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Doc
Master Baiter

Joined: 16 Mar 2007
Posts: 235
Location: The lowest point on Earth

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Fri May 11, 2007 9:07 pm |
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Is there some sort of a system to share worthy lads with fellow baiters?
Because I got a couple that I'd love to share. Here's the who and why:
Lad 1: Dumbass. Arrogant. Aims too high. Really really lazy. And he responds to "tell me more" ASEMs. He dropped one of my characters over NurseNasty's WU forms, so I suspect he might've been baited before. I aggravated him a bit by making him redo some simple sign-and-date forms three times, and then bashing him to the barrister. That made him very very agitated and uncooperative, but he kept coming back for more for good two months. Most importantly, he owns a satellite phone, which means he's got some cash, and all his formats involve international travel, Chinese bank accounts, and otherwise indicate a good setup. Which, I assume, means they scammed a lot of victims.
Lad 2: Well, dumb as a dumbbell and ought to be just fun to play with. I just started with him, but I haven't spelled his name correctly a single time I emailed him. That doesn't offend him in the slightest. He goes by Jan-something, but I rarely address him as anything other than Jambalaya. On top of that, every one of my emails to him is full of outright bafoonery, Rodney Dangerfield jokes, and even straight up gibberish I create by mixing up unrelated sentences from assorted classical literature. That goes on for about 2-3 long paragraphs, which I suspect he reads from top to bottom, since he responds to clarify, and answers various questions within.
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_________________ "Go to school you stupid and foolish Anambra man who does not know his left hand and right hand. You are an armed rubber and a killer, too. You are a wanted person in Onitsha. Why did you ran away from Onitsha. Mind you, the Bakkassi people are looking for you. I know you very well, but You can only run but you cannot hide." -- Elvis Owema Kukuh
"and at such the security of the transaction is at risky!" -- ongoing affair
"Mr President (of Nigeria) said yesterday that He is not happy with you because he said
that you are encouraging crime in Nigeria by send money to the criminal." - Dr. Usman Bello, Nigerian Antifraud Commission, after Prof. Soludo chopped his dolla
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419weasel
Baiting Guru

Joined: 26 Jan 2006
Posts: 4205
Location: Somewhere in a hole. Waiting.

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Fri May 11, 2007 11:24 pm |
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Doc
Master Baiter

Joined: 16 Mar 2007
Posts: 235
Location: The lowest point on Earth

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Sat May 12, 2007 9:25 am |
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oh, I have been doing just that. I just don't mind sharing. It should put more pressure on the lads, too. |
_________________ "Go to school you stupid and foolish Anambra man who does not know his left hand and right hand. You are an armed rubber and a killer, too. You are a wanted person in Onitsha. Why did you ran away from Onitsha. Mind you, the Bakkassi people are looking for you. I know you very well, but You can only run but you cannot hide." -- Elvis Owema Kukuh
"and at such the security of the transaction is at risky!" -- ongoing affair
"Mr President (of Nigeria) said yesterday that He is not happy with you because he said
that you are encouraging crime in Nigeria by send money to the criminal." - Dr. Usman Bello, Nigerian Antifraud Commission, after Prof. Soludo chopped his dolla
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Jervis Tetch
Master of Master Baiters

Joined: 05 Feb 2007
Posts: 669
Location: Cape HATteras

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Sat May 12, 2007 12:40 pm |
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Doc^^
As is evident, there's plenty of idjits to 'go round' on both sides. |
_________________ What a FUCK, for doing this i will make sure by tomorrow i will be in Washington and send the FBI to pick you up where ever you are by all means just believe i must do this and use it as a prove that i am who i am. I give you just 1 hour to take my passport out from that page or eles when i get to Washington there will be no forgiveness just take my word. I will send all boxes and documents covering the boxes in your name to Washington and you will be asked so many question and if possible you will go to Jail with my power i PROMISE I MUST DO IT.
His Excellency Ambassador Dr. Kwame Bawuah-Edusei |
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rhinocoress
Master Baiter

Joined: 11 Apr 2007
Posts: 101

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Sun May 13, 2007 7:10 am |
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can you pm me the address to the second lad? that one cracks me up, I'm going to get to know jumbalaya real well
i really appreciate it |
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4X1X9
Baiting Guru

Joined: 17 Sep 2006
Posts: 5905

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Sun May 13, 2007 7:16 am |
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I think just sharing the dumb lads between ourselves lacks variation. We need to bait the more intelligent lads too as obviously they are going to be the more successful of the two groups when it comes to extracting money from real victims. |
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Doc
Master Baiter

Joined: 16 Mar 2007
Posts: 235
Location: The lowest point on Earth

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Sun May 13, 2007 5:26 pm |
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@rhinoceress
PM sent
@4x1x9
Very true. That's my first lad. He's pretty hard to bait. I would much rather go for lads that belong to international gangs, and are otherwise experienced, and more likely to get real victims, than someone like Shadrack. In fact, out of the 24 lads that I'm baiting now, about 20 write perfect English, have well-chopped passports and other such crap, and never flip my character's first and last names around. |
_________________ "Go to school you stupid and foolish Anambra man who does not know his left hand and right hand. You are an armed rubber and a killer, too. You are a wanted person in Onitsha. Why did you ran away from Onitsha. Mind you, the Bakkassi people are looking for you. I know you very well, but You can only run but you cannot hide." -- Elvis Owema Kukuh
"and at such the security of the transaction is at risky!" -- ongoing affair
"Mr President (of Nigeria) said yesterday that He is not happy with you because he said
that you are encouraging crime in Nigeria by send money to the criminal." - Dr. Usman Bello, Nigerian Antifraud Commission, after Prof. Soludo chopped his dolla
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Jervis Tetch
Master of Master Baiters

Joined: 05 Feb 2007
Posts: 669
Location: Cape HATteras

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Mon May 14, 2007 6:33 am |
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Hi Doc again^^
With Lad #1, yes it appears that he is a veteran rascal. [vet being to the lads anyone in it more than 2-3 months, I suppose]. Your lad obviously has an oga pulling the strings. If it gets any more legal, figure that the oga will be the barrister. Good op for YOU to set up a fake e-addy as 'the lawyer' as well.
With Lad #2, the newbie Lads seldom ever challenge any spelling/typing mistakes, as they are prone to them too....
Which affords you the opportunity to start contacting 'Jan' and calling him 'Jane'. See what happens then, and take it from there--there are many possibilities! Some even kinda kinky, but that's your own purlieu if you chase that angle. Just giving you the lowdown that you can direct the bait anywhere you wish it to go.
cheerz--jervis tetch / mad hatter |
_________________ What a FUCK, for doing this i will make sure by tomorrow i will be in Washington and send the FBI to pick you up where ever you are by all means just believe i must do this and use it as a prove that i am who i am. I give you just 1 hour to take my passport out from that page or eles when i get to Washington there will be no forgiveness just take my word. I will send all boxes and documents covering the boxes in your name to Washington and you will be asked so many question and if possible you will go to Jail with my power i PROMISE I MUST DO IT.
His Excellency Ambassador Dr. Kwame Bawuah-Edusei |
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