrry to give you that dame address that is where i am. The money me and flora is going home now was sent to us by pastor and he has said that any one that will use our pictures for any thing that is not of god will die. So what am saying is that you have some hours to get us if you shoose to thank you for treating us this way. |
And right to the example of them actually wanting to believe
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Hi Mr Robert, this is Flora...
We've had quite a lot of misunderstanding through these days and i apologize for everything.. With the respect we have for you, please just to be sure we are dealing with a real person , could you please send us a picture of you in front of the hotel and send us a picture of the gifts you bought for us since you said its in your possession and its safe.. We need this information so that we will know if we. Are to stay back or leave..
So if you are indeed. Mr Robert, casting VP of bware productions, lets see the proof now and let's know you are real. And in Abuja, because nothing can convince us anymore other than you sending us these proofs...
Until then Mr Robert, you know how to contact us because right now, we are on our. Way going back..
Will be expecting your reply on this.. |
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| Ok,, send me. Your picture,.. Just before you head my way, i want to see your picture.. |
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| We just bought our ticket we are going to send it to you now we are leaving by 6pm in next 1hours please we are sorry . we have suffered alot since last week. So we appologzie if we taik bad at you ok. |
This is bad. Or is it?
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| I talked to Brad, where are you now? |
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Hi mr Robert,
Its flora, and we are at the motor park about to depart for lagos and am sorry for anything we did to offend you or make you angry, please don't take offence at it....
But am pale , sick and unhappy for not being able to meet with you, but i hope to see you someday or soon..
We are at the motor park in maraba..
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Time to turn the tables
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Hello flora, I don't know who is to blame but it's certainly not you and certainly not Paul. I will find out.
Brad mentioned traveling to Abuja personally. To see me and you. Do you know about this?
Paul said you might need cash, maybe we can help with this as well. To lodge wherever you want.
How much would you and Paul need?
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| Hi mr robert, we will need abt 40, 000 naira because we are so down right now, and thanks for understanding me , and when is mr Brad coming , i will be so delighted to meet him, when is he planning to come to Abuja? |
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He is looking for soonest flights now. He went to town to get insurance and money from bware headquarters.
I sent him SMS message to contact me as soon as possible so I can tell you what to do.
Is that okay flora? |
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| Its sure is, just keep me posted and let me knkw what is going on, and when do you plan to send us the money? |
And from here, it is just "when is money, when Brad arrive, we want to wait but we need money."
Robert keeps sharing text messages being recieved by Brad.
Fingers crossed for another night in the bush?  |
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Ugly Duckling with Mountain Goat and Osazee : Cameroon -> Nigeria
Paul with Just Cold: Benin -> Lagos -> Abuja
George: Accra -> Togo I really want to do business with you, because i know you are an Angel send to rescue me by God.
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GOD PUNISH YOU, GOD PUNISH YOU, GOD PUNISH YOU. Mr. Olisa
Every night a phonecall from you, you talk rubbish. Mr. Olisa
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Frost
Elite Baiter

Joined: 05 Jun 2014
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Location: Near a three headed monkey!

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Thu Mar 03, 2016 9:46 pm |
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Wonderful. This still has potential  |
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Fridge
Master of Master Baiters

Joined: 18 Jan 2011
Posts: 796
Location: Inside My Kleins

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Fri Mar 04, 2016 4:23 pm |
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Justcold
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Fri Mar 04, 2016 6:33 pm |
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^ Brad is flying to Abuja to take matters in hand. Mort and I are unsure about where Paul and Flora are currently.
We think they may have gone back to Lagos. I hope to talk to Paul today.
ETA Flora |
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bware419ers
419Eater Admin

Joined: 25 Jun 2012
Posts: 21219
Location: Searching for the Platinum Piggie

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Fri Mar 04, 2016 6:45 pm |
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Mortal
Baiting Guru

Joined: 02 Jul 2009
Posts: 3473
Location: Smarter than your smartphone™

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Fri Mar 04, 2016 7:33 pm |
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^ No wonder they decided to flee the scene  |
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Ugly Duckling with Mountain Goat and Osazee : Cameroon -> Nigeria
Paul with Just Cold: Benin -> Lagos -> Abuja
George: Accra -> Togo I really want to do business with you, because i know you are an Angel send to rescue me by God.
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GOD PUNISH YOU, GOD PUNISH YOU, GOD PUNISH YOU. Mr. Olisa
Every night a phonecall from you, you talk rubbish. Mr. Olisa
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Fridge
Master of Master Baiters

Joined: 18 Jan 2011
Posts: 796
Location: Inside My Kleins

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Fri Mar 04, 2016 8:21 pm |
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I still want to see Flora`s pussy pic  |
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