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419Eater is my life Joined: 11 Sep 2015 Posts: 333

In Ekpoma there seems to be a nest of Illuminati lads. A few weeks after i finished with the first one, https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=281931, a new one contacts my character out of the blue. But i was already thinking there is no way it could be the same lad, but maybe he sold my victim email adress to one other lad he hates. Certainly not to a friend, after all he went through (smile)

After getting almost 10 piggies from him and some nice drawings (see Illuminati mass bait topic), we agreed of sending the 120'000.00 per courrier to his home adress in Ekpoma (just a few roads next from the other lad Shocked

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Our famous courrier service first asked for the standard ID photo, because of the high value package.

As usual, the parcel went to Lomé Togo instead of Ekpoma Nigeria, and after some complaining, Mr. Eric agreed to come to Lomé to the parcel pick up facility for yesterday. He sent me the bus ticket before his journey (one way only). It seems his bus was late and he only arrived very late, i received his message around midnight.

Quote:

Hello Mr. Papis,

I just connected wifi and saw your mail, I have already arrived Lome
Togo though I got here very late, it was due to the distance from
Nigeria. I believe we can finally meet by tomorrow morning?

The next day he went to the meeting point and sent the necessary proof.

But because of the idiots one day delay, the facility officer had to go out of town and to keep him busy during the waiting time i asked him for a small favour. Anybody heard about the famous Akodésséwa market? Twisted Evil

Here is what he sent to the courrier headquarter for complain Very Happy

Quote:

Hello,

I really appreciate his waiting yesterday though it was not my faulty,
it was due to the distance from my country! i arrived Lome Togo late
at night yesterday. The facility agent asking me to go market and buy
DRY MONKEY HEAD and take another photo with it at the university gate
to send to him after sending some photo, that is crazy. Why don't he
try something else? am wifi stranded here i have to look for a cyber
cafe.

Regards,
Eric.

Yes i want him to carry a monkey head with him for his further travels. Tonight i guess he will sleep on the street with a dry monkey head staring at him. Hope he have sweet dreams.

Sweet dreams to all of you Twisted Evil

Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2017 5:19 pm

Well that's creepy as...Pastor Frank on Canada Day.

Congrats on the safari!

Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2017 5:22 pm

The monkey is better looking than at least one of JC's sisterwives.

That's got to beat the sacred banana that one lad was safaried with

Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2017 5:27 pm

WTF is up with his face? Does he have leprosy or something?

Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2017 5:58 pm

Nooooooooooooooo! I will have nightmares for weeks.

Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2017 7:36 pm

Ah, Ekpoma! Alex Kelvin's hometown. Well Done on the Safari!

Baiting Guru Joined: 31 Jan 2007 Posts: 12237

Impressive Mose Schrute beard.

Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2017 9:54 pm

Avalar wrote:

WTF is up with his face? Does he have leprosy or something?

Looks like he's been making sexy-time with the monkey head. Although, I'm not sure which one rubbed off the ugly onto the other. Shocked

Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2017 10:38 pm

Great baiting. "I went to Togo & all I got was this" Smile

Baiting Guru Joined: 10 Oct 2010 Posts: 3876

wow, creepy pics. congratulations.

and there seems to be some pond between that head and him: so, still a better lovestory than twilight Wink

Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2017 12:57 am

Haha, nice touch with the monkey head. I hope he's enjoying having it as a travel companion.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Sep 2013 Posts: 2205

This is the kind of random thing that makes me love baiting so much. Laughing

Great job!

Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2017 1:54 am

This is awesome. Great job.

I can't tell which face is more disappointed.

Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2017 8:51 am

When it comes to travel accessories, a dried monkey head must be at the bottom of every list...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOIwLLaT_x8

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

Neatly pressed outfits, a bad case of acne and something else 'orrible upon which I could not possibly comment. Lol

Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2017 12:06 pm

MorganleFay wrote:

Neatly pressed outfits...

Fashion in Nigeria is just turrible. I really hope he didn't pack a change of clothes.

Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2017 1:56 pm

You asked for a dried monkey head and he actually got one! At least he won't go home empty-handed. Just outstanding work.

419Eater is my life Joined: 11 Sep 2015 Posts: 333

Thanks for the congrats! Here is a small update.

Yesterday i told him the bad news about one more day of delay. It seems he spent his hotel money for the monkey head, so

Quote:

Am sorry for the accident. Now you made me spend my resrevation money
and i cant use any bank here.

and later

Quote:

am stranded here and no were to sleep now.

Quote:

Why all this is happen.

and this morning he received the bad news, his parcel was forwarded to Ghana. He took it surprisingly calm. Only after i told him in a seperate email how important it is he bring the monkey head along to Ghana, he had a nice outburst.

Quote:

am going to cut off your mother's head and bring it to u.

How nice. He calm down later but he gave no real hint of what he is going to do. Now since this afternoon he is quiet. He is either at the bus to Accra or at the bus back home. We will see...

Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2017 4:59 pm

^^ I'm concerned that he's actually holding HIS mother's head...??

Nice rant!! Laughing

Master Baiter Joined: 26 Jan 2014 Posts: 144

WOW! Morgan LeFay, nicely pressed outfits, TeeHee! and he does need some proactive / Clearasil for that face! That poor monkey's teeth are mangled! He is wearing a medal around his neck, what does it say? the bottom word looks lie the word "Die" ? Another thing, he is not smiling- looks like a Mr. Grumpy-Pants to me! Wonder how much the monkey head costs? Hope he brought a tent with him..

Dora, Congrats on the safari and that monkey head!

Posted: Sun Apr 30, 2017 12:10 am

So I assume that he has to present the monkey head to receive the package? He should understand the implicit lesson of his journey:

Wait for it...

"To get a head in life, be ready to give a little head."

419Eater is my life Joined: 11 Sep 2015 Posts: 333

I think it was not that good of an idea to ask him for bring the monkey head over the border to Ghana. I should have known he will not make it. He already returned back to Nigeria.

But the bait is not over...

Quote:

Hello Mr Papis,

You are very stupid to think that I will obey your instructions again
by going to Ghana and after all you made me go through.
It has come to my notice that the courrier company and it fake agents are
criminal and am also aware that many parcels has been stolen by agents
in the previous time.
I promised you are not going to get away with this, because am going
to hunt and hurt you by all means for what you caused me and the
entire family.

Regards to your corpse.

Quote:

It's written around you that you are fake because you are not sincere, you
scheduled a meeting with a client at Lome Togo and you refuse to show
up after he travelled far and waited at the meeting point. And then
again you rescheduled another meeting at Ghana, later you bring up
some explaination after several promises that you are going to come
pick him. A sincere business man will not play games with his clients,
and as for the dry monkey head! am going to use it to represent your
head here in our family temple.

Think the courrier company is already famous in that part of Nigeria Smile

Quote:

am in the police station in lome to lounge a complain about your company.

He is in a good conversation with the courrier company headquarters, cause they promised to help bring down the crooked pick up facility officer, and for all cases i already told him his parcel has insurance for 500'000.00. This makes him being very nice to Mr. Jason from the courrier.

Quote:

Good Morning Agent Josan,

This is the reason I said early the facility agent is not qualify!
because he lied to you. I hope you receive the attached paid ticket to
Lome Togo? I traveled down to Lome Togo on 27/4/2017 though I arrived
there very late at night due to the distance from my country and the
process on the way as you know, I informed Mr. Papis of my arriver and
I make a hotel reservation. The following morning i move to the
university gate and took the security photo send to him, I manage to
locate a cyber cafe because my data was inactive first he refused to
give out his mobile number or even call me after sending him the
security request yet he refused to show up and he said that he was
gonna pick me at the cyber cafe, few minute later! he ordered me to
enter Akodessewa market and buy DRY MONKEY HEAD and took a photo with
it then send to him (That was crazy) which I did ignorantly. He ask me
to wait for him at the cyber cafe that he was gonna come, I waited all
day and night he never show up call and he stop replying mail.

He wrote to me the other day that he's now in Ghana and he said the
meeting venue is now in Ghana (Is this not a game?) after making me to
spend unecessary all my money, I got stranded at Lome Togo all because
of courrier company misconduct and the fake facility agents.

So am fed up with your courrier company and Mr. Papis, I advice the parcel
should be returned back to my brother in Switzerland or you ship it to
Nigeria as regard to the original plan.

Thank You.

Quote:

Thanks for your response, my experience at Lome Togo was really a
lesson i cant never forget.
The first night i made a reservation at Riautinobel Hotel, and the
other night Mr.Papis made me spend all my money hoping he will show
up, i was chased out of the hotel i had know choice but to move to a
motor park and spend the night there. And the next morning i had to
beg for arms and a good Samaritan offer to paid my transport to Lagos
and i continue my journey from there, that was how i return back to
Nigeria.

According to Mr. Papis, he said the DRY MONKEY HEAD is for JUJU
(Ritual) i don't know what my consignment got to do with JUJU, and the
dry monkey cost me CFA15,000.00. i left Nigeria for Lome Togo with
#95,000.00 everything got exhausted.
As for the dry monkey head i left it some where at Lome Togo because
its an exhibit.

to the pick up manager:

Quote:

After wasting my time and money at Lome Togo now you want me to come
back again, it's impossible and for your notice I have already
returned to my country.

Nothing is impossible, my friend...

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

"Regards to your corpse" Bwahahahaha. Must use that sometime. Methinks this lad is primed for good rants. It would be fun to see some more of them. Twisted Evil

Posted: Tue May 02, 2017 8:02 am

Muhahaha! A dry monkey head?
Fantastic bait! clapping

Posted: Tue May 02, 2017 10:18 am

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am in the police station in lome to lounge a complain about your company.

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the next morning i had to beg for arms

You got some great sig lines there! Did he beg for monkey arms to go with the monkey head, or for arms to kill monkeys with?

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