Driving my Lad Crazy...

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Not quite a Newb Joined: 05 Sep 2005 Posts: 30

One of the things I love to do is to reply in multiple languaes. It drives the lads insane, espically when I keep doing.

http://www.freetranslation.com/ is a great, easy translation site (lets you do up to 150 words at a time into about 20 languages. Here's an example of a triple language bait (Sorry to Nurse Nasty for stealing character...It's just too cool and funny not to do...don't worry, my bait is following a differnt path, soon the Nurse will have a 'tragic accident' at the hand of a john...)
Shocked

Dear Sir Madam,
Complement of the season it is a very great plesure for me to send you this
mail And i will like to introduce my self i am Mr Jun Cheng from china i work as the personal
accountant to Mrs Maria.Mrs Maria died in an auto crash accident with is
family on their way to united state of american living the sum of
nine(9)million us$ in a code account section in the bank department.

It has been a long time since nobody came to claim the money the bank
department ask me to produce a next of kin that we claim the
money.That is the reason i send you this mail. for you to assite me claim the money there is no risk in invove in cliaming of the money %100 free from risk.
And as the personal accountant i have all the money code which Mrs Maria
left behind such as the money code N.N.B.654187650000
file numbers 7614229877000
access code 765439870000

Please if you are intersted kindly mail the bank as the next of kin to
Mrs
Maria with those code numbers which i have giving to you. and send the
bank
your information such as
1.Name:.....................................................
2.CountryName:..........................................
3.Home address:.........................................
4.Phone numbers:........................................
5.E-mail address:..........................................
6.Fax numbers:............................................

And i want you to contact the bank department Via email new nigeria
bank [email protected] send your contact information as the next of kin You can get to more information jackson the bank casher email address [email protected]

I am waiting to here from you.
Thank you
Mr Jun Cheng

And i we tell you what to do as the next of kin remmber no risk invove
in
the tranfer of the 9million$ i am a very honest person and also i need
honest person that can help me claim the money.%40 from the total
money.That
is the money giving to you.

Дорогой г. Ченг,

Ваша электронная почта была очень странна. Я не используюсь к получению электронных почт подобно этому в моем частном адресе. Я обычно только распределяю мою электронную почту доверяемым клиентам. Как сделал Вы получаете эту электронную почту

Я - очень частная женщина и имею дело с очень частными вопросами. Звук денег, вовлеченных в это дело возбуждает меня в способе, которым ваш примитивный мозг не понял бы.

Однако, несмотря на вашу очевидную глупость, я с нетерпением жду проводить дальнейший бизнес с Вами

Хозяйка Джессика
Медсестра

Estimado Sr Cheng,

Su correo electr�nico era muy extra�o. Yo no soy utilizado a recipientes correos electr�nicos como esto en mi direcci�n privada. Yo normalmente s�lo distribuyo mi correo electr�nico a clientes confiados. C�mo hizole obtiene este correo electr�nico

Soy una mujer muy privada y trato con asuntos muy privados. El sonido del dinero implic� en este trato me emociona de una manera su cerebro primitivo no entender�a.

Sin embargo, a pesar de su estupidez obvia, yo espero realizar el negocio adicional con usted

La amante Jessica El Enfermero

Dear Mr Cheng,

Your email was very strange. I am not used to receiving emails like this at my private address. I normally only distribute my email to trusted clients. How did you obtain this email

I am a very private woman and deal with very private matters. The sound of the money involved in this deal excites me in a way your primitive brain would not understand.

However, despite your obvious stupidity, I am looking forward to conducting further business with you

Mistress Jessica
The Nurse