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Sudsman
Master of Master Baiters

Joined: 28 May 2004
Posts: 764
Location: Wisconsin: land of beer and badgers

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Mon Jun 14, 2004 5:17 pm |
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Geez, nothing happening on this bait. Let's see if I can make things more interesting...
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Dear Audu,
I haven't heard from you in a while. I don't know where you and Jed were on your business deal, but I'm afraid I may have some terrible news.
No one has heard from my father since Friday. He was on a short fishing trip aboard the S.S. Minnow with his friend Thurston Howell III, his wife, Lovie, and some bimbo he was dating named Ginger. They left the port of Los Angeles for a three-hour tour...A THREE-HOUR TOUR!!! Apparently no one had bothered to check the weather forecast, because the weather started getting rough, and the tiny ship was tossed. Who knew when they left the port, the Minnow would be lost. THE MINNOW WOULD BE LOST!!!
Audu, I don't know what to do. I know he wanted to help you on this deal of yours and you were almost like a son to him. Is there anything I can do? I feel so terrible about this; I wish you could be here to hold me in your arms right now.
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_________________ "Certainly there is no hunting like the hunting of man and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never really care for anything else thereafter." - Ernest Hemingway
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The Saint
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Mon Jun 28, 2004 3:05 am |
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Dont you hate it when your pets give up on you and dont send you an abusive email? |
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HAYWOOD JABLOWME
Not quite a Newb

Joined: 18 Dec 2003
Posts: 35
Location: Viva las Vegas !

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Mon Jun 28, 2004 3:22 am |
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Man living in a "REFUGE CAMP" sure has its perks! i mean INTERNET privileges? WTF???  |
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FUCK YOU BASTARD U DEY MAD TO YAM LIKE THAT I KNOW SAY UR MUGU DEY
WAY.WHY U THINK SAY I GO PUT SAND FOR UR GARRI MONKEY |
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