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Quite long, but I'm making progress with these two.... Twisted Evil

Mr.Hija Dickvovic is dying in hospital, and has a considerable amount of wonga that he would like to leave to me [Christina]
Oh, he also has a barrister that claims to be based in London...strange? There's no company registered in London with that name...how very strange?

Anyway, pretty much standard baiting so far, but I'm about to set up a trip to see this poor creature before he dies...[ Hope the flight's late..]
I've just received a mail from his 'barrister' and wanted to know why his passport scan came through a different address.....

Dear Christane,
This is my lnternational
personal passport,please you have nothing to
fear in this transaction,all l want is for you to make
sure that my fund is been delievered to the less
priviledged people across the world.
View this and get back to me as soon as possible.

christina ******wrote:
Hi,

I don't fully understand why your email address
has changed? Is that for security purposes? as it
shows that you are called Michael Hodge from the UK? I
am not convinced.

Christina

micheal hodge wrote:
Hello Christina,
Please note.that my client is no
longer using that email address,his brother wanted
to go through his lnformations,so he has charged
his email address,please lf you are discussing with
anybody about mr divkovic than no that that person
should be me the attorney.so please l just want you
to get back to me as soon as possible,dont discuss
about any transaction with anybody to avoid any scam.[ aww, he cares..]

l wait to hear from you very soon.

BARRISTER MICHEAL HODGE,
HODGE&HODGE ASSOCAITES
101 COLLINS STREET LONDON.

Slap time!!

Heer Director wrote: Thought I'd change my name as well, see if he notices..

Hi Michael,

I notice that you are based in London from your last
email. I will be in London this week-end, could you
give me directions to your offices, and I will bring
whatever documentation it is that you require, as I
said before, I am not very good with my computer and
cannot attach scanned material.

I am surprised that your client did not inform me
that he was changing his email address, seeing that this
is a top secret transaction and to be quite blunt, I am
pretty piss3ed off about that. Don't worry though, I will
let him know for sure.

Let me know what to do next, I bait your reply,[ I thought that was quite cool...]

Christina

micheal hodge wrote:

I got your email ,Firstly, did you know the pains of
having a disappointment brother who mr divkovic felt
will succeed after his inheritance?

Did you know the orgy of brotherhood?[Nope?do tell...] After all that have happened to him in life, which he lost his wife
and his precious Son in a ghastly car accident.

A month ago, his Brother in connection with his
Accountant conspired and forged a check of $2.7
million in his co-operate account in Canada and up
till now they were nowhere to be found despite all
the effort of the Interpol and secret services and
that his brother is trying all effort to make sure
that he gets all mr divkovics estate funds,so that
is why mr divkovic has decieded to change his email
l.d to *********[email protected], please note that
anybody that contacts you from the former l.d or any
l.d containing mr divkovic please reject the person
ok lt might be his brother who wants to take all his
estate fund.l will like you to contact mr divkovic
as soon as you get my mail.

Christina, mr divkovic told me that lt would be
better for you to inherit his wealth than his
brothers. Your plague is to distribute the fund to
helpless people across the globe and take the
percentage he asked you to take.

Send the information I ask you so that l will
proceed and transfer the change of ownership
certificate to the finance company as soon as
possible,please note that mr divkovic is not feeling
fine now,he is having serious pains in the
hospital.so my duty is to make sure that his fund
gets to you before he dies. l will like you to
furnish me with the following.

> 1.your full name.

> 2.your personal address

> 3.your personal phone/fax number.

This will enable me send lt to the finance company
as soon as possible for them to contact you and
transfer the fund to your personal account.

I wait hearing from you,

BARRISTER MICHEAL HODGE

HODGE&HODGE ASSOCATIES
101 COLLINS STREET LONDON.

Christina replies:
Dear Hodgy,

I read your mail with tears in my eyes...I cannot
believe that Hija's own brother would do such a
thing..I simply cannot imagine how one human being
could try to steal money by deception from another..It
amazes me that he would try such a thing. I hope that
Hija reported him to the police?

I simply don't trust people these days, I mean, its a
hard enough world by any standards, but when you think
of all the nasty, deceptive people that are around, it
makes me shudder to the bone.

I have just planned a trip to New York next month, as
I want to off-load some of this cash that I have...so
I plan on a mega-spending spree, then, when I return,
I can plunder my account of the lovely money that you
are going to help me get through this easy and risky
free transaction. Oh I do hope Hija dies peacefully in
his sleep, I wouldn't like to think of him suffering.

As I mentioned in my previous post, please let me know
where your offices are in London, so that I can
deliver by hand the documentation for you. That way, I
know it will be safe and secure.

I don't trust the Internet these days, as I had my box
hacked last month, and if you're a woman like I am,
that can sometimes be quite painful.

Anyway, I'm awaiting your instructions.

Give my regards to Hija,

Love Christina

The Barrister responds: This time, he sounds 'serious'..ha ha ha ha ha

Hello Christina,

l want to lnform you that you have nothing to fear in this transaction,all l want from you now is to send me your full details as soon as possible.posting lt is not safe and somebody can also hijack your mail through posting,so l dont know what is wrong with you,mr hija[ Some Barrister you are mate, you've got his name wrong...] trusted you that is why he ordered me to send to you his lnternational passport to clear you,so l believe that you should do the same to fasten this transaction. all l need from you is your details.Please lf you are not serious with this transaction please dont email me back,l have a lot of things to do. [yeah, like trying to scam other people....]

1,your full name.
2,your personal address
3,your personal phone/fax number

If l can get this from you now then l can proceed to send your lnformations to the finance company as soon as possible.

BARRISTER MICHEAL HODGE
HODGE&HODGE ASSOCAITES
101 COLLINS STREET LONDON.

At this point, Christina gets a bit twitchy, and tries old Hija on his new mail address, fully expecting no reply, as the guy is seriously dying in hospital with a fatal dose of whatever...

Hija,

I hope this finds you well enough to read it in the
hospital cyber cafe.
I am really not too impressed with this attorney that
you are using, Michael Hodge, I don't trust him at
all, and I think he is trying to get me to send my
details so that he can take your money for himself. I
am a very cautious girl you know, and I only want what
is best for you my dearest Hija. He told me about your
brother trying to steal money from you.

I would like to come and visit you to sign the
relevant documentation and to see you before you die
of this horrible desease. Please send me some details
of the nearest airport and I will make a reservation
at a nearby hotel to come and see you in person.

Christina xx

Then, as if by magic, he makes a full recovery, and mails me back within five minutes....

Dear Christina,
Thank you for your mail,l am very happy to hear from you,my dear sister,l want you to know that lt is true that my brothers are so wicked to me and all they want is to get all l have worked for in life.please note;that mr micheal hodge is just trying to help me and you to make sure that my fund is in your custody before l die.my doctor told me that l have one month to stay,so all l want is for my fund to be in your custody.mr micheal told me that you refused to send to him your personal lnformations for him to prepare a document which he will send to the finance company in canada where my fund is in their custody,please my dear christina know that l trusted you and l belief that you will not disapponit me,so have faith and send your full lnformations to him or you send lt to me.please l want my fund to be in your custody before my brothers can know about my fund.

l wait to hear from you very soon.

Love,
Hija.

Awww, Bless!

Christina wants to fly to...shit, I don't even know where to see her friend before he expires...

Dearest Hija,

I am so glad that you are able to use email from
hospital, do they have Internet cafes there? That is
so cool...when I die, I think I might die in a
hospital like that, it must be very nice there.

Anyway, did you not read the last mail I sent to you?
I am going to come to see you before you die, and I am
just booking a flight now on the Internet.

Please brother, let me know which airport to fly to,
and then I can come and finalise the deal without
Michael Hodge. Please, if you want to do this
transaction, get rid of him and get another barrister,
otherwise, I will not do the deal.

I am not a nasty person, I just want what is best for
you my dearest Hija, please don't check out on me
before I can get there.
I will send you some money by western Union to cover
the cost of helping me get a hotel..please let me know
which one is the best, I usually stay at the Holiday
Inn, as they have the best beds, nice n big!!

Anyway, my love, I have to go now, my box is being
hacked again I think

Christina.

Then, Christina introduces another character from stage left...Hija's Bad Bro', who has supposedley hacked the barristers yahoo mailbox and is about to get nasty...

My dearest Michael,

I am very worried about the transaction. I have just
received an email from someone that I think is Hija's
brother as he has hacked your Yahoo email account and
stole the details of the deal.

Please get back tome about this, I am very frightened
and don't want anything nasty to happen to Hija.

More to follow....I feel a Safari coming on.... Twisted Evil

Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2005 11:46 am

awww.... Christina, your all heart. It's so rare these days. I do hope you get your money before the bitch dies... my heart is bleeding.

sniff, sniff...

btw - my personal favourites.

Quote:

Did you know the orgy of brotherhood?

Quote:

I simply don't trust people these days, I mean, its a
hard enough world by any standards, but when you think
of all the nasty, deceptive people that are around, it
makes me shudder to the bone.

Quote:

Oh I do hope Hija dies peacefully in
his sleep, I wouldn't like to think of him suffering.

Your so caring.

In the nice'n'big bed,
Nurse Nasty

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Well, a week has passed, and poor old Hija must be really poorly, as neither he or his barrister has mailed her...since this epic..
--- micheal hodge <[email protected]>
wrote:

> Hello Christina,
>
> l want to lnform you that you have nothing to fear
> in this transaction,all l want from you now is to
> send me your full details as soon as
> possible.posting lt is not safe and somebody can
> also hijack your mail through posting,so l dont know
> what is wrong with you,mr hija trusted you that is
> why he ordered me to send to you his lnternational
> passport to clear you,so l believe that you should
> do the same to fasten this transaction. all l need
> from you is your details.Please lf you are not
> serious with this transaction please dont email me
> back,l have a lot of things to do.
>
> 1,your full name.
> 2,your personal address
> 3,your personal phone/fax number
>
> If l can get this from you now then l can proceed to
> send your lnformations to the finance company as
> soon as possible.
>
> BARRISTER MICHEAL HODGE
> HODGE&HODGE ASSOCAITES
> 101 COLLINS STREET LONDON.

So, being the caring and humble type, she offers her helping hand...

Michael,

I take it from your lack of response that Hija is now
dead, and therefore the deal is over?

Shame,

Chjristina

ps, Now that the stiff's outta the way, are you up for a 50/50 on the stash?

Twisted Evil