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Angry
Master Baiter

Joined: 28 Jul 2006
Posts: 148

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Tue Jun 12, 2007 12:26 am |
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From Mrs. K4te H3nshaw:
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Good Morning Sgt.
Sir I understand your problem of not having Western Union at Camp Fallujah.
Sir. I advice that you should endevor to make time or take an excuse duty fromyour camp and go over to baghdad where there is western unionout-let and make the payment.
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Yeah, like I can just mosey off base and catch a cab to Baghdad. That's a swell idea. Come to think of it... maybe I should do it and "get shot" on the way. Could be interesting. |
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Da Mayor
419Eater is my life

Joined: 16 May 2007
Posts: 305
Location: Your mother's house

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Tue Jun 12, 2007 12:32 am |
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As soon as liberty call is sounded, go put on some civvies and head right over to the PX in Baghdad....sounds good to me . I smell a vicious slap coming on. |
_________________ I AM READY TO STARVE TO DEATH TO CRY TO GOD TO TAKE VENGEANCE FOR ME. - Ab0tt C0le
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- Ouagadougou, Burkina Faso to Bamako, Mali (427 miles)
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Spooky Tooth
Not quite a Newb

Joined: 22 Mar 2007
Posts: 58
Location: Behind you...

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Tue Jun 12, 2007 12:33 am |
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Gunnery Sgt. H@rtmann for an alter-ego.....that must lead to some funny slaps to the mugus.  |
_________________ I'm here to bait mugus and chew bubblegum, and i'm all outta bubblegum. |
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Les Noise
Elite Baiter

Joined: 06 Mar 2006
Posts: 1098
Location: Behind the fridge

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Tue Jun 12, 2007 12:49 am |
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go over to baghdad where there is western unionout-let and make the payment.
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FUCK YOU AND UR PAYMENT I GUSS YOU ARE A BIG FOOL
GO FUCK UR MAMA PUSSY SHIT
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Red
Baiting Guru

Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2543
Location: 6°27′11″N 3°23′45″E

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Tue Jun 12, 2007 1:23 am |
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put him in contact with your commanding officer, see if he can help him out  |
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B. A. Ware
*** BANNED ***

Joined: 14 Apr 2007
Posts: 1828
Location: I've fallen and I can't reach my beer.

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Tue Jun 12, 2007 1:35 am |
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^^^ huh, did someone call me,,,,,, |
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Red
Baiting Guru

Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2543
Location: 6°27′11″N 3°23′45″E

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Tue Jun 12, 2007 1:55 am |
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that's who i had in mind...
i know who i would use!
a safari to baghdad would surely be the greatest safari ever... |
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B. A. Ware
*** BANNED ***

Joined: 14 Apr 2007
Posts: 1828
Location: I've fallen and I can't reach my beer.

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Tue Jun 12, 2007 2:31 am |
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Sgt,
Grunts like myself hold you jarheads in very high regards. If there is any ground assistance you require, inform this command. I have put my unit on alert and we will be ready to deploy in 30 mikes. Presently maintaining radio silence outside of secured perimeter so request you respond "Papa Mike". Authenticate: MUGU
At the ready,
B. A. Ware
Col.
Laughing my ass off, but standing fast. |
Last edited by B. A. Ware on Tue Jun 12, 2007 6:35 am; edited 1 time in total |
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419h8r
Master Baiter

Joined: 16 May 2007
Posts: 100
Location: u.s. of a

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Tue Jun 12, 2007 2:43 am |
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go over to baghdad where there is western unionout-let and make the payment.
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LOL. That'll be a hoot:
Boom! Ratatat! No! don't shoot me! I'm only here to do business! |
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B. A. Ware
*** BANNED ***

Joined: 14 Apr 2007
Posts: 1828
Location: I've fallen and I can't reach my beer.

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Tue Jun 12, 2007 6:32 am |
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break in radio silence, disregard this transmission.
EDIT: That translates to "I fucked up my edit" sorry. |
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Jervis Tetch
Master of Master Baiters

Joined: 05 Feb 2007
Posts: 669
Location: Cape HATteras

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Tue Jun 12, 2007 9:50 am |
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Angry--
Your avatar is R. Lee Ermey, aka Colonel Leslie 'Hap' Hapablap.
Be sure to cut your Lad to ribbons like a Kleenex at a -low groan--snot party. |
_________________ What a FUCK, for doing this i will make sure by tomorrow i will be in Washington and send the FBI to pick you up where ever you are by all means just believe i must do this and use it as a prove that i am who i am. I give you just 1 hour to take my passport out from that page or eles when i get to Washington there will be no forgiveness just take my word. I will send all boxes and documents covering the boxes in your name to Washington and you will be asked so many question and if possible you will go to Jail with my power i PROMISE I MUST DO IT.
His Excellency Ambassador Dr. Kwame Bawuah-Edusei |
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Slightlyoutofit
Baiting Guru

Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 14309
Location: Foraging for Nuts.

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Tue Jun 12, 2007 10:07 am |
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Loads of WU agents to choose from in Iraq.
But who is to say how many of them haven't been bombed out in the last few months?
http://www.payment-solutions.com/agent.asp |
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God will see you true for all this you have done to me you bastard. - Collins Kalu
MAY THE HAND THAT TYPE ON KEYBORD BECOME STRICKEN AND TRANSMIT VIRUS TO YOU ENTIRE BODY. - Dr Linda Akeem
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windypops
Baiting Guru

Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X

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Tue Jun 12, 2007 10:42 am |
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Tell him, that by the time you bribed your way through all the check points, you had no money left when you finally arrived at the WU office. |
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