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UglyDuckling
Not quite a Newb

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Tue Aug 18, 2015 1:00 pm |
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Got this from the Lad
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Hello Mr. James i am very glad to have read your email about how your friends are satisfied with what i provided to proof to you that i am the real Steve Jobs, i assure you that everything is legitimate and i am going to secure the transaction this time i have a good friend in UK and i will be sending you his account details for the transfer, i have already informed him and he is willing to do this for me and the Orphans my suggestion is that when you are able to do this and it goes through then we will be using this channel whenever there is a donation (yes we will - nothing can go wrong with this set up can it? ). Thanks so much and may God bless you and your friends, my respect remains forever.
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UglyDuckling
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Thu Aug 20, 2015 11:55 am |
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Yes he provided a piggy - this is the lads friend helping out. The account is reported.
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Hello again Mr. James Nelson,
Have gotten the bank account details from my good friend in UK and he really wants to know when the transfer will be done because he is also a business man who travels around but he want to know when this will be done so we will schedule his time accordingly, below is his bank details.
Wire Transfer info. Account Name: Nxxx Trading. Address:xxxx. Waterxxx way. Hertford. xxx . Account Number: 511xxx Sort code : 090xxx. BIC: ABBYGB2LXXX IBAN: GB13ABBY090xxxxxx. Bank Address:xxxxxx West Midland B70 7QB. Bank Name: SANTANDER BANK UK.
Thanks once again for your help, i really appreciate all your doings. |
I answered back that I'm not able to make the transfer until Monday then his friend will see the funds Wednesday - unless something goes wrong I have several scenarios that could drag this transfer on for a few weeks and hopefully provide a different piggy. |
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UglyDuckling
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Mon Aug 24, 2015 1:54 pm |
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Got this from our lad
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| Hello Mr. J@mes, thanks so much for understanding and accepting my proposal about you doing some donation for the Orphans. I am sorry to hear you are at the hospital and i pray everything goes on well with you, i have done some little research and found out that it is really going to take 2 to 3 working days for the funds to show in my friend's account, i know this is going to work out because you are the one doing the transaction yourself.... My prayers with you and i am waiting to hear some good news from you about your hospital check up and also about transferring the funds. |
Today I send a mail stating that I had just transferred the funds, but it will show in his 'friends' account on Thursday - according to my bank manager. He answered back with this
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| Hello Mr. J@mes, i thank God everything went well with you at the hospital and i am so much happy to hear you have transferred the funds into my friend's account, i will be happy if you could kindly tell your banker to give you receipts of the transaction in order to also get it to my friend to show that the money was really transferred to his account where everything can go on well with us. I am very overwhelmed and i thank you once again and may the Almighty God bless you abundantly and give you the understanding to work through every situation, i will be waiting to hear from you again brother J@mes. |
Now I just need to produce a nice receipt what can go wrong Will try to drag this one out for two or three weeks, and hope to get a fresh piggy in return for all my 'hard' work  |
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UglyDuckling
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Thu Aug 27, 2015 10:42 am |
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Now the big payday is approaching and the Lad think there is 95.000 EUR in his mules account today. He asked for a transfer receipt and off cause I send it to him, but he can't download it - wonder why
Got this in my mailbox today - by the way my alter ego is traveling and have limited access to mail so I can drag this on for a few days
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Hello Mr. J I am very grateful for everything that you having been doing to help the Organization, i know this is from your own goodwill and i will say i do appreciate the efforts you have been making, i wish you all the best in you trip to Malaysia and i pray you have a successful deal. Mr. James i am pleading with you to kindly resend me the transaction receipt as i have not been able to download it due to some errors which i don't even know but i guess it is the format that was used to send the file, i will like you to kindly send it in a different format which i can download and send to my friend in UK.
Kind Regards
Steve Jobs |
Now I'm confused because I can open it with out problems Send this back to him
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Hello Mr. Jobs,
Thank you for your mail. I don't understand I recieved it as a so called PDF file - do you have tle latest PDF viewer ? I have no problems downloading it. Please make sure you have the latest version of PDF reader. I don't know if I can get it from the bank in any other format, but I can ask and see what they can do.
The funds should be in your friends account today so he can just check his account the transfer is clearly marked with my name and ATT: Steve Jobs orphanage. |
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UglyDuckling
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Sun Aug 30, 2015 1:54 pm |
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Strange the lad can't open the attachment, and the second one I mailed him can be opened, but it's just garbage. .... hmm he must be doing something wrong.
Got a few mails from him will post later and is setting him up for filling out forms and hopefully a new piggy. |
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Thursten3rd
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Mon Aug 31, 2015 4:36 pm |
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I'm baaaack (finally). You guys are the BEST! No, seriously, you are.
While on vaca, Joe got these (FYI, Stevie-pooh is becoming a T.W.A.T.):
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Hello Mr. Walsh my happiness can feel the world as i now know this is working out, i believe soon you will be transferring some money to the Orphans which the organization will be happy about because there are no funds available to feed and maintain the organization so i will be very happy if you could quickly transfer any funds given to you but first let me know so i can give you the bank information again, i know how serious you are in this and i know you want us to both benefit it and i am so glad you are putting more effort to get everything done to send the funds to the organization, thanks so much Mr. Walsh
My Kind Regards
Steve Jobs |
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Hello Mr. Walsh how are doing? i hope you are enjoying your weekends as you said and i have been waiting to see pictures of you but nothing like that was sent to me and i guess you are having fun which made you not to remember about you sending me pictures, i have been working and trying my best to get this document done so i can send to you also i have been waiting on my best man from Ghana to try and give me some information so i can fill the form out, i am actually done now with the proxy form and i hope it will work out this time as i know so much cautions will be taking before sending or transferring money. take care and enjoy your vacation.
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Steve Jobs |
Joe responded with these:
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Hello Comodore,
Well, I've just finished up a smashing holiday in Tahiti and a grueling week of meetings at the bank. Sorry I haven't had time to do any catch-up on your situation but I did get a lovely tan. so no woories there. How are things in Iraq? I do hope all is going well. Looking over your last email, I'm must say I'm a bit confused by your tune. I'm really not sure what you expected me to do from a tiny island chain in the South Pacific, especially when there were so many lovely beaches and golf courses to explore! Not to worry, though, I'm sure we'll get things sorted out soon enough.
I do have one question, however. How are you going to attend a FIRE event when you couldn't even manage a weekend jaunt to the U.K? I'm just curious although I'm sure you've thought of something.
Also, do let me know how things are going with the Proxy situation, won't you. There's a good fellow.
Regards and salutations,
J.B. Walsh
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...and today (with some lovely vacation pics gleaned from the internet):
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Dear Comodore,
I'm happy to see that you are enriching yourself as a T.W.A.T. Church member, of course. Good work there. However, I do believe it is past time to return to our business venture with all due haste. Were you able to straighten out the problems with your bank account? This needs to happen in order for us to move forward. I highly recommend you look into that if you have not already done so.
As to your request for some photos from my Tahiti trip, I've attached a few photos I thought you might enjoy. The first shows Mrs. Walsh on one of her many shopping trips to the local flea markets. The next shows a group of lovely people I met on the beach one morning who invited me to practice "natural yoga" with them, if you know what I mean. Then there is a shot of a group of T.W.A.T. members we had dinner with one evening. I can only hope you will have the chance to meet them some day. And the last one is of me relaxing by the hotel pool.
I hope you enjoy viewing these photos as much as I enjoyed taking them, and do take care and see to that bank account, won't you?
Regards,
J0seph B. Walsh
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Well, is now getting to a point which you're searching for the other side of me, and if you don,t reason well, you will surely see it from me. - Steve Jobs, Commander in Chief
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Thursten3rd
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Thu Sep 03, 2015 2:55 pm |
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He still believes.
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Hello Mr. Walsh i am so happy to read your email and thanks for the picture, i can see you really had fun there and everything went on well with you. I am glad you are so concern about me doing pretty well with T.W.A.T and yes it is past time we need to talk business and get to know what to do next and yes my account is well intact i have conversed with a good friend of mine in UK and he told me he can release his account details to me any time i need it but any transfer that is coming into his account should be legitimate (why would Joe not make a legitimate transfer??) so i am suggesting that any donation that will be coming should go through my friend's account in UK, any money that will come into his account will be paid to the orphanage in Ghana and i think this is a good idea and no money will be lost again. (ME too!!!) Kindly get back to me soon as you get this email so we can talk more and see how best we can do to get some money for the organization since things are not really good at their end in terms of financial the organization is extremely weak, have a good time.
Kind regards
Steve Jobs |
Naturally, Joe is pleased with Stevie's progress and is more than willing to "help">
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Dear Comodore,
I am happy to hear from you, as usual. And you say you have a friend in the UK with a bank account? This is good news! I have connections with every major bank here. All you need do is tell me which bank the account is with and which city it is in and I can begin to "grease the skids", if you take my meaning. Then when one of my fellow parishioners stops by to make a donation, It should go straight to your orphanage, like poop through a goose!
I can't tell you how excited I am to finally have this business coming together. I think that we will be able to sit down together to enjoy cognac and Cuban cigars before you know it!
By the by, you've yet to tell me anything about your facility in France. I have to say tha, while I am happy to help those little blighters in Ghana, I feel remiss were I not to make some attempt to help those young frogs, as well.
Best regards,
J0seph Walsh
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Well, is now getting to a point which you're searching for the other side of me, and if you don,t reason well, you will surely see it from me. - Steve Jobs, Commander in Chief |
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UglyDuckling
Not quite a Newb

Joined: 28 Jul 2014
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Mon Sep 07, 2015 1:52 pm |
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RL have taken me on some business trips with very little time to post here and to play with the Lad, but luckily my alter ego Mr. J@mes have been traveling to When we left he couldn't open the receipt that I send him and I asked him to make his 'friend' to go to the bank and check because the funds was there Got this:
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| You are welcome Mr. J, and i don't also understand why it is not opening at my end because i have the latest version of pdf but yet still i can't view the content, i will be glad if you could kindly open it at your end and take a screen shot to send to me so i can also send same thing to my good friend in UK to proof that the transfer was successfully done, i will like to have a clear picture of this because i just contacted my friend in UK and he claims nothing was transferred to his account so i will be very glad if you could take a clear picture of the transfer slip/receipt and send to me here. I know it's stressful and i apologize for all these happenings, may God bless your endeavors. |
I didn't answer that mail so he send me this 'reminder'
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Hello Mr. J, how are you doing? i do really need the receipt of the transaction because i actually don't want to have problems with my friend in UK. I hope you understand my situation and i will be glad if you could even take a snap shot of the receipt on your phone to send to me, i have sent you an email yesterday asking you to try your best to kindly get me this so i can be sure of the transfer. I thank you for all your good doings, i gladly appreciate.
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Of course I ignored this request and send him this:
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Dear Mr. Jobs,
Sorry about the late reply, but as you know I'm in Malaysia trying to close business but the unrest make it difficult at the moment so please have patients. I have just received news from my bank that the funds have not been deposited in your friends account due to a missing large funds clearing form. In order to avoid money laundering and support of terrorism any account holder receiving more than 3000 eur must have cleared his account with the authority. So your friend need to go to his bank and fill out the form and then the funds will be in his account. The funds is at his bank, but not released yet. |
We all know this form is non existent, but think it might cool the relationship with his mule if his embarrassed at his bank His answer was this
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| Hello, Mr. J i got your email hours ago but wanted to hear from my friend in UK before replying you, my friend got back to me after receiving my email based on getting a clearing form to fill out before the money can reflect in his account, he told me this isn't done and his account is a business account in which he receives money day in and day out through the account and have never been asked to fill a clearing form before a transaction will go through.... According to my friend he has received $200,000.00 through the same account without having to fill a form before getting the money, also he insist in getting the the transaction receipt from which it shows that money was transferred into his account, that way he can use the receipt to credit the money into his account. I am sorry to hear you are having difficulties in closing your business, i pray everything goes well both in your business and in transferring the money. God bless |
My short answer was - it's your fault
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Hello Mr. Jobs,
How strange that was the message I got from my bank and they simply resend the same recipe that you can't open. He really don't need the recipe to see the funds are there, if this is a business account he just log on to his account on the web and he can see the funds and send them to you.
I managed to settle my business and is traveling back to Europe during the weekend. Monday I'll talk to my bank to clear this up. |
Before I could think of where to go next this mail arrived
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| Hello Mr. J i am very glad to read a message from you, i have been waiting to get a reply from you and know how to deal with this situation. I will be very happy if you could redraw the money back since my friend claims there was nothing sent to his account, i believed it is due to some reasons that the money couldn't show in his account and i don't want to argue with him so all i am asking now is for you to redraw the money back so we will work on where to send it and it won't bring up problems, my friend in UK is currently in Japan and can't go to the bank to fill the clearing form in which his bank is demanding, to avoid delay and other negative acts i will like you to redraw the money back from his account and i will rearrange one for you, i am really sorry for all these inconvenience have a good day. |
And that's where we are today. Look like a new piggy and possibility to create even more confusion
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UglyDuckling
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Tue Sep 08, 2015 11:35 am |
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Of course Mr J@mes will try to get the money back, but it's difficult and he will have to pay to get the money back - so I send this to the Lad just to let him know that all this is his fault
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Hello Mr. Jobs,
I saw your mail and just talked with my bank - they will start the process of redrawing the money. For your information this operation actually have a fee so I have to pay my own bank and your friends bank also demand a fee. I don't understand the problem and is a bit angry that I have to pay a fee of 500 EUR just because your friend fail to fill out the required documentation.
Please get back to me on how we get this settled - don't you and the orphanage have a bank account ? |
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UglyDuckling
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Wed Sep 09, 2015 8:24 am |
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YES he will provide a new piggy Got this from our Lad
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Hello Mr. J i am really sorry that this transaction didn't go through and you still have to pay 500 EUR before redrawing the money, this has been a nightmare to me and i have been thinking of how to make this work out but i hope eventually this will go through some day, i have been thinking if you could send 20,000.00 from the whole amount, i think it is because the amount is huge that is why you are having difficulties in getting it sent, if you think you can do this i will send you an account details which the holder is in Ghana and trust me this is secured and reliable and i believe when you transfer 20,000.00 it will go through so the rest of the money will be transferred later. Thanks for always understanding me and trying all you can to get this donation done, i do really appreciate.
Steve Jobs |
I will wait a day or two before I answer - and my answer will be a question why he's not providing the orphanage or his own bank account - looking forward to his answer. At the end I'll agree to use his friends account to get a new piggy, but what do you know more EU forms to be filled out when transferring funds to Ghana
I'm trying to set him up for a Safari at the end - let's see if this can be achieved. |
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Thursten3rd
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Wed Sep 09, 2015 3:28 pm |
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^^ Great! Go for the pork!! BTW, you aren't the only one trying to get this lad to safari. Just keep in mind that he is LAZY.
It looks like Stevie-poo has been too busy to send anyone Joe's way for a transfer. This deserves a poke.
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Dear Comodore,
I'm writing to you to ask just what the devil is going on? Why haven't you sent anyone my way to transfer monies to your orphanage? It's no wonder they are in financial straights. I can't help them if no one comes to see me for a transfer! What would you like to discuss? Perhaps it would help if you were to put me in touch with your friend here in the UK. I am standing ready but, at this point, I have done all I can do. It is now up to you or your man in Ghana to guide people to my bank so I can effect the money transfers you need and I want. Please do get to it. And let em know if the orphanage in France is also in need of funding.
Regards,
Joseph B. Walsh
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...you cannot kill me of Innocency....! - Reverend Mark Obum
Well, is now getting to a point which you're searching for the other side of me, and if you don,t reason well, you will surely see it from me. - Steve Jobs, Commander in Chief |
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UglyDuckling
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Mon Sep 14, 2015 8:56 am |
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Didn't hear any thing from the lad so poked him with this
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Dear Mr. Jobs,
I have finally managed to get the funds beck, and it's now in my account. My group of friends are quite surprised about all of this. Mr. P who's dealing with one of our other donations in Africa is doing so with out any issues. They simply gave a bank account, filled out the required forms and we transfer money to them every 6 months.
Please provide the orphanage bank account so we can get this done and start helping the orphanage. |
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Mon Sep 14, 2015 2:33 pm |
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^^^I hope that works. Joe and the T.W.A.T. church are NOT happy. Hopefully my fake lad, borrowed from another bait, will get his boi off his lazy butt.
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Dear Comodore,
I must say that I am quite disappointed in you, right about now. Not only have you ignored my letters, you have failed to stay in contact with the leadership of my Church. This is both disappointing and distressing. I thought when you sent your letter requesting a business partnership that you were serious. I can see now that I was mistaken. Unlike the military, it takes work to make money in the real world. I'm just grateful to have the Reverend Peter working for me. Now there's a man who knows how to get things done! you know, I had thought of offering him the same opportunity I have given you. But I opted to provide you with this very special opportunity. I think now that I was mistaken to have done so. Well, I will give you one more chance to get with the program. If you do not respond before Saturday next, I shall give my contact information for the Reverend Peter to the Rev. along with my recommendation that all donations and support go to his orphanage. You must understand that this project is very personal to me and your actions or, in this case, lack thereof, reflects on me. Well, I won't have some layabout military Private making me look poorly to my spiritual leadership.
Please think about what I've said in this letter and get back to me. Otherwise, your chance to provide for the orphans in your care profit handsomely in the process will be finished.
Regards,
Joseph B. Walsh
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A grovelling lad is a happy lad. - My current mantra
...you cannot kill me of Innocency....! - Reverend Mark Obum
Well, is now getting to a point which you're searching for the other side of me, and if you don,t reason well, you will surely see it from me. - Steve Jobs, Commander in Chief |
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UglyDuckling
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Thu Sep 17, 2015 8:13 am |
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I think we have lost this lad. I haven't heard back from him. and I have poked him a few times. Hope his not busy with real victims.
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Thu Sep 17, 2015 6:11 pm |
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^I think so, too, although he dropped off the radar for @ a month before this last run. So who knows? He may just be having cash-flow probs. Joe will send one last email tomorrow afternoon, UK time, before I close the coffin lid. |
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A grovelling lad is a happy lad. - My current mantra
...you cannot kill me of Innocency....! - Reverend Mark Obum
Well, is now getting to a point which you're searching for the other side of me, and if you don,t reason well, you will surely see it from me. - Steve Jobs, Commander in Chief |
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UglyDuckling
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Fri Sep 18, 2015 7:06 am |
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Yes !!! We are back in business Got this from the Lad:
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Hello Mr. J i am really sorry for the long delayed, i have traveled with the team to another province to get things resolve there. I have been trying to email you but i have no connection there and the WiFi is malfunctioning so it made me not to get in contact with you which i felt very bad and thought of it all the time because i knew i will be receiving an email from you, i am really sorry for delaying to reply your messages i hope you will find a place in your heart to forgive me. Thanks for always being in touch with me, i will be sending you the bank details below this message and i hope you will carefully go through before doing the transaction and i assure you that this is a safe and reliable bank that we sometimes work with and when the money is been transferred it will get to the Organisation as expected. below is the bank details Brother J.
CORRESPONDENT BANK. name : Ghana XXXXXXXXXXX. Corresponding bank BIC : XXX. BENEFICIARY BANK DETAILS. name: Limited . SWIFT CODE: BSAHGHAC . BENEFICIARY DETAILS. Account name : MAWUDEEN VENTURES. Account number 1151xxxx. Address xxxxx , wo 66 , Agona Swedru . Ghana
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Mr. J is busy so he will go to the bank Monday and this time the transfer will go smoothly - well the EU have some rules about transferring to Ghana, but that just require a few forms to be filled out
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Nice piggy and good save! |
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Fri Sep 18, 2015 2:10 pm |
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I got pretty much the same email as UDling. Joe will let our boi wait until Monday, too.
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Hello Mr. Walsh i am really sorry for the long delay, i have traveled with the team to another province to get things resolve there. I have been trying to email you but i have no connection there and the WiFi is malfunctioning so it made me not to get in contact with you (read: I couldn't pay for internet service) which i felt very bad and thought of it all the time because i knew i will be receiving an email from you, i am really sorry for delaying to reply your messages i hope you find a place in your heart to forgive me. Thanks for always being in touch with me and i promise by the close of the week we shall be sending the IQ test form to the T.W.A.T's , Mr. Walsh we really need to talk because i need money for the organisation real soon.
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...you cannot kill me of Innocency....! - Reverend Mark Obum
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UglyDuckling
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Mon Sep 21, 2015 11:50 am |
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I was going to the bank today, but didn't check my mail during the weekend, so missed this from our Lad:
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You are always welcome Mr. J, i am actually happy about all these inconvenience that happened between us because it has strengthen our relationship and also made the bond very strong in terms of believe and trust (You and me both ), i just realized there was a mistake in the bank account details i gave you and am truly sorry for that and i shall be giving you the right one on here. I hope all is well with you and i pray this donation goes through so the Orphans can also have good meal on their tables, kindly alert me when you are about doing the transfer and the days this will take to be available in the account so i can estimate the time in which the account holder can also schedule on.... Below is the bank details
CORRESPONDENT BANK. name : Ghanaxxxxxx plc ,London. Corresponding bank BIC : GHIBGB2L. BENEFICIARY BANK DETAILS xxxxxxx Adabraka branch SWIFT CODE: BSAHGHAC . Account name : MAWUxxxxxx. Account number 1151xxxxx1. Address woraba estate , wo 66 , Agona Swedru . Ghana
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A new piggy ?? It's reported any way just to be sure.
I mailed this back to him:
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Hello Mr. Jobs,
I did not see you mail until I had talked with my bank, and they told me that there was something wrong with the details that I gave them - now I know why, don't worry it's not a big issue, just a wasted phone call.
I'm traveling to Scotland to visit some friends and I will also visit Mr. W@lsh. As you know he's a very experienced banking man and I will bring the 20.000 EUR to him in cash then he will do the transfer.
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Getting our trusted banker back into the game in order to stir up more confusion and chances for mistake. Thursten3rd I trust that you can work with this  |
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Stevie-pooh is definitely in damage-control mode. Don't worry, Mr. Walsh will be more than happy to "help". Just send me a heads-up.
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Dear Comodore,
I appreciate that you have to go on patrol from time to time. However, short of a sudden fire fight, I am confident that you can take the few minutes it would take to inform Reverend Childs and myself, at the very least, when you receive orders to make your rounds. This is not a question of forgiveness but, rather, one of your capability or lack thereof to manage business matters. To be frank, when you pull a stunt like you just did, i.e. haring off into the Iraqi wilderness without so much as a "by your leave" for weeks on end, it makes everyone involved question your commitment and ability to follow through on a few simple responsibilities.
Now, I don't have to forgive you. There is nothing to forgive. But I do have to gauge your performance as a business partner. And I must say you are registering very low points at this time. II have been in communication with Reverend Peter, who has indicated some interest in expanding our business relation. But I have decided to give you one last chance This was not an easy decision for me to make, considering you have not contacted [The Rev.] in over two weeks. I cannot express how disappointed he is in you, right now. All I care about is that you get people into my bank to make the wire transfers you so desperately need. The good Reverend is concerned about you immortal soul. I should have thought you would have treated him with a bit more respect than you have.
So here is all I am asking you to do:
1. Get the people whose names I provided you into my bank to make wire transfers to help your Ghanaian orphanage.
2. Contact Reverend Childs and do whatever he asks of you to get back on track with the Church.
3. (This is purely voluntary but still important) Get one more person into my bank to help with the orphanage. I'm sure the people I've already sent your way have family and/or friends who would be willing to support your cause.
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No word from the Commander-in-Chief, today. But this went out as part of a 20,000 Euro transfer requested by Mr. James, along with 8 attachments.
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***Please do not reply to this email address***
Attention Mr. Jobs,
Please read the attached letter and forms. It is necessary that you return the completed forms to us in order for your wire transfer to go through. Thank you for your prompt response in this matter. Any questions should be directed to your Bank representative.
Sincerely,
Clara Peller
Secretary to J0seph B. W4lsh
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...you cannot kill me of Innocency....! - Reverend Mark Obum
Well, is now getting to a point which you're searching for the other side of me, and if you don,t reason well, you will surely see it from me. - Steve Jobs, Commander in Chief |
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UglyDuckling
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Very nice touch involving an assistant He should be in touch soon I got this from him:
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Okay Mr. J@mes thanks for your help and for putting your attention on this organisation, i will be emailing Mr. W@lsh to let him know about this and also will be giving him the account information as well, i hope life is treating you well over there and remember i always pray to God to keep you in a good shape both financially and spiritually... My regards to your family, i will be expecting to hear from you about the transaction thank you so much in advance.
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Replied back that he should remember that this is only the first instalment of the large donation, so when our lad have "fucked up" the transfer from our friendly banker I hope he'll be back for more and hope with more pork |
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Joe likes to leave the details to the little people. Still no word from Stevie-pooh. I have a feeling he is being kept VERY busy. I'm glad he is contacting James, though.  |
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A grovelling lad is a happy lad. - My current mantra
...you cannot kill me of Innocency....! - Reverend Mark Obum
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pete515
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Charity lads deserve all the misery we can muster and this one is certainly getting his fair share. Great baiting. |
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Thanks Pete I agree and we'll try to keep him busy, but he's a lazy lad and we might loose him . He's very slow answering . |
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