HALLELUJAGOBBLE! Seamugu's tattoo, safari & arrest!

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419Eater is my life Joined: 21 Aug 2005 Posts: 380

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i coundn`t notice any riskyfree ship

Of course not. I bet there has never been a 100% risky free ship in that harbour.

Shit, I cant stop laughing. This letter is just too great.

Next time you send a lad to a harbour to shout "HALLELUJAGOBBLE" we got to get a boat to watch it, no matter what it costs.

And he needs to be slapped. Obviously he didnt shout loud enough.

Posted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 8:47 pm

Roycropper's lad wrote:

(which is a lie)

That would never be condoned by the church. I recommend another tattooo as paenance.

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kept calling pugwash number but no picking,

Another lie. No calls came into my line. Are you sure you gave him the right number?

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i walked out openly with my shirt off and as God just had it,within a short time i notice a ship like riskyfree including three white men with white Tshirt then

You should include a photograph of the good Captain for future reference for when I return to that neck of the woods.

I recommend this:

http://handmade.loriz.ca/b2-img/rogueaway.jpg

Posted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 11:02 pm

Just amazing! Very Happy

And the lad seems ready for some more!

Posted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 11:27 pm

I gave him your number, Homer, but with 009 before the +1, which I got from an international dialling site. Can anyone confirm this?

I'm sure the Freekowtski will be back in a couple of weeks, we will sort out the 'phone number and check with HJF for Cpt Pugwash's timetable. Perhaps there is a naval base we can send him to?

In the meantime, of course

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i committed my properties to some people that lend me some money for the whole expenses

Well, weve taught him how to beg, and we wont leave him there long enough to scam anyone, if he can still afford the cafe fees.

In the meantime HELL! I've got to cull something from my siggy, Austine has earned a place there. But what to pick?

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.immediately police arrested me due to the shouting?

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so much pain

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i coundn`t notice any riskyfree ship

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i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE

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not even a place to stay or money to get back to my city

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i started doing what u can not believe

Lastly, I love the irony of a 419 scammer saying this:

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i trusted you even when i dont know your face

Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2006 12:14 am

I have no words to describe how hard this made me laugh.

419Eater is my life Joined: 26 Apr 2006 Posts: 476

Those crazy lads!

its all been said before Roycropper, but brilliant work there!

Trophy Videos · Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2006 2:52 am

A great read! Nice work, Roycropper! LMFAO Laughing

Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2006 3:07 am

that is a truly funny story. I just wonder if it is true. I did notice that he was acting kind of shady in that phone call.

Has anybody searched for Nigerian news articles to see if a terrorist attack was mentioned?

419Eater is my life Joined: 25 Aug 2006 Posts: 403

Roy... We are not worthy... AMAZING!!!!

Master Baiter Joined: 29 Jun 2006 Posts: 219

Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2006 10:09 am

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i didn`t knew what came over me i walked out openly with my shirt off and as God just had it,within a short time i notice a ship like riskyfree including three white men with white Tshirt then i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me,i felt bad and still strong in mind.immediately police arrested me due to the shouting,

Damnit! I'm holding your lad personally responsible for giving me sore sides...

Laughing

Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2006 10:33 am

What can I say?

#priceless#

Master Baiter Joined: 21 Jul 2005 Posts: 137

Absolutely fantastic !

Next time try and make sure he's got a fake passport on him - then maybe the police won't let him go so easily !

419Eater Admin Joined: 30 Sep 2003 Posts: 7469

WONDERFUL

Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2006 11:23 am

Cheers all!

@ Keysersoze, I don't know whats been going on in Lagos, but apparently it all kicked off last Wednesday in Port Harcourt, so there would be extra security at port installations.

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The attack was repelled by government troops patrolling the region's waterways to protect oil vessels and facilities amid a rise in militant attacks in recent months.

http://www.sunnewsonline.com/webpages/news/national/2006/oct/06/national-06-10-2006-03.htm
Also, hes stood in a bucket, filled in a 10 page form and had a tattoo to get to the UK so far, so he would try & catch a free ride, its not like I'm promising cash via WU or anything.

Anyway, it seems a good excuse to send him to the hippo sanctuary in NW Ghana, where is located. The last lads who went there, ended up begging in Wa before they got home, Austine has had practice at that now.

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Dear Brother Austine,

My poor boy, what can I say. Noone was to know about the new security
measures, we have picked up trouble free at Lagos in the past.
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Either you can stay and wait for the MV Freek0wtski to come back to
West Africa, and try again in Lagos, or go to visit Father Jorgens in
Ghana, where he will look after you until then. He can take you to
Acrra and put you on the Riskyfree himself.

I know you have little money to get there, but you seem a resourceful lad.

Father Jorgens can be reached at [email protected].

Hallelujagobble!

Brother Roy

Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2006 11:37 am

Hahahahaha

This is one diamond lad. Hook, line and sinker.

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Dear father jorgen

I want to explain to you about how things really got so bad,it pains me that i didn`t travel with captain pug wash on Saturday although is nobody`s fault. honestly father when i came to the Lagos harbor i hardly see my way in,b/cos of strictness of the securities there.so when i decided to buy my way in,i meet one police man that understand me and also told me what happened @ the Lagos harbor few days ago b/4 then,he said that terrorist attacked and robbed people`s goods in the ship and he also advice me as am going inside the harbor i should always hide my self while doing what ever i intended,but that did`t make me lost my faith till i found my self been arrested by the police although as God just had it they later release me when they found no evidence to be against me,so later i was fustrately walking around the street of a city i don`t know anybody not even a place to stay or money to get back to my city.and after then none of the church member care to know why things really got so bad,father i felt so much pain and i ask my self over and over again am i not a true qualified member of the FUNDALIGION church,expecting to hear from you soonest.
HALLELUJAGOBBLE
Brother Austine

I must dig out those directions from the Hippo sanctuary website again... Twisted Evil

Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2006 2:54 pm

I've known a few people who have had tattoos done in a similar way. Razor blade and india ink will work well. The problem is that sometimes the bleeding will push the ink back out.
So you might have to send him back for a touch up after the scabs start to come off. Crying or Very sad

-mikey

Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2006 4:08 pm

Impressively hysterical read Laughing

Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2006 4:10 pm

To be honest, enough is enough. I think you're unbelievably cruel. What chance did the lad have? Poor sod.

If he'd been wearing bell-bottoms and dragging an anchor, it would have made all the difference.

Priceless, Roy. Priceless. Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Feb 2005 Posts: 2300

A classic bait for sure. Very Happy

Good luck on the safari!

Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2006 7:32 pm

Hey Roy. Nothing I can say has not been said before...lovely bait! The story is the best part. The way you tied in all of these modalities into one bait is truly inspiring. Keep it up PLEASE! clapping

Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 1:05 pm

He's going to come to Ghana, but is trying to tap me for money still, I guess old habits die hard.

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Dear Father Jorgen
I really appreciateed your concern over my problem,am ready to come to Ghana any moment jump_4_joy

but to be honest with you i can not boast of any thing called money,so i prefer you sending me little money to come over,besides i want complain bitterly how Brother Roy reply my last mail,he does not show any sign of brotherly trust,look forward to hear from you soon.
HALLELUJAGOBBLE
Austine

Father J0rgens has reassured him that he wont need money.

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One thing you won't need when you come here is money, Austine, we
exist entirely on the charity of the local community, in return for
the help we give them, even the time in the internet cafe where I now
am is donated free of charge. If I show the local people my tattoo,
and greet them with a 'Hallelujagobble!', they will always feed me and
help me. I'm sure that you will find the same when you arrive here. Wink

For that reason, I dont receive a stipend from the Church, I work for
God's reward and no other. I therefore have nothing to send you other
than love, in any event it is illegal to send money out of Ghana, and
I cannot break the law, as I am sure you would never do.

I gather it is not expensive to get here by public transport, see what
you can raise from your colleagues and friends in your town - they
should admire your acheivement - you have already shown so much
determination to join us, and become a true member, that I'm sure you will serve as an example to others.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 21 Feb 2006 Posts: 63

I would call that a Hat Trick.. but can't confirm the arrest Wink

But damn, that is one Mugu who is truly owned.

Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 1:39 pm

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I therefore have nothing to send you other than love

HAHAHAHAHA Fantastic!

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

I am in awe. Incredible work.

Oh, for the record, my vote for signature line is the following:

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i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me

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