Scrooge McDuck's Security Photos and Videos

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Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 10:42 pm

Scrooge McDuck wrote:

So start posting everything you've ever wanted to see a mugu do in a video!

I'm just going to refer you to some photographs taken at CZW Death Match Tournament. I'm sure you can get some great ideas there.

http://www.indyasylum.com/albums/tod6/

I particularly like the barbed wire bed and the light tubes table.

http://www.indyasylum.com/albums/tod6/slides/DSCF8091.html
http://www.indyasylum.com/albums/tod6/slides/DSCF8142.html

Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 11:05 am

LMAO.......truly truly amazing. You are my new hero!

Evil Genius Joined: 02 Jan 2005 Posts: 715

The ninth video is in.

They got this message...

Quote:

Dear customer,

the Administrative Responsible Security Executive ( A.R.S.E.) had a great deal of difficulties with your video submission. The problem is that - as you know - you didn't follow the instructions precisely and whilst the A.R.S.E. did understand your sincere intentions and the problem was mostly caused by a formality he was hesitant to approve your submission. The Senior Security Executive (S.S.Ex.) does have the authority to make exceptions but the A.R.S.E. can only approve videos as perfect submissions and not make exceptions. However, the S.S.Ex is currently on a four-week-holiday and since the A.R.S.E understands the urgency of your transaction, he did the best he could with this decision so that you won't have to wait for the S.S.Ex. to return. Thus the A.R.S.E. made the following decision, which should let you receive the payment immediately and let him get around the problem.

Thank you for your cooperation,

...with this decision attached:

Result here:

(23.7 MB)

I've blurred out two girls that obviously don't want to have anything to do with the scamming idiots.

They sent this along with the video:

Quote:

Dear ,

I am writing to let you know that all these your procedures has gotten out of hands. Imagine, in the process of trying to satisfy your request (in order to make it flawless), the recipient chocked and almost fainted in this last procedure. We are not sure of doing any other video in any other case for your information. Treat us like humans that we are and temper justice with mercy.

Like you said, the motive of all these procedures is to know if we are terrorists or not. With the videos you have already, you should have known we are good people and not terrorists.

Please, I beg you in the name of God, release my money for me, its been long this money is in your custody. I do not want to spoil your name to the world because I believe you are there for our own good.

Acknowledge the receipt of these files and process as rapidly as possible: MVI_3216 and MVI_3217.

I am hoping you will get back to me by Friday. Please, Please don't fail.

Thanks.

Regarding the codec:
I've followed the instructions on this page
http://www.cscs.ch/~mvalle/mencoder/mencoder.html
for msmpeg4v2, which shouldn't require anything to be installed on Windows but some of you have had problems previously so I'll ask Kickstart to help out with this one as well.

Now it's time for the tenth video!

Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 6:44 pm

Well, absolutely, YEEEEHA!
it worked.

What would I like to see in video number 10?

A nice mural painted on that wall at the back of number 9 video.
Squashed tomatoes, and carrots.
Bigger fish and the woman sitting on the pineapple

Thanks

Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 9:04 pm

Another amazing video Scrooge. You really have that one lad jumping.

Very Happy

Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 9:38 pm

Haaaa... fffffff... splutter..... Shocked

The end of the video where jumping jack removes the two cucumbers from her mouth, she spits water and her eyes bulge had me collapsed on my desk with laughter.

But the guy she is sitting on has the same face throughout. I wonder if that changes when they watch this themselves? Laughing

Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2007 8:02 am

At what point are they going to be required to skol very HOT 'security' sauce? Twisted Evil

Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2007 11:57 am

Stop! Stop! I can't breathe. At least I did not have any coffee in my mouth. This is just great - maybe it is time for them to start building the super secure human pyramid.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 13 Jun 2007 Posts: 49

All I have to say is: WOW.

Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2007 4:37 pm

... but IMHO the 1st glas of milk ... he spilt it too careless. Tell him do do it again, pleeeeeaaaase Laughing

Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2007 5:27 pm

And those fishies were being waved around in the air, not flapped around like a bird's wings.

Evil Genius Joined: 02 Jan 2005 Posts: 715

They want to go on a safari:

Quote:

Dear ,

I dont know why you pretend not getting my emails. Please I want to inform you that if you dont get back to me with my payment tomorrow, forget about it, you can as well send it back and then I will talk about your company in the national papers. It is not a treat but a reality. And if I wait till tomorrow without getting my payment, I will be forced to come to your office there and I will not take it easy with you.

Before we let them, they have to submit video 10.

Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2007 8:44 pm

If you get video 10 out of them, and they go on safari as well. They must take the fish, cucumbers and fruit that are used. These should be clearly marked using a variety of colorful paints so that when thwey arrive at your office you will be able to compare them with the video as proof of identity. Can't have just anyone arriving and claiming the money.

Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2007 9:58 pm

They must duct-tape the fish to their arms (two on each, minimum) and come 'flying' through the office doors.

419Eater is my life Joined: 23 Apr 2007 Posts: 377

Video 10 should see the buckets round the right way obviously (everyone knows the red bucket should be on the other side) and bigger fish.

I really do think bigger fish are the main point that should be enforced in video 10, fish so big they could knock a man over if he was hit with them.

Then, have them hit a man with the big fish.

Do they not care about security or what? All those bystanders could be terrorists in disguise! Anyone featured in the video should at least fill out a form or be holding a fish or both or fill out a form while holding a fish.

Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 12:54 pm

I wonder if you could get them to film video 10 in a cyber cafe... now that'd be gold!

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 26 Aug 2006 Posts: 2

Could you get them to write "09 f9 11 02 9d 74 e3 5b d8 41 56 c5 63 56 88 c0" on their bodies?

Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 4:12 pm

Is there anywhere on the net that hasn't been spammed with the HD-DVD unlock key? MPAA is trying to keep up....but can't....with takedown orders.

Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 4:25 pm

I love the coughing at the end. Laughing

419Eater is my life Joined: 11 Jun 2005 Posts: 344

OMG Too hilarious! I bow to your greatness!

I think i wet myself a little during the vid (#3) when she's hoppng around the bases to the Benny Hill song. lmao! I know I nearly hyperventilated from laughing so hard *wiping tears*

and the one lad in beginning of #4 vid looked so pretty in that blue flower bra

Simply amazing work!

I heard some laughter in the background of vid # 6, towards the end, though. #6 needs to be redone cause this is serious business *heh*

edit to add - the diapers and carrots were great in next vid. I'm gonna die from laughter if I dont take a break before watching the rest, though

Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 1:26 am

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******** Coming To A Theater Near You Soon - The Dancing ********

Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 9:14 am

I didn't think it was possible, but they keep getting better.

Not even Rocky has had this many sequels!

Scrooge, how are you going to top this with Mugu X?

Evil Genius Joined: 02 Jan 2005 Posts: 715

We've now found out that this is a family-run scam. The ladette must be proud and happy when she sends her sons to the cafe and they get back with yet another set of requirements by 1TV5. This is what they sent after they got the "approval" (i.e. that the recipient can receive the money except that the fact that 1TV5 hasn't been communicating with the recipient directly will now require the most extreme video ever since the "barrister" must prove that his mum trusts him and that he too is serious about security).

Quote:

Dear Customer Care,

I still dont understand why you refused releasing this money to us. We have gone through all your reequirements and now you dont want to release this money to us.
Note that all the proceedures you have been sending through this email has always gotten to the receipient who is my mum, then why do you think the money will not get to her?
I am not happy over all this so I will want you to get back to me at once with the MTCN or you can also contact her at once through her email: xxx since that is the way you want it.
.

As far as the contents of that video are concerned, I'm hoping you come up with more ideas since it should indeed be the most extreme ever. A Skinner suggested that they wear pink panties and that's obviously necessary as proof of trust, furthermore slowfreddie is right that tomatoes are also necessary. After all, they do symbolize trust when squashed in the head. In addition to tomatoes, eggs are of course also a sign of trust - but what else? Huge fish?

Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 11:04 pm

Scrooge McDuck wrote:

...but what else? Huge fish?

How about some live crabs? Twisted Evil

Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2007 10:13 am

What about some very prickly fruit? Like pineapples held between the thighs? Or maybe some half lemon/orange pieces resting on the eyes?

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