Confused diplomat in Zur1ck

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Not quite a Newb Joined: 07 May 2007 Posts: 44

Well, the saga begun here - http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=114675 - continues.

To make a long story short, a hapless orphan -5@nkoh Br0wn from 4ccr@, Gh@n@, contacted me in order to secure the transfer of two boxes filled with valuables.

He then passed me over to barr. St3v3n 5unny, who took charge of things.
St3v3n arranged that one of the boxes was taken by a Gh@n@ diplomat who came to meet with me in Zur1ck, where I was to pay him $11.500 cash, no substitutes accepted.

However, St3v3n got a mail from a misterious guym@n, who demanded that he is cut a share from the profits, or else the mugu - me - is going to be informed. The mugu apparently even talked with the guym@n pretending to be the diplomat. The guyman even told St3v3n that the diplomat will chop his $$. Extreme anxiety ensued.

Now, after desperate calls from both 5t3v3n and the diplomat - you can hear St3v3n here - Barr-St3v3n-thinks-hes-getting-chopped and the diplomat here - Confused-diplomat-in-Zur1ck, (please excuse my English, i'm not a native speaker] I calmed down and decided to go ahead with the transaction.

So, anyone seeing a nervous grey-haired middle-aged African in Zur1ck tonight, walking about, talking nervously on the phone, dressed in very nice coffee color striped suit, you might cut short his angst and tell him that you saw a tall nordic guy with a couple of africans leaving the airport in a nice limousine.

Because he's going to hear that from me tomorrow anyway Twisted Evil

BTW: think there's any chance at all that the diplomat actually travelled from L0nd0n to Zur1ck??

Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 12:46 pm

Absolutely none. Laughing

Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 4:53 am

I cant wait to hear what happeneds after you talk to him next.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 07 May 2007 Posts: 44

Well, last evening, after talking with the duo from the plane - courtesy of http://www.partnersinrhyme.com/wmcstore/WMCshop.cgi?action=dbview&id=RSFX01 - I disappeared in Zurich.

Late in the night the barrister got this e-mail:

YO STOOPID LITTLE BOI MUMU DIDNT LISEN TO ME, YO STOOPID MUGU XXXX DIDNT LISEN TO YO, O WELL, MY GUY AND YOR GUY LISENED TO ME, THEY SURE HAVE THEIR CUT OF MONEY.

HOPE YOUR MUGU SURVIVES THO, HE WAS VERY HELPFUL BUT DID NOT TAKE THE WHITE DUST TOO WELL.

and an attached photo:

Early this morning the confused diplomat duly called me... only to hear an African answering - courtesy of http://rs32cg.rapidshare.com/files/34177014/691007/Soundboard.swf :

diplomat-gets-to-speak-with-guyman

It goes without saying that my phone was stolen along with the money and that now I'm interned at the Burgh�lzli hospital, the famous psychiatric clinic (which I will announce to the two lads later in the day). Unfortunately, the misterious white powder has considerably affected my mental balance. It's quite possible that the damage is irreversible, as the Swiss doctors announced me.

Anybody up to play the Swiss shrink (or be a part of a Swiss psychiatric team) with the two?

UPDATE: as I was writing this, the two began calling me frantically, on turns... only to be answered by a voice-shifting African dude.

TO BE CONTINUED

Not quite a Newb Joined: 07 May 2007 Posts: 44

They keep calling... here's the barrister: Barr-St3v3n-talks-with-a-disturbed-guym@n

So the chopper sends the barrister an email:
DON CALL MY GUY ANYMORE, HE VERY SPIRITUAL AND CRAZY, HE NOT CRISTIAN, HE VERY DISTURBED ALREADY, MUGU ALMOST DIEED LAST NITE, MY GUY HE MIGHT PUT A CORSE ON YOOO

Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 7:06 am

Can't wait to get home from work and listen to the calls.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 07 May 2007 Posts: 44

Diplomat gets kinda nervous:

thunder-on-yo-family

Anyway, it's worth mentioning that during this bait I've only called them a couple of times (including yesterday when I had to call them from the plane), however they've called me on international mobile connections (yes, I use a pre-paid mobile number for this, virtually untraceable) for at least 1 - 1 1/2 hours. Wonder what the rates are for international mobile-to-mobile calls from Ghana & Switzerland Twisted Evil

Not quite a Newb Joined: 07 May 2007 Posts: 44

At this point, Dr. S1gmund Fr3ud from Burgh�lzl1 Psychiatrischen Universit�tskl1nik Z�r1ch, Switzerl@nd, is about to enter the stage... stay tuned for lad psychanalysis sessions. Twisted Evil

LATER REALISATION: Damn, I've got to get another pre-paid number for their calls and a skype package to engage them in recorded sessions. I'm not really a supporter of the doctor-pacient confidentiality bullshit, you know.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 07 May 2007 Posts: 44

dr. S1gmund Shl0mo Fr3ud" <[email protected]> wrote:

Quote:

Dear Sir,

Last night the Zurich ambulance service has brought to our clinic an unknown pacient in an advanced state of drug intoxication. He is a white man, in his 30ies, probably American, and he was almost naked, in thermic and toxic shock, without any identification papers or other means of communication upon him.

This morning he briefly elapsed from his comatose state, stated that his name is XXX Maier (if we understood correctly) and asked to discuss with you, mr. B@rrister 5t3ven 5unny of Gh@na, and he gave us this e-mail address to contact you. He then become very agitated and had to be restrained by means of straight jacket and a shot of tranquillizers.

After this, he collapsed again and we are extremely concerned that his mental balance might have been irreversibly damaged.

However, please confirm that an associate of yours was to meet with mr. Maier last night in Zurich, and also any other identification data that you may have about him (next of kin, living relatives, workplace, nationality, home address etc).

Respectfully yours,

Dr. S1gmund S. Fr3ud, Psychiatry PhD.
Psychiatrische Universit�tsklinik Z�rich,
Burgh�lzli Hospital
Lenggstrasse 31, Postfach 1931,
8032 Z�rich, Switzerland
Telefon: (+41) 044 384 21 11
Fax: (+41) 044 383 44 56

Not quite a Newb Joined: 07 May 2007 Posts: 44

Quote:

From: "Attorney Steven Sunny @ Law." <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: Concerning the identity of a certain "Lee M@ier"?
To: "dr. S1gmund Shl0mo Fr3ud" <[email protected]>

Hello Dr.
XXX Myers is my business associate and was surposed to be picked up by a diplomat there in Zurich. How is he doing and what is his present condition?
Regadrs,
Barr. 5teven.

and again

Quote:

Dear Sir,
XXX X My3rs is my business associate meanwhile he was in Zurich for a business appoinment. I dont know if he take drug or not but he is an American and he is residing in Norway. His telephone number in Norway is +XX72I812X7I1 [hint: not a Norway number - valachus] please contact his family.
Regards,
Barr. 5teven.

Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 3:57 am

make sure an email from the good doctor to the barrister makes mention of his 1nfant1le oral/anal desir3s

If you're going to use Fr3ud you may as well talk the talk.....

Not quite a Newb Joined: 07 May 2007 Posts: 44

I'm letting them simmer today as dr. Fr3ud is busy administering me electroshock and cold shower treatments in order to snap me out of my numb state.

However, come tomorrow, I'm gonna get well enough to be put out of the straightjacket and begin my long, difficult recovery. Dr. Fr3ud will be along all the time. I think he may count on my friend, the barrister, for help with recovering my lost memories. However no visits are allowed to me in Zurich, I was left with a traumatic experience and the sight of a black man could shock me back to madness.

Maybe I could decide to leave all my belongings to him via my last will and testament. After all, dr. Fr3ud might also get a little greedy and who knows, he could make sure that I don't survive the treatment.

PS: While I undergo shock treatment in Zurich, a Gh@n@ Army general has e-mailed me to say that

Quote:

Your name was found on the list of foreigners which has been a victim of fraud. Our aim is to safe you from Fraud Stars.

Sincerely yours,
General Th0m@s J3ffrey.

PS: ANYONE WILLING TO TALK TO THE LADS AS DR. FR3UD???

This could be tons of fun, the barrister has so far been more than generous with making intercontinental calls (the diplomat was much more versed though) and he's also a bit hysterical. Not to mention slightly stupid.

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