Demanding abuse

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Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2007 2:39 am

I'm impatient for some juicy sig material and hoping I've wasted enough of this lad's time to earn it.

From lad "Tony Adam"

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I also want to remained that $300.00 was deducted from the total sum and this amount includes the registration and insurance cover $500.00 and $2,500.00 of the barrister that did the job .
Best Regards,
Mr TONY ADAM

My reply

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Dear Mr. Dama,
It would be best for me if you could arrange to get the entire sum broken down to �1.00 notes (no Euros, they itch), roll them neatly into a tight cylinder of not less than 160 millimeters diameter, slather it up with some KY Jelly, pack it up your ass for extra pleasure, and bolt like a bee-stung steer to the nearest wire service.
Thanks,
Chesley xxxxxxx

I'll just die if he drops me.

Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2007 10:58 pm

Hahha I like it! Laughing

you may get lucky enough to get a curse...I am still waiting for one of those, but I do get lots of annoyed lads from time to time

Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2007 11:17 pm

~Ginch,

Tell your lad you'd like a picture of that to prove he followed instructions .... Rolling Eyes