Interpol Nigeria - the Lad version

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Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 8:47 pm

I just love this guy. He has a brain like putty, and he is now freely using any word I implant in his vacant headspace. Laughing

I'd send him to WU - maybe Mars, but I think I can have a lot of fun before I even get close to that.

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Yes i know you has lost a lot of money and that is why i want to make sure the pustulent puck is nailed down at all cost.
Be -informed that, in situation like this no officer can accept bribe hence the order of arrest is from the AIG.

But the fact remains that you must sent some mobilization fee to get my officers well mobilised and confortable enough to get the punk carefully tortured and work towards getting him sign a statement admitting that he is a terrorist and that would be enough evidence to proscute him in England.

There is no problem about the evidence of his arrest and a signed confession by him.That i will sent to you immediately we get him arrested .Not withstanding, i shall still make provision so you can speak with him once we get him under our custody.

Further more,from the investigation reaching me,we discovered that he is a big time scammer (Isn't my bulls**t good enough for you then ?) so we want to insure all necessary informations is providing before nailing him down.
Meanwhile, we have already discovered his hidout and ever ready to get him arrested once you have comply to the procedure.

So Mr L***** G***** you need to understand my position.To enable my officers work to your instuctions you need to mobilise them.This is because we working for you.Be-informed that part of the mobilization is going to the AIG.Because he is the officer backing the arrest.

Sent what ever you have at hand as mobilization fee by tomorrow or next to enable my boys effect action by wenesday so before friday 19th April we shall get the puck arrested before the presidential Election taking place on 21st saturday April 2007. (errrr so the 20th is situated between Friday and Saturday then boys Shocked

- my confidence in the Interpol in Nigeria is waning fast)
Once we have succeeded in geting the puck arrested you can sent the substantial amount for the incarceration,statement and confession as well as as the police forms of statements you have obtained from the authorities in England.

Ensure to sent the Mobilization fee through western union transfer to make it faster with the name of my receipiant

I'm sticking to my guns. I want an arrest and a signed statement first from these stupid pucks. Laughing

Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 8:57 pm

Send the payment made payable to the scammer they are going to nail down.
they'll have to take him and the floorboards down to WU.

Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 9:15 pm

You devious bastage Laughing

I'll spin them out some more and if they won't budge I'll go for that.

I think they are after some party money for the Presidential elections - and I won't tell them there isn't a day between Friday and Saturday Laughing

as I don't want to educate them.

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