My new creation! PREACHA' FREDDY MCHART!

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Not quite a Newb Joined: 18 Jan 2007 Posts: 52

Well, I have found that. When it comes to getting people from a very fundementalist christian country to join an ancient Egyptian cult involving cat worship. They seem to be rather against the idea, or will back out at the last minute.

Soooo..my creation is "Preacha' Freddy McHart" a devout evangelical preacher who has a quote (real or fake) from the bible in each line of his e-mails. He constantly writes in capitals and demands the mugu repent or FACE THE FIERY FLAMES OF ETERNAL DAMNATION! or writes an entire paragraph about THE EVILS OF THE FOOLS WHO SAY WE BEEN MONKEYS! and such, this character of mine has a lot more depth than High Priest Whiz-Khaz and his cult of people named after cat food brands.

Basically, the initiation process is exactly the same ( 1. adopt a cat 2. build it a throne 3. bring offerings 4. ridiculous sign 'meaning' something in another language (I'll change Egyptian to Tongues) 5. Photograph the worlds luckiest -and most bemused- cat.)

but I'll change the descriptions a bit and keep quoting from the bible. LET US RAISE A GLASS MY BROTHAS, TO FREDDY!!

419Eater is my life Joined: 11 Jul 2004 Posts: 385

Make sure you promise them money for doing these tasks, that is most likely the only way you will get anything out of most lads.

M-m-max

Not quite a Newb Joined: 18 Jan 2007 Posts: 52

I do and I have the Preacher's first mugu caught hook line and sinker. I'm filling whole pages with unrelated bible quotes and damn him to FIERY DAMNATION every time he asks me for my phone number or details. Anything he asks me for I say is a work of Satan, and question his religous credentials (this guy's saying he's a reverend). This guys shaking in his boots and apologizing to me for doing absolutely fuck all, plus I'm having great fun bashing him to the ground with ridiculous bible quotes, for example:

AS GOD SAID IN GENESIS 3:4:5:6 "Mobile phones art the work of Satan" and he's actually falling for it XD

Oh god, this e-mail NEEDS to go into my sig:

From Jerisson G

Dear Frederick McHart in the Lord,
I PRAISE THE LORD! I can see that you are ready to help me now HALLELULIAH!HALLELULIAH!! HALLELULIAH!!! thank you I am not a friend to satan as you have said, I also thank God that you are not a friend to the satan. You will do me favour if you can contact the security company here before they can give you the contact of their branch office in Europe for further procidure of the transaction.

Yours with the Almighty God, Halleluliah
J. J. Garan

hahahahahaha, read it and thou shalt piss thineself.

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