My best death threat so far..

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Not quite a Newb Joined: 11 Apr 2005 Posts: 52

As polite as I am, I try my best to reply to every mail I receive. Even if someone wishes me less than well, I try my best to respond in kind.

John son Kuw me seems to think of me less than he once did. As he didn't reply to me for three weeks at a time, I discovered that he was (aghast!) a scammer and I told him.

Here is my reply from him when I sent a brief, ten paragraph letter telling him what I thought of scammers:

Quote:

Hello Big fool,

i got your f*cking mail but i have a little question i needed yes or no then i will tell you whom you are dealing with infact for your information do not forget you are playing with a black man of A frican so will only try you and know if you are a man to be.I will make you lose your life if you f*ck with me i will tell the kind of man iam.before this month runs off i will make you lose your facking life since you want to try your GOD have ever had of Africa power black man power i will send you a sign soon firstly Mr basterd i promise you that you will lose your life before the end of this month so lets start from there after that i will face your family you little bested.Only calling your name in the nid night JOHN that is the end of your day on earth look out and see things coming to you soon.Iwill let withness Afriac a little bit idoit.
BYE AND SAY HI TO YOUR SICK DONC MOTHER OVER THERE.

I WAIT YOU REPLY BASTED AND GO TO HELL AS WELL

I put in the two *s for google's sake.

There's more, especially after I told him not to call out my name at nid night if he was................................

Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2006 3:10 pm

Superb death threat!

I love death threats!

He wants you to reply....... Laughing

Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2006 3:32 pm

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BYE AND SAY HI TO YOUR SICK DONC MOTHER OVER THERE.

Sorry to hear your mums ill. Hope she gets better soon

Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2006 4:21 pm

You should add this guy's email address to mugu-mail. I bet the responses we would get would be priceless.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 11 Apr 2005 Posts: 52

Oh, I have replied to him, several times.

I could be wrong, but I don't think he liked my brief ten paragraphs about how I thought of scammers, and especially him who is too lazy to get
out of bed, even to (do bodily functions).

I posted the first post from my laptop at work which is tenuous at best, as I am sitting next to my workstation on a barstool in semi-dark while
pretending to be listening to two television stations and watching five satellite feeds.

Here's where the story left off....

Quote:

If you are going to call out my name at nid night, I hope you are not masturbating at the time. That would be real sick of you, but I expect
nothing else from a fool like you.

You do realize that you wrote to me twice in three months while you were scamming me and three times in the last two days to threaten to kill
me. Why didn't you put in that much effort to scam me? You would have had my money but you waited so long it gave me enough time to find out you were scamming me. Does this mean anything to you?

Ever the orator, he knows what button to press! Or does he?

Quote:

Hi
you fool white cow listen very well i couldv'e reply to your mail yesterday but i most tell you the truth iam out for i will use you as an a singn to other white man over there.For you information i have travilled to my village a day before yesterday to submit your name to the witchcraft
association in my town.Iwill make to vommit pins from that your mout so that you will lean how to talk to man next tim.infact your man is in the
witchcraft pot for actions so you want for me reply me white cow

johnson

White Cow? Oh, we are going to play the Race Card? I don't think so.

Quote:

Dear Scamming scum fool,

What makes you believe that I am a white man? Did I ever tell you what race I was? Do you believe every American is white? Or is that what
you've been told you stupid a$$hole fool? I know you believe that every American has over a trillion dollars in their bank account and should all
send you a million dollars just because you are too lazy to get off your fat ass and make a difference.

You are too lazy to report me to any witch doctor, that would require work and you have never worked for a minute, except to drag your fat lazy
ass out of bed.

Use me as an example, you little pr1ck. I have a job, I have made a difference in my community and I have nothing to be ashamed about. Look at how you fire off silly death threats to me, what a waste of your time. You pretend to be a bank manager, where does this get you? What did you scam last year, a couple of hundred dollars? This makes you important?

Think about how much work you have put into replying to me, and think about how much work you put into scamming me? Think about how much money you got out of me as a result. What are you going to do, wait until I believe your death threats and then ask me for money? I am waiting for that one, how much money do you want to call off your death threats??? PLEASE DONT KILL ME, MR. SCAMMER!!! Hahahahahahahahaha

Tell me what you are going to do next, cause my d1ck to fall off?? I can hardly wait for your next dumb ass reply. Every time you reply you just
confirm what I already know, you are a stupid little man who only thinks he is great. Assholes like you are all over the place.

In case you are wondering, I am an American Black man who works for a living and doesn't take drugs or doesn't f*ck with cheap HIV hookers.

People like you are what has made it so hard for the Black man to make it in this world.

Kill me now, little boyman.

What's it going to be, die in six months, vommit pins from my mout? Surely he doesn't have a sharper knife in his drawer...

Quote:

Hey fool,

Reply this mail and say sorry or i will change my mind and send fire in your house without wasting time i will show you black man power.We herein Africa we do not beleived in gun we beleived in powers so i will show you a little bit of mine.

johnson

I didn't reply yesterday, kinda sick after work and went to bed early. I had posted his email addy in mugumail a few days ago, if you missed it, you can contact him at: "JOHN SON KUW ME" <john son_kuw me01 @ ya hoo.com> (remove the spaces as I don't want google to find him, not that I think he knows about google...)

Without knowing what he is scamming today, I ASEMd him from an account I hadn't used on him yet, and now he wants my c.v (he needs to explain what that is) in order to get the consignment. I guess he has moved up the ladder a rung. He was into plane crash NOK (Thompson, Schwimmer, Brumley).

He's worth an ASEM if you need a laugher, and obviously he doesn't like being called a boyman or pointed out that he (does bodily functions) in bed!

If there is interest, I will post my original brief ten paragraph letter... Smile

(Guess I have to change my signature soon!!)

Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2006 5:21 pm

Quote:

i will make you lose your facking life

So he's going to somehow kill your fake persona? Good luck to him. After all, he is a black man from Africa.

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 02 Jan 2006 Posts: 19

Great work, you realy fvck'ed him off. White cow, that's clasic.

It really perturbs tho how quickly people turn to there race somehow beliving it justifies there actions. Fvck him, he's a true asshole.

Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2006 8:16 pm

I emailed him this afternoon and got a reply in half an hour! He sent me the same message three times Very Happy

Quote:

Hello, I hope you are well. I received your email address from a
friend. He said you had an interesting proposal but he was unable to
go through with it. I would like to hear more, but first I must ask
you a question that I ask all my business associates. Do you shit in
bed? I am unable to do business with men who shit in bed.

Many thanks,
Your Friend

Greg

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Hello Mr fool,

i read your massge but i think you should go ahand and tell your mother the same thing too so that you can have more understanding as a man have a bad day as you can see i do not have much time to wast with a fraustrated white goat like you and that of your friend tell your sick mother to teach you how to talk to someone you don't know before ok fooooooooooooooooooool of 40. ans suck your mother puse do that today wooooooooo to you fuck off

from

johnson

Not quite a Newb Joined: 11 Apr 2005 Posts: 52

samses wrote:

I emailed him this afternoon and got a reply in half an hour!

Good job, samses! I'm sure he is wondering who is the vic and who is the baiter. I am baiting him so straight in another account...

Mr. Neu ral sent him a message yesterday saying words to the effect that, "American Black man know voodoo" and attached a rather large photo of a voodoo princess (snakes for hair, lightning bolt breast cones...) and he didn't reply. So today I sent him a rather large photo of a southbound portion of a northbound baboon. I usually get a response to Mrs. Baboon....

I hope he feels the love from all of this newfound attention. Maybe it's worth his time getting out of bed!

Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 5:30 am

I'm back from oblivion (the world outside scambaiting...the free time was nice Razz

) and sent him this classic:

YOU FUCKING BAG OF SHIT, I COUSE YOU FOR YOU FRAUD, AND YOU
SCAMMER WILL NOT GET MONEY FROM MAGA. WHY YOU PLAY AT
GUYMAN, YOU SMALL BOY? YOU TOY WESTERN UNION RECEPT NOT
GET YOU REAL MONEY, ONLY PLASTIC TOY. YOUR MAMA'S ASS GET
YOUR HOT LICKS AND RHETICOR, YOU COCKSUCKER, YOU FUCK YOUR
MAMA. FUCK YOU AND YOUR MONKEY FAMILY, SINCE YOU FCUK
MONKEY AND SMALL GOAT.

I USE SECRET VOODOO TO MAKE SURE YOU CAN'T SEND MY COURSE
BACK TO SENDER, AND YOU FUKER YOU WILL BE DEAD BY THE 31ST
OCTOBER (ALL HOLLOWS EVE) AND THE DEAMON SPEARITS WILL MAKE
SURE YOU ARE DEAD. DO NOT TRY TO CURSE ME BACK BECAUSE I
AM PROTECTED BY VOODOO, FOR I SACRIFICE GOAT TO SECRET
SPIRITS AND YOU DON'T KNOW THEM. YOU MAGA WILL COME TO ME
AND I WILL GET THEIR MONEYGRAM, AND I WILL OWN YOUR FAMILY
AND MY CHILDREN WILL OWN YOUR CHILDREN TO THE TENTH
GENERATION. YOU AND YOUR MUGU SCAM BROTHERS JOBS WILL GO
BAD AND YOUR MAGA WILL DIE SO YOU WILL NOT GET MONEY. YOU
FUCK YOU, AND YOUR MAMA TOO, AND YOUR GOATFUCKER PAPA. IN
FACT YOU ARE HALF GOAT BECAUSE YOUR PAPA FUCK GOAT, AND
YOUR MAMA IS ASHAWO FOR 5 NAIRA

Fake edit: Damnit, I just realized he won't die for nine months. Oh well.

Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 9:37 pm

I have just offered him a most lucrative contract copying by hand, "The Satanic Bible." Watch this space

You just wouldn't believe how much money my company has available...

In fact due to the coal shortage, we burn wads of �50 notes to keep us warm

Not quite a Newb Joined: 11 Apr 2005 Posts: 52

fengibbon wrote:

In fact due to the coal shortage, we burn wads of �50 notes to keep us warm

Is this a case of it costing too much to ship coal to Newcastle?

Best of luck in transcribing The Satanic Bible. He stopped writing to me, he doesn't like me anymore...

Better go drop him a line to tell him I still like him!!

Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 10:17 pm

Aye just wasn't worth it, and all that dust. Sheesh!

The red ink burns with such a bright flame...............

looks like a while since he was around, so maybe the email account is now dead.......

Not quite a Newb Joined: 07 Mar 2005 Posts: 49

Ive posted him alittle email to see if hes still awake...... be a shame to waste such a biter

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