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Ok...this is my first work and my first time posting, if any of the language needs to be removed please PM me and I will fix it. The language is part of the humor though. I figure this guy doesn't know english so well so I and switching out words and passing it stright by him. I got his information from another forum saying "Bait this fool" so my first e-mail is just to phish him out and get him talking to me. THIS IS STILL IN PROGRESS, BUT I AM TOO EXCITED TO WAIT AND POST AFTERWARDS.

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Hello:

I am very interested in this venture. Penis send me some more information.

Gracias:

Joe Castillas

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Dear Joe Castillas ,

Thanks for your mail, firstly i will congratulate you for your willingness to assiste me me get this funds transfer into your account,but i will let you know one thing that will help us get this transaction conlude sucessfully thatis trust and honest to ourselvies.

I am a bank manager and this fund was deposite in my bank by Late Barry Kelly an American Oil contractor to Nigerian National Petroluem Coporation(NNPC) befor his death on june 6th 1997 with along side with his family.he made this deposite for 12calender month hopin to use the fund in a project here in Africa on humanity (lesspriviledge).

Afer a long time we dont here from him the management of my bank made it a task for me to locate his relation so that they can cliam the fund before the fund will declear uncliam and return to the bank suspence account which will be use for some domestic project.

Secondly, i contact you at this juncture to stand as the next of kin to LATE Barry Kelly so that this fund will transfer into your account, as i already told you we have alot to gain, i agree to share this fund in the ratio of 40% for you, 50% for me while 10% will be map out as for expencess incure in the process of this transaction both here and your country,

I will be very much greatfull to recieve the following informations from you so that we can proceed with the transaction,

YOUR BANKING INFORMATION OF ANY WISH BANK THAT YOU FEEL WILL BE SAVE TO RECIEVE THIS FUND,YOUR ACCOUNT AND ADDRESS OF THE BANK

YOUR TELEPHONE NUMBER.

YOUR PERSONAL IDENTICATION

YOUR OCCUPETION,
YOUR RESIDENTIAL

I need this information to submite an application to our bank remittance department for the transfer of the into your account, be rest assured that this transaction is 100% risk free, i will make arrangement with a good lawyer here to do all the documentation on your behalf, this transaction will be legaly documented to aviod breach of law of both country.you have not to let this bother you becuse my transaction is different from others, you have to be very carefull to the way you recieve emails from the internet due to the internet freudsters in the globe,

Please get back to me as soon as possible so that we can fullly commece the transaction.
I wait for your urgent responds
Thanks and God bless.

Tom Bello

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Hello Tom:

I cannot find the original e-mail that I sent you you. Dick you change e-mail addresses recently? As you can undesrtstand I want to ensure that I am sending this information to someone I e-mailed already. There are a lot of people out there that you *DELETED* trust.

Thank you.

joe.

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Dear Joe Castillas,

Thanks for your mail i understandall you said but i want to let you konw that i have all your mail in my box, please send the information to me so that i can submit application to the bank in your name,

Actually there are a lot of poeple in the internet look for some one to defraud but i will asure you that this transaction is defferent because i need your help, please kindly send your informations as i requested so that we can proceed in the transaction,

I wait for your informations thanks and God bless.

Tom Bello

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Hello Tom:

I don't thing that you fully fingered out what I was saying. Dick you currently change your e-mail address I have an e-mail from a similar address in my box that I think is you ( [email protected]) is this also your address? This will help to support my balls and give me the confidence to move forward with giving you my information.

Joe.

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Dear Joe,
I am sorry the email address is my but i change it due to the confidentality of the transaction , please send the information to me now with this email address [email protected] so that i can submit application to the bank .
I wait for your reply, thanks and God bless.

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Hello Tom:

I am wet with joy that you are keeping all the the security in mind on this transaction. I am a virgin when it cums to international transactions as I have never done this before. (PERSONAL INFORMATION THAT WAS SENT REMOVED FROM HERE) I will anxiously await these documents so that I can sign and return them.

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Dear Joe,

How are you today i hope you are ok , thanks for your informations i have sumitted application to the bank in your name as the next of kin to late Barry Kelly for the cliam , please the international remittance department of the bank (Owena BankPlc) contact you please for there mail to me so that i will advice you on what to do . please you should not bother yourself the transaction is legalized and 100% risk free, there is no problem to the transaction , this transaction will not put you in trouble. as we are going to make use of a lawyer here to get all the necessery documents for the transfer.

Please you and i know about this, we shall keep it confidentail , so that we can sucessfully conclude the transaction, i wait for your reply, thanks and God bless.

Tom

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Hello Tom:

I will wait for the bank of Owena BankPlc to contact me and I will insert their information to you. I will be very busy today as I need to stroke my scholong to keep the pipes clean. I will return all e-mails tommorrow after this hard and messy work is completed. I am bursting with joy over this transaction.

Joe.
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I hope you guys like and I am not breaking any rules!

Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 3:10 am

That is hilarious! Keep us updated please! Laughing

I especially like the last one:

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I will be very busy today as I need to stroke my scholong to keep the pipes clean. I will return all e-mails tommorrow after this hard and messy work is completed. I am bursting with joy over this transaction.

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 3:05 pm

yeah this ones off to a real good start

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 5:42 pm

Oh, Nickjam... this is shaping up to be a good one! Can't wait for your updates! Laughing

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