Mugu gives weakest apology ever

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Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 6:05 pm

My character is an old guy from somewhere where English is not widely spoken. He now lives in the US, but doesn't have a good command of the language. Mugus think he's an easy target. Anyways, I sent my lad to the online hell of security validation and he didn't spend much time on it, lazy bastard. Here's a part of our interchange on the matter:

Mugu

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Western union servcie is bad at this point, Please go take your money and send through account information we gave you!

Me

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Did you call nomber on web sight? At office they say to use it for help.

Man say sight just ask few queston and then you getting mony number.

Mugu (a bit bossy I'd say, if not down right insulting)

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I have told you! Go and take your money and stop asking me courious questions! After you get the money back then go pay through account we gave you period!

Me

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You watching tone Mr. You want mony for service yet act like aswhole.

I ask any danm quesion I want. Clear?

I axpect full appogly or I say fuck you. Clear?

I not goin to us wire when mony alredy sent with WU. Are you lazy bastard who canot even use web sight and phone nombers? Iodiot. Dont write back unles it is saying sory. Clear?

Mugu apology -- NOT!

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Sorry but under normal cercumstancies its your responsibility to comply with our instruction!

Not good enough by a long shot Mr. Mugu. Not by a long shot...

I'm going to let him stew for a couple of days now and then demand a much better apology. Something handwritten would be nice. He seems a bit volatile. Maybe some sig material coming. Very Happy

My favorite pets are those I can pass around to my other characters and torment....FOREVER. This guy is earning his spot in that elite group. Twisted Evil

Master Baiter Joined: 13 May 2007 Posts: 137

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Sorry but under normal cercumstancies its your responsibility to comply with our instruction!

O RLY?

I say slap him hard. Then kick him in the bawls.

Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 6:17 pm

Unfortunately, he is yet to ascertain these are not "normal cercumstancies". Twisted Evil

Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 6:26 pm

What a cheeky fella!! SLAP!

Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 6:36 pm

Ignore him, let him keep writing you or just slap him really hard. Let him know that you are the Almighty Master and he is your Submissive Mugu.

Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 9:00 pm

Slap him silly.... You will do nothing -- not even return his emails -- until you receive a handwritten apology that is scanned and sent to you via email.

If you are satisfied with his contrition, then -- and only then -- will you continue this transaction.

Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 9:28 pm

^^^

Yes. It will go like that. My character (and actually the real me) was pissed with his response.

In the meantime, if all goes well, Alan will have killed his real bank account in Spain. Twisted Evil

Then, I'll proceed to get another account and so on...

Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 11:46 pm

I'd ask him to severe his testicles, and send you the picture of the surgery. Mouthy Bastard!

Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 12:49 pm

What you axpect? You talk is mean. If you talk is mean he be mean too. Clear?

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