Was my slap too hard:-)))?

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Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2005 11:02 pm

Well this is my first slap. A while back he had wanted me to call him. I used a military explosion while working EOD in Fallujah, Iraq as the reason I lost my hearing. Now he has gone and told me to put aside all talk of the IED that took my hearing and basically insulted my unit, the 3rd Battalion 419th regiment. The bomb busters. Did I hit him too hard? I am awaiting his reply.

BTW, is using the alias of a US Marine ok? Any opinions or questions you can PM me. Thanks much.

Marky,

I DONT THINK YOU GET IT. ON 10 NOV 1775 THE US MARINE CORPS WAS BORN IN TUN TAVERN IN PHILADELPHIA. So hear this and hear it well, I was injured in Falluja, Iraq in September 2005 by a f***ing IED that was planted by some criminal trying to kill/maim innocent kids and civilians. My injury like all the injuries suffered by US Marine Devil Dogs before me is a lot more f***ing important than our HUSH/HUSH deal. I will recover, I will return to theatre, and all the G** D*** money in the world don't matter a bit as long as I have the respect of my fellow Marines. You got that? If I want to talk about the Corps, IED's, or taking a crap in a shell crater while more incoming is exploding around my unit you will listen or you can take our deal wrap a pound of Symtex and Det cord around it, stick it up your a** and wait for the pop!! MESSAGE SENT, HOPEFULLY YOU GET IT NOW. THE MARINE CORPS IS MY FAMILY, YOU TALK BAD ABOUT THEM/DISRESPECT THEM, I WILL HAVE SOMEONE FROM THE FORCE PROTECTION UNIT AT OUR EMBASSY IN NIGERIA CALL YOU ON YOUR NUMBER, MEET YOU, AND OPEN UP AN AMBPHIBIUS LANDING ON YOUR A**!!!!

OOHRAH and God Bless
LCpl C. O. N.

Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2005 12:32 am

? Was my slap too hard ?

It's a Lad... slapping is par for the course Marine! Next time use the butt of your rifle to get the point accross Laughing

I quite liked the slap... but you forgot to mention goats and KY jel.

Thumbs up

Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2005 1:30 am

EU,
Thanks for the input. Next slap will come courtesy of the M249 Squad Automatic Weapon, goats, and KY. I still havn't heard from my pet. Maybe he is hiding from the Force Protection Embassy Unit. Twisted Evil

Let him sweat.

Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2005 9:26 am

Hi Justicebedone i thought that you were very gentle with your lad Twisted Evil

i would say forget the ky jelly use sand! (it seems to get their attention) and it makes the goats more lively as well (so i have heard Rolling Eyes

)re using the emoticon on you never- it is only for lost causes ? re your slow replying lad if he does not respond in a short time he could possibly get an e-mail from one of the guys from your unit (you know the one "mad Mick' who gets all riled up if the units good name gets sullied and sometimes he gets a bit out of control hence the nickname, and funnily enough he is about to be transferwed out to your lads area and would like to meet him and show him how his new combat knife works .this could be followed by an urgent e-mail from you warning him to leave town as you have heard that Mad mick is looking for him and you cannot stand the thought of ANOTHER mutilation and death .Just some ideas for you to toss around, good hunting Big Al

Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2005 9:41 am

BigAl, Thanks for not considering me a lost cause. I can imagine that sand would be mighty effective. I have been to the beach a time or two in my life Shocked

As for Mad Mick, that is friggin awesome. If Marky doesn't reply by tonight I will email him that Embassy Force Protection Nigeria heard about this asshat that spoke bad of the Corps so he shouldn't answer his phone as they are trying to triangulate his position. What do you think? Twisted Evil

Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2005 10:02 am

Hi i think it is great! and maybe ask him not to give his addresse out to anyone at the moment ,and you are so glad that he does not have any dependant family ,it opens up a whole new world of baiting ideas ,go get em big Al

Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2005 10:17 am

OOHRAH
Maybe if he would fill out and return the proper forms to join the Marine Corps League then he would be one of us and I can call off the troops. Have to start making up the proper induction paperwork. You know the Corps, lots of paper to get anything done.

Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2005 11:08 am

In triplicate with ALL those references as well from all sorts of officials that is if he is still around to fill them out!! Big Al

Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2005 11:36 am

Your slap was fine, but you should get off the fence and tell him how you really feel about it.

Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 8:28 am

24 hours late and I still haven't heard from my pet. So I fired off this email figuring I have already lost him.

Marky,
I have not heard from you. That makes this Marine very unhappy. I have forwarded your cell number, 234 8027974265 to the Master Sgt. at the US Embassy in Nigeria. MSgt. M. Mick, they call him "Beserker Mick" because of all the people he has killed while being in the Corps, has assurred me that with the new triangulation equipment we are using to protect our Embassy from terrorist attack it should be no trouble at all to find you when you power up your phone.
Here is my dilema, I feel bad for putting you in this spot please do not turn your phone on or give anybody you address for the next couple days. I will attempt to get MSgt. M. Mick to cool off. To help me with this I need an apology from you. I want a picture of you holding a sign that reads . . . USMC is the toughest fighting force in the world. OOHRAH. Get me this picture and I will call off MSgt. M. Mick, but again do not answer your phone until you have sent me that picture. I am truly sorry, send me this picture. I do not want your blood on my hands.

OOHRAH,
LCpl C. O. N.

Now, tommorow I will email him from MSgt. Mad "the beserker" Mick telling him that Embassy Force Protection is coming for him and he better get out of the darn cafe. Twisted Evil

Any other hints and helps are always welcomed.

Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 9:03 am

yea way to go ,maybe a panic e-mail saying that you have heard that they have just got his postion!!! he didn"t use his phone did he??? and to get his ass into gear and send the e-mail while he still has an ass to run with could help his peace of mind. you could be so sorry that it has come to this but you did try to warn him even at the risk to your own safety(what a hero) and it will really upset your whole day if anything happens Big Al Crying or Very sad

Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 10:26 am

Morning Big Al,

I am about to finish up my work night and go home and get some sleep. When I wake up I think I will send the MSgt Mad Mick email. I think on the next lad I will be better with this Marine Corps modality.
PRACTICE, PRACTICE, PRACTICE

Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 2:10 pm

Hi thanks for your post you are doing good, even if you do not hear back from him you have messed with his mind and he will be looking over his shoulder a lot just imagine what he feels if he sees any troops in town !! yopu are learning fast go get em Big Al Wink

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Yes, I like this slap. But I like him filling out 25 forms in triplcate even better....

Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2005 7:45 pm

Slap him, I am getting ready for a huge slap on my lad soon, he is frustrated, he is gone from being angry to a whiner.

Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2005 1:36 am

That is hilarious, I hope he sends you that picture. Maybe Beserker needs some cash to have him stand down. heh heh heh

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