| Poll :: Should I send this "Wanted" Poster to My Lad? |
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| It should be modified to state "419" as the crime, not murder |
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| No, it is in breach of the ITP rule |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru

Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
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Tue Oct 09, 2007 8:24 pm |
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In line with Callum's idea...
I can get you probably a few hundred email addys from lads that attend the same cafe as your boi! How nice would it be to send all of his mugu pals a picture with his face on it? I'll be glad to help Red. |
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Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
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callum
Director of Press Relations

Joined: 29 May 2004
Posts: 3631
Location: On the run from the asylum and this seems like a good place to hide. Blend right in...

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Tue Oct 09, 2007 10:05 pm |
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| Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz wrote: |
| It has a rather sadistic feel to it. |
aw shucks, just trying to do a lad a favor....  |
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The Man
Baiting Guru

Joined: 11 Apr 2007
Posts: 2862
Location: La La Land

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Tue Oct 09, 2007 10:26 pm |
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I agree the odds of him turning himself in are zero or less.
As far as ideas, I'd change it to jewelry theft, and post a reward. Maybe also state he has been know to keep the jewelry on his person for safe keeping and there is a reward of x for his arrest, and an extra bounty of y if the jewelry is found and returned. With luck this will get your lad a nice strip search or beating or something.
And if Jojo can get you those e-mail addys use 'em. |
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Obi-Wan Knievel
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Joined: 10 Dec 2006
Posts: 1486
Location: Bald Knob, NF

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Tue Oct 09, 2007 10:40 pm |
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Beautiful work. I say go for it, and keep the murder thing right where it is. Nobody is "wanted" for 419 in that part of the world, and if you're going to fake a wanted poster, go for the title!
The only ITP's involved would be those that your idiot lad involves, which probably ain't gonna happen. But the idea of him hiding from every cop he sees is absolute genius. |
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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru

Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16750
Location: Dreadful Hater-ville

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Tue Oct 09, 2007 11:57 pm |
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What the poster needs is a phone number for information. It could be a K7 number, or equivalent, in the country the missionaries are allegedly from, so that any call costs money. All wanted posters have a contact point. To be unscrutably "real", get a contact number in there. |
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Red
Baiting Guru

Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2543
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Wed Oct 10, 2007 1:03 am |
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Ok, here's what I'm going to do.
I am going to send the lad the murder one and freak him out.
Meanwhile, I'll ask Marv to work his magic again and create a poster in relation to the jewels, but make it from a different country.
Incidentally... I have his home address... too much?
I'll ask VP if she'd be interested in taking the calls
Jojo, check your PMs.
Oh, btw, I asked the lad about all the questions the police have been asking about him and how they connected him to someone (because as I mentioned, I suspect he was booted out of the country) and this is what he had to say:
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| Regards about your question concerning the news,I don,t have explanation about anything because i am Innocent! but if the police needed my attention to their office to confirm me,i promise to be there to clear my self. |
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callum
Director of Press Relations

Joined: 29 May 2004
Posts: 3631
Location: On the run from the asylum and this seems like a good place to hide. Blend right in...

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Wed Oct 10, 2007 1:57 am |
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| Red wrote: |
| Incidentally... I have his home address... too much? |
Certainly not! It may help to get him, erm, 'ethically beaten' or force him to really go on the run when other lads come knocking for his jewels.
Make it is "Last known address" or put it among a list addreses under investigation. Inlcude his cafe address if you can find one. |
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Bush goat you will meat like a chicken. It will kill you in your house where you are going to die.
I owe you quite simply one of the definitive experiences of my life.
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jojobean
Baiting Guru

Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS

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Fri Oct 12, 2007 11:45 am |
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| Red wrote: |
| Jojo, check your PMs. |
I just need his IP address. And, preferably his home address. I would like to include that in the email I send out. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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LaBrea
Elite Baiter

Joined: 04 Aug 2007
Posts: 1355
Location: Yet another hotel

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Posted:
Fri Oct 12, 2007 12:05 pm |
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| jojobean wrote: |
In line with Callum's idea...
I can get you probably a few hundred email addys from lads that attend the same cafe as your boi! How nice would it be to send all of his mugu pals a picture with his face on it? I'll be glad to help Red. |
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