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Posted: Thu Feb 15, 2018 11:31 pm

Surprised I have had him on the hook this long-.....Started out

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Attention: Sir Josson,

Sorry for the delay in response concerning your long awaited approved funds, it's as a result of my Ecowas/UN summit journey that lasted for weeks.

Firstly, I want you to understand that it is not a bank that is giving you this money; you are been awarded this payment because, after the international regulatory policy review on monetary policy and allocation by the United Nation (U.N). Your name was found amongst the names of those beneficiaries who at one point/time or the other made payment(s) and did not receive their funds. It also appeared that your category falls into this jurisdiction.

All your details are on file and got forwarded to the payment office for approval.

It was after this consideration that a list of names of beneficiaries to be compensated got forwarded to the payment office, after which an instruction was given to the bank to issue and credit an Automated teller machine card with $2,500,000.00 in your favor. This letter was enclosed with the names, addresses and telephone of all beneficiaries to be paid and this included your details too as this is what the bank required to issue the ATM card.

The decision to have all beneficiary paid via ATM card medium was made mandatory by the financial intelligence unit so as to help protect your funds from misappropriation during delivery process.

Thus, you do not need to have any papers signed because the order that you should be paid was given from the authorities and not an individual. If it were a case of direct payment from one person to another, then you may necessarily need to have documents signed. This is a constitutional quota system payment and needs no individual paper work.

Inline with the current development your funds is still in United states New York precisely in the office of the Consulate awaiting the procurement of the CLEAN REPORT ON FUNDS for it's release. Thus you are to furnish me with the details listed below;

1: Your present address
2: Present occupation
3: Next of Kin
4: ID scan copy

Be informed that you will be required to pay $1,087 being payment of obtaining the aforementioned document.

I hope i have informed you correctly as i await your swift response.

Warmest regards,
Hon. Danjuma Bakare.

After sending my character's salient details and useless PDF ID Card scan, and the standard back and forth....

We got past the not using Western Union much quicker than I had anticipated and the first piggy came in the form of a stagecoach bank with no routing number wanted cash deposit

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Attention Sir Josson,

Prior to the content of your email i wish to commend you for your advise.

Meanwhile i have contacted the authorities and they agreed to your plight as you will have to make cash deposit to the account stated below and not transfer;

Bank name: Wells Fargo details
Account name: <reported>
Account number: <reported>
Address: <reported>

Be informed that you are to send me a scan copy of the payment($1,087 USD) slip as soon as the cash deposit is made for immediate arrangments of the requested document to enhance the release of your funds for onward delivery to your designated address.

Moreso i will advise you provide a valid phone number for easier/faster communiactions.

I await your swift response.

Warmest regards,
Hon. Danjuma Bakare.

Well of course this would never do. Snow storm helped prolong this a bit as did no local WF branches...

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My apologies as I do not live near a Wells Fargo Branch so a cash deposit is not possible. I do my banking via the computer and can arrange for a transfer right now if given the appropriate details.

Lad stood firm on this request....

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Attention Sir Josson,

I am in receipt of your email and sequel to your request, i wish to re inform you that the only acceptable means of payment is via cash deposit into the Wells Fargo account provided to you.

All you need to do is to use your google and search for one as there will definitely have branches around.

Do that and keep me posted so i can furnish them the scan copy for modalities of issuing the document to be effected.

Oh that pesky google....

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Hon. Danjuma Bakare

Let's try this again. I live in Chicago Heights Illinois and there ARE NO WELLS FARGO BRANCHES NEAR ME. The closest one is over 50 miles away as you can see here. I have no way to get there.

https://www.wellsfargo.com/locator/search/?searchTxt=60411&mlflg=N&sgindex=99&il=EN&bo=1&_bo=on&_wl=on&_os=on&bdu=1&_bdu=on&_adu=on&_ah=on&_sdb=on&_aa=on&_nt=on&_fe=on&_ss=on

I simply need a routing number to go along with the bank information you have already sent and I can transfer the money immediately accessing my account from my computer.

Wire bank transfer are very safe and very secure.

Lad was unmoved by my plight....

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Attention Sir Josson,

I have reported your complaint to the authorities but they insist on their agreed payment method.
Do try and find a way of getting things done as discussed to enhance the final release of your funds to your designated address without hindrances.

Endevour to keep me posted ASAP.
Yours faithfully,
Hon. Danjuma Bakare.

Well Josson was none too happy at this point, the first minor slap/demand

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Hon. Danjuma Bakare.

For the final time unless you are going to give me a routing number for that account so that I can make a wire transfer, Wells Fargo IS NOT AN OPTION. The closest branch to me is over 50 miles away, we are getting a very bad snow storm, and I do not have a car. In the couple of hours we have wasted here going back and forth on this, the money could already have been transferred. So at this point it seems we have two options....

I either need a routing number so that I can do a bank to bank transfer...
OR
You can give me an account at a different bank that has a bank branch in my area.

Please see attached photo. There are several bank options that are close to me. As you can see not ONE of them is Wells Fargo

SO I either need an account at one of these banks to make a deposit in
OR
the routing number for the wells fargo bank so that I may transfer the money.

Those are the only two options at this point.

I do not mean to be difficult,but the reality is Wells Fargo is simply not an option for me to walk into and make a deposit.

So either give me a routing number----or look at the attached photo and get me an account at a national bank that is local to me for a cash deposit.

I am afraid that I am going to have to insist ....

And the hits keep on coming.......

Posted: Thu Feb 15, 2018 11:43 pm

Two days passed and I thought I lost him...couple of pokes

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Hon. Danjuma Bakare.

So what is our solution to this problem here?

Hon. Danjuma Bakare.

The snow continues to fall here. What is the hold up on coming up with a resolution?

Took another day and alas the reply

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Attention Sir Josson,

I write in respect to your previous email as i understand the climatic conditions surrounding you but we just have to do the needful for conclusions of the transaction.

After long talks with the authorities as i made your predicaments known to them, i have been mandated to provide you with the following Chase bank details which the $1,087 USD should be deposited into for immediate procurement of the required document;

Bank name: Chase Bank
Account name: <reported>
Account number: <reported>
Routing number: 325070760

Do effect payment as quickly as you can and furnsih me with deposit slip so it can be sent to the issuance office for confirmation for the final endorsemnet of the CLEAN REPORT ON FUNDS to have your funds released.

I await your swift response.

Yours Faithfully,
Hon. Danjuma Bakare.

Well Josson 2, lad 0. Now Lad did tell Josson to make a cash deposit however with a routing number above he can cover himself with a bank transfer.....but he is not ready to do that just yet....delays delays....

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Wonderful.

I will make the transfer here shortly.
The only other thing I need from you is an invoice on agency letterhead for the 1087.00 Clean report on funds fee.
I require an invoice for my accounting purposes.

Thank you for providing an alternative for payment.
I will await the invoice and immediately make the deposit upon receipt of same.

Oh the lad is none too happy with my request for invoice. He tries to get around it with some important sounding speak...

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Dear Sir Josson,

I got your email and quite surprised at your demands, Do kindly go through these for a better understanding;

Firstly, I want you to understand that it is not a bank that is giving you this money; you are been awarded this payment because, after the international regulatory policy review on monetary policy and allocation by the United Nation (U.N). Your name was found amongst the names of those beneficiaries who at one point/time or the other made payment(s) and did not receive their funds. It also appeared that your category falls into this jurisdiction.

All your details are on file and got forwarded to the payment office for approval.

It was after this consideration that a list of names of beneficiaries to be compensated got forwarded to the payment office, after which an instruction was given to the bank to issue and credit an Automated teller machine card with $2,500,000.00 in your favor. This letter was enclosed with the names, addresses and telephone of all beneficiaries to be paid and this included your details too as this is what the bank required to issue the ATM card.

The decision to have all beneficiary paid via ATM card medium was made mandatory by the financial intelligence unit so as to help protect your funds from misappropriation during delivery process.

Thus, you do not need to have any papers signed because the order that you should be paid was given from the authorities and not an individual. If it were a case of direct payment from one person to another, then you may necessarily need to have documents signed. This is a constitutional quota system payment and needs no individual paper work.

Inline with the current development your funds is still in United states New York precisely in the office of the Consulate awaiting the procurement of the CLEAN REPORT ON FUNDS for it's release so you see the situation of things?

I urge you to go ahead with payment and keep me posted with details.

Warmest regards,
Hon. Danjuma Bakare.

Demands? Bank account for transfer? Invoice for accounting? Seem like normal business practices to me....and I am none too happy with the lads delay...

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Hon. Danjuma Bakare.

I am a bit confuse. I don't believe I am making any out of the ordinary demands. I am simply asking for an invoice for the money I need to pay for this transaction for my accounting purposes. Invoices are not outrageous demands, they are simply a "bill" or "demand" for payment.

I am simply asking for an invoice for the 1087 dollars I need to pay for the clean report on funds fee. This is a standard business practice throughout the world.

As soon as I receive the invoice, I can transfer the money and all will be good.

I am not asking for anyone to sign off on anything or anything else of that nature. Simply am in need of an invoice for my personal accounting so I can keep track.

I hope you understand.

Thank you for providing an invoice quickly so that I can effect the money transfer immediately upon receipt.

I am standing by....

He tries to take control back...and I just picked up on something I missed earlier...first my fund was being administered out of New York now it is back in ECOWAS head office? Will have to work that in later....

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Sir Josson,

Sequel to your request, i have earlier made it known to you that receipt of payment will be issued to you for your book keep so it's not all about invoice. If there is anything you do not understand about the transaction then you should be ready to go directly to the Ecowas head office in West Africa as it's beginning to look as if i'm pleading to you over the claim with your too many demands.

Hence you are not comfortable with my instructions/advise you are free to do whatever pleases you.

Thanks for your time.

Hon. Danjuma Bakare.

Slight poke....

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Hon. Danjuma Bakare

I am very concern that you do not send invoice. This is a very concerning development.

Again silence for a few days...thought I lost him.....

Posted: Thu Feb 15, 2018 11:56 pm

So seems the lad needed a lesson ....

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Hon. Danjuma Bakare

I believe we are having a miscommunication. A receipt is issued after payment is made. An invoice is issued to demand payment. It is a very simple request. We are not pleading with each other. I am simply asking for an invoice which is a standard business practice. Certainly the ECOWAS Head Office understands and has issued invoices before?

Let me explain this to you another way. I assume you have gone out to eat for a meal correct? You sit down, place your order, your food is brought to the table, you eat, it is delicious, then what happens...
The server does not just walk up to the table and say hand me 75 dollars....

The server brings you an "invoice" or "bill"... for your records, you then pay and then they give you a receipt.

Or lets look at it this way. You buy something on credit. Let's say you order a new computer from Apple and they grant you credit.

Apple sends you the computer. They don't then just send you an email and say pay us 5000.00. They send an invoice. You receive the invoice, pay the invoice and then they give you a receipt.

I have no doubt I will get a receipt. But before I can get a receipt, I have to pay and in order to pay I need an invoice.

It is a simple request. If you are unwilling or unable to provide an invoice for the 1087 clean funds report I suggest you find someone who can...put me in contact with your boss or your contact at ECOWAS.

This has already consumed more of my day than I would have liked. I am sitting here waiting for an invoice so that I can make immediate payment and then get on with the rest of my day.

I admonish you to find a way to provide an invoice for the clean report of funds fee so that I may effect payment, you can receive confirmation of payment, and we can both get on with our days.

Think you.

And then Josson follwoed up with an invoice lesson

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Hon. Danjuma Bakare

On the off chance that you are new to invoices (which I am not sure how that can be) here is a resource for you that can help you effect an invoice for not only this transaction but future transactions you are involve in

https://invoice-generator.com/#/1

Let's get this finished up and this will allow you to send invoices up front in the future and avoid this unnecessary delay.

I am standing by to effect payment upon receipt of an invoice for same.

Josefus

Lad goes quiet again, I think I lost him once more.....

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2018 12:05 am

He thinks he got me....

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Dear Sir Josson,

I start from here and i Quote;

Let me explain this to you another way. I assume you have gone out to eat for a meal correct? You sit down, place your order, your food is brought to the table, you eat, it is delicious, then what happens...
The server does not just walk up to the table and say hand me 75 dollars....

The server brings you an "invoice" or "bill"... for your records, you then pay and then they give you a receipt.

From the content of your email you stated it that you will firstly be served before payment. In this case you have not provided me with the scan copy of deposit slip.

It's when you pay that i can make invoice/receipt available for your perusal.

I hope i have made myself clear as i await the deposit slip to finalise our long disagreement.

Keep me posted

Hon. Danjuma Bakare.

Josson is none too happy at this point....

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Hon. Danjuma Bakare.

Yes when you go to a restaurant you are served and then you are issued a demand for payment. Have you never eaten in a restaurant?

Ok lets try this one other way. I have placed an order for something. In this case it is the clean money certificate. When I go to pay for what I ordered...I am given an INVOICE or an official demand for payment. Once I have that invoice, I pay for it, I am given a receipt and then I am given what I ordered.

So we are at this point in this business transaction. You are expecting payment for a clean funds certificate. I want to pay for that certificate. I need an invoice for my records showing what that 1087 dollars was paid out for. AS SOON AS I get that invoice I will transfer the money. I will send you confirmation of that transfer. Once you confirm the payment is received you will issue me a receipt, the certificate and then my parcel.

I am asking for a VERY SIMPLE piece of paper that is a STANDARD BUSINESS FORM so that I may account for my money and effect payment. In the time you have spent arguing with me and NOT sending me an invoice, it could have been done, transfer complete, certificate issued and my funds en route to me.

If you can not provide this simple form so that I may effect payment, you need to step aside and put me in contact with someone who can. This is getting to be a bit too tiring and I do NOT HAVE ALL DAY TO SCREW WITH THIS.

I admonish you to provide me an invoice SO THAT I MAY PAY IT and we can both get on with our day.

Your next email to me had better include an invoice so that I may pay it OR the contact information for someone who can provide it.

Either way, I am not transferring one cent until I get an invoice outlining this transaction.

This is getting to be a little bit tiring Danjuma

He takes yet another break......few days later....Josson receives this

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Dear Sir Josson,

I hope these email finds you in good conditions of health with your loved ones.

Regarding the issuance of the requested document for your funds release, i wish to inform you once again that after long talks with the board of directors they insist that every related invoice/receipts will be attached on confirmation of payment.

Thus you are to get back to me with your state of mind for payment directives.

I look forward to your earnest response.

Warmest regards,
Hon. Danjuma Bakare.

Maybe it is time to let the lad think that he won one Smile

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Resend Bank info for funds transfer

Of course with all that back and forth Josson forgot he was supposed to do a cash deposit...(and was hoping maybe he would get a different piggy)....but lad sent the same info.....

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2018 12:18 am

Damned Josson, does not follow lad's directives....

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Hon. Danjuma Bakare

I logged in to my bank account earlier today to do this wire transfer and all appeared to go well. I went on with my day and just got home a little while ago. Just logged into my computer and have an email from my bank saying I need to come into the branch to finalize the transfer. There is no problem that I can see with my account. I will go first thing in the morning and keep you posted.

And as promised Josson kept the lad posted...

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Hon. Danjuma Bakare.

Ok here is what I know. As I told you yesterday, when I tried to put the transfer through from my on line banking it would not go through. That was my mistake, I made an error when I entered the Chase bank account number. I corrected that at the bank branch and the banking manager tried to put the transfer through and it would not be accepted. He thought maybe there was a problem with their system so he told me he would work on it and call me yesterday when he got it to go through. Well he never called. I went to the bank first thing this morning and the banking manager was not in yet. They told me to come back at 11am. I came back and met with Philip the banking manager and he tried to put the transfer through again and it was not being accepted. Their system is working so he called the technical people at Chase bank. Philip my banking manager was told that their system is fine and they transferred him to Chase customer service who told my banking manager that there is a problem with the Chase account. They will only give details to the account owner. So the delay appears to be on your end. Can you look into this with Chase bank and get back to me? The money is ready to be transferred to that I may get issuance of clean report on funds and I can get my funds transferred to me.

I assume you will make this matter your immediate priority?

I await your instruction.

Lad is none too happy once again

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Attention Mr. Josson,

I want to start by letting you know that we both agreed on cash deposit to chase bank that you requested and not transfer as directed by the authorities.

Well, i understand the fact you've been a joker all the while but have it mind that your funds is legit/genuine so if you wish to forfeit it so be it. I am giving you 48hours from my end to comply or accept any decision taken by the authorities.

Thanks for your time,

Hon. Danjuma Bakare.

Uhoh I only have 48 hours or I forefit my fund? What ever will I do?

Well insult the lad of course

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Hon. Danjuma Bakare

I am not trying to forefit anything. When you came back to me with the Chase account you gave me an account and routing number. I always felt better about a wire transfer and was under the impression that you understood that. I apologize for the miscommunication. Now that being said if there is a problem with the account, which there appears to be a deposit will not be able to be made. IT does not matter if it is an electronic deposit or a cash deposit. A deposit is a deposit. I am not happy about this delay anymore than you are, but you need to verify and fix whatever issue there is with the bank account so that I may effect this deposit.
I am quite disappointing by your email. I have NEVER been a party to a business transaction where I was refused an invoice and expected to make a cash deposit into a bank account. This is a bit concerning for me. Then to have difficulty in depositing the money into said bank account raises a red flag or two. I am not at all a joker. You need to pop your head out of your ass and do your job. If your job is to administer these funds, then step up, figure out why the bank account you gave me to make the deposit into is not accepting the deposit. Maybe you gave me the wrong information? Or maybe you are the joker.
I am sure you are not the only fund administrator in your organization. If you can't handle your job, then you need to pass my fund along to someone who can. My fund had better not be voided because of YOUR incompetence.

Find out what the problem is and FIX IT. If you can't do your job, get me in touch with someone who can. I do not like the way you have handled this from the get go. We all have a bad day/make mistakes. But that day has passed and I admonish you to get your shit together and get this resolved without further delay.

Sincerely

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Dear Sir Joson,

Thanks for the insults that you've rained on me so far but the truth remains that the transfer was not received as nothing is wrong with the account provided to you.

If you are still having difficulties in transfering the fee i would advise you go withdraw the cash and get back to me for directives as that will be the only solution to conclduing the transactions.

I await to hearing from you in earnest.

Oh boy...we are almost back to square one

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Danjuma

I KNOW the transfer was not received. The transfer could not be effected for some reason. And I relayed to you what my banking manager told me. So assuming that you actually checked with the bank and there is no problem with the account,
So if you are telling me the account is good on your end then kindly resend me the banking information for the account you want me to use.

Perhaps when you initially sent it to me you made a mistake. That is the only other explanation.

I await your confirmation so that I may head to the bank and tighten this all up. But I do not have all day to stand by....so please reconfirm banking details with priority

Always the lads fault right?

Oh and he was not going to get away with the insult comment....

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ANd with regard to your comment about the "insults"...you gave me some BS about me being a "joker" and "not serious" so don't get upset when someone stands up to you.

And an hour later

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Danjuma,

I have waited as long as I can for you to reconfirm I have the correct bank information. I will try to check email this afternoon but going to be quite busy. I wish you were treating this matter with urgency. THis is becoming annoying.

And once again figuring I lost him at this point...but.......

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2018 12:25 am

And we are back to square one.....

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Attention Mr. Joson,

I got your email and wish to inform you that i gave you the right details from onset.

Once again find below the details;

Do kindly attach a clear scan copy of your drivers license or international passport and a valid phone number upon responding back to me.

I await your swift response.

Warmest regards,
Hon. Danjuma Bakare.

Well now....

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Hon. Danjuma Bakare

You and I both know it is illegal to copy a passport. I have given you a valid phone number and if you want a copy of my drivers license you can send me the invoice I requested.

Assuming you have verified that there is no problem with that account, this matter will be effected in the morning.
I hoped to get it squared away today but you chose to drag your feet in doing your due diligence on your end.
I am very unhappy with the way you are handling this process.

Tomorrow is a new day, and assuming you did as you say and this account has been verified we will be able to start fresh tomorrow with my fee transferred and you can then get my fund off to me as promised.

I am not going to be very happy if I try to effect the transfer in the morning again and have the same problem.

and Finally....

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Hon. Danjuma Bakare

This is somewhat troubling and might also speak to your incompetence. At the outset I provided you with a copy of my drivers license and a valid phone number. I was just going back through my records and there is no way you could have verified my fund and requested the clean report on funds without verifying my identity is there? So what happened? Did you lose it? Misplace it? Do I have to worry about identity theft now? Should I report my ID lost or stolen? If my identity gets stolen as a result of your incompetence I will get an attorney involved. You need to make sure my documents are secure.

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2018 12:26 am

So this is where I am. Any advice/ideas on where to go from here would be welcome.

Baiting Guru Joined: 10 Oct 2010 Posts: 3876

dollarchops are always very funny.

Twisted Evil

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2018 8:43 am

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Thanks for the insults that you've rained on me so far

Well, one idea I have is that if I'd got that I'd put it in my sig file... Laughing

Another one is that it might be time to pretend to switch back over to WU 'just to make the lad's life easier'. The FROG app can generate a form which has the 'MTCN' obscured by a scratchie sticker...and then successive layers of 'removal' all the way down to an 'MTCN' which has sadly been destroyed by all that scratching...and/or a chop...

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2018 12:54 pm

OK well I did the easy one. Line added to the siggy Smile

I am embarrassed to say I haven't done a chop yet. Have tried a couple of times and it was not successful.

Anyone want to help out/give a tutorial?

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 28 Apr 2008 Posts: 19

How about:

1) OK, I'll go to the WU

2) When I was there, I was unsure what to do, but a nice man approached me and helped me fill in the forms, all he needed was a printout of these emails so he could help me fill them in correctly.

3) then email from a new account to our lad - MWAAH HA HA I CHOP YOUR 1087 DOLLA THAT MAGHA MINE NOW , ALL MINE

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2018 2:22 pm

Honestly did not expect to hear from the lad this morning....just received this little gem. So what is he saying? There WAS a problem with the bank account after all? Smile

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Good day Mr. Josson,

I write to inform you that i have received enough of your insult but for fact that i am your envoy and it's my duty to protect your interest concerning the ongoing transactions i will keep bearing it.

In what area have you found me wanting that makes you give me several names? I demanded for your identification once more as i seem to be confused and not sure of whom i am dealing with at present when you keep requesting for the same old account details i had given to you severally i need to be suspicious for your own benefit.

However, i urge you to get back to me with your state of mind hence the account provided to you initially is not going through so i can give you a favorable one for final conclusion of the long awaited transaction.

Endevour to keep me posted ASAP.

Hon. Danjuma Bakare.

I know many bait slowly and would let this stew over the weekend but I bait from a standpoint of creating urgency. Fortunately Josson was sitting in front of his computer when this came in and was able to respond, none too happy that now he can not get on with his day because he ONCE AGAIN has to wait on the lad....

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Hon. Danjuma Bakare.

I simply asked you to verify you did not make a mistake when you gave me the chase account details. This did not seem to me to be an unreasonable request as the transfer was not being accepted, my banking manager verified no problem on our end, checked with Chase and no problem at least technically on their end. So the only other thing to check was to ensure that you did not make an error, transpose a number etc when you gave me account info. THIS IS NOT AN UNREASONABLE REQUEST as this has been very time consuming for me and my time is a valuable commodity, as I am sure yours is. So to simply ask you to verify that you did not make an honest mistake when you typed the account details is far from unreasonable.

I simply do not understand what you are saying here....can you please elaborate on this commentary from your email? You stated " In what area have you found me wanting that makes you give me several names? " I do not understand what you are asking me here.

You want me to get back to with my state of mind? I am a bit frustrated, a bit aggravated, and dare I say a bit pissed off. I simply want to get you the 1087 dollars for the clean report on funds so that you may ship my card and we may conclude our business.

Now it appears you are saying that there IS a problem with the chase account? You stated in your email the following "
"hence the account provided to you initially is not going through so i can give you a favorable one for final conclusion of the long awaited transaction."

So now there IS a problem with the account you send me?

My state of mind is one of frustration now because NOW I have to wait this morning once again for you to clarify what is going on here.......instead of getting on with my day. I strenuously admonish you once again to get your shit together and get me what I fucking need to successfully effect this transfer and close our business together with my fund being received. You need to treat this as your top priority this morning as you are affecting my day. I am rescheduling a doctor appointment so that I may wait to hear from you regarding how to proceed. You need to hurry up...the weekend is getting very big in the window.

Assuming I am reading that right and he is going to come back with another piggy, well lets just say he has yet to be "insulted" Very Happy

Baiting Guru Joined: 10 Oct 2010 Posts: 3876

^^^^

alternatively tell him:

your assistant offered me to use paypal (or any other money-transfer-service) and that totally worked out. he already presented me with the next steps.

and then fire an insult-mail at his address from a totally fresh mail-address, using a laddish name (consult your catcher-account for one).

he will be furious...

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2018 2:38 pm

I am thinking about getting pissed , and sending the 1087 via WU to either the consulate in NY where my fund allegedly is, or simply to the ECOWAS head office ?

Thoughts on that direction?

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2018 2:38 pm

Robert I like that idea.....

Smile

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2018 3:11 pm

Josson simply needs to get on with his day

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Honorable Danjuma Bakare,

I simply can not wait any longer this morning for you to clarify your communique. Your inability to do your job is holding my day up. I admonish you once again to get your shit together and get me what I need to successfully effect this transfer and receive the clean report of funds so that my atm card may ship.

I will try to check in here later today...but I have a very busy Friday starting with brunch at the senior center.

Me thinks Josson is going to ask some of his friends at the senior center and one of them will have gotten an email from ECOWAS with a different lad for me to reach out to Smile

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2018 5:13 pm

Well of course Josson has gotten on with his day so he will not see this until much later when he returns home....

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Attention Mr. Josson,

To cut short all long stories i have been mandated to furnish you another account as you said the bank manager tried sending and it couldn't go through. Like i have stated earlier there is absolutely nothing wrong with that account but for us to get things concluded in a timely manner pay to this account;

Bank name: Huntington bank
Account name: <reported>
Account numbe: Account: <reported>
Routing number: 044000024
Address: 2339 W George St Chicago, IL 60618.

I await your swift response with the deposit slip.

Thanks for your time.

Hon. Danjuma Bakare.

I am thinking that Josson had been talking about this issue at the senior center this morning and one of his friends made mention of a similar letter he got with ECOWAS with an "attorney" as the point of contact. Maybe that "attorney" can help Josson?

I have a funny feeling that attorney is going to tell Josson to disregard this individual and either chop it himself or refer josson to another lad who will do the chop. THat attorney is then also going to take issue with the lad with regard to how he has handled this, possibly suing him for allowing my identity to be stolen. (or at least that is what the attorney is going to lead me to believe Smile

I look forward to some direction/advice/ideas moving forward This straight boring bait has gotten good Smile

Baiting Guru Joined: 10 Oct 2010 Posts: 3876

there will soon be problems with the bank account (there is a good chance, especially if it wasn't reported for the first time).

your fake-lad could send an email tomorrow, "hello, there is a problem with the bank account my boss gave you, instead send it to this account spermbank, account number 419xxxxxx, etc... "

then, reply to both... your lad will explode.

Twisted Evil

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

A group of us recently did a bait where the poor nun who was going to send the money was attacked and put in a coma and the money was stolen. You would of course have to introduce a couple of other characters, but that's the fun in going this path.

You can read the bait here

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=284110

Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2018 2:49 am

RH der 1 has an excellent idea, as usual. That scenario can lead to your character seeking legal help from, say, a lawyer with a friend in the banking industry who can help with money laundry - for a cut of the action, of course.

Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2018 3:55 am

I love Robert's idea.

The account I got today is new pork. The reason I got new pork i do believe is that there was in fact a problem with the first account he gave me (Chase bank) Smile

I think I am going to seek legal advice from a lawyer I have used in the past.

I am going to reach out to the lad in the morning tell him that I did not get his email with the new account until after I left for the day (I waited for him early this morning but he took too long)...and told him that I go to a breakfast at the senior center.

I started talking about my plight and one of the other seniors made mention of a similar email he got a fund from ECOWAS and it was a different point of contact...maybe I should reach out to him? Smile

Meanwhile I have also reached out to my attorney because I am concerned about my identity not being safeguarded with the lad and possibly stolen.

The new lad I reached out to was more than capable and willing to help. I told him my dilema and he verified my fund and provided a reasonable alternative to paying for the clean report on funds. which I obviously did. Smile

So a new character will have been responsible for the chop meanwhile my "Attorney" makes it clear to the lad that I think he is helping me with my identity being stolen but of course he wants to work with the lad and offers to get me back from the new lad....and be part of scamming me out of the money that is available in my deep pockets.

Of course will not be reaching out to the lad tonite...he will get this email in the morning along with some further "insults" about his incompetence and how he should take a look at how the new (fake) lad conducts his business....he might learn something ? Smile

Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2018 4:31 pm

OK after sleeping and thinking on it ....here is the saga continues.

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Hon. Danjuma Bakare ,

I find it condescending and unbelievably unprofessional that you have the fortitude to tell me to treat this with urgency, you want this concluded in a timely manner, and you await my swift response, when you dragged your feet once again. I contacted you early on Friday and waited around as long as I could for you to get your shit together, and you don't get back to me until much later in the day, then you tell me to treat with the utmost urgency? Are you serious? I cancelled a Doctor appointment and waited around before I got on with my day waiting for YOU to treat this matter with the utmost urgency and you had better things to do apparently. Well it doesn't matter. While I was at the luncheon at the senior center yesterday I was discussing this all with a couple of friends and one said he has a family friend who is an attorney who might be able to help me with this situation. Well he was free yesterday afternoon and we talked for a few minutes and he asked me to send him the emails. He has a contact in the ECOWAS head office and they assigned a new agent to my fund. And it is good that they did because you had the dollar amount wrong for the certificate of clean funds...it was not 1087.00 it was 2563.00, Just more of your incompetence that would have caused more problems and delays for us. Hoaru has been great. No delays. No bad information. Sent me a paypal INVOICE and I was able to pay right from my computer. Then they sent me the RECEIPT. Mr Baru has told me the clean report on funds has been issued and he will be getting back to me with a copy and the details of my fund/ATM card being released. This attorney is also going to do the investigation to make sure my identity was not stolen while you had my ID and other salient details. He tells me that ECOWAS does not tolerate incompetence and you could very well be fired over the way you handled this. So in closing, and I have always wanted to say this, you will be hearing from my lawyer.

With relief,

Mr Josson.

Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2018 5:40 pm

Well between sending the above and setting up for a lad account to send him the dolla chop message suggested above I received this gem. Think he is mad? Smile

Can anyone tell me what HDB means in lad speak?

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Josson,

You are nothing but a lying motherfucker. I knew long ago that you were a joker and a scumberg that was the major reason why you get late responses from me. I write you only when i'm less busy and needs while away time. Fool...

Get the hell out of my mailing list and never contact me again bastard liar!!!

HDB.

Unfortanately Josson is one of those stubborn old men who always has to have the last word....

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Now Mr Bakare,

You have no one to blame but yourself. If you were more professional and competent at your job maybe just maybe you would have been able to see this through. But you can not expect someone to respond with urgency and without delay when you choose to drag your feet and not accomplish your job. Also while I do appreciate the offer to fuck your mother, I am afraid I am going to have to decline. You see I like to avoid the STD clinic.

My lawyer will be in contact with you.

and don't be disappointed , you can learn from this. You should spend some time reflecting on your lack of professionalism and competence and see if you can adjust your interpersonal skills and competence level in your job moving forward. Assuming you still have a job after you almost blew this.

Here is a great resource. You should invest in yourself.
http://www.psycho-cybernetics.com/

He has not yet responded to the lad account. And I am sure my attorney has taken the weekend off.

Is this the end? Or a new beginning?

Baiting Guru Joined: 10 Oct 2010 Posts: 3876

sounds like the bank already closed the account, and since that wasn't the first time (and maybe there was other money parked on the account...) he is mad Wink

maybe he already experienced a bait and that if several bank-accounts get closed, that he has run into a joker...

by the way, I'd say:

HDB = Hon. Danjuma Bakare.

Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2018 1:42 am

Robert Heinrich der 1. wrote:

HDB = Hon. Danjuma Bakare.

BWAHAHAH...usually the simple stupid shit that bites you in the ass.
Yeah that makes sense Smile

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