My first semi-successful bait

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Not quite a Newb Joined: 01 Oct 2005 Posts: 75

see...what I've been doing is bombing them with the most ludicrous/insulting stuff and then going back and pleading: "it was the booze that made me act that way..."

Barrister Bebeh Kevin to me
More options 11:37 am (17 minutes ago)

DEAR JIM,
I PRAY THAT YOU SEEK DEVINE INTERVENTION IN YOUR MATTER AS IT WILL RUIN YOU SOON IF YOU DONT STOP. HOWEVER YOUR PLEA FOR FORGIVENESS THOUGH HAS BECOME VERY REGULAR HAS BEEN RECIEVED ON MY BEHALF AND THAT OF MY CLIENT, THERE IS AN AFRICAN ADAGE THAT SAYS ...IT IS WHAT IS IN A MAN'S MIND WHEN HE IS SOBBER THAT COMES OUT OF HIS MOUTH WHEN THE STOMACH IS FULL WITH ALCHOHOL..................SHOW ME YOUR FRIENDS AND I WILL TELL YOU WHO YOU ARE.............

I INTEND TO WARN MY CLIENT ABOUT HOW IRRESPONSIBLE YOU ARE AND ADVICE HER TO DO EVERYTHING POSSIBLE TO DISCONTINUE THIS TRANSACTION WITH YOU AS YOU SPELL NOTHING BUT TROUBLE, IF SHE TAKES MY ADVICE... WELL AND GOOD BUT IF NOT, I MAY HAVE TO WITHDRAW MY LEGAL SERVICE TO HER AND RETURN BACK TO SOUTH AFRICA AS I WOULD NOT HAVE STRUGGLED ALL MY LIFE TO GET TO WHERE I AM TODAY ONLY TO BE INSULTED CONTINUALLY BY AN UNDERPRIVILEDGED DRUNKARD WHOM I HAVE CONSISTENTLY TRIED TO HELP IN THE NAME OF A LEGAL BRIEF.

YOU AND YOUR HABBITS ARE JUST APPAULING TO SAY THE LEAST.
I WILL COPY MISS STELLA MY CLIENT THIS SAME MALE TO ENABLE HER UNDERSTAND EXACTLY HOW I FEEL ABOUT YOU.

HAVE A NICE LIFE IF YOU STILL CAN. Laughing

KEVIN. BEBEH.

Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2005 4:04 pm

For a minute there, I thought he was saying you had appalling Hobbits! Laughing

Is it over, or are the boys at CHUD going to give you a character reference??

Not quite a Newb Joined: 01 Oct 2005 Posts: 75

this from C.H.U.D. to me and blind copied to Bebeh

Our mistake, re. dues- re. membership code- 35168 Inbox

Ben Cartwright to me
More options 12:06 pm (2 minutes ago)

Dear Mr. Kirksworth (Jim),

After rechecking our books we have discovered a huge error that was committed on our part. It appears that we are owing a sum of money to you in the amount of $73,500, (30 years dues overpayment plus compound interest). We would like you to get in touch with us to work out terms of payment. We apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused you.

Sincerely,

Ben Robert Cartwright, CEO
C.H.U.D.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 01 Oct 2005 Posts: 75

can anyone help me create a fake spreadsheet for the amount that C.H.U.D. owes me? I figure I might be able to rope them back in if they smell money.

Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2005 4:03 am

What spreadsheet do you need? A ledger showing amounts due each year, with a systematic overpayment over a 30-year period, with interest accumulating each year, for a total of what was it, $73,000?

That would take about 5 minutes. How do I get it to you?

Not quite a Newb Joined: 01 Oct 2005 Posts: 75

she/he it stopped writing to Jim Kirksworth....however Sam Jackson is her new friend....

check this out- made-up address
Stella,

Thank-you for writing back to me. Here is the information that you asked for.

1.) Full name is Samuel Johnson Jackson
2.) Mailing address is R.R. #1, 17 Oak Crescent, Burns Flat, Washita County, 73624, United States of America
3.) Phone number 206-XXX-XXXX

Stella <[email protected]> wrote:
Dear Sam Jackson,
Thanks for your positive response to my mail and your willingness to help me in this mutual benefiting transaction.

Could you please furnish me with your personal contact details including your address, telephone and fax numbers while I brief my attorney who will co-ordinate the transaction with you because of the confidential nature of this transaction vis-�-vis my position in government.
Urgently awaiting your response.
Sincerely yours
STELLA. SIGCAU

Not quite a Newb Joined: 01 Oct 2005 Posts: 75

unbelievable-

Dear Sam Jackson,

Thanks for your prompt response to my mail. I will brief my attorney on this matter and I am sure you will be contacted ASAP by him. His name is KEVIN BEBEH of BEBEH AND ASSOCIATES. Almost every detail you need is contained in my initial mail to you, my attorney will further brief you but if there be any specific information you need, state it and please specify. I would appreciate if you accord my attorney the same level of co-operation, which you have given me for the smooth conclusion of this transaction.

Please endeavor to inform me and always let me know of your dealings with him when he contacts you. Also endeavor to observe the strict confidentiality of this transaction. I would need a brief biography of yours to enable me familiarize myself with you.

My hearty regards your family.
Have a blessed day.
MS. STELLA SIGCAU.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 01 Oct 2005 Posts: 75

Stella,

Thanks again for taking the time to write back. I'm not too good at writing about myself, but here goes...I was born in 1948 to Sara and Joab Jackson. My father was a sharecropper and my mother a school teacher. I am self educated (did not get pass grade 10 in school). I learend the carpentry trade through different jobs I have worked at over the years. I am divorced with 2 grown children. Hope this is what you want. regards

Not quite a Newb Joined: 01 Oct 2005 Posts: 75

Stella's rant-

tsk, tsk...the mugu's lost it....

OBOY, U GET TIME OO. E BE LIKE SAY YOU NO GET ANY WORK TO DO? ABEG LEAVE MY BOX ALONE, THE GAME IS OVER.
ONLY U GET 4 EMAIL ADDRESSES JUST TO DISTURB MY WORK. U SAY U BE DRUNKARD BUT U STILL GET TIME TO WASTE. TIME DE GOOO .U BETTER STOP DRINKING AND FINE UR OWN MUGUS.

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