Bend it like Beckley (NSFW)

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Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

After a pic exchange with soldier boi:

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hello
woooooo
you are really dashing my lovely gem, how are you today? hope you are
doing very good and hope work is not too stressfull my dear?
i cant just wait to meet you
do have a great day

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Hello Williams!
How goes the war today? Did you catch any baddies?
I hope so.
I'm so glad you like my photo.
Work is good and not stressful.
Some days I kind of hope for a bank robbery so I can go home early but that sounds kind of mean..I mean just a little robbery.
Not some crazy shooting kind of thing. That would be terrible.
Hope you have a good night,
Michelle

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HELLO
How are you my angel, hope you are doing very fine?
yes we have apprehend like five of the terrorist and we are hoping to
know there base so that we can go there and face them but those that
we caught are not willing to tell us there others were about, Michelle
please i would need your help next week, i shall tell you as soon as
am done here to tell you what i want you to help me with, i love you
and which to give you a nice kiss soonest.
love you

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Williams,
I'm so glad you apprehended 5 terrorists. See, I told you if you stop crying you'll catch the baddies!
Were they talabanizes? Ninjas? Oh do tell me what you caught! As long as you don't catch crabs LOL.
Exactly what kind of help do you need from me? Is it about torture?
Well, if you want them to talk you need to motorboat them. I think that's what they call it.
Also, if you rip off their fingernails one by one it lets them know that you mean business.
If they still won't talk, well, it's time to start slicing. Start at the tips of the fingers.
There's more than one way to skin a terrorist. Oh how I miss uncle Bernie. He had such
lovely bedtime stories.
Miss you!

Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2014 12:46 pm

^That made me laugh...almost as much as Beckley did:

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Honey
How are you today, happy weekend but am thinking the sonic first and
later inn the night too the bedroom for me to give you a very hurt sex
and breath taking blow job.
Have you talked to michelle? And has she told you how much am in need
too pay andd also for my flight fair? I shall be in state nextweek
I love you

At least she has her priorities straight.

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Hey there,

Well sure does sound good it does cause I ain't had nothing like that
in weeks no I haven't. Wow is all I can say and you'll be saying the
same after having one of them Footlongs followed by a extra Creamy
Master Blast.

I'll have to get talking to that Banker gal after the weekend cause
it's a Holiday for most.

Love,

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

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hello
michelle, please can you help me with $100 now via western union?
please i need it very urgently today to settle some stuffs? please its
very urgent and i did love you to get back asap please my very good
friend bcause its very urgent before i got the bank account of a thing
settled.
missed you and i hope to meet you soonest so that all the lonely days
would soon be thing of the past when am with you and john over there

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Helu Becks!
I am having suc a good day!
howa r e you?
well the margaritrita is very nice indded!
can't do wsterion, only trash boxes and hamster s us e tha!
silly becks, you'll understand when you get here. I'm too pretty to be standing in line at
the dumpster wes uoini!
bank closed today-day to party!
hurry up the ice is meltining!

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

And here comes the NSFW stuffs

Soldier boi:

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hello
my dear how are you and what are you doing at the moment , well those
people would soon talk i think , because we are giving them more
torture down here.
how is your weekend and i hope you did miss me?
i cant just wait to eat you up, from you lips down to your pussy my
lady. to tell you the fact when ever i sleep i dream of you, hope the
same applicable to you too?
my day was good but was just bored taking a bottle of whiskey all
alone, hope you love to go down to bed with me soonest Michelle?
well, the help i need from you, i shall tell you on Monday if what
they promise us down here is not yet been given to us still, ok? i
love and miss you dearly

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hahaha
oh fu!
i like rum more
do you get wiskey dick?
i hope no1
Miss!!!!!

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

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Hello
How are you michelle, please I just need it very urgent and moreover
you can help me to do it online without going to the bank please, I
just needed it.
Then when the bank account is ready this week I shall foward the
information to you but please be sure to sent the payslip in which you
would use in making the bank transfer to me because with that I would
have no problem and it would serve as a prove that money is surely
transfer to the bank account they gave me ok?
Hope to here from you my angel friend, miss you

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Oh Beckley,
I had a most marvelous weekend, thanks for asking.
Well I'm going to tell you a little secret, when money gets transferred to the bank, it shows up right away.
So the proof is in the pudding, you know, in the account.
Now I'm sure you wouldn't let me tell you how to do your job.
And you won't tell me how to do a bank transfer. It is something I have done routinely for a number of years.
Say, might I ask, since we are on the subject of art...is it true that some of the mirage paintings of the conquistadors are actually painted in blood?
I've always wondered about that.

I do hope you are enjoying yourself there. Do not worry too much, you'll be here in no time at all!

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

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Hello
How are you my dearest, how is life treating you alone without me to
caress your body and without me to kiss and give you hot fuck and
romance suck, michelle how would you love me pounding you very hot and
hard? Please tell me
I can't just wait to have a taste of you my love.
I love and cherish you my dearest
Miss you like sun in may

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Oh hello Williams!
I am so happy to read your email. For quite some time I naturally
assumed you were a gay since the military loves the gays.
There is, of course, nothing wrong with that.
Unless you pretend to like women.
But your email is proof you love women.
Do tell me more about the fucking and the sucking.
I do enjoy it so!
Do you do doggie? Milky? Silky?
Well, I hope you can tell me in great detail how you prefer your sexing.

I do enjoy it so much!

Quivering oh so much for your jaba navas,
Michelle

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Hello
Honey I would use my lovely tongue to suck your wet pussy dry, I love
to get a doggy style from you so that you would morn heavily when I
bang and bounced on you, after I might have use my finger and tongue
on your clitirous I did love you to give me a very hot blow job and I
would love k99 also my love. Am going horney now and how I wish you
are by my side so that I can just eat you up now, I shall fuck you
till you morn of my name and till you forget your own name to be
michelle because when I bang you hard I would ask of your name and you
would tell me smith williams

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My love can you send me a hurt pics of you on bed now? Or nude please
to eat up as dinner my love

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Oh Williams!
I'm so sorry, I fell asleep.
Was it good for you?
i can't wait to have k99, LL and if you would like, I can golden shower you.
When are you out of that horrid place?

Your sex wolf,
Michelle

Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2014 12:55 pm

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

That ending was supposed to be
"your sex kitten"

Somehow it turned into
"your sex wolf"

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Hello
Michelle, I was told to collect a payment slip from the person
transfering the money, since the account doesn't belong to me, so you
would have to please help to attach the receipt of the payment to the
mail you would sent to me ok as soon as I sent you the account,
because I don't want headache for myself, I missed you and I want you
to please understand my plight ok.

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Beckley,

I'll write to them directly, what is their email address and what is their phone number?

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

Williams:

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Hello
Love how are you toady ribbit? Hope you are doing grate, how wish we. Are
together throghout. The night I would ride you vey hot, can you please
send me sexy pictures of you, I mean avery nice one in bikkini or
better still nude my love
Looking foward to it so the viewing can just be my breakfast, I love
you michelle
Lots of kiss

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Hello Williams!

I'll send you an nice pic of my myself but you need to send one of yours, without your clothes!
Here is a preview attached. I covered up some parts because I believe in sharing. You'll need to share with me.

Why haven't you written in so long?

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

Beckley:

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Hello
I missed you and here is the bank account michelle, so how. Much are
you going to transfer now? Let me know ok

Bank Name : Guaranty Trust Bank
Bank Address. 402, Lagos-Abeokuta Expressway, Abule-Egba, Lagos State, Nigeria.
Account Name :
Account Number : 8290

I shall send there email and number to you tomorrow and also contine
with the transfer immidiately because can't wait to meet you and to be
in john's arm, I should still be able to make it to the state this
week I guess but it all depends on you michelle, hope to here from you
asap

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Hello Michelle,
Which account is this one for?
The hotel or the medical?
Well, let me know which one and I'll have that transferred but I need a BIC code (some countries call it SWIFT)

Hope you are here soon!

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hello
Michelle here is the swift code and this account is for the medical ,
hospital bill ok.
after you have made the transfer , i would get back with the hotel
bank account too

Bank Name : Guaranty Trust Bank
Bank Address. 402, Lagos-Abeokuta Expressway, Abule-Egba, Lagos State, Nigeria.
Account Name :
Account Number : 8290
SWIFT CODE ; GTBINGLA

the email would also be sent to you so that you can contact them as
soon as you made the transfer and i want you to get back to me asap as
soon as the transfer is done so that i can go and collect my receipt
from them so that i can show you and john when am back in the state,
am also thinking i should be able to make it back too the state before
next week Wednesday or what do you think, would that be possible my
friend?

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Hello Beckley,

How much am I to send for your medical bill?
It will have to wait until Monday since I got your email too late to do that transfer and I have off this weekend.
I'm thinking about going to the beach. What are you doing this weekend?
Have you seen williams lately? Pervert bastard wants naked pics of me to wack off to LOL!
Well he'll need to learn how to share.

Catch ya later,
Michelle

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

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Hello
Thanks for your conceren about me, my lovely friend it seems I would
prefer to go to church to pray for you and john and for god to grant
me journey mercy back to the state and. For a long lasting
relationship between all of us to be a good friend and family, I would
have love the beach side. But I would be very lonely becase not you or
my. Dear john would be there to keep my company, I miss you very much
but am dyn to be in john's arm and never to part ways again.
Michelle hope I would be able. To make it to the state this week?
Please I can't wait any longer I want to be with john and also want us
to be sisters for ever, hope you would love that.
Let me know fast all the bills would be settled so I can no the exact
date I would be heading back. Home and I hope its you and. John that
is coming to pick me up at the airport because I did love you to
accompany john, and don't forget you would also do cooking for me your
friend and sister as promised because I did love to taste your
delishious dish.
You have my medical bills with you already to be $ 3537.but You can
make it a round firgure so that I wold get my change from them.
I hope to hear from you immediately you get the transfer done

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Michelle, have not heard from him lately and you? It seems he is very busy
Miss you and hope we. Should be together soonest

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Hello again Beckley,

Well I'll round the figure from $3537 to $3500 because I like nice even numbers.
I'm real good this weekend, how are you?
I got tired of waiting on my crying soldier so I went and got some strange this weekend.
He was delightful. I didn't ask his name but it's entirely possible we got married...I admit I was rather drunk
and I don't remember the flight to Vegas.
I woke this morning in my bed with a wedding ring on my finger.
He's passed out in the shower so I'll leave him there.

I'll make that deposit tomorrow morning for you.

I'm sure John misses you. Are you two still communicating? He doesn't speak of you anymore.
Are you fighting?
I hope not. I really want you to arrive at my dining table and eat my meat.

I'll catch up with you tomorrow.

Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2014 9:37 pm

I guess I've been a bit delinquent as of late with my Little Lover Gal:

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Hello
My love, its possible I make it down to you this week, if she made the
transfer to me tomorrow ok? Just try to contact her to continue with
the transfer asap, so that I can come to you this week, I really
missed you my love
Kiss, can't just wait to sleep beside you and to fill your arms around
me and never to let me go away again and I wold love the heat of your
body to touch mine so that I would not fill lonely and cold again, I
love you
Hope to hear from you

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Hello
How are you love, I miss you and hope to be in your arms latest by friday
I miss you and hope you are preparing for my home coming love? Happy sunday
I love you john and I want to thank you for your conceren
Miss you

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honey
how are you? and why have you not been talking to me lately? the lady
banker also ask that hope were are not quarreling with each other that
because you hardly talk about me again.
i love you my dear and i cant wait to come over and spent the rest of
my life with you.
make sure you contact her and tell her to get the transfer done asap,
so that i can be with you in state this weekend.
i love you dearly john and have really missed you a lot
lot of kiss and i hope to hear from you asap to know if you have truly
contact the lady banker ok?

Guess I might as well respond eh?

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Hey there Darling,

I'm on the road now but will try to get in touch with tomorrow I will.
I sure do miss you a whole bunch

Love,

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

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hello
how are you my very good friends, me and john still do communicate and
he told me that he really missed me and that he want me to come over
soonest.
i love him and want to be in his life forever.
let me know immediately you get the transfer done, i can wait to eat
on the dining as one family with you.
i miss you very much michelle, have a lovely day

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Hello
Michelle, whats causing the delay again and why have i not heard from
you to know if you have made the transfer, because have told them that
the money should be there in latest today tuesday?hope no problem,
please get back to me asap to know the latest development, john
contacted me yesterday and today he said he would contact you later
today
Miss you

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Hello Beckley,

I am still waiting for you to provide me with the account for the travel agent and the hotel.
I will make all the transfers at once per my agreement with John.
I can't spend the whole of my day making a transfer here and a transfer there whenever you feel.
It is not the way we do things here. We want all these bills paid at one time and you have failed to provide
critical information.

It's like trying to paint a room with only a half a can of paint, do you understand?

Have you tried to get a job there in the meantime? I mean you have the whole day of nothing, perhaps some work
will keep you from becoming too lazy. I don't think John wants a lazy girl lounging around doing nothing all day.

I must get back to work now.

Tell that soldier friend of yours that I got tired of waiting for him.

Michelle

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

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Hello
How are you michelle, here is the account for the rest of the bill,

BENEFICIARY BANK ~ SKYE BANK PLC
BENEFICIAR ADDRESS ~ NO 43 ALLEN AVENUE IKEJA LAGOS ISLAND, NIGERIA
BENEFICIARY ACCOUNT NUMBER ~ 30500
SWIFTCODE ~ PRDTNGLABE
BENEFICIARY NAME ~ OGUNBONA DARE MICHEAL
Hope to hear from you as soon as you are done with the transfer

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Beckley,

Is the the hotel or the travel agent?

Michelle

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

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Hello
Its for the Hotel, you can go on with the transfer now, or until the
travel agent account is ready?
Hope to hear from you

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Beckley,

As I stated earlier, I am doing one transaction to 3 accounts at once.
One for the hospital
One for the travel agent
and one for the hotel.

Once I get all 3 accounts payable accounts, I will do the transaction.

Michelle

I think we've wasted 6 weeks on this bank account issue.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

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Hello
how are you Michelle ,hope you are doing good and am very sorry for
the late response.
have been taking my time here to learn more about there arts work,
like crafts and arts, molding with clay and all art works because
that's my job and i love it, how are you doing and how is work? hope
you missed me too, i just heard from the traveling agent and they have
given me there own bank account information.
so here it is below

ACCOUNT NAME.....xxx
BANK NAME...........GUARANTY TRUST BANK.
ABEKA LAPAZ,
PARCEL NO........206 BLOCK 3, SECTION 51 APENKWA, O289 - 547 5347\
0289 - 547 535, GREATER ACCRA
ACCOUNT NUMBER....xxxx8140
SWIFT........GTBIGHAC

HOPE YOU HAVE GOTTEN MY FOOD READY ON YOUR TABLE SOONEST AS YOU MAKE
THE TRANSFER? i miss you and hoping to see you soon.
hope to hear from you asap
beckley

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hello
how are you? hope you have gotten the travel agent bank account i sent to you?
i hope to hear from you asap you want to or have made the transfer.
thanks and i hope to be in your company soonest,....................miss you

ETA

After some discussion with 'John' Michelle fired this off:

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Hello Beckley,
Sorry for the silence. I've been discussing your bills with John and I feel that perhaps he shouldn't be paying your bills.
So he won't.
You see I'm here in person. I see him and his need for a warm body next to him in bed. You really haven't done much for yourself regarding
work, bill paying, work, or anything except some casual emails. You wont' even provide a good fingerbanging video for him.

He needs to set his sights higher. I'm a hard worker, can support myself and won't drain a man's finances.
I also provide a good BJ for the right guy.

I see him in a different light lately. Yes his feet stink, he farts a lot and he tells the worst jokes, but he's a good guy and he deserves better.
You seem like a 12 year old girl who hasn't a clue how to tie her own shoes. It may be cute to another 12 year old but this is the real world
Beckley and I'm going to tell you something you probably hear every day so here it is....I'm gonna steal your man.

Fear not, there's always that soldier boy that keeps writing to me. He seems ripe for a rim job. You can have him.

Good luck, hope you stop being such a loser.

Michelle

Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2014 2:13 pm

I'm guessing our Beckley hasn't yet seen the latest message from the Banker Lady:

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hello
how are you my love, have sent her all the bank accounts required of
me by her ok, try to contact her now that she should make the transfer
so i can come down to the state before next week, i have missed you
and i want you to know that i truly love you.
kiss

Might as well play along:

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Hey there Darling,

Okay I'll talk to her in person to make sure everything is okay.
Maybe I'll even take her out for Dinner cause she sure did helps us an
awful lot. I bet she'd like that a whole Bunch I do.

Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2014 6:48 pm

I guess Beckley has seen Ginger's message:

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Hello
My love please what is going on? See the mail she sent to me.......
I can't believe what she said and want to do, I was thinking if she
sent the money, I should be in the united state by sunday night,please
if you truly love me, do something and never hurt me or break my heart
because I love you too much and I hope to hear from you asap with a
good explanation. I miss you or have you been deceiving me?.
That's the mail she sent me here

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Love
Hope you truly love me? And hope you would help me to solve this situation?
I love you, make sure she sent the money to the bank account I sent to
her and by sunday I should be with you my love
Hope to hear from you asap because I can't control my tears anymore
with the mail the lady banker sent to me

I'd best wait until after my Dinner Date before responding eh?

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

Williams:

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hello
my love thanks for the nice pics, have been very very busy but now am
with you to eat up your nice boobs and pussy, would you like it when i
pound you very hot and hard?
hope to hear from you , my dashing angel
i love and miss you
kiss

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Relationships are not built on take and take and take
I sent you photos, you have not stripped down and sent me yours.

I decided to do a bit of taking too. I'm going to take Beckley's man.
You had your chance, you failed.

Goodbye.

Beckley:

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Hello
What do you mean michelle? Why should you steal my man? Are you that heartless?
Please if this is a joke you better stop, because am coming home to in
john's arm forever and I truly love him, please don't hurt me and my
john
Thanks

and

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Michelle
Never you call me a looser because john is my man and you are just a
friend to him, so why did you want to hurt my heart by stealing him
away from me? Have you been deceiving me all this days to be a good
friend to me?
I can't stop crying now because I was thinking I should be in the
state by sunday.

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Beckley,

What exactly do you have to offer him?
What? Do you have a job? NO
Do you have the ability to pay your own bills? NO
Do you really care for him? NO

Face facts, he's just your meal ticket and you don't even eat meat.

And never NEVER tell me what I can and cannot do.
I have a mean streak and I will let it loose.
Looser.
Sincerely,

Michelle

Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2014 12:10 am

I figured I'd best respond:

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Aww Honey Dew,

Don't you worry bout a thing that Michele even wants to treat me to Dinner cause she said she was a Big Meat Eater and wants herself a Good Old Foot Long or something like that. Sure does sound like a Hungry Gal for sure she does. I think we gonna go to the Casino down on the Interstate later cause she kept saying I was gonna get Lucky.

Love,

John

Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2014 2:53 pm

Uh Oh looks like there is trouble in Paradise:

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Hey Baby Doll,

Am has this spilling headache and am at the Red Rug Motel here in
Broken Arrow but don’t remembers nothibg after me and Michlle was
having us some drinks to Celibate your arrivals nowe I hope she is Ok
cause I ain’t seen no hide or hairs from her and I am worried. She is
so nice too cause she kept hugging me telling me we’d alls be happy so
I knows she really likes youa lot!

Can’t goes no wheres yet cause I don’t even gots me no Britches and is
feeling real Woosly I am. Maybe I done gots me a case of them bad
crabs from the Fish Shack??? Aww am confuse.

Love,

John

As you can imagine Beckley is a compassionate soul:

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Hello
My love, just let me know what's on your mind and what you intend doing
Are you going to sent the money to be by yourself?
Please let me know.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

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hello
why are you been so harsh and do you hate me this days, i care about
him and you want to take him away from me? did you not realise he is
my love and life?
what you are doing is very bad and it hurts
beckley

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Oh Beckley,
Wake up and smell the sperm jacking.
I'm going to have his baby.
I don't really need his consent, I have roofies and he doesn't remember the sexing.
FYI, it didn't hurt a bit!

Toodles,
Michelle

Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2014 5:50 pm

John is busy sleeping it off so he won't see this until later:

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hello
my love this is the mail she sent to me again...........................
Beckley,

SNIPPED GINGER'S MESSAGE

my love whats the meaning of this, am i truly a loser? and am i going
to lose you?

Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2014 9:31 pm

Loser Lad wrote:

my love whats the meaning of this, am i truly a loser?

Well yes, yes you are! Laughing

Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2014 11:02 am

John still isn't sure what exactly is going on:

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Baby? Why you keeps sending me this? That Michele is a good Womern
and you knows what she has done to helps us. Ain’t you gonna be here
this Weekend? You ain’t no looser cause you gots me and all.

My head is paining me awful fierce like it is and I never did find my
Pants so I hads to takes me a towel from the Motel and get me a Cab
back home. Kinda awkward cause the driver was a little Gal and
looking at me real funny. One time that towel kinda fell open but I
was able to cover up my naughty bits with a Nutter Butter wrapper. I
tried getting in touch with Michele but I ain’t heard nothing. Sure
hope she is okay cause I never did buy her that dinner like I wanted
to.

Love,

John

Sadly it doesn't look like Beckley is buying into the whole thing:

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hello
my love she is not helping us and she want to steal you away from me,
if you truly love me you better get the money sent to me by yourself,
because she want me to lose out on you and she want to break our home.
tell her she is a bad friend, see here is the stupid mail she sent to
me again today

SNIPPED MESSAGE FROM GINGER

thats the shit she sent to me again today, john are you playing me?
do you love me? if yes send me the money via online yourself, either
money gram, western union or i should get the account email to you,
just get back to me asap and tell that witch to stop mailing me with
those shit
love you

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