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coke1984
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 04 Oct 2004
Posts: 95
Location: Lagos, Nigeria
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Thu Apr 12, 2007 4:42 pm |
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| FOR THE HANDLING OF THIS CONSIGNMENT TRUNK BOX SHIPMENT DELIVERY FROM OUR WAREHOUSE AND AIRPORT HERE TO OUR FINAL DELIVERY DESTINATED DOORSTEP ADDRESS WITH A DIPLOMATIC AIRCRAFT BOEING 747 |
A Boeing 747, right here at my doorstep? No way man... Anyone else interested?  |
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mami
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 18 Feb 2007
Posts: 657
Location: Usman Bello's Ex
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Thu Apr 12, 2007 4:46 pm |
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It will surely add a splash of life into this peacefull upper-middle-class-green-suburb..  .
My pleasure. |
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Thu Apr 12, 2007 4:48 pm |
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Tell him as long as you get an upgrade to business class, you'll help him. |
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Grundig
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Feb 2005
Posts: 63
Location: Ministry USA
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Thu Apr 12, 2007 5:02 pm |
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you must have a large lawn.... |
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Thu Apr 12, 2007 7:05 pm |
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Are you John Travolta in disguise? |
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mami
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 18 Feb 2007
Posts: 657
Location: Usman Bello's Ex
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Thu Apr 12, 2007 8:09 pm |
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We have a standard small/regular fronyard but I'm sure all neighbors are willing to give up some of their green for...... a BOEING 747.. jackpot! |
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icrighthruU
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Joined: 08 Apr 2007
Posts: 358
Location: Over the river and through the woods
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Thu Apr 12, 2007 8:58 pm |
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Tell him you will gladly accept the partial via 747 however you have to get documents filled and filed from your zoneing board for it's arival into your neighbor hood. Also you have to pay to hire contraceted security to keep small children out of harms way, More Forms   |
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maynard_g_krebbs
Master Baiter
Joined: 04 Apr 2007
Posts: 140
Location: somewhere over a rainbow
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Thu Apr 12, 2007 9:30 pm |
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Don't forget to contact the city to assist through the noise ordinance problems!
Doorstep delivery from a 747? nice. |
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Grundig
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Feb 2005
Posts: 63
Location: Ministry USA
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Thu Apr 12, 2007 10:09 pm |
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Tell him it,s gotta be a AirBus A380 or the deal is off,,,,  |
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Thu Apr 12, 2007 11:29 pm |
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That must be expensive, delivering trunkboxes by 747. This could take the record for the dearest courier service yet!
I think they'd have trouble taking off again from here, and the telephone poles and streetlights would have to go. More street cred than a police car outside, though. |
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coke1984
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 04 Oct 2004
Posts: 95
Location: Lagos, Nigeria
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Sun Apr 15, 2007 6:38 pm |
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Ok, after he spent 2 hours answering bogus questions on v3r1fys3c, he finally got an MTCN. He could have been faster, at the first try he answered 39 questions, second time 87, 3rd time 26 = 152 in total, and 150 was the limit I set. What a pity. However, at the fourth try he managed to get through the list.
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Question #: 28
Question: Do you own an aircraft?
Answer: NO I DO NOT OWN AN AIRCRAFT |
NOW WTF HAPPENED WITH MY BOEING??? |
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