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Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2015 2:53 am

Hilts asks the lad what his choice is:

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So what's your choice? Do you want the $100,000.00 or not? Do you want to make the big money ripping off Roger's church, or are you fine with staying poor and hungry?

The lad wants Hilts to send the money directly still:

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Look we both know we want it. Only that what you are supposed to do has taken longer time. (by design)

So kindly do what you are suppose to do and stop telling me that. Like I said before whatever you suggest to carry, go aheaf and do that. Do not waste anymore tme.

Hilts will continue to refuse. Eventually the lad will cave for $100,000.

Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2015 10:04 pm

This lad has been annoying me by relentlessly demanding that Roger ask why my crooked banker Hilts hasn't sent the money. For the purposes of my bait, I want to have Hilts launder the money rather than sending it directly.

So Hilts explains to the lad why he is delaying sending the money, then gives him an ultimatum:

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The way I am doing it is the careful way. The smart way. The way that doesn't get me sent to federal fucking prison.

Look, maybe you don't give a fuck about what happens when the Feds start investing on what happened to Roger's money. I know the cops in Nigeria don't do shit and you can just bribe them anyway if you do get caught. But I fucking care. I'm not going to jail because you wanted your money too quick, understand? I'm just not.

So if you really want your share of this $100,000.00 USD, here's what your going to do:

1. Tell Roger you received the money he sent, so he doesn't get suspicious or keep asking me questions about what happened.

2. Send me 5 or 6 accounts from people you trust so I can do the money laundry with my buddy's help.

3. Ask Roger about his religion, then tell him you want to join his church. Trust me, the dumb fuck will damn near shit himself trying to throw money at you.

If you follow my instructions, you will have your share of the $100,000.00 USD by next week, and you'll have a shot at stealing more of Roger's money. If you don't, I'll keep the money and find another scammer to work with. You'll loose the best victim you've ever had, and get nothing.

This shouldn't be a hard decision.

Let's see if this lad has any sense, and more importantly, any bank accounts.

Roger asks if the lad received his money:

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What do you mean conformation slip? I don't know what that is. But you didn't answer my question? Mr Hilts told me he sent you the money, did you receive it? If you didn't receive it I will go back to the bank on Monday and find out why not.

Let's see if he follows Hilts's instructions.

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Apr 2008 Posts: 1300

I seem to have dropped off the notifications for the thread update. Oh well, this will correct that.

Anyway, in my bait the lad seems to have been swindled out of half the 15000 he finally settled for for paying off scheming neighbour. Now a scheming banker seems to have taken (the lads) half too. It's so tough being a scammer with so many dishonest people around.

I guess we are nearing 3 months in keeping this scumbag occupied.

Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2015 3:08 am

Suddenly the lad asks Roger about his Church:

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My roger can I please have your cell number, have things to discuss with you, especially about your church

Very good, let's see if we can push him off his plans entirely and right into our Church modality. Roger will respond tomorrow.

Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2015 10:50 am

Real life intervened and I missed a bunch of "Please make payment now" emails. But the last we have heard from Ember here, her electronics were possessed and her computer mouse attacked her Chihuahua.

Dear Reverend,

I am so sorry for not getting back to you sooner. The ghost in my machine has taken a terrible toll on me. Since you did not agree with my request to come with Maria and bless my home, I had to take matters into my own hands. My laptop and other electronics were compromised by a demon that goes by the name of Zozo. It has been terrifying and made for a dangerous situation to bring little Maria in to.

My home has now been cleansed and I am ready to move forward. Please resend your bank info and the amount that we agreed on for the sale of this orphan. My laptop was wiped cleansed to rid my life of Zozo and I no longer have records of our conversations.

Thank you!
Ember Wolfe

I thought I lost him with the demon talk... So I poked.

Hello!
I have not heard back from you! I am willing to offer double or even more for Maria. Please tell me what you think!

Ember Wolfe

Nothing.

I would like to offer $100,000 for Maria. It seems that the little girl might just be what is missing from my life. Please let me know if she is still available!

Sincerely,
Ember

Ahh, there it is.

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Hello I do apreciate and acknowledge your email. In regards partaining the little is still very much availavle. Since it is your will to donate such, kindly do so.

Demons < $$$

I have no recollection of what bank account we are on!

Can you kindly remind me of of how to send you the funds, as my computer was exorcised with the rest of my home and wiped clean?

Kindly yours,
Ember Wolfe

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Apr 2008 Posts: 1300

I've had a strange message from his 'mule' Janet Smith to one of my characters who has chopped him. Does anyone have any idea what he is talking about?

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U dey Jones me abi....u know well.call me.08107971xxx

Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2015 10:57 am

The Countess's ex-husband (Rodney) hasn't replied to The Rev for a while. The Rev is getting impatient asking what the hold up is with the people who want the orphan. They were trying to raise £5,000 through charity work. Rodney replies:

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halo mr jiffrey

me is no see dem till toady. dem is bizzy wid rasing munny for orfan.

wen me see dem dis moaning dem is ay dem havvy £3,500 at momment. dem is still needy £1,500. dem say werky hard butt dificcult tims at momment. no menny peeple havvy any munny.

maybe few weaks yett befour dem getty rest of munny butt me letty yoo know.

menny tanks for yore pashunts.

rodders.

Meanwhile, the Countess has sent Jeeves, the butler, out to get the money transferred - but Jeeves has disappeared! That's another £50,000 lost!

Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2015 10:23 pm

Roger is eager to discuss his Church:

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You want to talk about my Church? I would be happy to talk to you about that! My number is (whistling pickle number). I am really looking forward to talking to you!

I have no plans to speak with the lad on the phone.

Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2015 10:35 pm

The Rev has told Rodney not to worry about the $5000 but that $3500 is alright (he must be getting desperate for money). He gives Rodney Western Union details.
Rodney says can't do that! Will there be more bacon on the way?
Meanwhile, he has told the Countess not to do anything drastic like go to the police. The Rev suggests she goes out looking for him!

Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2015 11:35 pm

The lad still isn't quite following Hilts's instructions:

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Sir am really do not no what is happening to the fund you said your banker will send me. (Hilts told the lad to tell Roger that he had received the money) At this junctionan still asking you find out what is going on. Sir please kindly call me on my cell phone. Am thinking you set up a branch here in Africa, because I will love it here and people here will be intrested more in been a part of the church. I too will be pleased to be a part.+234081XXXXXXXX

Roger will be pleased to introduce this lad to his Church in the next few days.

Meanwhile, the lad wants to know why he hasn't heard from Hilts:

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Hello have not heard from you. What's the matter. Roger is worried

Hilts replies very briefly:

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Did you follow my instructions?

The lad did not, and Hilts will slap him for not ponying up accounts.

Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2015 10:42 am

The Rev replies to the Countess that there is nothing to worry about. Are you sure? Where's Jeeves and the money?

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Good morning Reverend Father

I am getting extremely worried now with regards to Jeeves. I have visited the bank. It was a trial for me as there were lots of smelly, scruffy and unwashed individuals who looked as though they would stick a knife in your neck as soon as look at you.

I asked to see the manager regarding Jeeves and the missing money. I was told the manager was out on a heist. I do not know what that means but I got to speak to a supervisor. She listened to my questions then looked at her computer system.

She told me that there has been no transactions in the past week by anyone named Jeeves at that bank or for that amount of money. I told them that he should have been at the bank last Friday to make the transfer. She told me that there was nothing they could do as there was no record of any transaction. I had the feeling that she was trying to fob me off with excuses. However, I stood my ground and insisted that she check all her CCTV recordings for Friday. She showed me several CCTV images but they were not very good in that they were all out of focus.

I have now gone to the police and told them about what has happened. They have opened a "Missing Perons" file on Jeeves. I am now waiting for them to get back to me with any information with regard to finding the whereabouts of my faithfull butler. It fills me with dread to think he may have been attacked and robbed before he got to the bank.

I am at such a loss as to what to do. May I, Reverend Father, ask you to pray for Jeeves and to summon all your holy powers to bring him back alive and well and with my £50,000 still intact.

God bless you Reverend

Countess Mary Blenheim Farquharson

Lots of possibilities here. Jeeves could have run off to Spain with the money; he could be in cahoots with the lady at the bank; the bank could be fake; Jeeves could be conspiring with the Countess's ex-husband, Rodney!

Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2015 8:21 pm

Roger is excited to hear that the lad wants to join his Church:

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I tried calling you at that number, and nobody picked the line, it just kept ringing. I am not sure what is going on, but I think talking by email is fine.

I will ask Mr Hilts what is going on with the donation I sent. I can ask him on Monday when I go back to the bank.

Are you saying you are interested in joining my Church? I am very exited about this! Do you want me to give your email address to my Pastor so he can introduce you to the Church? I think that is the best step.

I must ask though, what religion do you follow now? I need to be able to esteem how difficult it will be to convert you to following the one true religion of the Old Gods.

I'm going to push the lad farther and farther away from his script, and onto mine. Twisted Evil

Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2015 8:34 pm

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...Jeeves could be conspiring with the Countess's ex-husband, Rodney!

...or Jeeves could be face-down in a ditch, somewhere, and the money gone. Shocked

Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2015 9:07 am

Rodders has not heard from The Rev for 4 days so -

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it am gud news. dem nise peeple dat is wanty orfan hav gott all $5,000 for yoo. dey is asky wat to do wid munny now.

yoo pleese teelly me so me can piss it on to dem. dey is looky fowrard to ahvvy yung orfan to luke atfer.

A little bit more money may get him interested again.
The Countess has not heard from Jeeves and The Rev isn't communicating with her. Time to step up a gear!

Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2015 2:00 am

The lad told Roger that the donation payment still had not gone through, so Roger visited the bank again today. This triggered a slap to the lad from Hilts:

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What the fuck is wrong with you? That idiot Roger came to my bank again this morning asking about his money. I had to tell him there was some tax problems with the IRS holding up the donation.

What the fuck are you telling him? Why does he keep coming back asking about the goddam money? I made this real simple for you. I told you to tell him that you received the money, so we could move on to getting bigger money out of him instead of dealing with this small time shit. I also told you to ask him about his church, so you could start scamming his church. And most importantly, I told you to give me some accounts so that we can do the money laundry, and you'd have your money in a week after that. Have you done any of that? No, clearly you haven't done shit.

Jesus, do I have to do all the thinking here? This is the biggest scam you will ever pull, and you are not acting serious about it. Get your head right and corporate with me.

Here's what we will do: you tell Roger you want to join his church. Then in a couple days, tell him the donation money went through so he stops bothering me about it. And for fuck's sake, send me the goddam accounts, and I'll do the money laundry and give you your share.

Can you do that, or are you going to fuck it up again?

I am thoroughly enjoying the repeated opportunities I get to slap this lad when he doesn't follow directions.

Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2015 10:50 am

Rodney told The Rev that his church people need to keep correct accounts so are unable to use Western Union. It worked! He coughed up an account:

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> 1)BANK: CITIBANK N.A.
> ADDRESS: 111 WALL ST NEW YORK. 10043.
> SWIFT CODE: CITIUS**
> ROUTING NUMBER/ABA NUMBER 02100****
> FUETHER CREDIT TO: BENEFICIARY BANK NAME: ANSLEM EGWUOGU
> BENEFICIARY ACCOUNT NUMBER: 00115****
> ADDRESS: 1 VALLEY STREET NEW YORK

Sorry, Rev - it's not as straightforward as that!

Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2015 2:51 am

The lad is still wary of Hilts:

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Well am thinking you first pay a part of the money than I look for some other accounts to maje the transfer. Below is an account you can make a part of the payment. Will be expecting it.

<snip incomplete account details>

How will I know all this when I have written couple of times with know reply. Look have this money transfered as it is suppose so we van forget all this... I will not tell Roger anything till I have received the fund.thank you.

Hilts will respond tomorrow.

The lad asks Roger to call again:

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Look am been honest with you. Am intrested in been a member of you religion. I still await your calls please

I have to find a way to force the lad to go along with my script. He's definitely very stubborn.

Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2015 8:12 pm

Good news - Jeeves has been found! Bad news - he's been murdered and all the money is missing! And the police have been given The Rev's details:

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I have very sad news. Jeeves, my trusted butler for over 12 years, was found dead on Sunday in a ditch near Crinkley Bottom. All the money that I gave him to send to you via the bank was missing. I have not replied to you because I have been helping the police with their enquiries for the past four days. They told me that they have been searching the area and have found some significant clues. They will not tell me what they have found as yet.

While they were questioning me they became very interested in why Jeeves was carrying such a large amount of cash with him. I explained that he was on the way to the bank to send it to Reverend Father Philip Jeffry in exchange for an orphan. From that point they told me I was under suspicion of child trafficking! They told me that unless I gave them your details I could not be released. I have been in the police station for two days and wanted to get home so I gave them your details. You may soon be contacted by the North East Division of the South West Peckham Police CID. The person that dealt with me was Detective Inspector Trigger. He's a very nice chap but he's what I would call "one sandwich short of a picnic".

Anyway, I'll keep you up to date with developments. I hope I can get some, if not all, of the money back and feel so sad about the demise of poor Jeeves. He will be greatly missed. You will pray for him I hope.

Ho hum!

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2015 4:55 pm

Chief Detective Inspector Trotter of the East Division of the South West Peckham Police CID is on the case now. He is asking the Rev some questions about his orphange. I doubt whether he will reply but you never know!

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2015 5:24 pm

What, is he still going? He long since went silent on me. Sad

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2015 10:09 pm

^ He is still responding to me, at least. Roger still can't call him, and asks his questions again:

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As I said before, nobody is picking the calls I am making to that number. Are you sure you are giving me the right one?

You didn't answer my previous questions. Should I give your email address to my pastor? And which religion do you follow now? Can you please answer those?

Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2015 9:14 am

Oh this is still going alright. I've got three characters in conversation with the little turd!
Rodney gives The Rev some good news:

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me has givvy dem churtch peeple bank detales. dem is say will go bank wid munny in next cuppla day.

dem is verry exited about dis. dem is sutch good peeple. dem will luke atfer orfan lik one of dem own childs.

dem churtch is called Gullible Church of the Poor. yoo pleese letty me know wen yoo getty munny so me can telly dem all is ok and dem luke fowrard to taky devilry of orfan.

I'll try to string him along on all fronts for as long as possible. Wink

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Apr 2008 Posts: 1300

Update: The lad has had $8500 stolen from him and his benefactor is convinced it is his mule (Janet Smith) who has stolen the money. He now wants the remainder $6500 sent by Western Union which he will have to guide me through inch by inch. By that time I'm sure the Bank's fraud investigator will have his say (he'll be writing to the lad soon) before the monies are paid.

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Reverend of reverends Jefry,

I have read what you have written and can't see any issues with what you have written. I don't know anything about western union so I hope you can guide me through the process.

On another point, I have written to Janet Smith's bank and told them that she has stolen your money ($8500). I have yet to receive a response as such but will do so as soon as I hear from them. I wrote to their Fraud Investigator whose name is Duncan *******. I gave him your full contact details so that you can issue a formal complaint against her too if you wish.

That is lovely news about little Maria. Tell the little darling to be strong as her adoption to a civilised country is so close.

In Gods name and for Gods sake.

Elizabeth D**dy

Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2015 4:20 pm

The Rev has told the Countess that the police have been in touch but he is not going to answer any of their questions.

The Countess tells the Rev that the police have found most of the stolen money and advises the Rev to comply with the police.

He will probably refuse. Never mind, the Countess will at some time tell the Rev that if he doesn't help the police they will not release the money.

Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2015 3:47 pm

The police have sent the Rev three emails asking questions about the orphange. The Rev refuses to answer with the cheeky sod telling the police not to contact him again!
Meanwhile, the Countess has told the Rev that the police have apprehended Jeeves's attacker and found most of the £50,000 BUT they will not release the money until the Rev answers their questions. Will he crack?

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