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Welcome to yet another episode fresh from the Urgreens Academy. Enjoy!
KELVIN KLUTZ - IN NEED OF PHOTOGRAPHER!
The Good Guys (in order of appearance)
The Scottish Photographer ............. Diane Toorun
The Photographers Agent .............. Eileen Dover
The Bad Guys (in order of appearance)
The Klutzy Scammer ....................... Kelvin Adelart
The Dozy Dutchman ....................... Roberts Jorgens
Special Thanks
To eater member carvjo for dropping this little ditty into the surplus forum, and to Jaywalker for his logistics support.
One has to say thanks to the georgeous Monica Bellucci also, for the loan of her pictures for this bait 
Narrator
Eatyo Urgreens
Baiting fake cheque Lads is something I have tried before, but I crashed and burned quickly, not really knowing how these guys operate. Once this little Lad dropped into my sights I decided the time was right to try again. I was determined to get my prize...
The bait is played pretty straight, so those people reading for belly-laughs won't find it here. Baiters should note that even the most straight-forward of baits can turn into something quite different by watching for signs from your Lad, and poking him in the right place.
| The Klutzy Scammer wrote: |
IP Address: 81.199.84.130 (Lagos, Nigeria)
Date: Sat, 19 Feb 2005 09:08:47 -0800 (PST)
From: "Kelvin Adelart" <[email protected]>
Reply-To: "Kelvin Adelart" <[email protected]>
To: (n/a)
Subject: PHOTOGRAPHER NEEDED URGENTLY...
Hi,
My name is Kelvin Adelart.I am planning to have my wedding ceremony on
March 20, 2005 at York Hall, Bethnal Green, London, England E1 4UN
(Directions Nearest Tube station, Bethnal Green) . I am looking for a
good photographer who will come and do the snap shots on the D-day.
I came accross your listing on the net and decided to contact you. I
want to know your charges for the following required services if you are
to work for between 6 and 8 Hours on that day.
We want about 100 copies of different photos in both black and white and
coloured and in Two main sizes and dimensions which is required for my
personal use at home
1)16" x 12" (405 x 305mm) approx. including post and packaging
2)12" x 10" (305 x 204mm) approx. including post and packaging
3) I want just one Panoramic images size 18" x 6.5" (457mm x165mm) 30
10x8 prints in album.coloured Snapped in the church and at the
reception.I want is for me and my wife, Our parents, the officiating
ministers and our guests.
I will be requiring your service for atleast 6 Hours at both occasions
(church and at the reception). The church is St Mathias Church, Bethnal
Green, London. If you are out of london, I will pay the transportation
charges to and from the party venue so I want you to indicate in your
email if you are out of london and state what it will cost you to get
transport to england so that we both can work it out and also the total
amount you will receive for the whole services at the occasion.
We will have the photographs snapped at the wedding forwarded to the
Publisher of a Magazine Company in U.K so they could feature it in their
celebrity journal so due to this, I want the picture neat and nice.
However,I will be making the payment by means of a Cheque.Let me have
your full Names,Address,Phone Number, where the Cheque will be mailed to
for the payment.Moreso, should you be out of state, the Hotel
accomodation will be provided for by me. Waiting to read from you soon
as regards this.
Thanks and have nice day.
Regards.
Kelvin Adelart |
Enter the photographer, a delightful Scottish lass Diane Toorun. She is very interested in this client as there is a great deal of photo's needed. Ka-Ching!
| The Scottish Photographer wrote: |
IP Address: (n/a)
Date: Sun, 20 Feb 2005 23:43:21 +0000
From: "Diane Toorun" <diane_toorun@--->
To: "Kelvin Adelart" <[email protected]>
Subject Re: PHOTOGRAPHER NEEDED URGENTLY...
Hi Kelvin,
Thanks for stopping by. My schedule is a little tight, but I may be
able to pop down to London to do this job for you. I live in Scotland
so I need to make sure you are actually going to pay enough for this
very long journey to be worthwhile. I can certainly accept a cheque,
which would have to go to my agent in Preston. I'll let you have the
name and address once we have agreed on the amount.
Diane Toorun |
Kelvin appears to be a man of many words  and has just one thing to say...
| The Klutzy Scammer wrote: |
IP Address: 81.199.84.130 (Lagos, Nigeria)
Date: Mon, 21 Feb 2005 16:19:35 +0800
From: "Kelvin Adelart" <[email protected]>
To: "Diane Toorun" <diane_toorun@--->
Subject: Re: PHOTOGRAPHER NEEDED URGENTLY...
Let me know your price ok.
Thanks. |
Gee, thanks Kelvin. Nice to meet you too!
Time to make up some gibberish and to make a complete hash of it. Wonder if he will notice the mistakes?
| The Scottish Photographer wrote: |
IP Address: (n/a)
Date: Mon, 21 Feb 2005 10:17:23 +0000
From: "Diane Toorun" <diane_toorun@--->
To: "Kelvin Adelart" <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: PHOTOGRAPHER NEEDED URGENTLY...
Hi Kelvin,
Thanks for getting back to me so quickly, I wish all my clients were as
prompt.
Here's a quote for you, let me know if this is acceptable. There's a lot
of photo's here so this is going to be expensive. Also, I don't have a
panoramic camera as it was stolen last month so I'll have to hire one
for 2 days. Naturally if you need to make any adjustments or haggle a
bit I'll be only too pleased to listen.
===================================================
Studio 6, Photographic Services Quotation [#01-876 - Diane Toorun]
------------------------------------------------------------------
1) Expenses
-----------
Train (1st Class) Inverness to London, return. �311.00
Hotel �200.00
Photograpy daily rate �350.00
Panoramic Camera Hire � 175.00
= �1036.00
2) Prints
--------
16x12 (colour) @ 6.50 ea (x100) �65.00
16x12 (b&w) @ 8.50 ea (x100) �85.00
12x10 (colour) @ 4.50 ea (x100) �45.00
12x10 (b&w) @ 6.50 ea (x100) �65.00
18x6.5 (panoramic) (x1) �42.00
10x8 (color) 30 selected in display album (x1) �75.00
= �2086.00
3) Grand Total = �3122.00
Cheques payable to: Eileen Dover
Address: Eileen Dover, ****** *, **** *****, *** *********, Preston,
Lancashire, PR1 ***, UNITED KINGDOM
For our records please inform us by email how the cheque is being
delivered (FedEx/DHL/AirMail) and from which country the cheque is being
delivered from.
If you require a written receipt please include a return address,
otherwise an electronic receipt will be issued via email.
Please include this email along with the cheque so that our photographer
[#01-876 - Diane Toorun] can be credited upon receipt.
===================================================
Diane Toorun |
Kelvin wants to haggle a bit, but does not question the obvious mathematical errors
| The Klutzy Scammer wrote: |
IP Address: 81.199.84.130 (Lagos, Nigeria)
Date: Tue, 22 Feb 2005 00:36:35 +0800
From: "Kelvin Adelart" <[email protected]>
To: "Diane Toorun" <diane_toorun@--->
Subject: Get back to me...
Dear Diane Toorun,
Thanks very much for the mail. I really appreciate your responses as well so I know we are going to be good in doing business.
Please Diane, if there is any way you can cut the money a bit so that it can be affordable for me and also for me to get the payment to you soonest please do. I want you to know that the payment will be delivered to you by DHL courier service and I will get back to yu any other details you required for your record.
I am ok with the whole arrangemnet so please do get back to me if there is anything you need to know in order for me to be rest assured that you will do the work for me.
When I hear back from you, I will let you knowm when the payment will get to you.
Regards. |
Well okay then Kelvin, just because Diane is in a good mood she will cut the money a bit 
Whilst she's about it she will give the scammer a bit of a slap by pointing out the mistakes.
| The Klutzy Scammer wrote: |
IP Address: (n/a)
Date: Mon, 21 Feb 2005 17:47:43 +0000
From: "Diane Toorun" <diane_toorun@--->
To: "Kelvin Adelart" <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: Get back to me...
Hi Kelvin,
I do like a man who knows how to conduct business, and thanks for
returning my mail so quickly... Ok, I've spoken to Eileen and she has
sacked the office girl who puts the quotes together as she made a
complete mess of the last one. Sorry I never noticed it, I just copy and
paste. I've checked the new one, and I think you will find it to be
correct, and because of our initial mistake Eileen has discounted the
prices as a way of appologizing.
Let me know if this is acceptable.
===================================================
Studio 6, Photographic Services Quotation [#01-876 - Diane Toorun]
------------------------------------------------------------------
1) Expenses
-----------
Train (1st Class) Inverness to London, return. �311.00
Hotel �200.00
Photograpy daily rate �350.00
Panoramic Camera Hire � 175.00
= �1036.00
2) Prints
--------
16x12 (colour) @ .55 ea (x100) �55.00
16x12 (b&w) @ .75 ea (x100) �75.00
12x10 (colour) @ .35 ea (x100) �35.00
12x10 (b&w) @ .55 ea (x100) �55.00
18x6.5 (panoramic) (x1) �35.00
10x8 (color) 30 selected in display album (x1) �55.00
= �310.00
3) Grand Total = �1346.00
Cheques payable to: Eileen Dover
Address: Eileen Dover, ****** *, **** *****, *** *********, Preston,
Lancashire, PR1 ***, UNITED KINGDOM
For our records please inform us by email how the cheque is being
delivered (FedEx/DHL/AirMail) and from which country the cheque is being
delivered from.
If you require a written receipt please include a return address,
otherwise an electronic receipt will be issued via email.
Please include this email along with the cheque so that our photographer
[#01-876 - Diane Toorun] can be credited upon receipt.
===================================================
I'm sure you will agree that the new price is a hefty amount less than
the first one, sorry if it scared you.
Regards
Diane Toorun |
Kelvin seems to like the new price, and even throws Eileen a greeting.
| The Klutzy Scammer wrote: |
IP Address: 81.199.84.130 (Lagos, Nigeria)
Date: Tue, 22 Feb 2005 03:44:10 +0800
From: "Kelvin Adelart" <[email protected]>
To: "Diane Toorun" <diane_toorun@--->
Subject: Re: Get back to me...
Dear Diane,
I am so happy to read back from you so quickly. I am ok with the price. I will see how to get the payment out to you as soon as I can and let you have the tracking number for the payment ok.
Thanks and my greeting to Eileen,
Regards. |
Diane responds with a quick and polite reply.
| The Scottish Photographer wrote: |
IP Address: (n/a)
Date: Tue, 22 Feb 2005 09:55:15 +0000
From: "Diane Toorun" <diane_toorun@--->
To: "Kelvin Adelart" <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: Get back to me...
Ok Kelvin,
Excellent. Looking forward to receiving your mail.
Diane. |
Kelvin seems a bit standoffish and he is probably treading water whilst he arranges the cheque with his contacts.
| The Klutzy Scammer wrote: |
IP Address: 81.199.84.130 (Lagos, Nigeria)
Date: Wed, 23 Feb 2005 03:06:19 +0800
From: "Kelvin Adelart" <[email protected]>
To: "Diane Toorun" <diane_toorun@--->
Subject: Re: PHOTOGRAPHER NEEDED URGENTLY...
please I need your phone number in order to give you a call ok.
Thanks. |
Fortunately, Diane has a rather expensive telephone number and supplys details quickly.
| The Scottish Photographer wrote: |
IP Address: (n/a)
Date: Tue, 22 Feb 2005 20:00:50 +0000
From: "Diane Toorun" <diane_toorun@--->
To: "Kelvin Adelart" <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: PHOTOGRAPHER NEEDED URGENTLY...
Hi Kelvin,
You can usually reach me on +44 70* *** **** in the evenings on the Farm
that I live at.
Diane |
The phonecall did not come, even though Diane has been quite vigilant in her waiting. It is decidedly quiet so time to poke a mugu 
| The Scottish Photographer wrote: |
IP Address: (n/a)
Date: Thu, 24 Feb 2005 07:56:22 +0000
From: "Diane Toorun" <diane_toorun@--->
To: "Kelvin Adelart" <[email protected]>
Subject: Fwd: Re: PHOTOGRAPHER NEEDED URGENTLY...
Hi Kelvin,
I'm still waiting for your phone call (+44 70* *** **** or 070* *** ****
from inside the UK ) I will be available again this evening, but I am
going be on various jobs during Friday, Saturday and Sunday. If you
can't phone tonight (anytime after 8pm GMT will be fine) then it will
have to be Monday night.
Cheerio
Diane |
As usual a good poke usually wakes up a lazy Lad, and in he comes with a plausible exuse for not getting in touch.
Maybe he has no intention of calling, just wanted to see if I was willing. Time will tell.
| The Klutzy Scammer wrote: |
IP Address: 81.199.84.130 (Lagos, Nigeria)
Date: Thu, 24 Feb 2005 21:43:30 +0800
From: "Kelvin Adelart" <[email protected]>
To: "Diane Toorun" <diane_toorun@--->
Subject: Thanks for the mail...
Dear Daine,
I am very sorry not to have called you by now. I have been very busy even too busy to anser calls sometimes. I am so sorry. As you know the day is very near and I am right now not in the UK, I travelled to inform some of my relatives in Spain about the wedding.I only have access to internet because calls could be expensive from here so I will make sure I give you a call immediately I return.
I am sorry and please do not worry because your payment will be delivered to you soonest so that you can know that this is for real and I want to make sure I take care of the photographic aspect of the arrangement.
Thanks for the mail and how are you and your family today? hope fine.
I will contact you as soon as I return and also to provide the tracking number for the payment delivery.
Thanks. |
Diane takes that as a polite I'm working on it, sod off.
Not wanting to loose this little fish, we all sit back and wait a while.
On the 28th it is decided to have another poke to see if this mugu is still alive.
| The Scottish Photographer wrote: |
IP Address: (n/a)
Date: Mon, 28 Feb 2005 10:46:23 +0000
From: "Diane Toorun" <diane_toorun@--->
To: "Kelvin Adelart" <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: Thanks for the mail...
Hi Kelvin,
Thanks for letting me know what was happening. I hope everything has
gone well with your relatives in Spain, and that your wedding
preparations are going according to plan. As it has been a few days I
thought I would touch base with you to let you know that I have returned
from my jobs and will available on the phone all this week after 8pm UK
time should you wish to call.
Cheers for asking about me and my family, we are all fine thank you.
It's quite cold up here in Scotland, but we are coping quite well.
Regards
Diane Toorun |
Nothing is heard for some time and it is possible that our little lamb is lost.
Time to poke a bit harder on March 3rd.
| The Scottish Photographer wrote: |
IP Address: (n/a)
Date: Thu, 03 Mar 2005 17:09:21 +0000
From: "Diane Toorun" <diane_toorun@--->
To: "Kelvin Adelart" <[email protected]>
Subject: Fwd: Re: Thanks for the mail...
Hi Kelvin,
It's been quite a while since we spoke. My agent, Eileen, has been
asking whether the cheque has been sent yet. I realize that you must be
quite busy but Eileen will need to start writing out my calendar for the
period of March 18, 19 & 20 quite soon.
If I don't get a firm booking from you by Friday 11th March 2005 I'll
have to confirm with another customer in Newcastle for that weekend.=20
Sorry to push you Kelvin, but time is money and I can't hang around
waiting.
I hope to hear from you soon. Call me if you can Kelvin, after 8pm +44
70* *** ****. Let me know what's happening, ok.
Diane Toorun |
At long last Diane get's a response from the scammer, which is quite a relief.
| The Klutzy Scammer wrote: |
IP Address: 81.199.84.130 (Lagos, Nigeria)
Date: Fri, 04 Mar 2005 04:01:58 +0800
From: "Kelvin Adelart" <[email protected]>
To: "Diane Toorun" <diane_toorun@--->
Subject: Thanks for the mail...
Hi,
I am very sorry for not getting back to you for sometimes now. I really
appreciate the fact that you understand my situation. The payment has been
sent and it will get to you by DHL so that you can actually track and sign
for it when it is delivered. I want you to please give me a little time and I
will get back to you with the tracking number for the payment.
Thanks and have anice day.
Regards. |
At this point Diane is very happy to hear that payment has been sent, she is looking forward to getting the cheque. Diane sends back a polite thank you.
| The Scottish Photographer wrote: |
IP Address: (n/a)
Date: Fri, 04 Mar 2005 09:45:27 +0000
From: "Diane Toorun" <diane_toorun@--->
To: "Kelvin Adelart" <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: Thanks for the mail...
Hi Kelvin,
Thanks for the update. I've told Eileen the cheque is on its way and
she will confirm the job as soon as it arrives. Looking forward to
meeting you and your family on the 20th.
Regards
Diane Toorun |
Four days later and it's pretty obvious something is not quite going according to plan.
Diane sends out another poke to find out what's happening with the payment.
| The Scottish Photographer wrote: |
IP Address: (n/a)
Date: Tue, 08 Mar 2005 17:05:54 +0000
From: "Diane Toorun" <diane_toorun@--->
To: "Kelvin Adelart" <[email protected]>
Subject: Fwd: Re: Thanks for the mail...
Hi Kelvin,
How are the preparations coming. You and your bride to be must be
getting very excited about now.
My agent, Eileen Dover, has asked me to chase up the cheque, which has
still not arrived. Do you have the tracking number from DHL. As I have
said previously Kelvin, the very last day to be able to confirm this job
is Friday 11th. If the cheque is not here, or we have no firm delivery
date Eileen will allocate my services to another customer.
Please let me know what what is happening so I can keep my boss happy.
Regards
Diane Toorun |
The following day, the lazy Lad returns making some sort of excuse.
Then he makes the play (finally) to be able to send me more money than is required for my 'services'.
| The Klutzy Scammer wrote: |
IP Address: 81.199.84.130 (Lagos, Nigeria)
Date: Wed, 09 Mar 2005 11:11:49 +0800
From: "Kelvin Adelart" <[email protected]>
To: "Diane Toorun" <diane_toorun@--->
Subject: Wedding Payment Option...
Dear Diane,
Thanks very much for the update. I tried getting the payment to you but it
is proving difficult a bit due to the level of my preparation for the
wedding. I asked my Associate who is supposed to send some money to me for
the wedding to prepare the payment to you directly since I am not yet around
and the date you set is almost here.
He made it known to me that the payment that will get to you will be in the
amount of �5,000 which he wants to use in settling the photographer and the
Dutch Musician coming to play at the Event which is also asking for up front
payment as you are right now.
You will deduct your payment �3,122 and send the balance of �1,878 through
WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER to the Musician whose information I will forward
to you when you receive the payment.
I am assuring you that you should have the payment by friday or atleast let
you have the tracking for the payment.
Thanks as I expect your mail as soon as possible.
Regards. |
Kelvin doesn't know his arse from his elbow at this point and makes a big error. He states he is sending payment of �3,122.00 for Diane, which was the incorrect figure from the first quotation she sent out. The figure should have been �1,346.00 as per the second amended quotation. Never mind, Diane can use the extra commission for a girls night out or some nice purfume
| The Scottish Photographer wrote: |
IP Address: (n/a)
Date: Wed, 09 Mar 2005 10:28:35 +0000
From: "Diane Toorun" <diane_toorun@--->
To: "Kelvin Adelart" <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: Wedding Payment Option...
Hi Kelvin,
Many thanks for your quick reply. I'm sorry that you are having
problems, I know how hectic it can be with so many things to do to make
everything perfect for the big day. I've had a word with Eileen, and
though she said it was an unusual request, she will have the additional
funds transfered to the musician on your behalf no problem. Eileen has
said that the funds will clear in 2 to 3 working days after she presents
the cheque to the bank, once cleared she will have the finance
controller transfer the funds for you.
I am getting quite exited about your wedding too Kelvin, it sounds like
you are sparing no expense to make it a day to remember and cherish for
the rest of your life. Tell me, where are you going on your honeymoon?
I'll bet you have a special suprise foe your wife-to-be.
Keep in touch.
Regards,
Diane Toorun |
Kelvin pops back in the following day with a polite note. Maybe to keep me interested.
| The Klutzy Scammer wrote: |
IP Address: 81.199.84.130 (Lagos, Nigeria)
Subject: Re: Wedding Payment Option...
From: "Kelvin Adelart" <[email protected]>
To: "Diane Toorun" <diane_toorun@--->
Date: Thu, 10 Mar 2005 02:59:26 +0800
Dear Daine,
Thanks very much for the mail. I will get back to you with the tracking
number of the package containing the payment as soon as I have it from my
associate.
Thanks for the compliments, I am only trying to make things easy for myself.
Thanks very much and I hope we will develop a good business relationship in
the near future.
Talk to you later. |
Once again we need to poke our mugu. Time is running out for Kelvin as his 'wedding' is next week.
| The Scottish Photographer wrote: |
IP Address: (n/a)
Date: Fri, 11 Mar 2005 20:57:43 +0000
From: "Diane Toorun" <diane_toorun@--->
To: "Kelvin Adelart" <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: Wedding Payment Option...
Hi Kelvin,
What's happening at your end? Eileen is breathing down my neck over
this job. Is the cheque on its way? I'll try and hold Eileen off for a
while but she is desperate to get everybody's calendars done for the
next few weeks. Please let me know waht's happening Kelvin.
Diane |
More excuses come in from Kelvin and now it appears that her cheque is going to be sent via UK surface mail. Diane is beginning to wonder whether this Lad is simply trying to mess her about.
| The Klutzy Scammer wrote: |
IP Address: 81.199.84.130 (Lagos, Nigeria)
Date: Sat, 12 Mar 2005 05:30:36 +0800
From: "Kelvin Adelart" <[email protected]>
To: "Diane Toorun" <diane_toorun@--->
Subject: Re: Wedding Payment Option...
Dear Daine,
I am very sorry for not getting back to you earlier. I have been trying to
get my associate on the phone from here but its proving real hard until now.
He made it known to me that due to some financial delays, the payment could
not be sent as earlier schedule for you to receive it today, but
nevertheless, he appologized for the inconviniences and promised getting it
to you latest next week tuesday through UK royal mail.
I will try and get the information he will use in sending it to you and
let you have all the details.
Thanks once again and I am very sorry about the delay.
Thanks and have a nice day with Eileen and your family.
Regards. |
Time for a chat with Kelvin and to to turn the heat up on how urgent it is that the cheque arrives in good time.
| The Scottish Photographer wrote: |
IP Address: (n/a)
Date: Sat, 12 Mar 2005 07:46:06 +0000
From: "Diane Toorun" <diane_toorun@--->
To: "Kelvin Adelart" <[email protected]>
Subject: Time is running short...
Thanks for the update Kelvin,
It is leaving matters somewhat close to the wedding. If it arrives on
Tuesday it will clear on Thursday or Friday. At which point Eileen will
have to transfer the additional sum to your musician. I hope that your
musician doesn't mind a last minute payment. Tuesday is going to be the
very last day possible to effect our contract Kelvin, I'm not sure
Eileen will be willing to send me to London for the job without at least
a cheque in her hand. Please push your associate to get the cheque to
Eileen very quickly, time is running out.
Other than that, I hope that you and your bride to be are not finding
the preparations too stressful. Have a good weekend Kelvin.
Diane Toorun |
At this point Diane decides to mass mail everybody in her address book with some great news about a new company website.
| The Scottish Photographer wrote: |
IP Address: (n/a)
Date: Sat, 12 Mar 2005 15:25:53 +0000
From: "Diane Toorun" <diane_toorun@--->
To: "Diane Toorun" <diane_toorun@--->
Bcc: "Kelvin Adelart" <[email protected]> (yes, it's only being sent to Kelvin )
Subject: Studio 6 Photographic Services - New Website
Hello everyone,
Sorry for the mass mailing, but I just had to let all of our customers
know...
It gives me great pleasure to let everyone know that at long last
Benjamin (Eileen Dover's husband) has finally got around to sorting out
our little website. It's only a small place in the huge world of the
internet, but needless to say we are all very proud.
http://www.photo.studio6.siteof.net/
Cheerio
Diane Toorun |
The scammer is now playing for time and making even more exuses, so Diane thinks that the cheque is certainly going to arrive soon. Kelvin is probably as keen to keep Diane from pulling out as she is in getting her hands on the fake cheque he is sending
On Sunday Kelvin pops back in again, with more tales of woe.
| The Klutzy Scammer wrote: |
IP Address: 81.199.84.130 (Lagos, Nigeria)
Date: Sun, 13 Mar 2005 08:49:26 +0800
From: "Kelvin Adelart" <[email protected]>
To: "Diane Toorun" <diane_toorun@--->
Subject: Re: Time is running short...
Dear Diane,
I am somewhat confused too because right now, the musician are really on my
neck now telling me that if I really need them to come, their deposit must
get to them latest wednesday.
I don't really know what I can do but i know its certain your payment will
get to you on Tuesday.
I will get back to you if I can figure out another way.
Thanks. |
Kelvin is beginning to sound like a broken record, but Diane will give the Lad the benefit of the doubt.
After a brief pause, Diane informs Kelvin of a conversation with her boss.
| The Scottish Photographer wrote: |
IP Address: (n/a)
Date: Mon, 14 Mar 2005 13:28:46 +0000
From: "Diane Toorun" <diane_toorun@--->
To: "Kelvin Adelart" <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: Time is running short...
Hi Kelvin,
Thanks for the update. Eileen has said that she will have the money
sent to your musician immediately the cheque arrives. I'm taking a bit
of a risk as I've said that if anything goes wrong I will cover the cost
of the cheque from my wages. I have a good feeling about you Kelvin and
I don't want this little glitch to spoil your perfect day. I have asked
Eileen to confirm the arrival of the cheque with me as soon as it
arrives. I'll let you know when it comes in.
Regards
Diane Toorun |
Then, completely out of the blue an email came to Diane as a suprise.
| The Dozy Dutchman wrote: |
IP Address: 81.199.84.130 (Lagos, Nigeria)
Date: Mon, 14 Mar 2005 14:27:35 +0000
From: "Amsterdam Klezmer Band" <[email protected]>
To: "Diane Toorun" <diane_toorun@--->
Subject: MUSICIAN FOR MR DESMOND POWEL'S WEDDING
Hello Madame Diane,
My Name is Roberts Jorgens, the Manager of THE AMSTERDAM KLEZMER BAND based in Amsterdam Netherlands.
We are to come to UK this weekend 20th March, 2005 to come and perform at MR. DESMOND POWEL wedding ceremony in London.
We also received a message from him today that you are to send the deposit to have him booked for the date specified above to us which we are asked to contact you immediately with the information you will use to send the money to us.
I want you to get back to me first so that I can forward the WESTERN UNION details you will use in sending the money. If we do not receive this payment by wedneday, we will be forced to book the date for another client because right now we are having too many people wanting the date.
Your urgent response will make me happy.
I hope my English is better.
Yours sincerely,
Roberts Jorgens
FOR: AMSTERDAM KLEZMER BAND INC.
http://www.amsterdamklezmerband.nl |
The mail came from the same Lad of course, as the IP was the same. This was unexpected and very cleverly done. The mail came from 'amsterdamklezmerband.org' and purports to be from a REAL Dutch band at amsterdamklezmerband.nl
A quick check of the email provider reveals that amsterdamklezmerband.org is an MSN Personal Address and naturally has nothing to do with the real band in Holland. Armed with this information an abuse report is sent to scampatrol.org which heads off to MSN to cause the Lad a bit of pain
An unsuspecting victim may have fallen for this slight of hand, and the domain itself was registered on 2 hours prior to Diane receiving the email. Good, this means the Lad has spent money both on Diane's cheque and an upgraded MSN account. Neither investments will gain him any profit
Meanwhile, Diane plays it cool and sends back a polite response to the 'band'.
| The Scottish Photographer wrote: |
IP Address: (n/a)
Date: Mon, 14 Mar 2005 15:51:36 +0000
From: "Diane Toorun" <diane_toorun@--->
To: "Amsterdam Klezmer Band" <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: MUSICIAN FOR MR DESMOND POWEL'S WEDDING
Good afternoon Mr Jorgens,
Mr Adelarts cheque is due to arrive tomorrow (Tuesday) at which point my
boss, Eileen Dover, has agreed to forward you the �1,878 amount that you
require. Although this is a slight risk on our part if anything goes
wrong.
I will be glad to receive payment instructions at your convenience.
Regards
Diane Toorun
Studio 6 Photographic Services
http://www.photo.studio6.siteof.net/ |
Tuesday comes, and no sign of the cheque, so Diane keeps the pressure on
| The Scottish Photographer wrote: |
IP Address: (n/a)
Date: Tue, 15 Mar 2005 12:40:49 +0000
From: "Diane Toorun" <diane_toorun@--->
To: "Kelvin Adelart" <[email protected]>
Subject: Most Urgent Attention Required
Kelvin,
Good afternoon. Well, today is Tuesday and still no cheque. Eileen has
a second postal delivery sometime this afternoon and if it is not
delivered, then the last chance is tomorrow morning. If the cheque does
not arrive in tomorrow mornings post Eileen will not be able to pay your
musician.
I had a letter from the band yesterday, and have invited them to send me
their details for transfer of the money. They have not replied to my
mail as yet.
Please tell me what is happening Kelvin, I hate to say this but Eileen
is almost ready to cancel this entire job on Sunday, and she is quite
furious. Please get back to me as soon as possible with some sort of
explanation.
Diane Toorun |
Kelvin comes back in with more waffle, but he does sound fairly positive that the cheque is going to get here
| The Klutzy Scammer wrote: |
IP Address: 81.199.84.130 (Lagos, Nigeria)
Date: Wed, 16 Mar 2005 00:19:02 +0800
From: "Kelvin Adelart" <[email protected]>
To: "Diane Toorun" <diane_toorun@--->
Subject: Re: Most Urgent Attention Required
Dear Daine,
I was about sending you email when this message came through. I wanted to
ask if you have received the cheque but then your message came through that
you haven't received it.
I immediately contact my associate about the whole situation because I am
not arriving until thursday evening and he made it known to me that you will
still receive it today or very early tomorrow.
But please Daine, you have done a lot for me from the begining of this
transaction and please do not let anything happen between now and tomorrow
which I know you will surely receive it.
Please wait till tomorrow noon and I am sure you will receive the payment.
I want you to please get back to me immediately it is received ok.
Thanks very much foryour help so far.
I really appreciate it.
Bye for now. |
Not wanting to sound any alarm bells just yet, Diane sends out yet another polite response to Kelvin.
| The Scottish Photographer wrote: |
IP Address: (n/a)
Date: Tue, 15 Mar 2005 16:50:58 +0000
From: "Diane Toorun" <diane_toorun@--->
To: "Kelvin Adelart" <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: Most Urgent Attention Required
Hi Kelvin,
Ok, I've alerted Eileen. As soon as it comes in she will phone me. I
still haven't heard from the band about how to transfer the money to
them.
Thanks for the compliments Kelvin, I really don't want this to spoil
your big day on Sunday. Hopefully everything will turn out fine. I'll
let you know as soon as the cheque turns up.
Diane Toorun |
Soon after sending that out, the band respond with WUxfer instructions... now we are finally getting somewhere.
| The Dozy Dutchman wrote: |
IP Address: 81.199.84.130 (Lagos, Nigeria)
Date: Tue, 15 Mar 2005 19:44:29 +0000
From: "Amsterdam Klezmer Band" <[email protected]>
To: "Diane Toorun" <diane_toorun@--->
Subject: WESTERN UNION INFORMATION FOR PAYMENT.
Dear Daine,
I am very sorry or not getting back to you since yesterday. I have been very busy with some other clients. Please find below the information for the WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER payment to our booking office in London.
NAME: MICHEAL SCOTT
ADDRESS: 23,PARKVIEW CRESCENT,
SHAKESPEARE ROAD,
SE24 0QR
LONDON.
Please Diane, Immediately the fund has been transfered, kindly get back to me with the following information for our clerk to be able to get the fund through WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER.
Sender's name and address
Total amount sent after western union charges
MTCN (a 10 digit number which will be provided by the western union agent)
Text question and answer used if any.
Diane, I want to let you know that we must receive this fund Before noon tomorrow for MR. DESMOND's occasion can be booked because right now we have so many event to go and which we still want to squeeze ourselves to be able to play at this event due to the way Mr. Desmond has been talking with us.
I will be expecting your mail with the western union details tomorrow.
Thanks and have a nice day.
Yours sincerely,
Roberts Jorgens
FOR: AMSTERDAM KLEZMER BAND INC.
http://www.amsterdamklezmerband.nl/ |
When Diane receives this last mail, she is completely convinced that a cheque is in in the post and continues her polite responses. This next one copied to Kelvin.
| The Scottish Photographer wrote: |
IP Address: (n/a)
Date: Wed, 16 Mar 2005 13:13:45 +0000
From: "Diane Toorun" <diane_toorun@--->
To: "Amsterdam Klezmer Band" <[email protected]>
Cc: "Kelvin Adelart" <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: WESTERN UNION INFORMATION FOR PAYMENT.
Dear Mr Jorgens,
Many thanks for the information, but it would appear that my boss,
Eileen Dover has still not received the cheque from Kelvin Adelart. It
is now after 1pm UK time and though we have had repeated promises that
the cheque was to be delivered, it has not materialised.
Naturally, without having received a payment from Mr Adelart, your
payment is also delayed, again. I would advise taking the matter up
with Mr Adelart directly, as I will be shortly after writing this mail
to your good self.
If I can be of further assistance to you, please let me know.
Diane Toorun
http://www.photo.studio6.siteof.net/
Cc to Kelvin Adelart |
Diane does indeed poke Kelvin, and it sounds like she is starting to get annoyed.
| The Scottish Photographer wrote: |
IP Address: (n/a)
Date: Wed, 16 Mar 2005 13:17:19 +0000
From: "Diane Toorun" <diane_toorun@--->
To: "Kelvin Adelart" <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: Most Urgent Attention Required
Kelvin,
Still no cheque. I have informed Mr Jorgens, and copied you my mail to
him. I'm afraid that you are now within a few hours of loosing both
your photographer and band.
Please tell me what on earth is going on? Eileen, by the way is not in
the office at Preston as she is with a client, so she does not yet know
the cheque has not been delivered.
Diane Toorun
http://www.photo.studio6.siteof.net/ |
Once more Kelvin plays the wounded party by pretending to be fed up with the dealys too.
| The Klutzy Scammer wrote: |
IP Address: 81.199.84.130 (Lagos, Nigeria)
Date: Wed, 16 Mar 2005 21:54:33 +0800
From: "Kelvin Adelart" <[email protected]>
To: "Diane Toorun" <diane_toorun@--->
Subject: Re: Most Urgent Attention Required
Dear Daine,
I am sorry for all these delays as I am already tired of hearing this
myself. Please plead on my behalf to eileen that the payment will get
to you today. It might have been delayed by the post by I am sure it
will get to you so please on on for me. If not today tomorrow.
I will be expecting your email.
Regards. |
Tired my little lamb? Maybe you should try a different line of work... like a real job!
Then, the dutch band comes back into play to try and calm Diane down
| The Dozy Dutchman wrote: |
IP Address: 81.199.84.130 (Lagos, Nigeria)
Date: Wed, 16 Mar 2005 13:55:54 +0000
From: "Amsterdam Klezmer Band" <[email protected]>
To: "Diane Toorun" <diane_toorun@--->
Subject: Re: WESTERN UNION INFORMATION FOR PAYMENT.
He told me that it will still get to you and asked me to please be a little bit patient. We have grown to like Mr Adelart and does not want his event to go down the drain so we decided to give him a grace of tomorrow.
Many thanks as I will be expecting the western union details.
Regards. |
I would say that this email had been rushed. Is our little lamb worried?
Diane of course is suprised that the band is sticking up for Kelvin, but accepts the request and informs Kelvin of the descision.
| The Scottish Photographer wrote: |
IP Address: (n/a)
Date: Wed, 16 Mar 2005 14:23:54 +0000
From: "Diane Toorun" <diane_toorun@--->
To: "Kelvin Adelart" <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: Most Urgent Attention Required
Hi Kelvin,
As the band seem to like you, and have just replied to give you some
grace, I shall follow suit and wait until tomorrow. I'm quite sure I'll
get a good chewing out by Eileen when she gets back to the office, but
I'll handle it.
On to another matter now; will you be making my Hotel reservation or
shall I go ahead and book from my end?
Regards
Diane Toorun
http://www.photo.studio6.siteof.net/ |
| The Klutzy Scammer wrote: |
IP Address: 81.199.84.130 (Lagos, Nigeria)
Date: Thu, 17 Mar 2005 03:13:25 +0800
From: "Kelvin Adelart" <[email protected]>
To: "Diane Toorun" <diane_toorun@--->
Subject: Re: Most Urgent Attention Required
Hi Daine,
I want to know if you have received the payment because my associate told
me that it should have been delivered by now so please I need to hear from
you as soon as possible.
Regards. |
Diane responds in true time wasting fashion...
| The Scottish Photographer wrote: |
IP Address: (n/a)
Date: Wed, 16 Mar 2005 19:29:43 +0000
From: "Diane Toorun" <diane_toorun@--->
To: "Kelvin Adelart" <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: Most Urgent Attention Required
Hi Kelvin,
The office in Preston is closed for the night of course, but I will
contact them first thing in the morning to chase it up.
Diane Toorun
http://www.photo.studio6.siteof.net/ |
Now it's the Lads turn to poke Diane...
| The Klutzy Scammer wrote: |
IP Address: 81.199.84.130 (Lagos, Nigeria)
Date: Thu, 17 Mar 2005 22:11:35 +0800
From: "Kelvin Adelart" <[email protected]>
To: "Diane Toorun" <diane_toorun@--->
Subject: Re: Most Urgent Attention Required
Dear Daine,
I have been expecting your mail to acknowledge the receipt of the payment
and have not head from you.
Please kindly let me know what is going on.
Regards. |
Diane has received a rather strange email from her boss, Eileen.
| The Photographers Agent wrote: |
IP Address: (n/a)
Date: Thu, 17 Mar 2005 15:05:27 +0000
From: "Eileen Dover" <eileen.dover@--->
To: "Diane Toorun (#01-876)" <diane_toorun@--->
Subject: Please come to the office.
Diane,
Please drop whatever you are doing and come to the Preston office
immediately. Please ensure that all of your recent communications with
Mr Adelart are safe and will be available for viewing by the local
Police upon your arrival. Our telephones have been rerouted, and this
is the only communication I am allowed to send.
This is of vital importance, please get here quickly.
Eileen Dover |
That does not sound terribly good, and prior to leaving Diane sends a copy of Eileen's letter, along with the following message to Kelvin.
| The Scottish Photographer wrote: |
IP Address: (n/a)
Date: Thu, 17 Mar 2005 15:11:26 +0000
From: "Diane Toorun" <diane_toorun@--->
To: "Kelvin Adelart" <[email protected]>
Subject: Fwd: Please come to the office.
Hi Kelvin,
Got your email.
I've been trying to get through to the office all morning without
success. I received a strange email from Eileen (see below), and have
been summoned to the Preston office. It will take me quite some hours
to drive down to Preston from Skye. I'll let you know what is happening
as soon as I find out myself.
Sorry, bye for now.
Diane Toorun
http://www.photo.studio6.siteof.net/ |
This leaves our Lad dangling on the end of a line with no clue what is about to happen. Kelvin makes it quite obvious that he has absolutely no idea what's going on.
| The Klutzy Scammer wrote: |
IP Address: 81.199.84.130 (Lagos, Nigeria)
Date: Fri, 18 Mar 2005 02:05:14 +0800
From: "Kelvin Adelart" <[email protected]>
To: "Diane Toorun" <diane_toorun@--->
Subject: Re: Fwd: Please come to the office.
Dear Daine,
I want you to get back to me as soon as possible because I really don't
understand all the message you sent to me ok.I will be expecting your mail
but their is already a change in the venue and date due to late preparation
and arrangement but I want to hear from you before I let you know what the
changes are all about.
Thanks. |
Kelvin has invested lots into his little project on Diane and is not yet ready to give up.
| The Klutzy Scammer wrote: |
IP Address: 81.199.84.130 (Lagos, Nigeria)
Date: Fri, 18 Mar 2005 17:05:44 +0800
From: "Kelvin Adelart" <[email protected]>
To: "Diane Toorun" <diane_toorun@--->
Subject: Re: Fwd: Please come to the office.
Daine,
I have been waiting for your mail and have not seen any.How are you today?
hope fine. I am very sorry to inform you that due to my late arrangement
on securing the venue for the wedding, I was informed last night that the
venue will be under renovation on that day and any event cannot hold there.
So we are moving round right now to get a suitable venue for the wedding to
day and by then I know the payment would have been delivered to you by then
so I will get back to you later today to give you the full description of
the new venue but please I want you to get back to me immediately.
Thanks and have a nice day. |
Diane pops back in, seeming rather confused and perplexed at events that have taken place at the Preston offoce.
| The Scottish Photographer wrote: |
IP Address: (n/a)
Date: Fri, 18 Mar 2005 14:40:52 +0000
From: "Diane Toorun" <diane_toorun@--->
To: "Kelvin Adelart" <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: Fwd: Please come to the office.
Hi Kelvin,
Sorry for disappearing, but we have had a bit of trouble in Preston with
the local Police.
Your associate who sent the cheque, is his name Mr C Newton and was the
cheque for �5,700.00 ? If it was I'm afraid I have some very bad news.
Sorry to hear your venue has been taken away from you, let me know the
new schedule and whether you still wish to use my services.
Please confirm the above and I will explain what has happened.
Diane Toorun
http://www.photo.studio6.siteof.net/ |
Kelvin seems to have caught this one full in the face and is very curious as to what has happened.
| The Klutzy Scammer wrote: |
IP Address: 81.199.84.130 (Lagos, Nigeria)
Date: Sat, 19 Mar 2005 00:08:08 +0800
From: "Kelvin Adelart" <[email protected]>
To: "Diane Toorun" <diane_toorun@--->
Subject: Re: Fwd: Please come to the office.
Immediately I received this mail, I have been trying to contact my associate
and I still ouldn't get him till now so please let me know whats going on ok.
Just tell me what happened at preston office.
Thanks as I expect. |
Ok Kelvin, here's the story...
| The Scottish Photographer wrote: |
IP Address: (n/a)
Date: Fri, 18 Mar 2005 16:20:49 +0000
From: "Diane Toorun" <diane_toorun@--->
To: "Kelvin Adelart" <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: Fwd: Please come to the office.
Kelvin,
We received a cheque, as I mentioned earlier but it came from someone we
don't know... a Mr C Newton. Is this your associate. Anyway, the girl
at the office took the cheque to the bank yesterday morning, this is
part of her duties. The cashier called the manager when she saw the
cheque from Mr C Newton. The manager inspected the cheque and called
the Police. The office girl was arrested for passing a fraudulent
cheque. She was later released and everyone was called in to Preston to
try and get to the bottom of this.
Kelvin, please confirm that this is your associate. If it is I suggest
you inform the Police because he send a bad cheque to us on your behalf.
Eileen is hopping mad about this and is threatening to sack the entire
workforce. It's a terrible mess and we have had to cancel some jobs
becuase of the Police investigation.
The Police have gone through our records and are now satisfied that our
company has not acted in a fraudulent manner. Unfortunately, until you
confirm the cheque came from your associate we have no way of knowing
where the cheque came from. I'm now back in Scotland by the way, and
have taken the weekend off, now that our job has been postponed.
Get back to me as soon as possible Kelvin.
Diane Toorun
http://www.photo.studio6.siteof.net/ |
Shocking, who would want to send a fake cheque? Tsk Tsk.
All goes very quiet at Kelvin's end, so after a few days waiting, Diane decides that we need to poke a mugu again... good and hard.
| The Scottish Photographer wrote: |
IP Address: (n/a)
Date: Mon, 21 Mar 2005 23:49:06 +0000
From: "Diane Toorun" <diane_toorun@--->
To: "Kelvin Adelart" <[email protected]>
Cc: "Amsterdam Klezmer Band" <[email protected]>
Subject: Still waiting...
Kelvin,
I'm still waiting for an answer. I have copied this email to the Band
so they know what is going on. Please get back to me Kelvin.
Diane Toorun
http://www.photo.studio6.siteof.net/ |
Note that Diane send a Cc to the band address. She wants to know if the band account is still active after sending the report to scampatrol.org.
Much to her suprise she receives a delay notification which states:
| Quote: |
| <[email protected]>: connect to pamx1.hotmail.com[64.4.45.230]: Connection refused |
This might be a glitch, but one never knows.
Whilst we ponder about the fate of the band account, Kelvin waddles his arse back into play.
| The Klutzy Scammer wrote: |
IP Address: 81.199.84.130 (Lagos, Nigeria)
Date: Tue, 22 Mar 2005 16:21:03 +0800
From: "Kelvin Adelart" <[email protected]>
To: "Diane Toorun" <diane_toorun@--->
Subject: Re: Still waiting...
Dear Daine,
Thanks very much for the mail. I am very sorry for not getting back to you.
I finally reached my associate last night and he made it known to me that
the cheque you received is actually not from him. He had told me earlier
that the cheque he will be issueing to you will be in the amount of �5,000
and which I have made this known to you in my earlier mail. But you told me
the cheque you received was in the amount of �5,700 which is not the amount
I told you so this made me to really believe him about that.
He also made it known to me that the payment has been sent since last week
which is expected to have been delivered to you by now which I want you to
please get back to me immediately it is delivered to you because the
wedding has been slated and rescheduled for 9th April, 2005 which I am
pleading with you to make yourself available for the day because we have
come a long way.
Please Diane, can you send your picture to me? You have been so nice to me
and I really wish to see what you look like or may we should wait till we
see face to face on the wedding day.
I will be expecting your email to know when the payment has been delivered
to you but meanwhile have a nice day.
Regards. |
Diane is totally confused about the cheque now, but maybe the fact that she said they had no idea who sent it, that Kelvin is going to deny all knowledge and send another? And he wants a piccie of Diane? 
| The Scottish Photographer wrote: |
IP Address: (n/a)
Date: Wed, 23 Mar 2005 00:13:29 +0000
From: "Diane Toorun" <diane_toorun@--->
To: "Kelvin Adelart" <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: Still waiting...
Hi Kelvin,
Ok. Well if the cheque we have received from this man has nothing to do
with you then it means we are still without your cheque. This is
somewhat a matter of urgency now Kelvin as Eileen has started booking
our jobs again. The Police have finished interviewing everyone, so
hopefully we can all get back to running our business again. Let me know
what you are going to do, so I can keep my boss informed.
Picture... yes I see no problem showing you one of mine, as long as you
show me one of yours in return. It seems only fair. I have attached
one from my portfolio taken last year, I hope you like it. It's one of
my personal favourites even though I'm wearing quite a lot.
Anyway, let me know what your intentions are. I've penciled myself in
for the 9th of April now, so we should hurry this cheque through so I
can have Eileen pay that band of yours. I'm suprised I haven't heard
from them yet, no matter.
Cheerio Kelvin,
Diane
http://www.photo.studio6.siteof.net/
<< attachment >> |
The image is safe for work and is a tasteful pose of the delightful Monica Bellucci [sigh]
Diane has made it clear that she was wearing "quite a lot" in the picture, so if Kelvin picks up on that we may have some additional fun
The following day Kelvin drops in a very nice compliment to Diane (I should think so too, she's drop-dead georgeous), and starts the ball rolling for yet another cheque being issued for his payment.
| The Klutzy Scammer wrote: |
IP Address: 81.199.84.130 (Lagos, Nigeria)
Date: Thu, 24 Mar 2005 9:11 AM
From: "Kelvin Adelart" <[email protected]>
To: "Diane Toorun" <diane_toorun@--->
Subject: Re: Still waiting...
Hello Daine,
What a lovely woman you are. I wouldn't mind settling for you if I had known you a long time before now. well anyhow we will see face to face soon.
I have contacted my associate to know what could be wrong with the payment and he told me that if the payment is undeliverable, it will surely be returned to him sothere won't be any problem about that. He has promised issueing another one if by Friday you didn't receive the one he sent so that there won't be any delay again.
I will get backto you as soon as Ihavethe confirmation that hehas sent another one and also I want you to let me know if you receive the payment.
Thanks and have a nice day.
Kelvin. |
Diane plays embarrased as such a lovely compliment and decides to flirt a little bit, forgetting that Kelvin is getting married soon
She reiterates the name and address details and fires it back to Kelvin sharpish.
| The Scottish Photographer wrote: |
IP Address: (n/a)
Date: Thu, 24 Mar 2005 10:48 AM
From: "Diane Toorun" <diane_toorun@--->
To: "Kelvin Adelart" <[email protected]>
Subject: Thanks Kelvin
Kelvin,
What a beautiful thing to say to me, thank you so much for the compliment. I'm actually sat here blushing and feeling quite warmed by your kind words. Your future wife is a very lucky girl indeed Kelvin. I know we are going to meet when I come to photograph your wedding, but I'd love to see a picture of you Kelvin, it would be nice to see who I am conversing with.
Back to business. Please ensure that your associate has all the address details correct Kelvin. The package must be addressed to Eileen otherwise it will not be accepted at the front desk of the building we use in Preston. Here's the details again sweet.
Eileen Dover
****** *,
**** *****,
*** *********,
Preston,
Lancashire,
PR1 ***,
UNITED KINGDOM
Cheque payable to 'Eileen Dover'.
I'm really looking forward to meeting you Kelvin, and I am quite sure that if we had met some time in the past our current circumstances would be much different. I envy your girlfriend Kelvin, she is so lucky to have found such a good man.
Yours
Diane Toorun
http://www.photo.studio6.siteof.net/ |
Almost a week goes by and seemingly Diane's subtle innuendo had fallen on deaf ears, so a quick nudge is called for to see if there is life in the old dog.
| The Scottish Photographer wrote: |
IP Address: (n/a)
Date: Wed, 30 Mar 2005 12:07 PM
From: "Diane Toorun" <diane_toorun@--->
To: "Kelvin Adelart" <[email protected]>
Cc: "Amsterdam Klezmer Band" <[email protected]>
Subject: What's Happening?
Kelvin sweetheart,
Did you get my last email? Eileen is still waiting for the cheque and
to be quite frank I'm a little annoyed at these delays. I'm beginning to
wonder about your sincerity. I have been instructed by Eileen to
informa you that if the cheque does not arrive by Friday 1st April 2005
then you will have to find another photographer. We have just got a
large photographic contract in Sweden and I will be going there if I get
pulled off this wedding of yours.
Please get back to me Kelvin.
Diane Toorun
Cc: Amsterdam Klezmer Band |
Diane was very sneaky in adding the Cc to the band website. It did not come back dead so MSN have still not shut it down. (I'm working on it, Ed.)
Meanwhile, Kelvin appears to have been poked into action and this message comes bouncing back to Diane.
| The Klutzy Scammer wrote: |
IP Address: 81.199.84.130 (Lagos, Nigeria)
Date: Thu, 31 Mar 2005 3:03 AM
From: "Kelvin Adelart" <[email protected]>
To: "Diane Toorun" <diane_toorun@--->
Subject: Re: What's Happening?
Diane Darling,
I am so sorry for not replying you earlier. I contacted my associate and he made it known to me that He just will send another payment since he just received the one sent out to you before as undeliverable yesterday.
I will get back to you with the tracking number because he told me he sent it via UPS which I know should have a tracking Number. I am sorry about the way things are going since I am not happy with myself as well.
I want you to stay with me and make this a reality Daine as you have always done.
I saw your picture and the message, I am very well flattered by your words. I really like everything about you Diane. You are every man's dream as a woman. I know we will like each other if anything ensued between us but for now lets see how things turns and we meet face to face.
I will get back to you immediately I have a good information as to when the payment will get to you but I am not promising Friday.
Thanks and how was your easter celebration? hope fine.
Regards. |
Diane seems to have got the Lad's attention and there is a distinct possibility that this bait can turn into something just a little bit more interesting than the hunt for a fake cheque
As Kelvin seems to have responded to Diane's use of the word 'sweetheart', it's time for Diane to turn the screw a little tighter.
| The Scottish Photographer wrote: |
IP Address: (n/a)
Date: Fri, 1 Apr 2005 12:32 AM
From: "Diane Toorun" <diane_toorun@--->
To: "Kelvin Adelart" <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: What's Happening?
Kelvin,
Ok on the cheque, let me have the number as soon as you can. I'm glad
your associate got the last cheque back. I'm doing my best to hold
Eileen off, though I'm not sure how much more she can take. I'd like to
stay on this job Kelvin.
I'm very glad you like my picture, I have more. Your kind words give me
a warm glow Kelvin and I look for your emails often. I keep telling
myself you are getting married, but I can't help being drawn towards
you. I like your words and I'm quite sure that when we meet we will get
along very well. I am a little sad that we did not meet sooner.
Look at me, acting like a teenager, but to be very honest I have never
felt this way before Kelvin, not about someone I have never met, it's
strange and exciting and quite scary too. Please send me a picture of
you Kelvin, I'm desperate to know what you look like.
Diane |
Diane is being wicked now by dangling the 'I have more pictures of myself' card in front of Kelvin. I'm quite sure he will want to see a lot more of Diane. Moreover, Diane has made it pretty obvious she is becoming very inetersted in Kelvin, dispite the fact that he's supposed to be getting 'married' soon. Still Diane makes the play for a picture of Kelvin, hopefully Kelvin will oblige.
In the middle of the afternoon Kelvin drops a very interesting message in Diane's inbox...
| The Klutzy Scammer wrote: |
IP Address: 81.199.84.130 (Lagos, Nigeria)
Date: Fri, 1 Apr 2005 2:54 PM
From: "Kelvin Adelart" <[email protected]>
To: "Diane Toorun" <diane_toorun@--->
Subject: Re: What's Happening?
My Dear Diane,
I really don't know what to say about our words but I wil prefare we talk more. Do you have a yahoo messenger or hotmail id? Let me know then I will try and get a picture sent to you and we will talk more cos I am really crazy about you at the moment. I have never felt this way before too but I know something is around the corner for us.I really cherish the way you take my words despite the fact that we have never met although I have seen what you look like but you haven't seen me. The pictures I have here are not too good and I am trying to scan one of my best picture for you to know what I look like.
I am very happy to meet you Diane and I am very serious about this. Get me your yahoo or MSN messenger id and then we will work out a time to really chat and know more about each other.
Talk to you soon Darling.
Bye for now. |
NOW THE FUN STARTS!
END OF PART ONE
We started on Saturday 19th February 2005 as a straight-forward fake cheque bait. With 41 days of baiting under my belt I still don't have a cheque, and the Lad has fallen for my character
In round two, we must endevour to get Kelvin to send the bloody cheque, and after that to postpone or cancel the wedding. Beyond that I'm not sure what game Kelvin will want to play, but no doubt he will ask Diane for something. Diane wants pictures, gifts and phone calls... I wonder what will happen? Stay tuned to this channel |
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Jessicad23
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 09 Mar 2005
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Great bait! Cant wait to read more! |
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chickstix
Master Baiter
Joined: 28 Nov 2004
Posts: 193
Location: The real world...
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Ahh, a little bit gutted that it ends here! Looking forward to part two. |
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"I thought you have monkeys in your brain. Did I ever ask you to send any money to your ash hole" - Roseline.
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PART TWO
... In part one we saw how Kelvin responded to Diane, a Scottish photographer, in the hope of sending her a fake cheque for his non existent wedding. Kelvin made some errors and Diane is without a cheque, but Kelvin has spent some cash on an MSN Personal Address pretending to be a genuine band. The account is going to get killed off if it's the last thing I do.
During the bait Diane's boss called her into the company office in Preston, Lancashire as they has received a fake cheque from someone thought to be Kelvin's associate. Kelvin denied knowledge and eventually we learned that his associate got the cheque he [allegedly] sent returned to him.
Diane recieved a request for a picture, and she duly complied with a tasteful pose of the very beautiful Monica Bellucci. The Urgreens Academy is pleased he did not actually regognise her, and Kelvin responded in a way that only a bloke knows how to... tongue out, eyes on stalks and his hand no doubt on cock.
The beautiful Diane sees this as an opportunity, and sends a obvious signal of lustful intent to Kelvin. Naturally, Kelvin forgets himself and responds in kind.
The story continues...
| The Scottish Photographer wrote: |
IP Address: (n/a)
Date: Sat, 02 Apr 2005 13:55:47 +0100
From: "Diane Toorun" <diane_toorun@--->
To: "Kelvin Adelart" <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: What's Happening?
Sweet Kelvin,
Oh my lord what have I started, I can't believe I'm doing this and I'm
really scared right now. If my boss finds out I'm flirting with a client
I will loose my job. Kelvin, what about your girlfriend? I'm shaking
here Kelvin and my heart is pounding really hard, but I can't stop
myself. I've got a Yahoo Instant Messenger program. My id is *******
It will be so nice to see your picture Kelvin, I really want to see you,
I need to. I'm so confused right now, you are getting married soon, what
if your girlfriend finds out? Talk to me Kelvin, what are we doing? I'm
so scared about this.
Diane |
Diane sits glued to Yahoo Instant Messenger all afternoon and well into the evening waiting for signs of life from Kelvin. The picture she is using as the 'shared picture' is yet another tasteful image of Monica Bellicci:-
diane_yim.bmp (120x141)
| Yahoo Instant Messenger wrote: |
Saturday 2nd April 2005 (1855-2109 hrs GMT+1)
YIM ID's have been altered for readability.
Diane receives a message from a stranger. She does not regognize the name at first.
Diane Toorun: Hello? Who is that?
Unknown: guess who
Diane Toorun: Don't play games, just tell me because I'm only waiting for 1 person here. Please.
Unknown: and who could that be?
Unknown: a lover boy or what?
Diane Toorun: Mmm... not yet, actually I don't know him very well. WHO are you?
Unknown: lol
Unknown: brb
Diane knows who she is waiting for and remembers the original email from Kelvin, then POW!
Diane Toorun: OMG KELVIN!!!
Kelvin Adelart: yeah darling
Kelvin Adelart: i intentionally do not want to use my ID
Kelvin Adelart: i am using one of my brother's id
Kelvin Adelart: how r u today darling
Kelvin Adelart: Diane
Kelvin Adelart: r u there?
Diane leaves Kelvin dangling for 16 minutes whilst she chats on the phone with a friend.
Diane Toorun: Kelvin. Sorry, was on the phone. I'm here now, though I have no idea what I'm doing here.
Kelvin Adelart: i don't understand Diane
Kelvin Adelart: what time is it now?
Diane Toorun: 7.25pm
Kelvin Adelart: ok Diane
Kelvin Adelart: so it is here
Diane Toorun: I really don't know why we are doing this Kelvin, but I feel so good when I get your emails. Your words seem so kind.
Kelvin Adelart: and urs too Diane
Kelvin Adelart: i don't know but i feel we were meant to be together
Diane Toorun: I feel something too Kelvin. But you are getting married on the 9th, what are we going to do to solve this?
Kelvin Adelart: well we will find a way Diane
Diane decides to go fishing.
Diane Toorun: What about your wedding? Are you still going through with it?
Kelvin Adelart: i don't know
Kelvin Adelart: yes
Kelvin Adelart: i am going thru with it
Kelvin makes reference to his shared picture.
Kelvin Adelart: can u see me now Diane?
Diane Toorun: I never wanted to come between two people getting married. I am so confused right now. I see your picture yes you look handsome Kelvin.
Kelvin Adelart: thanks Diane
Kelvin Adelart: I am been pushed to marry her
Here we go... the way out of the marriage is on it's way now.
Diane Toorun: Pushed? An arranged marriage?
Kelvin Adelart: yeah
Kelvin Adelart: the parents wants her to get married fast
Diane Toorun: So, you won't know this girl very well then? Do you love her? or even like her?
Kelvin Adelart: i like her
Kelvin Adelart: she helped me
Kelvin Adelart: i mean the parents
Diane Toorun: But you don't love her.
Kelvin Adelart: i told u diane
Kelvin Adelart: they said with my look any woman can get me and take me away from her
Poor Kelvin, too handsome for just one girl? Time for Diane to don more girlie side.
Diane Toorun: I get the same kind of responses here too. My friends say I can have any man I want, but it's not enough. I want someone who likes ME not just the way I look.
Kelvin Adelart: but i have developed the likeness even b4 i saw ur pics
Diane Toorun: I know, that's why I'm here Kelvin. I wasn't looking for something to happen but I'm very glad we have met. And I want so much more. I even have butterflies in my stomach talking to you like this.
Kelvin Adelart: be free darling
Diane Toorun: That's so poetic. I'm trying Kelvin, really.
Kelvin Adelart: u don't have to think of anything
Kelvin Adelart: circumstances brought us together
Diane Toorun: I can only think of you right now.
Kelvin Adelart: pls do honey
Kelvin Adelart: we r meant to be together
Kelvin Adelart: believe me
Formalities out of the way, time for Kelvin to give Diane a nice warm fuzzy feeling.
Not that you perverts!
Kelvin Adelart: do u want to see my childhood pic?
Diane Toorun: Oh sweetheart, I want to see all of you, everything.
Kelvin Adelart: ok Diane
Diane Toorun: Where are you right now? Are you still in Spain?
Kelvin Adelart: yes darling
Kelvin Adelart: i had to travel far b4 i got here
Diane Toorun: So, when are going to be in London?
Kelvin Adelart: next week
Diane Toorun: And you still want me to take your wedding photo's. That is going to be really weird. I can't wait to meet you.
Kelvin Adelart: me too honey
Kelvin Adelart: i am thinking of meeting u b4 the wedding
Kelvin Adelart: so that we can arrange something even if it has to do with running away with u
Kelvin Adelart: lol
Kelvin's childhood picture is delivered via YIM
Kelvin Baby (262x367)
Diane Toorun: OMG you look so cute on your horse.
Kelvin Adelart: thanks Diane
Diane Toorun: Running away? OMG are you serious. Do you want that?
Kelvin Adelart: i am thinking of that Diane
Kelvin Adelart: with u
Kelvin Adelart: i don't mind spending the rest of my life with you Diane
Kelvin Adelart: u have won my love
Kelvin Adelart: i rarely fall for ladies but for you I have fallen head over eel
Head over eel?
More confused girlie stuff coming...
Diane Toorun: Slow down Kelvin. This is too much too fast, we haven't even met yet. Oh god what am I saying... I want you Kelvin, I need you.
Diane Toorun: We have to meet Kelvin. Before the wedding. We simply must.
Kelvin Adelart: yes i am thinking Diane
Kelvin Adelart: but one thing is If I have to meet you, then we will run away
Kelvin Adelart: i really don't want to go back
Diane starts more fishing.
Diane Toorun: Go back? Actually I have no idea where you are from. What country I mean. Where do you live and why don't you want to go back?
Kelvin Adelart: i mean go back to them
Kelvin Adelart: I am a dutch
Kelvin Adelart: but english born
Diane Toorun: I see. Well if we do run away, the farm here in Scotland is a safe place.
Kelvin Adelart: i was born in London
Kelvin Adelart: r u sure?
Kelvin Adelart: but she might trace us there
Diane Toorun: Am I sure? Hell no! How can I be sure unless we actually do it. How can 'she' trace us there. She would have no idea where to look for you.
Kelvin Adelart: yes i think so
Kelvin Adelart: but her father is very rich and she is the only child of the family
Kelvin Adelart: she has everything in the world to trace me thru her father's network
Diane Toorun: Network? What kind of network?
Kelvin Adelart: so although when we get there first
Kelvin Adelart: then we will think of other things to do
Diane decides to turn up the heat a notch.
Diane Toorun: Yes, quite so. We must meet then talk face to face about this. And I like Apple Juice and Bacon sandwiches in bed in the morning
Kelvin Adelart: mmmmm
Kelvin Adelart: me too Diane
Kelvin Adelart: I love it so much
Kelvin Adelart: so u haven't tell me about urelf
Kelvin Adelart: urself
Kelvin Adelart: ur age,
Kelvin Adelart: where u were born
Eatyo grabs his character notes.
Diane Toorun: Ok. I was born here in the Isle Of Skye, Scotland
Diane Toorun: I was born September 30th 1968
That is Monica Bellucci's birthday BTW
Kelvin Adelart: ok
Diane Toorun: I have a sister, Eileen who is also my boss.
Kelvin Adelart: oh ic
Kelvin Adelart: Eileen is ur sister
Diane Toorun: Yes, She married a local man Benjamin some years ago and they started the farm together.
Diane Toorun: Later, I joined them when they opened a guest-house.
Kelvin Adelart: and is she the real photographer?
Diane Toorun: Then we started the Photographic business down in Preston. She isn't a photographer no. Just me and some other girls from different areas of the country.
Kelvin Adelart: and she presides over it?
Diane Toorun: Yes. She runs things in Preston mainly, looking after all the paperwork whilst I go out and get the jobs done. It's very rewarding I enjoy it very much.
Kelvin Adelart: yeah
Diane Toorun: Anyway, the farm is a working farm, and we take visitors who come to see the sights of the Island. We have a guest-house which is quite large.
Kelvin Adelart: thats really nice
Kelvin Adelart: and how far r u from the farm?
Diane Toorun: The farm iself is all around us Kelvin. Our guest-house is a converted farm house. So we are right in the middle of it LOL.
Kelvin Adelart: lol
Kelvin Adelart: ok
Diane Toorun: Far away from big cities. It's about as far away from real life as you can get. And it's a really beautiful place.
Kelvin Adelart: and where is eileen
Kelvin Adelart: ?
Kelvin Adelart: ok
Diane Toorun: Eileen is here this weekend. She usually travels up from Preston on Friday's and goes back to Preston on Monday's. I do have my own space though. I live in a self-contained flat next to the main guesthouse. It's very private and very quiet.
Kelvin Adelart: alone?
Diane Toorun: Of course. I don't have a boyfriend, and the staff in the guesthouse never bother me.
Kelvin Adelart: tell me about ur past affairs
Kelvin Adelart: i mean romance
Diane decides that too much detail is just not required, so brushes over her past affairs quite quickly.
Diane Toorun: There have only been two boys in my life. I have been so busy with my career over the last decade I have not really stopped for romance. My first love was a boy I went to school with then to college. He was a cute guy, but a typical Scottish drunk in the end. When I went to University I met a man from Cardiff (Wales), we had a fling for a few months, nothing serious.
Diane Toorun: What about you Kelvin? With your good looks I bet women have been begging to be your love?
Kelvin Adelart: lol
Kelvin Adelart: well Diane
Kelvin Adelart: it happens but I have not been lucky with ladies
Here we go, the "I'm going to make you feel sorry for me" bit...
Diane Toorun: Oh poor Kelvin. Why not?
Kelvin Adelart: they don't trust me
Kelvin Adelart: and then we break up
Diane Toorun: Why on earth don't they trust you?
Kelvin Adelart: everywhere i go, they always complain
Kelvin Adelart: they thought i always flirt around
Kelvin Adelart: when I was into modelling
Kelvin Adelart: i had flints of girls
flints of girls?
Diane Toorun: You were a model? I'm not suprised, considering your dashing good looks.
Kelvin Adelart: thank you Diane
Kelvin Adelart: that was where I met her
Kelvin Adelart: and then her father told me to stop modelling
Kelvin Adelart: that he will give me a good job and everything
Kelvin Adelart: they believed i was selling my body off
Diane Toorun: Selling your body? I don't quite understand that. You mean he didn't like you modelling? What an ass. Do you have a bigger version of that picture of you Kelvin? I'd love to get a closer look at you.
Kelvin Adelart: yes
Kelvin Adelart: i will get u one but its on my laptop
Kelvin Adelart: he doesn't like me modelling and its not really him, it was his daughter that asked him to stop me since she knows i will not say no if he offers me the job thing and someother things
Diane Toorun: I see, so she didn't want other women looking at you, is that it?
Kelvin Adelart: yes
Kelvin Adelart: she helped me into it as well
Kelvin Adelart: she never believed i could be so successful within a few days in modelling
Kelvin Adelart: every one likes me
aww sigh
Kelvin Adelart: i really became so busy and then she wasn't happy again
Diane Toorun: She sounds like a very self-centered, nasty girl to me Kelvin. I could never hold someone back like that. Trust is a two way street, and as long as you did nothing wrong whilst you were with her, she should have allowed you to continue. Bitch. I'd like to slap her.
Go Diane!
Kelvin Adelart: lol
Kelvin Adelart: she is like that
Kelvin Adelart: she slaps me many times when we argue on things cos she believes everytime she is not with me, I flirt around
Kelvin Adelart: and his father supports her
Poor bloke sounds hen-pecked before the wedding.
Kelvin Adelart: so u see why I want to run away Diane
Diane Toorun: Oh my god, she slaps you? Sweetheart that is just so wrong. What an evil cow.
Kelvin Adelart: lol
Kelvin Adelart: well she funds everything through her father thats why
Kelvin Adelart: i am thinking of going away from her when her father intervenes again
Kelvin Adelart: and appologised on her behalf
Kelvin Adelart: she is very arogant
Diane falls, hook-line-and-sinker!
Diane Toorun: Arrogant my left tit Kelvin. She's a bitch and her father is a bastard. You MUST get away from them baby.
Kelvin Adelart: well i have to be on my own
Kelvin Adelart: yes she is
Kelvin Adelart: i want to be with you Diane
Kelvin Adelart: I am falling more and more
Diane Toorun: Oh baby, I just want to hold you right now and make all the pain go away. I could never do those things to you, would never do those things. You can start again Kelvin, with me by your side, you can be whatever you want to be sweetheart.
Kelvin Adelart: yes i have felt that since we met
Diane Toorun: I have something here to keep you warm baby. Let me dig it out and I'll send it to you.
Kelvin Adelart: ok darling
Diane goes for the juggular and sends this nice little picture of Monica. This one is a scantily clad provocative and sexy pose.
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Kelvin Adelart: oh my god
Diane Toorun: This is one I was saving. I want to give this one too you now my prince. Another picture from my portfolio.
Kelvin Adelart: u r a dazling beautiful woman Diane
Kelvin Adelart: ok my beautiful wife
Diane Toorun: Thanks Kelvin. I'm blushing.
Kelvin Adelart: sorry
Kelvin Adelart: lol
Kelvin Adelart: wife to be
Diane Toorun: OMG you said wife!
Kelvin Adelart: yeah
Kelvin Adelart: will you marry me Diane?
Wedding bells already? [whispers, "Thank you Monica"] 
Diane Toorun: I think we should slow down a little. By the time this conversation is over I'll be having your baby.
Diane Toorun: Oh sweet Kelvin. I can't answer that. We have to meet.
Kelvin Adelart: ok darling
Kelvin Adelart: i know i am a bit rushing u
Kelvin Adelart: don't mind me
Kelvin Adelart: I just do not want to lose 2 things at a time
Kelvin Adelart: cos I am thinking of getting away and will not want to get there and u say u don't wanmt me anymore
Kelvin Adelart: when did u take the picture?
Diane Toorun: Baby, the way I feel right now, I could never turn you away. But we have to meet and talk before we leap into the abyss, make plans and arrange things. We will be together...
Kelvin Adelart: ok darling
Diane Toorun: That was taken about a year ago. In Italy. I sometimes get the urge to turn the camera on myself if the mood and the settings is just right.
Kelvin Adelart: ok
Kelvin Adelart: and u have many like that
Kelvin Adelart: lol
Kelvin Adelart: i love seeing it
Diane Toorun: I told you in my email that the photo I sent to you I was wearing "quite a lot". I have quite a lot in my portfolio. I use it to show off my photographic skills.
Kelvin Adelart: ok
It's almost 9pm and Diane starts the exit procedure.
Diane Toorun: Now. I have to go Kelvin. It's been a long day and I need to make my supper.
Kelvin Adelart: ok darling
Diane Toorun: Will you be around tomorrow evening for a chat?
Kelvin Adelart: mm
Kelvin Adelart: i will try
Kelvin Adelart: cos I told u had to travel far to get here
Kelvin Adelart: will let u know how things will be ok
Diane Toorun: Ok sweetheart. If it's too far just send me an email ok?
Now back to the business at hand, the payment for Diane's photographic services.
Kelvin Adelart: and have u received any message to know if the payment has been delivered ?
Diane Toorun: The cheque? Oh god I had forgot about that. No, no word from Eileen about the cheque. Did you get the tracking number?
Kelvin Adelart: no
Diane Toorun: Do you know how it was being sent?
Kelvin Adelart: i will find out
Kelvin Adelart: ok
Diane Toorun: Ok. It will be Monday before the office in Preston opens again. How will the office know it was from you? Is there a note inside with the cheque? The office does get cheques quite a lot.
Kelvin Adelart: for what?
Kelvin Adelart: for the farm products?
Plonker!
Kelvin Adelart: ok
Kelvin Adelart: he told me the last time we chat that he will use UPS label to send it
Kelvin Adelart: so
Kelvin Adelart: thats all
Diane Toorun: No silly, for Photography work. It's not just me, there are 8 of us in the company doing photographic work. Well, if it's coming by UPS we should know it's yours as we usually get the cheques by Royal Mail. I'm sure it will be fine baby.
Does Kelvin think he is the only person in the world sending a cheque for payment of services? Lemon!
Kelvin Adelart: ok honey
Diane Toorun: Right sweetheart. I'll talk to you soon. Sleep well my prince.
Kelvin Adelart: thanks my princess
Kelvin Adelart: I will dream about u tonight
Kelvin Adelart: i know it
Diane Toorun: Me too baby.
Kelvin Adelart: so my beautiful princess
Kelvin Adelart: sweet dreams
Kelvin Adelart: take my heart with
Kelvin Adelart: and my spirit will be with you ok
Diane Toorun: So poetic. Nite Nite.
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Kelvin does actually pop back to YIM the following night, but Diane (of course) isn't around to chat
| Yahoo Instant Messenger wrote: |
Sunday 3rd April 2005 (2019 hrs GMT+1)
YIM ID's have been altered for readability.
Kelvin Adelart: Diane, I am here now thinking of you.
Kelvin Adelart: I really miss you so much
Kelvin Adelart: I will look for you tomorrow morning darling
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Diane decides to dangle herself like a carrot for Kelvin and send an offline message to Kelvin via YIM.
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Sunday 3rd April 2005 (2301 hrs GMT+1)
YIM ID's have been altered for readability.
Diane Toorun: Hi baby. Sorry I was not around when you came on line, I had visitors. I'm going to be in Dundee most of the day tomorrow, and will be in Manchester on Tuesday and Wednesday. I'll be able to get to email, but not to Yahoo Instant Messenger until Wednesday night.
I had dreams of you last night Kelvin, and I woke up with an ache inside me that only you can fill. My prince. My poet. Please send me a bigger picture of you Kelvin, send it to my email, I need to see your picture baby.
I need you Kelvin, I want you so bad it hurts. I want you to take me in your arms and make love to me. I want to make love to you too. I want you inside me, always. I have a fire inside me Kelvin, only you can put out the flames. My love.
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... and I think that'll do, thanks very much
The fact that Diane has already stated that she won't be back to Yahoo Instant Messenger until the 6th seems to have been lost on Kelvin, and he proceeds to send messages to Diane.
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Monday 4th April 2005 (1104-1105 hrs GMT+1)
YIM ID's have been altered for readability.
Kelvin Adelart: I had a dream of you too my princess. I really need you too my darling. I don't really think I can concentrate on any thing again ever since we started talking princess. I am taking steps now to bring us together and please my princess, I don't want to go through all these things and you refusing me. I know you will not do it but I really want you so much.
Kelvin Adelart: Hope you had a wonderful trip and I will send the picture to you. I will send one with my chest open too.
Kelvin Adelart: I really miss you.
Kelvin Adelart: Bye my princess
Kelvin Adelart: I LOVE YOU.
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Wednesday night comes along, and Kelvin is right there waiting for Diane. Diane unfortunately has been delayed
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Wednesday 6th April 2005 (2125 hrs GMT+1)
YIM ID's have been altered for readability.
Kelvin Adelart: My honey Where r u now
Kelvin Adelart: I really need to speak with u darling
Kelvin Adelart: let me hear from you soonest
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Diane is hard at work, and the following day manages to get a message to Kelvin.
| The Scottish Photographer wrote: |
IP Address: (n/a)
Date: Thu, 07 Apr 2005 13:56:58 +0100
From: "Diane Toorun" <diane_toorun@--->
To: "Kelvin Adelart" <[email protected]>
Subject: Fwd: Re: What's Happening?
Hi Kelvin baby,
I arrived back home later than planned. I saw your offline messages on
Yahoo Instant Messenger this morning before going back out to a job in
Glasgow. I have just popped in to an Internet Cafe to write this.
Missing you honey, very much. Please let me know your plans, the wedding
is too close now. You never sent me the picture baby, why not? Eileen
has been on the phone too, she says that your cheque is still missing.
I've paid her the money myself so I can be sure to be at the wedding.
Baby, I hope you are not trying to waste my time, I've bared my soul to
you, and more. If you meant all the things you said to me then you had
better work hard, and very quickly. Get back to me really quick
sweetheart and let me know what is going on. We need to meet in London
on Saturday morning baby, we really need to talk.
I'm aching for you and you words.
Diane Toorun |
So, Diane has paid the money out of her own pocket. Kelvin will no doubt be pleased to see this as Diane falls deeper into the Lad's clutches.
Indeed, on Friday night Diane get's this delightful message.
| The Klutzy Scammer wrote: |
IP Address: 81.199.84.130 (Lagos, Nigeria)
Date: Sat, 09 Apr 2005 03:47:38 +0800
From: "Kelvin Adelart" <[email protected]>
To: "Diane Toorun" <diane_toorun@--->
Subject: Welcome Back Darling..
My Heart,
I am so happy to hear from you, How was your journey? hope fine. I have taken a bold step which I want us to discuss on Saturday morning. I also want you to do me a big favour. I want you to help us with the Musician's money as well. I really need you to do this for me because this is creating problem on my neck already which I will explain to you in details.
I want you to email me back if you can get this done tomorrow or monday so that I can let them know.
I am not going to waste your time honey because I really need you even more than before. I was unable to concentrate on anything here in Spain. My Fiancee's parents insist we stay in Soain until her Mother is ok because she is sick at present. I told you I have no say due to the fact that her father is rich which I have explained to you and right now I am taking a step which will bring us together forever and with this I want to remove the Musician's fund which is on my neck and which can cause another thing on me from my neck.
I will look forward to hearing from you darling.
Regards. |
Well there you go. Like all dirty good-for-nothing scammers, Kelvin does not wait before asking for money.
Diane is a bit confused at this point and she is going to have a very hard time getting to London for the wedding tomorrow.
| The Scottish Photographer wrote: |
IP Address: (n/a)
Date: Sat, 09 Apr 2005 08:11:04 +0100
From: "Diane Toorun" <diane_toorun@--->
To: "Kelvin Adelart" <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: Welcome Back Darling..
Kelvin honey,
My journey was fine baby thanks. What is this about a bold step? And why
do you need help with the band? Is the wedding still on or has it been
postponed again because of the illness? We are running out of time and
the wedding is tomorrow. Please sweetheart, just tell me what is
happening and what you want me to do. I'll do anything for us to be
together baby, I need to feel your hand in mine, and to touch your
georgeous face.
Your love, Diane |
Confusion is something that appears to be quite infectious, and Diane's Lad certainly appears to have it bad.
Whatever twisted little plot Kelvin is cooking is completely beyone Diane's comprehension, and probably the Lads too.
| The Klutzy Scammer wrote: |
IP Address: 81.199.84.130 (Lagos, Nigeria)
Date: Sun, 10 Apr 2005 03:19:50 +0800
From: "Kelvin Adelart" <[email protected]>
To: "Diane Toorun" <diane_toorun@--->
Subject: Re: Welcome Back Darling..
My Love,
I am sorry I didn't tell you that the wedding is not going to be hold again. I told you I have taken some steps which I asked us to talk about this morning but due to some problems I couldn't come online at all. I am right now in a dillemma and really need to speak with you concerning this.
I want you to get back to me to know when you can make it online and then I will be here to talk with you. I have been withdrawn from the family and I have to speak with you about this. I really love you and I am happy our dreams are coming true now. We will be together soon.
Bye for now and I really love you.
Regards. |
Diane ignores Kelvin. She needs time to think for a while. Kelvin drops in a short note on Monday.
| The Klutzy Scammer wrote: |
IP Address: 81.199.84.130 (Lagos, Nigeria)
Date: Mon, 11 Apr 2005 20:42:42 +0800
From: "Kelvin Adelart" <[email protected]>
To: "Diane Toorun" <diane_toorun@--->
Subject: Re: Welcome Back Darling..
Hi Honey,
Where are you now? I really need to speak with you darling. I am missing you greatly now. I want you to get back tome ok.
Thanks. |
Diane is a tad upset, and does not have any idea which way up the world is now.
| The Scottish Photographer wrote: |
IP Address: (n/a)
Date: Mon, 11 Apr 2005 13:57:21 +0100
From: "Diane Toorun" <diane_toorun@--->
To: "Kelvin Adelart" <[email protected]>
Subject: Talk to me baby.
Kelvin sweetheart,
I've had to sit down long and hard about all that has happened between
us, and I find myself completely confused by it all. I was supposed to
come to your wedding yesterday to take photo's, I have no idea whether
the wedding was on or off. In any case I didn't get any instructions to
come to London to meet you.
I have paid my sister some of my wages to keep her off both our backs,
and now you want me to help with the band? You have said that you have
done something and you have not told me what it is, or where you are, or
what you want me to do. I'm really scared Kelvin and I'm sat here in a
library in Dundee with tears rolling down my face. I'm afraid for both
of us Kelvin, I want to be with you baby, please tell me what is
happening PLEASE.
I am not going to get back home until late tonight, maybe 10pm. I have a
birthday party to shoot this afternoon, and then a 50th wedding party
tonight. I'll try to be on Yahoo Instant Messenger. In the mean time,
please baby, just explain everything in email and send it back to me. I
can check my email again in a while. Please baby, I need you to talk
now ok?
Your Love
Diane |
Will Kelvin be able to explain?
Will Diane be able to understand him?
Keep the dial right here and find out more in part three
END OF PART TWO |
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PART THREE
In part one we saw Diane, our Scottish photographer, accept a job from Kelvin. Having been send a cheque (possibly two) Diane has managed to get Kelvin a little more interested.
Part 2 saw Diane tighten the screws and dangle herself (and the body of Monica Bellucci) right in front of Kelvin's eyes. He has now fallen for Diane, the wedding has not taken place, and Kelvin has asked Diane for money to help pay a debt.
We rejoin the bait just after Diane, crying and confused, writes to Kelvin asking for some explanations...
Diane fully expects an email, but instead she receives another offline message via YIM...
| Yahoo Instant Messenger wrote: |
Monday 11th April 2005 (1519 hrs GMT+1)
YIM ID's have been altered for readability.
Diane isn't sure whether this is only a part of a message.
Kelvin Adelart: want to fall in love. Why? Because that experience makes us feel completely alive. Where every sense is heightened, every emotion is magnified, our everyday reality is shattered and we are flying into the heavens. It may only last a moment, an hour, an afternoon. But that doesn't diminish its value. Because we are left with memories that we treasure for the rest of our lives."
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Diane hangs around waiting for the delightful Kelvin to show his face. He does not, therefore Diane get's the cattle-prod out once more.
| The Scottish Photographer wrote: |
IP Address: (n/a)
Date: Wed, 13 Apr 2005 09:20:24 +0100
From: "Diane Toorun" <diane_toorun@--->
To: "Kelvin Adelart" <[email protected]>
Subject: Talk to me baby.
Baby where are you? I waited on Yahoo Instant Messenger last night. I
have taken the day off work today and will leave Yahoo Instant Messenger
open for you sweetheart, please talk to me honey.
Your love, Diane |
Diane is busy at home today, so leaves Yahoo Instant Messenger switched on... and then look what the cat drags in.
| Yahoo Instant Messenger wrote: |
Wednesday 13th April 2005 (1134-1225 hrs GMT+1)
YIM ID's have been altered for readability.
Kelvin drops in, and rudely drops out again.
Kelvin Adelart: brb
Ok, he must have put his funny tobacco down, and comes back a couple of minutes later.
Kelvin Adelart: Diane r u there?
Diane Toorun: Hi baby, I'm right here.
Kelvin Adelart: i realy miss you darling
Kelvin Adelart: where have u been?
I've been making you wait, what do you think asshole?
Diane Toorun: Miss you too, I've been really worried about you. I've been working, taken today off to have a rest and chat to you.
Kelvin Adelart: did u see my email?
Diane Toorun: Today?
Kelvin Adelart: ok i understand
Kelvin Adelart: no before today
Diane Toorun: Yes, You wanted me to help with the band?
Kelvin Adelart: yes darling
Kelvin Adelart: and there is something we have to discuss as well
Fishing for some sympathy, to which Kelvin kindly obliges
Diane Toorun: What's going on Kelvin, I'm scared.
Kelvin Adelart: don't be scared honey
Kelvin Adelart: its going to be just fine
Now, let's try and find out what he is up to...
Diane Toorun: You said you had done something.
Kelvin Adelart: I have finalised an arrangement on how we will be together and I have agreed coming to the farm with you but before I do that, there is something I have to do
Diane Toorun: A bold step? What have you done?
Kelvin Adelart: I am calling off the wedding
No shit? Took you long enough to actually tell Diane.
Diane Toorun: Her father will be furious. Can you get away from him & her ?
Kelvin Adelart: thats why I said I have taken a bold step.
Diane Toorun: Sweetheart, you have made me really happy.
Kelvin Adelart: I have reviewed how everything is really going to be and very soon honey, we will be together but one thing I want to be sure of is Diane, will the farm be ok for us or we move on?
Diane Toorun: Of course baby, there is plenty of room here for two of us. I want you to be here baby, in my bed and in my arms.
Kelvin Adelart: i am missing you too daring
Kelvin Adelart: I have made up my mind to spend the rest of my life with you too
Kelvin Adelart: but I just want to be sure I am not making the biggest mistake of my life if u rejects me
Kelvin sweetie, you get into bed with Diane you are in for a bit of a shock.
Diane Toorun: I need you so badly, baby, how could I reject you? You are georgous, sweet, kind, loving, and I want you.
Kelvin Adelart: ok honey
Kelvin Adelart: so about the photographer bcos they r part of the arrangements i have made
Kelvin Adelart: i want you to help with their money although the cheque for the photographic work is still coming and we can have that for ourselves
What? The cheque is still coming? Pah!
Diane Toorun: It's still coming? Ok. That's good news, but remember I have already paid Eileen from my own money, we will be able to get her to give it back to me.
Kelvin Adelart: yes when i arrive
Diane Toorun: What about the money for the band?
Kelvin Adelart: but I want you to send the money to the band today or tomorrow then it is through the band that I will take off and i will be with you
Kelvin Adelart: there is a way I have planned it that has to do with the band bcos I have sat down and think of a way to get out of this mysterious life I have been living with the family
Diane Toorun: Ok baby. I can do it tomorrow I think. How much did they need?
At last, he says it!
Kelvin Adelart: 1500pounds
Diane Toorun: Sweetheart, that's ok. I'll take care of it.
Diane Toorun: I need their details.
Kelvin Adelart: ok
Kelvin Adelart: do u have a western union outlet there?
Diane Toorun: Yes, there will be an agent around here somewhere. I'll ask at my bank in the morning.
Kelvin Adelart: u will have to contact them for their details
Kelvin Adelart: or i will ask them to contact you as soon as possible
Kelvin is now being set up for a suprise later in the day.
Diane Toorun: The band did send me details a while ago, will it be the same? I can look in my email for the details sweet.
Kelvin Adelart: but if we can get their money paid by tomorrow, then be expecting me on Friday baby
Kelvin Adelart: I will let you know where to meet me
Kelvin Adelart: ok
Kelvin Adelart: its better to mail them and know
Kelvin Adelart: wait for me honey
Kelvin Adelart: the system is acting up
Kelvin Adelart: ok
Kelvin Adelart: brb
Diane Toorun: OK
Now where did he go?
This little restbite gives Diane time to find the WUxfer details in an email from the band.
Kelvin Adelart: I am back darling
Diane Toorun: Welcome back sweetheart. These are the details I had in an email from the band:- MICHEAL SCOTT, 23 PARKVIEW CRESCENT, SHAKESPEARE ROAD, SE24 0QR, LONDON. But I will email the band today and confirm the details with them.
Kelvin Adelart: ok darling
Kelvin Adelart: i told u they r holland based
Diane Toorun: These details were for their booking agent in London I think.
Kelvin deftly moves Diane towards needing to get in touch with the band.
Kelvin Adelart: they might want to change the details though but just ask them and let us know whats going to happen
Diane Toorun: Ok. I'll send an email and ask.
Kelvin Adelart: so lets talk about us darling
Kelvin Adelart: I am so happy that you accepted me
Diane Toorun: Oh baby, I'm burning inside.
Kelvin Adelart: me too honey
Kelvin Adelart: i saved this pic for u
Kelvin changes his shared YIM picture from Mr Snowman to Mr Hunky
Diane Toorun: OMG. You beautiful man.
Kelvin Adelart: u r more beautiful darling
Kelvin Adelart: r u sure u really want me darling?
Kelvin Adelart: becos I am burning inside just for you
Diane Toorun: Baby, I have thought long and hard about this, but I feel you inside my head. I'm scared sure, but I want you in my arms, forever.
Kelvin Adelart: I don't think I can wait any longer becos I really want to be with you as soon as possible and in the farm u and i alone
Kelvin Adelart: until we work out something for each other
Kelvin Adelart: I LOVE YOU DIANE so much
Kelvin Adelart: and I don't want you to let me down
Diane Toorun: Baby, I'm head over heels with you. I love you too sweetheart.
Kelvin Adelart: I am leaving all behind just becos of you, all i have worked for, all I have lived with all my life
Kelvin Adelart: u kinda opened my eyes to the reality of life
Diane Toorun: You can start again baby. Be what YOU want to be. With me by your side you will be everything you ever wanted to be, and you will be happy, I promise you.
Kelvin Adelart: I have never thought in a moment that I have been enslaved in my life until u came along and opened my eyes
Diane Toorun: I'm just glad I found you baby.
Kelvin Adelart: me too darling
Kelvin Adelart: i am missing ur hug right now
Kelvin Adelart: I love you
Kelvin Adelart: so how was ur trip and everything over the weekend?
Diane Toorun: Love you too honey. My work keeps me very busy, dashing around from place to place. Everything is fine with me. Moreso now I am talking to you again.
Diane needs to turn the heat down a bit, so throws yet another picture request at Kelvin.
Diane Toorun: Baby, can you send me a bigger picture of you? I really would like a better look at you, at least so I can imaginge touching you.
Kelvin Adelart: ok darling
Kelvin Adelart: do u want me to do that now?
Kelvin Adelart: or later
Diane Toorun: Send it to my email baby. I will look at it tonight when I go to bed.
Kelvin Adelart: ok honey
Kelvin Adelart: so where will u be going this morning?
Diane Toorun: I'll email the band after lunch, and once I get a response I'll pop to the bank and find out where a Western Union agent is. I'll go there first thing in the morning.
Kelvin Adelart: ok my darling
Kelvin Adelart: will u be here with me?
Kelvin Adelart: so that we talk more?
Exit procedure starts.
Diane Toorun: Of course baby. I'm going to be making my luch soon, but I can come back on here later if you want to talk more.
Kelvin Adelart: ok honey
Kelvin Adelart: I am very happy
Diane Toorun: Me too sweet.
Kelvin Adelart: ok
Diane Toorun: Right. The sooner I get the email off to the band the better. I'll do it now baby. What time will you be back on again?
Kelvin Adelart: when do u want me to come back
Kelvin Adelart: cos they might be expecting me now
Kelvin Adelart: and the villa is far from here
Diane Toorun: Ok. If it such a long way, how about 8pm tonight? Can you get away?
Kelvin Adelart: yes my love, I will find a way
Diane Toorun: Ok sweetheart. I'll be waiting for you.
Kelvin Adelart: ok honey
Kelvin Adelart: talk to you soon
Diane Toorun: I love you. Speak later.
Kelvin Adelart: I love you too
Kelvin Adelart: and one more thing baby
Oh for goodness sake, now what?
Diane Toorun: ?
Kelvin Adelart: oh never mind
Kelvin Adelart: I love you
Kelvin Adelart: I will ask later
Yeah right, you know you can't just say that to a girlie and expect her to ignore it.
Diane Toorun: What were you going to ask? Come on sweetheart, you can ask me now surely?
Kelvin Adelart: ok ok
Kelvin Adelart: i was thinking of our age
Diane Toorun: I'm 36. I told you already baby.
Kelvin Adelart: ok my darling
Diane Toorun: You?
Kelvin Adelart: 30
Diane Toorun: Does it worry you that I'm older?
Kelvin Adelart: is it ok honey
Kelvin Adelart: ?
Kelvin Adelart: ofcourse not
Kelvin Adelart: i was thinking of u
Diane Toorun: Baby, your are a man, I am a woman. I want you and you want me. The age difference is nothing.
Kelvin Adelart: I know its nothing darling
Kelvin Adelart: I just want to be sure I am not making any mistake by letting you know everything
Diane Toorun: But thank you for being honest, and thank you for thinking of me my love.
Kelvin Adelart: yw darling
He's worried about a 6 year age difference? Get a grip Kelvin.
Diane Toorun: Everything will be fine baby, you'll see.
Kelvin Adelart: and thats why I love you so much
Kelvin Adelart: ok honey
Kelvin Adelart: I know cos my instinct tells me that
Diane Toorun: I love you too. Now, go on away with you. Let me get this email out to the band.
Kelvin Adelart: ok my love
Diane Toorun: I will be here at 8pm waiting for you my love.
Kelvin Adelart: be wioth you soon
Kelvin Adelart: I LOVE YOU
Kelvin Adelart: ok honey
Kelvin Adelart: bye for now
Kelvin Adelart: Missing you already lol
Diane Toorun: Bye my prince.
Kelvin Adelart: bye my princess
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Shortly after this chat (and a cup of tea to recover), Diane sends the email to the band.
Shouldn't this account be dead by now? ed.
| The Scottish Photographer wrote: |
IP Address: (n/a)
Date: Wed, 13 Apr 2005 12:40:26 +0100
From: "Diane Toorun" <diane_toorun@--->
To: "Amsterdam Klezmer Band" <[email protected]>
Cc: "Kelvin Adelart" <[email protected]>
Subject: Western Union Transfer Details
Dear Sir,
I am writing to you on behalf of Mr. Kelvin Adelart who has asked me to
procure the sum of �1,500.00 for transfer to you via Western Union. To
this end I would be obliged if you could confirm your details for me so
I may effect the transfer during the morning of tomorrow, Thrusday 14th
April 2005.
Please allow me to give you my warmest thanks for you cooperation and
assistance.
Sincerely
Diane Toorun
Cc: Kelvin Adelart |
A while later, the band get back to Diane with WUxfer details.
| The Dozy Dutchman wrote: |
IP Address: 81.199.84.130 (Lagos, Nigeria)
Date: Wed, 13 Apr 2005 12:13:08 +0000
From: "Amsterdam Klezmer Band" <[email protected]>
To: "Diane Toorun" <diane_toorun@--->
Subject: RE: Western Union Transfer Details
Dear Ma, (dear who?)
Thanks very much for contacting us. I am very delighted to hear that you will transfer the money tomorrow and it came just at the right time when we were about doing some other things which would have affected Mr. Kelvin Adelart.
We want you to send the money to our booking office in West Africa because we were about sending some money to them for a project which they need to conclude as soon as possible and in order to reduce the stress and cost of having to resend it from here, you can just help us send it directly from there.
This is the Accountant Details you will use in sending the money via western union money transfer is given below:
NAME: KAREEM MICHAEL
ADDRESS: 340A KING JONES AVENUE, OFF OPEBI ROAD, ALLEN, LAGOS 23401 NIGERIA.
As soon as you are through, kindly forward the following details to us:
1..MTCN# (a 10 digit number on the form to be provided by the western union agent)
2..SENDER'S NAME AND ADDRESS
3..TOTAL AMOUNT SENT AFTER WESTERN UNION CHARGES.
4..TEXT QUESTION AND ANSWER USED(You may use " whats it for" as question and "Wedding" as answer)
I will be expecting your email as soon as possible to confirm the receipt of this mail so as to prevent confusion.
Yours Sincerely,
Roberts Jorgens
FOR: AMSTERDAM KLEZMER BAND INC.
www.amsterdamklezmerband.nl
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Diane is just a tad upset that this message got to her. So, she sends off another request to scampatrol to get the MSN Personal Address shut down. At around 5pm Diane is told that the account was taken down by the abuse team at MSN. Does not stop her confirming it herself however...
| The Scottish Photographer wrote: |
IP Address: (n/a)
Date: Wed, 13 Apr 2005 19:48:14 +0100
From: "Diane Toorun" <diane_toorun@--->
To: "Amsterdam Klezmer Band" <[email protected]>
Cc: "Kelvin Adelart" <[email protected]>
Subject: RE: Western Union Transfer Details
Dear Mr Jorgens,
Many thanks for your timely reply. The details are noted and I will let
you know as soon as I return from my trip tomorrow tomorrow morning.
Diane Toorun
Cc: Kelvin Adelart |
... and confirmation comes back immediately ...
| Quote: |
| <[email protected]>: host pamx1.hotmail.com[64.4.45.230] said: 550 Requested action not taken: mailbox unavailable |
Excellent! Thank you MSN Abuse.
Diane sits patiently waiting for Kelvin, who arrives 45 minutes late 
| Yahoo Instant Messenger wrote: |
Wednesday 13th April 2005 (2045-2113 hrs GMT+1)
YIM ID's have been altered for readability.
Kelvin arrives, tail between his legs.
Kelvin Adelart: I am sorry for coming late
Kelvin Adelart: My sweet honey
Kelvin Adelart: r u there honey?
Diane Toorun: Hi baby. I'm right here.
Diane isn't going to slap him, she has other things on her mind.
Kelvin Adelart: ok honey
Kelvin Adelart: how was ur day?
Diane Toorun: Not bad sweet. I contacted the Band to confirm the details.
Kelvin Adelart: and have they confirmed the detail?
Here we go...
Diane Toorun: They wrote back to confirm, and I sent them a thank-you note but it bounced.
Diane Toorun: I Cc'd your email address on both my emails.
Kelvin Adelart: oh ic
Kelvin Adelart: so how r u going to contact them again?
Kelvin Adelart: and it still bounced back
Kelvin Adelart: I only received one
Kelvin appears not to be paying too much attention to Diane, and his responses are ten and twenty seconds apart.
Diane Toorun: I don't know. I'll try again when I come back from the Western Union, but if it bounces I guess I can use the yahoo address from thier website contact page.
That would take Diane straight to the real band. Kelvin needs to think fast.
Diane Toorun: I'll try the .org addy in the morning.
Diane Toorun: Still there sweetheart? Are you busy?
Kelvin Adelart: Ii am here talking to u
Kelvin will no doubt be desperately trying to figure out what to do
Diane Toorun: I will have to go off-line real soon. How come you are so late? Could you not get away?
Kelvin Adelart: i had to go through some plans to prevent her from following me
Diane Toorun: Ok baby. All this will be over soon. We will be together at last.
Kelvin has thought of something...
Kelvin Adelart: oh honey I just received a mail from the band and it says they r having problem with their email account
Diane Toorun: Ok. Tell them thanks, I got the information.
Kelvin Adelart: ok
Diane Toorun: I'll sort it out in the morning.
Kelvin Adelart: so they want you to use this new email to contact them
Diane Toorun: Ok, I'll wrote it down.
Kelvin Adelart: ok honey
Kelvin Adelart: wait
Diane Toorun: Ok baby I'm waiting.
Kelvin quickly creates a new Yahoo account.
Kelvin Adelart: [email protected]
Kelvin Adelart: did u get it honey
Diane Toorun: Ok sweetie. I will send them the information they asked for to the new address. No problem baby.
Kelvin Adelart: ok honey
Kelvin Adelart: so lets talk about us now honey
Sure thing Kelvin, but I still don't have a picture of you.
Diane Toorun: Sweetie, please send me your picture to my email, please please I want to see you.
Kelvin Adelart: yeah I am trying to up load them now
Kelvin appears to go offline. He must be having some trouble at his end. That is Diane's chance to skip out.
Diane Toorun: Thanks. I'm putting a new portfolio together and it will be going on the company website. I'll be able to show you lots of my pictures
Diane Toorun: Baby, I'm really sorry, but I have to go offline now. Send me an email and I'll pick it up when I get out of bed in the morning. Sorry baby, I really must go, my connection time is up for the day. I love you baby.
She goes invisible, just to watch Kelvin come back online and see her gone
Kelvin Adelart: I am sorry too honey, the network was so bad that it kept disconnecting me every second.
Kelvin Adelart: I will be here in the morning tomorrow to come and talk with you ok
Kelvin Adelart: I really will miss you tonight.
Kelvin Adelart: Ii love you so much
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A few minutes later, the band send Diane an email from their new account.
| The Dozy Dutchman wrote: |
IP Address: 81.199.84.130 (Lagos, Nigeria)
Date: Wed, 13 Apr 2005 13:22:04 -0700 (PDT)
From: Roberts Jorgens <[email protected]>
Subject: PROBLEM WITH OUR EMAIL ACCOUNT..
To: "Diane Toorun" <diane_toorun@--->
Cc: [email protected]
Dear Ma, (what's with you? I'm not your mother ok!)
I know you must have been trying to reach us by now, we are experiencing some difficulties in accessing our email account and I will hence forth want you to communicate to us through this email.
I have sent a mail to Mr. Kelvin because I do not know your email address and it was Mr. Kelvin that gave me and asked me to contact you directly.
I will be expecting the western union details as soon as possible tomorrow morning so that I can quickly forward it to our accountant who is to get the money over there.
Thanks for the email and copperation.
Yours Faithfully,
Roberts Jorgens
FOR: AMSTERDAM KLEZMER BAND INC.
www.amsterdamklezmerband.nl
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Less than an hour later, Diane finally get's some pictures of Kelvin.
| The Klutzy Scammer wrote: |
IP Address: 81.199.84.130 (Lagos, Nigeria)
Date: Thu, 14 Apr 2005 05:07:09 +0800
From: "Kelvin Adelart" <[email protected]>
To: "Diane Toorun" <diane_toorun@--->
Subject: The Pictures Honey.
I have attached the pictures to the email my love. Hoping to see you online in the morning. I will be here ok.
Bye for now darling.
My spirit will be with you on the bed as you sleep. Sweet dreams my love.
<< kelvin1.jpg >>
<< Kelvin2.jpg >>
<< Kelvin Little.jpg >>
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The first image is Kelvin's first Yahoo Instant Messenger shared image which had been expolded to 2100x2400. The next was another small image exploded to 1950x2800, and the baby pic was provided to Diane over YIM previously.
The links go to smaller versions.
Diane is not at all pleased by this lousy attempt, and naturally he is trying to hide the true identity of the real subject of these pictures.
Because of this half-assed attempt, Diane decides to ignore Kelvin for a while
| Yahoo Instant Messenger wrote: |
Thursday 14th April 2005 (1047 hrs GMT+1)
YIM ID's have been altered for readability.
Kelvin Adelart: hello darling
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| Yahoo Instant Messenger wrote: |
Thursday 14th April 2005 (1214-1215 hrs GMT+1)
YIM ID's have been altered for readability.
Kelvin Adelart: My Darling
Kelvin Adelart: this is 12:00noon and I have been waiting to speak with you my darling
Kelvin Adelart: there is also something important i want us to discuss my lprincess
Kelvin Adelart: let me know when u will be here
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Well to be perfectly honest, if anyone was expecting to send me �1500 and they didn't turn up all day I would be very worried indeed. I would be sending emails, and maybe even trying to phone?
On Friday, Diane sends out her response to the band
| The Scottish Photographer wrote: |
IP Address: (n/a)
Date: Fri, 15 Apr 2005 10:25:02 +0100
From: "Diane Toorun" <diane_toorun@--->
To: "Roberts Jorgens" <[email protected]>
Cc: "Kelvin Adelart" <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: PROBLEM WITH OUR EMAIL ACCOUNT..
Dear Mr Jorgens,
Sorry for the delay, my computer broke down yesterday and I have been
unable to get online until now. I went to the Western Union as
instructed but they would not accept my transfer. Something about fraud
and Africa. They provided me with some paperwork that they have to have
filled in prior to the transfer taking place. I have attached the
documents for your immediate perusal.
If you let me have them back as soon as possible I will present them to
the Western Union office when next I visit them.
Sincerely
Diane Toorun
Cc: Kelvin Adelart
<< niwu1.jpg >>
<< niwu2.jpg >>
<< niwu3.jpg >>
<< niwu4.jpg >>
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With that done, Diane sits back and writes a letter to Kelvin. Time for some mild slapping me thinks.
| The Scottish Photographer wrote: |
IP Address: (n/a)
Date: Fri, 15 Apr 2005 12:12:08 +0100
From: "Diane Toorun" <diane_toorun@--->
To: "Kelvin Adelart" <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: The Pictures Honey.
Hi baby,
I sent the Band an email, copied it to you too sweetie. Not sure what
all the forms are about, but I hope the band get them back to me quickly
so I can send this money for you.
You said that there was another cheque that was sent to Eileen in
Preston. Sweetie, Eileen is starting to ask questions about why I paid,
and about why she has not got a cheque from you. Baby you need to
explain this too me. Where is the cheque? I paid her out of my own money
baby, and now I'm paying the band for you. Sweetie, please tell me about
the cheque.
Sorry I could not get online yesterday, my machine is playing games with
me. Thanks for the pictures honey, but I wanted good pictures of you,
not small ones that have been blown up beyond all proportion.
Sweetheart, I want to see your pictures ok. I need to see who I'm
talking to. The pictures you sent to me are just plain rubbish baby.
Please I really need to see you, I think it is very important ok.
Please try harder sweetie.
I've been trying to get on Yahoo Instant Messenger to look for you my
prince, but I think it is broken. I've asked my brother-in-law to take a
look at my machine over the weekend, so I hope he can find the problem.
Until then please write to me through email baby.
Your Love
Diane |
END OF PART THREE
So there we leave this episode, with the band being handed security forms, and Kelvin under pressure to supply pictures and explanations.
Part four of our saga will be a test of Kelvin's resolve. He wants to get into Diane's knickers I'm sure, but he's much more interested in her wallet me thinks.
Kelvin has a great deal of form filling to do before Diane can help him. The question is, will he be able to handle it?
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We hope to hear from you very soon. I love to bait scammers but you are a master!!
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