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Master of Master Baiters Joined: 05 Jan 2017 Posts: 790

I called this post "a stolen helmet" for two reasons!

Reason 1
I unashamedly stole the idea and the characters for one of my favorite safaris called "Christmas At The Orphanage" http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=272042 by one of my favorite people to read Mr Labowsky.

Reason 2
Im going to attempt to steal a pith helmet based on the minimum requirements as outlined here http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=118861

Im aware the the requirements were set out in 2005 so im open to to a bit of finger pointing as im blatantly taking the easy road to my next Safari

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 05 Jan 2017 Posts: 790

The lad send me an unbelievable loan offer at a repayment rate of only 2% , Unfortunately the return Email was for a lad called Pastor Nick.

Im like a magpie and when I see these shiny nuggets of stupidity...my mind wandered back to two dirty beggars waiting patiently for a delivery driver at a dusty Mosque and so it began .......

Characters

Me - Tom P. - Christian do gooder with more charitable money than sense
The Lad - Pastor Nick, Loan Lad , Opportunist
Me - Tommy Collins GPS Shipping Manager

Credit to jose_cuervo, Nurse Nasty and YeaWhater for this excellent tool
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=174095

Me

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Dear Pastor Niick , I think you are the correct person to help me we have been collecting charity money all year in 2016 for the poor babies in Africa and we want to know if we can send it to you , will you help us give the money to the poor children .God bless you Pastor Nick

Lad

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Dear Child of God

Mercies of the lord are with you.

In the name of the father and of the son and of the Holy Spirit it shall be well with you now and forever more… (Amen).

I am very sure i can help ok
Pastor Nick

Me

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Hello good and holy Pastor Nick

Im very happy you replied to me, may i ask what part of Africa do you work in, we are looking to send charity funds to the poorest children and we hope that Gods work will enrich their lives

God Bless You

This reply gave me the lazy safari idea , Cotonou to Lagos 127 k , move him around a bit in Lagos to get to 200k and I had him crossing a border. Let the finger pointing begin

Lad

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I base In Cotonou Benin Republic Also Can Visit Nigeria Too

Me

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That is wonderful news Pastor Nick, last year we funded a lovely school in a beautiful village in Ghana and with the money we sent them the school was able to buy new desks ad chairs clothes books writing material and even a computer.
Do you know of a poor school in Benin or Lagos that I could help this year ? God bless you Pastor Nick

Lad

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May The Peace Of Our Lord Be With You Ever.
There is A school Here In Benin Even In Lagos That Need Urgent Support and We contributed To them last year but the money was not enough to buy the needful things so we shifted it this year. So if there is any way you can help financially Please God will bless you as you do So. No Amount Is Small
God bless you Mr Tom

He is starting to mimic my God Bless You sign off , A good start !

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 05 Jan 2017 Posts: 790

Me

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Dear Pastor Nick

Thank you kindly for replying to me,

Our charity is local; based and we run events throughout the year , We have sent clothing, cash, pens, books, crayons and some electrical goods to schools in Ghana for the last three years but we would love to support your schools. We could defiantly help the one in Lagos and the other one in Benin. I think God has had played a part in us finding you.
We prefer to send the funds and items to a man of god as we have found in the past that if we send gift through government regulated charities or money transfer then some items have been taken and money has been stolen (I didn't want him to start begging)

We know that you must be a very busy man but we hope dearly that we could send and donations directly to you and then you could give the gifts to the children, We totally understand if you cannot assist and I i know that this may be a another burden to your workload

God Bless you Pastor Nick

Lad

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Can I provide the address To send to me ?

Me

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Yes please that would be very helpful to us. Thanks again for your agreement to help us and help the schools

God Bless You

He sent me an address in Cotonou . ( a carpark )

This lad for some reason only sends 1 to 2 emails a day so I gladly joined in and i slowed it all down with emails about lists and what to send etc

Me

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We were thinking of sending book's, clothes ,laptops, writing material, educational toys ,prayer books and cash.
I was really hoping that you could make out a list of what you think is needed and we would work together to decide what to send to you.

For example we defiantly want to send a prayer book for ever child so lets discuss this first,

How many children are in need of prayer books in the both schools ?

Will we buy the prayer books and add them to the package or will we put the cash in the package so that you can buy the prayer books cheaper in Africa ?

God Bless You

This is what I hoped for he was starting to think about the cash value showing his ability to believe in me

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Thanks For Your Email But I suggest That Those Material should Converted Into cash So We Can Buy Those Things That They Needed Here. They Have Some Of Those material Already so we need to buy other things that they needed.We Have More Than 25 Peoples Both Lagos And Here In Benin Republic That Needs The Prayer Book. We Also Got Some Help From Others Church Here In Benin Republic So Any Amount You Can Support God Will Bless You.

Thanks
Pastor Nick

Me

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We can buy 25 prayer books at 10.95 each will cost us 273.75 Euro ,

Can you buy them cheaper in Africa , how much will they cost you over there ?

God bless You

??!!!Lad Math Alert !!!??

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Yes I can Get It Cheaper Here and 3,000.00Euro Will be enough to get them all Here Ok

I wanted to make sure the box would be large so that he would not arrive on a bicycle , I wanted him to convince someone with a car to help , so I added a big load of Running Shoes to the delivery Smile

Me

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Thanks Pastor Nick,

We had a meeting after church today to discuss what is needed and I drafted up this letter so that you could see our progress so far.

God Bless You

___________________________________________________________
THE BELOW ITEMS WILL BE SHIPPED TO PASTOR NICOLAS IN AFRICA

Item Number 1 - We need 25 Prayer Books - We will put 300 Euro in the box in an envelope so that Pastor Nicolas can buy the payer books in Africa

Item Number 2 - Clothes - We have been donated 25 pairs of running shoes for children aged 7 to 15, we will also give a further 15 Euro per child so that Pastor Nick can buy suitable uniforms for the children, This will cost 375 Euro and this will be added to the box in an envelope for
Pastor Nick

Item Number 3 - laptops, Needs to be discussed

Item Number 4 - Writing material. Needs to be discussed

Item Number 5 - Educational toys, Needs to be discussed

So far we have 25 pairs of running shoes and 675 Euro ready to go to Africa

Signed :-Sectary in charge of Western African Charity Tom

Lad

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I'm Very Grateful Tom, God Will Continue Blessing you and Your Family. Do Keep Me Posted After The Meeting . And How Was Service Today?? So Tell Me How Are You Planning To Send Those Items Or The Money? Is It By Delivery Or By Money Transfer?

Thanks.

Nick

Me

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Oh hello Pastor Nick, I hope you had a blessed Sunday, did your service go well today ?

We would like use a courier and send the items directly to you if that is at all possible?

We would love if you could take picture of the children when you give them the toys and computers and we can show the pictures to the people who have donated to us throughout the year.

The Lad send me some Orphanage pictures and told me to hurry up Rolling Eyes

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 05 Jan 2017 Posts: 790

We were still back and forth on what should be sent , he was getting impatient

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Any Type Of Laptop Will Be Ok For Them. and Here Is the Information To send the package VIA DHL. Receivers Name OSCAR Exxxx, COUNTRY BENIN REPUBLIC, CITY COTONOU,PHONE NUMBER +2299952xxxx.

Me

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Good morning Pastor Nick, We need to decide on items 4 and 5 on the list and we would appreciate you help as you know best and you would know what the children would like?

Lad

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Alright Tom, I appreciate Your Help And God Will Reward Everyone of you that Contributed To those Children.

Down To the Items 4 and 5 I think You Should Forget It Because they have them Enough Here.

This was his first mistake and it gave me a chance to slap him a little , I wanted to see just how well hooked he was.

Me

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Pastor Nick , I cannot begin to tell you how disappointed and upset we were to read your last email !!

How could a man of God say that these poor children have ENOUGH !! and say they should not get nice clothes and toys?

Your email made two of the ladies here cry
We are a club , there are six of us here
( I was also trying to playing "lad Deck" and I needed the 6 of Clubs ,,, hey worth a try and i still needed his picture !!)..
and we have been collecting for charity in Africa for 11 years, we have sent thousands of dollars and many boxes of computers closes and toys to poor children and I have NEVER heard anyone say " they have enough dont give them any clothes or toys "

Pastor Nick im very upset because of your last email !!

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 05 Jan 2017 Posts: 790

Lad

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Oh My Goodness, Please Don't Be Upset and Am very Sorry If I said Something Wrong But You Can Move On With Your Plans Ok.
Am Sorry
Pastor Nick

Me

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I need to talk to the other six club members now pastor Nicols as some of the ladies are very upset by what you said.

If I could I would send you all the items from the list below but the ladies are very upset and poor Mary was crying and Betty nearly fell over with the shock hearing you say that about the children .

This is what is ready so far for you

575 Dollars that we collected in the club in cash
300 Dollars in cash for you to buy prayer books in Africa
25 pairs of new shoes
6 new laptops

Our club is a club that collects charity funds for Africa , we call ourselves the 6 of Clubs like the playing card because there is six of us in the charity club

Unless all six of us agree then we cant send you anything , I will try to talk to Mary and Betty today to tell them you are sorry

God Bless You Pastor Nick

Lad

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I will appreciate It If You Do So. Those Children Will Be Very Happy If They Received Those Items So Please Talk To Them On My Behalf.

Thanks

Pastor Nick

I left him stew for a few days

Lad

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How are You doing Mr Tom And Others Member Of Your Club ? Hope Fine.

Please Can You Tell Me The Next Plan Now and When The Package Will Be Send.

Lad

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They All My Children and If I don't Like Them I will not be taking care of them. I have Been With Them Over 5year Now. So I'm Pleading With You But If They Said That They Will Not Send The Stuff Anybody There Is No Problem Because God That Created Them Has Purpose For Them and They Must Survive Without The Stuff. So Please Talk To Them Because Those Children Really Needs Those Items.

Thanks and God Bless You

Me

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We are meeting again today after church and before we have a prayer ceremony , I will talk to them again and tell them that you really love children, Have you any pictures of you playing child games , like a game with a deck of cards , you smiling . This would help

Lad

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Hello Mr Tom How are You Doing, Together with your family and your club Member? Hope Fine. I have Been Waiting To Hear From You Or Have You Changed Your Mind Not To Send It Again? Because I told Those Children What They Will Received Very Soon From You, and They Are Very Happy For It.

So Please Tell Me What Is Going On Because I don't Want To Be A liar To Them

I gave up on the "Lad Deck" and the Six of Clubs because the hook was sinking deeper into Nicolas !

But you could give it a go !!http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=281490

Me

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Well im so happy to see you message drop in my inbox today, Today the light of the lord shines brightly upon us and indeed on the beautiful children.Can i ring you and tell you my blessed news . What is your Cell Pastor Nick, the one you gave wont work ?

Blessing of the Almighty on you God Bless You

Regards

Lad

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Am Sorry For My Late Reply Due To I was In Nigeria To Service With The Children over there And I also told them that are going to receive a wonderful gift Very Soon and They Was More Than Excited.

I can't Wait To Hear About The Good News.Please Can You Tell Me About The Good News So We Can Celebrate With You.

Things are looking up for Pastor Nicolas

Me

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There is something wrong with you phone number , it never works ??

We have done a load of work , we decided to give two DVD players and some DVD games and movies for the children and we are giving each child some pens pencils and writing books so the list is finally complete .

300 Euro for prayer Books

25 pairs of shoes

6 new Lap Tops

400 Euro for clothes

50 pens, pencils and writing books

2 DVD players and 50 children DVD games and movies

450 Euro from this years charity collections

Total of 1150 Euro = $1285

Deliver to - OSCAR Exxxx, COUNTRY BENIN REPUBLIC, CITY COTONOU,PHONE NUMBER +229995xxxx

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 05 Jan 2017 Posts: 790

Oh joyful happy day !

Lad

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Thank you Jesus !

I'm More Than Happy To Hear This, And May God Bless You And Your Family Also Every one of you that Contributed For These Children In Jesus Name Amen!

Please May I know When I will Have The Tracking Number For The Package? Here Is My Direct Number To Contact Me +229 9907xxxx

Thanks

Pastor Nicolas.

Me

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Hello Pastor Nicholas

We will be shipping the package tomorrow, we tried to use DHL and FedEx but they refused to do it when we told them there was an envelope in the box with cash in it , we are using a company that uses GPS tracking and I will send you the shipping details and website tomorrow

God Bless You

Regards

Tom

Lad

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Ok But We Don't Have Such Company Here And How Can We Receive It Here In Benin Republic? If The envelope money was the problem then send the money via western union or money gram to Oscar Eze And Ship The Package Via FedEx Or Dhl Company.

Thanks For Your Understanding

This is the bit that worries me, is the lad Sharp enough to track the package , If he manages this im defiantly set for a safari , I sent him his login details

And the reply way Joyous Smile

Lad

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Dear Tom, I must Confess How Happier I am For This Great Offer To This Children and Mercies of the lord are with you.
Lord, I pray for everyone that contributed On This Gift. May You Wrap Your Loving Arms Around Them to Fill That Empty Spaces In their Broken Hearts. Thank You Lord for Showing Them that you will never leave Them nor Forsake them Cover them with your precious Love and Comfort Them With Your Peace which Surpasses All Understanding.

In the name of the father and of the son and of the Holy Spirit it shall be well with them now and forever more… (Amen)

Pastor Nicolas

And Joyus for me also

Lad

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I tracked It Now And they are Now At Lagos In Nigeria and Hope They Will Get Here By Tomorrow Or Next.

Thanks So much
God Bless You.

Pastor Nicolas

Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2017 10:06 am

This is looking promising! No need to be ashamed of stealing ideas from other baiters --- this is what being part of a baiting community is all about. If you can make lads miserable using tools and approaches someone else developed, they'll surely be happy to see them put to good use.

Taking the easy road to a pith helmet? A verified safari that meets the stated requirements is worth the applause. A lot has changed since 2005 but 200 miles is still the same (as is a border crossing). If you can get a "stolen" helmet you should wear it with pride.

One big thing: I've edited info in some of your posts above. Please do not post the exact name of the tracking company nor its URL: Main scambaiting forum is the right place for posts like this but it's visible to the outside world. Publishing the name risks making potential lad users aware it's not for real. Feel free to use another name for it or just replace its name with (tracking company) when writing about it. We'll still know the one you're talking about.

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 05 Jan 2017 Posts: 790

I sent a few emails introducing the shippig company and setting everything up

Lad

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They can Call Me With Below Number +229 995xxxx Or +229 9907xxxx. ( They dont work ) Do you know How Excited They are today When I showed Them The status Of The Delivery and They are Asking Me Why you are Not Coming With The Delivery Company that They really Want To see you.

I really Want To Know If They Will Request For Money To Clear Up The Package From Their Hands and Where will Them Stop? Are They going to stop at airport?

Pastor Nick

This sneaky little snake send the shipping manager who i will introduce shortly an Email asking how much would it cost him to get his consignment released from the airport, I found that interesting as it reminded me that these are the regular scams that lads try and he was "just checking" :-/

Lad

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How are you doing this morning ? Hope fine. I receive an Email From The delivery person Mr Tommy Collins for his successfully Arrival Murtala Muhammed Airport in Nigeria And I hope They Will Get Here In Benin Republic Today By 12 0'clock.

Thanks and God Bless You

Pastor Nick

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 05 Jan 2017 Posts: 790

Thanks Firehouse5 , Yup he is doing well , I got him moving yesterday chasing the van around Cotonou and he agreed to to to Lagos after the weekend.

Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2017 10:44 am

A very nice bait!
I like the "church & orphanage's stories"! clapping

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 05 Jan 2017 Posts: 790

This is where the fist little adventure took place this Tuesday 28 Feb.

New Character Tommy Collins - Shipping Manager GPS Shipping company

The lad had used the Login online details to the website and could see that the package had moved from Dublin to Lagos and he was overjoyed for the "ahem" Children, for those of you not familiar with the wonderful tool, we can put the location of the van anywhere and the lad will happily chase it around ...just missing it every time Sad

Lad to GPS Manager

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This is to acknowledge the receipt of your email, What is required for me to receive my package from you and when will you be here in Benin Republic.

Thanks and God Bless You

GPS Manager Tom

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Hello Nicolas

Thank you for your prompt reply.

I will need an exact address in Benin and a photo image of the person we are to meet .

Our delivery will only release the package to the correct person and they must have the correct tracking number, please ensure the collection point is suitable for a large truck with a tail lift. I would ask that the person collecting the package be on time as the driver must return to Lagos immediately to continue delivery of other packages

We will be in Benin tomorrow at 12 O Clock

Error Number 2 from the lad , The hotel he is talking about is in Porto Norvo north of Cotonou. this was like Mana from the gods . How are we going to find him now??? Smile

Lad

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You Have To Stop At Lacapitalez Hotel In Benin Republic and Call The Personn That Will Receive The Package With Below Number +229 9952xxxx For your arrival.

GPS Manager Tom

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Hello Nick, the driver is on the way but I'm having difficulty locating lacapitalez hotel on Google , what is the street name ? Do you have a photo image of the person the driver is meeting and is the ample parking available

regards

GPS Manager TOM

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Hello Nick, if you look at the tracking online you will see the location of the driver, can you please advise me where he should go next?

You phone is not ringing for us regards

GPS Manager Tom

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ello Nicolas,
We are unable to find the Lacapitalez Hotel anywhere in Cotonou ?
We are unable to ring you on the phone and you are not contactable by email.

Unfortunately I am left with no other choice but to send the driver to his next location at Ouidah to make his next delivery on time, Can you please contact me by email as soon as possible as and let me know if there is somewhere in Ouidah that we can drop off the package and leave it there for you.
The driver has to get to Lokassa this evening for his last delivery and that is where he is lodging for the night.
Please reply to my email as soon as soon as possible

Lad

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Lacapitalez Hotel located in Porto norvo, Street Danto.

Lad

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Where can I locate Him To Pick Up The Package here is my Number To Contact Me Or Provide Me His Number To Contact Him

Lad

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He Have To Come Down To Porto Norvo Somewhere In Ouando and Ask Him to Call Me 99525xxx

My baiter phone had rang 5 times

GPS Manager TOM

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Dear Nick, as per my last email , we cannot ring your phone as it won't connect, we could not contact you on your email, you did not reply, we could not find the Hotel and we are still waiting for a photo image of the person who is collecting the delivery

We were instructed by Tom Penn to deliver your delivery to Cotonua not Porto Norvo ?

The driver is now on his way to Ouidah, is there a person in Ouidah that can take the delivery for you ?

Regards

Lad

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Ouidah Is It The Last Bus Stop He Will Stop?? Because Ouidah Is Far From Cotonou Or Is There any Place In Cotonou He Will Stop So I can Meet Him There.

Lad

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Can I have Your Number Or The Delivery Agent's Number To Call??

GPS Manager Tom

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Dear Nick, when we could not contact you or find the hotel in Cotonou we told him to continue on his journey, he is on the way to Ouidah now .

Regards

Lad

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Where is He now and I need His Number Number Because If I leave My Office Now I will Have No Means To Communicate With You Or Him

Lad

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Is There Any Place I can Locate Him In Ouidah Because I can Leave Here To Ouidah Without Direction Or What Time He Will Get Ouidah ??

He was continually ringing the baiter phone and when i answered he was mumbling someting about a bus and the package must not go to lokoassa , I of course could not understand a word he said and then we got cut off .... awwwwww poor diddums

GPS Manager Tom

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Hello Nick, he is in Ouidah now, we only give the drivers personal details to the person sending the delivery, you can check his location on the tracking system , are you going to Ouidah,

Should I ask the driver to wait there, will you be there soon ?

His next delivery is in Lokassa and that is where he is lodging tonight , he can meet you there tomorrow or do you know anyone who can take the delivery for you ?

Regards

GPS Manager Tom

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Please Nick , can you tell us if he should wait in Ouidah or can he now continue to Lokassa for his next delivery and to find his lodgings ?

Maybe you can ring Tom P. and ask him to contact us , we are have some difficulty getting the delivery to you

Regards Tom

Lad

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Can I meet Him Tomorrow In Ouidah Because It's 5pm Here Now. Will He Come Back To Cotonou By Tomorrow??

Lad

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If He Come Back To Cotonou Let Him Stop at

Houdegbe North American University Benin In Cotonou So I can Meet Him There.

He then send this to original Character complaining about the GPS Shipping Company

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This Really Made Me Mad Because They Suppose To Call Me Once They Got To Cotonou Or Email Me But They Just Left Without Notify Me And I can't Go To Lokassa To Receive The Package

GPS Manager Tom complained to the lad

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Hello Nick

I received an Email from Mr Penn late last night stating the following

We Did not call you, ?
We did not email you ?
We did not inform you we were going to Lokassa ?

let me tell you for the records I emailed you 7 times yesterday
We tried to ring you many times but your phone wont connect , Tom Penn says he has the same problem with your phone
I told you many times in the emails that we we were going to lakassa

Mr Tom P. says you are now unable to come to Lokassa , we have 3 options available at this time please select one

1 - We can leave your package in lakossa in a safe place and you can collect it when you have more available time. let me know when and i will make sure it is ready for you

2 - We can bring your package back to storage at Lagos Airport

3 - We can ask Tom P. if he wants us to give the package to another person here in Africa

Regards Tom

Lad Grumpy little so and so

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You can Bring The Package To The Storage Airport In Nigeria And Tell Me The Name Of The Airport So I can Receive The Package There And Tell Me What They Will Require For Me Before I can Get The Package From Them.

GPS Manager Tom

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Hi Nicolas , I will tell the driver to leave your package at our secure storage unit in Lagos near Murtala Muhammad Airport,

To collect your package you will need the tracking code AK3WOJTVQBE and a photograph would be very useful then we do not need your national ID.

We must know exactly when you are calling , we need to know the date and time as one of our drivers will open the storage unit and give you the delivery

Best regards.

Lad

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Mr OSCAR will Be Going There On Tuesday And Can You Give Me Your Phone Number So I can Call You

Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2017 11:00 am

If there's a dollar chop or any other villainy done, let the one responsible be called Helmut.

Just saying.

Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2017 11:03 am

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Mr OSCAR will Be Going There On Tuesday

Maybe Mr Oscar is already there? Lads have helpers......I'm just saying. I like the idea of a "Helmut" scenario Cool

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 05 Jan 2017 Posts: 790

So this where I am at , his last email was this morning saying he will go to Lagos Tuesday

He was told he cant have the drivers personal number so that is covered but im still thinking if he calls Tom from GPS and he is told to be at a location at a time and date he will definitely go, then I can either run him around Lagos or move him to the country!

Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2017 11:12 am

You have a PM

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 05 Jan 2017 Posts: 790

I have Oscar in Benin on a Money Gram beg from my other account where i engaged him on his loan offer

Receivers name Oscar Exxxx

Country Benin Republic

City Cotonou

Text Question when

Answer Today

but yea he may get a Lagos lad to collect his box , He is very slow to give me Photo.

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 05 Jan 2017 Posts: 790

Thanks Yastereb that would be cool! Thanks for the PM MountainGoat, thats some great advice again.

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 05 Jan 2017 Posts: 790

I just sent this off as i had not yet replied and the baiter phone was ringing

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Hello Pastor Nicolas,

There is no problem with that , We will need to know what time Oscar is coming so that a delivery driver can open the storage unit and have your package ready, The Van driver will meet Oscar outside on the road near the carpark so it is easier for Oscar and he wont have to come in and wait. All Oscar needs on Tuesday is the correct tracking number.

Tom Penn has paid the cost of storage so that is all paid

Pastor Nicolas we need a Photograph of Oscar so that I can give it to the driver , He needs to know what Oscar looks like so that he can release the package to him , Without the Photograph of Oscar we cannot give him the package and you will need to come yourself.

I hope this is all clear

Regards

Lets see what Tuesday brings.

Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2017 12:28 pm

Great work so far. I have made some further edits to posts regarding the Tracking Company. I suggest just calling it GPS. Members will recognize that, but it will likely not show up in the top Google searches. This is a tool used by many, many members ad we would prefer not to have it out there for others to see.

Think about how you will prove it is your lad that has traveled. They often have associates in other cities willing to pick items up for them.

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 05 Jan 2017 Posts: 790

Thanks Bware419ers, I appreciate the editing and advice

Not quite a Newb Joined: 06 Apr 2016 Posts: 56

Joy upon Joy.

2017 had been a little quiet but now Braintoxic has this excellent bait going at 100mph and Big X has hooked a charming lad who seems desperate to pack his bags up for a little road trip.

Monsignor has been quiet for a few weeks, hopefully he can report on a bus full of lads wandering around Cornwall

Incidentally Braintoxic, I think Monsignor holds the safari record from getting a lad from 1st email to Cornwall in 2 weeks.

You must be running that record close

Keep up the good work

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 05 Jan 2017 Posts: 790

Too kind @Troll Hunter

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 05 Jan 2017 Posts: 790

I told Pastor Nick to send Oscar to the Best Western Hotel in Lagos near the Airport and to be there Tuesday .

There are two Best western Hotels near the Airport , There is the best Western Starfire and The Best Western Plus ( awwwwww dam)

looks like the confusion will continue for Oscar and Pastor Nick

Oscar got off to a bad start and was late Sad

Him

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Dear Collins , Oscar Just Told Me That He Was On Traffic But Can Your Driver Wait Till 6PM Because Oscar Is On The Way Coming To The Hotel Now

Wait? no chance

Him

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Please Ask Driver To Wait For Oscar Till 6pm Or First Thing Tomorrow Morning In case He Will Not Be There Before Your Office Close For The Day Because Traffic Is Holding Him On The Road. Oscar Also Explained His Situation To Mr Tom Penn on phone . Please Help Us.

I was really pushing to get a photo of him back in Benin

GPS Manager

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Tell Oscar to send me his picture showing beside some building in Benin or his photo of him beside some landmark in Benin so that I know he is really there , If he can prove he is really stuck in Benin then I can explain the problem to my boss and ask that we help Oscar . I told my boss that Oscar is here in Lagos ? If Oscar can prove he is still in Benin I will tell my Boss to help ye and we will select another time that is better for ye . My boss in angry with me now

Him

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You Know He Is In Side A bus and He Don't Use Smart Phone To Do what you asked For? Please Tell Me If He Can Meet Your Driver By tomorrow Morning at the same Hotel I can Assure You That He Will Be There Please,this is his image now as he travel

Him

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Please He Is On His Way Going To Nigeria To Receive The Package So He Has No Means To Do What You Asked Because He Is Only Coming With The Tracking Number and no photo and Hope I sent You His Image Already? Please Can Driver Wait For Him Because He Will Really Show Up Today Or First Thing Tomorrow Morning Please

Oscar shows a willingness to stay on an overnight Safari, Music to my ears/eyes

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Please tell The Driver That He Will Be There Tomorrow Please

No Reply from me/GPS manager

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Please I'm A Pastor And I can't Lie To You. Believe Me I beg Of You In the Name Of God.

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 05 Jan 2017 Posts: 790

More begging while i opened my second bottle of wine and watched Taboo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1fiijqrKuc
I sent him a reply during the adverts

Him

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I give you my words that qualifies me as a man Of God That I can never Lie To You That He Will Be There By Tomorrow Morning . He Will Surely Meet Up By Tomorrow Morning Unfailingly. Just Tell Me That The Driver Will Be at The Hotel In the Morning Please.

Him

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The Last I spoke With Him He Was at Ota_Lagos,Nigeria. And Please Tell Me that Driver Can wait tomorrow morning

GPS manager

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I will not have the driver wait for him again unless I get a picture of Oscar in Lagos tonight beside the hotel , if I see this picture I will then plead with my boss to allow the driver go back there tomorrow and meet him , Understand my words very well . I WILL NOT SEND THE DRIVER BACK THERE TOMORROW unleess I see a clear photo showing that Oscar made it to the hotel Tonight

Tell me you understand this and Oscar agrees to this as I will make NOT lose my job because of more problems

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Ok He Will Do It Tomorrow Morning Once He Get There Ok. Hope Best Western Hotel Is The Name Of The Place He Will Stop Right

I was turning into Tom Hardy on Taboo

GPS Manager

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I have a plan for youuu, do it now and I will hear no more of this

Him

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Please Can You Allow Him To Do It Tomorrow Morning Or Is There Any Number He Can Call Once He Get There??

GPS Manager

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NO

By this time I did not know if i had drank too much wine or WTF was happening so I went to bed

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 05 Jan 2017 Posts: 790

The next day I woke and my throat felt like Ghandhi's slipper

( I still love you wine xx)

GPS Manager

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Dear Niciolas Im being very firm on my decision.. Once he is at the Hotel and I get his photo showing clearly that he is standing outside the hotel then I will tell the driver go there in the morning and meet him at at 11:00 and no later , The driver will will give the package only to the person that we see in the photo standing at the hotel. Please dont email me anymore about this as my head is now hurting with all the stress from this and my boss who is very angry with me for wasting all day .
The next email I want to get from ye a picture of the person who is getting the package standing at the Best Western Hotel, a clear picture showing the person and the Hotel clearly. what good to me is a picture of his face by a wall ?

http://www.bestwesternstarfirelagos.com/