Mugu in a Tutu

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Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 9:15 pm

It started with an ASEM:-

Quote:

Hi Fred,

The finance department have approved the payment. All
I need to know is where to send it and we are all set.

Buck

sent by me from one baiting account to another and cc'ed to several lads.

The reply that mattered :-

Quote:

DEAR BUCK,

WITH PROFOUND LOVE TO WRITE YOU HOWEVER HERE IS THE ACCOUNT I WANT YOU TO WIRE THE MONEY INTO. WELL SIR I WANT TO INFORM YOU ON SERIOUCE ISUE ABOUT THE INETERNET PASSWORD HACKERS, I HAVE BEEN HACKER BY THE INTERNET HACKERS WITH MY HOLD EMAIL ADDRESS(xxxxxxxxxx) PLEASE SIR I DON'T WANT YOU TO RESPONSE TO THIS EMAIL AGAIN xxxxxxxxx I AM NO LONGER USING IT THE HACKER HAS TOOK IT AWAY FROM ME SO FROM NOW ON YOU SHOULD NOW RESPOND TO THIS MY NEW EMAIL ADDRESS (xxxxxxxxx) THIS IS MY NEW EMAIL ADDRESS.

AND SIR I WANT US FROM NOW ON WE SHOULD START USING THIS PASSWORD PHRASE FOR IDENTIFICATION THIS IS THE (PASSWORD I LOVE MR BUCK) PLEASE SIR USE THIS AT ANY GIVEN TIME YOU ARE WRITING ME AND I WILL ALSO USE IT TOO THIS IS FOR SECURITY REASONS PLEASE SIR KEEP TO MY WORD.

PLEASE SIR, WIRE THE MONEY HERE. THIS IS THE PAYMENT INFORMATIONS.

XXXXXXXXX

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

XXXXXXXXXXXX

AS SOON AS YOU SEND THE MONEY KINDLY SCAN THE PAYMENT SLIP AND SEND IT TO MY MAIL. PLEASE SIR DO NOT RESPOND THIS EMAIL AGAIN THE HACKER ARE USING IT (xxxxxxxx) RESPOND TO THIS NEW EMAIL ADDRESS xxxxxxxx

THANKS BEST REGARDS,

MR. FRED

PASSWORD I LOVE MR BUCK

He wasn't getting away so easily though

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Hi Fred,
I LOVE MR BUCK
This is bad news about the hacker. I told you about
this earlier didn't I? The world of international
fashion is cut throat and I did warn you that other
firms would try to steal the latest design before it
is marketed. What really worries me is that the leak
must have come from within my office. I am, as you
know, using my private e-mail so no one would know
that you are the new designer. Anyway that is my
problem, not yours.

By the way, I hope you don't mind but the payment is
going to come in 5 seperate amounts of $20,000 each.

Buck

Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 9:22 pm

That seemed to pique his interest:-

Quote:

PASSWORD I LOVE MR BUCK
DEAR MR. BUCK,

HOW ARE YOU TODAY? WELL I WAS VERY SAD TO SEE THIS HAPPENING TO ME WHY BECAUSE YOU TOLD ME OF THIS BEFORE NOW, WELL WE HAVE TO FIND A PROPAR SOLUTION TO THIS IMMEDIATELY.

PLEASE WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO NOW IS FOR YOU TO CHANGE YOUR EMAIL NOW AND NOT TO GO BACK TO THIS YOUR EMAIL AGAIN AND PLEASE KINDLY SEND TO ME ALL THE INFORATIOMS TO ME ASAP AND DON'T FORGET THAT YOU HAVE TO MAKE THIS PAYMENT TOMORROW IMMEDIATELY ASAP AND AS SOON AS YOU MAKE THE PAYMENT SCAN THE PAYMENT SLIP AN SEND IT TO MY NEW EMAIL ADDRESS.

WELL I HAVE CONSIDER YOUR ORDER FOR THE PAYMENT SHOULD COME IN 5 SEPERATE AMOUNT OF $20,000 EACH TIME. PLEASE DON'T USE THIS EMAIL AGAIN xxxxxxxx SIGN UP IN ANOTHER EMAIL ACCOUNT THIS IS FOR SECURITY REASONS.

THANKS,

BEST REGARDS,

MR. FRED.

PASSWORD I LOVE MR BUCK

But:-

Quote:

Hi Fred,

I LOVE MR BUCK

Your sense of humour hasn't changed any has it Smile

You
know I can't send the first instalment until you send
me the picture of the model. By the way I have had
one of our models photographed wearing the Tutu and
have attached the picture. Great isn't it?

You really are a genius, a male Tutu..that will be one
in the eye for Georgio, I bet the Armani range will
have nothing like it in the Paris show.

Anyway send me the picture of the model wearing the
Tutu with "Sugar Plum Fairy" written on his chest as
we discussed and I'll have the money wired first
thing.

Buck

The picture I attached was one I found on the web and we now enter into some discussion:-

Quote:

DEAR BUCK,

I LOVE MR BUCK

HOW ARE YOU TODAY? I ACKNOWLEDGE YOUR MAIL AND THE CONTECT ARE WELL UNDRESTOOD HOWEVER I AM SURING YOU THAT AS SOON AS YOU SEND THE FIRST PAYMENT I WILL SEND YOU THE PICTURE YOU REQUIRED FOR AND AS YOU SAID THAT THIS EMAIL ADDRESS IS YOUR PRIVET MAIL WELL I WILL LIKE YOU NOT TO CHANGE IT AGAIN.

THE PICTURES YOU WANT ME TO SEND I WILL IT BUT MY OFFICE WORKERS NEED SOME PROVE FROM YOU AS YOU HAVE ASSURE ME BEFORE THAT YOU WILL DO ALL TO KEEP THS BUSINESS SAVE SO I AM LOOKING FORWARD TO SEE YOUR PROMISES.

THANKS,

MR FRED.

I LOVE MR BUCK

Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 9:27 pm

Quote:

Hi Fred
I LOVE MR BUCK

OK, your sense of humor is legendary but enough is
enough Fred. You know we need the picture for the
catalogue before the Paris show next month, you know
you got the $5,000 initial fee for the design and the
publicity pictures. So quit fooling around and send
the picture so I can get it to the printer and get the
first $20,000 off to you.

Buck

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DEAR BUCK,

I LOVE MR BUCK

I ACKNOWLEDGE YOUR MAIL AND ALL THE CONTENT ARE WELL UNDERSTOOD HOWEVER I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT THE $5.000 YOU SENT, I RECEIVE IT BUT THE MONEY YOU SENT FOR THE DESIGN AND THE PUBLICITY OF THE PICTURES WAS NOT ENOUGH AND I HAVE BEEN WORRIED BECAUSE THIS PEOPLE WE WORK TOGETHER IN THE OFFICE, SAID, THEY CAN ONLY ALOW ME TO SEND THIS PICTURES WHEN THEY RECEIVE THE FIRST PAYMENT AND I HAVE TREID TO CONVINCE THEM ON THIS MATTER BUT THEY SAID NO, SO I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO AT THIS TIME NOW, AND ALL THESE PICTURES ARE ON THEIR HAND NOW BECAUSE THEY FELD I WILL SEND THE PICTURE TO YOU THAT IS WHY THEY TOLK IT OUT FROM ME. THE DESIGN AND THE PUBLICITY OF THE PICTURES BALANCE MONEY WAS $3,000,

CAN YOU PLEASE SEND THE MONEY IMMEDIATELY TO ENABLE ME GET THE PICTURES OUT FROM THEM AND SEND IT TO YOU BEFORE PARIS COMES,

THANKS,

MR. FRED.

I LOVE MR BUCK

Sorry...but I use swear words here:-

Quote:

Fred
I LOVE MR BUCK

This is not funny anymore. If you are having a
problem with the picture then tell me what it is and
we'll try and work through it. What is this shit about
people in your office not allowing you to send the
pictures? You own the fucking office for Chrissake,
if any of your staff are giving you shit, fire their
fucking asses! Just send the fucking picture. I've
got $100.000 sitting in a bank account for you. What
is the fucking problem with one fucking picture?

Buck

Quote:

I LOVE MR BUCK

DEAR SIR,

I READ YOUR MAIL AND THE CONTENT ARE WELL UNDERSTOOD HOWEVER I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT THE ALL THE PICTURES HAVE KEPT IN PLACE BUT THE PROBLEM THERE IS THAT THE PERSON THAT I GAVE THE CONTRACT OF DESIGN AND PUBLICITY OF THESE PICTURES SAID HE NEED HIS MONEY COMPLETE BEFORE HE CAN SEND ME THE PICTURE THAT THE MONEY I GAVE TO HIM WAS NOT ENOUGH THAT HE USED HIS OWN PART OF MONEY FOR THE WORK SO HE WANT THIS TO BE PAYMENT BEFORE HE CAN RELEASE THIS PICTURE TO ME.

I AM SORRY FOR THE LAT RESPOND TO YOUR MAIL I WASN'T IN THE OFFICE I MADE A TRIP SORRY.

SO MY DEAR PLEASE I PLEAD YOU WITH THE NAME OF GOD, I HAVE DONE EVERYTHING IN ORDER FOR ME TO SEND THIS PICTURES BUT THE PROBLEM THERE IS THIS MAN THAT IS HOLDING THIS WORK. OR I SUGGEST FOR EMAILING HIM TO HEAR FROM HIM ABOUT WHAT I AM TELLING YOU ABOUT IF THIS IS NOT TRUTH. THIS IS HIS EMAIL ADDRESS [email protected] HIS NAME IS MR. BURRY TOH.

PLEASE SIR. DON�T BE OFFENDED I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT THIS AND I AM TRYING FOR THINGS TO COME GOOD TO US. PLEASE THINK ABOUT THIS AND INFORM ME ON WHAT WE HAVE TO FOR HIM OR TO SEND HIM MONEY FOR THE BALANCE SO THAT HE CAN RELEASES THE PICTURES.

THANKS,

MR. FRED.

I LOVE MR BUCK

Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 9:32 pm

Quote:

Hi Fred,

I really don't know what the problem is here. You
signed a contract for the design and licencing of the
Tutu. $100.000 for the use of your copyright, once
the copyright, in the form of that photo, is in our
hands. You got a $5.000 advance fee for the photo and
you will get 40% of sales profit.

Now you tell me some schmuck is demanding more money.
Since when did a photoshoot come to $5.000? I know and
you know that it should be $1.000 tops, the extra
$4.000 was a present to you so get someone else to
take the photo. Christ I really can't believe that
you would throw away $100.000 plus profits for the
sake of one stupid picture.
Sort it Fred.

Buck

He's not happy and seems to have passed me onto someone else:-

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DEAR FRIEND,

HOW ARE YOU? WELL AS YOU MIND THIS URGENT I WILL ARRENG FOR NEW PICTURE AND, HOW DO YOU WANT THIS PICTURE TO LOOK LIKE AND IS ONLY LADIES THAT ARRENGE FOR THIS PICTURES OR DO YOU WANT MY OWN?,I AM GETTING OLD NOW I AM 50 OF AGE. AND PLEASE INCLUD THIS PHRAS AT ANY TIME YOU ARE MAILLING ME.

THANKS BEST REAGARDS,

MR. FRED.

I LOVE MR BUCK

so a small reminder:-

Quote:

Fred have you been smoking the wacky baccy or
something? I'll go over it again.

You designed the Tutu for men. I bought the copyright
of the design for $100.000 so I could produce it. You
agreed to transfer the copyright as a photograph to be
used for promotion. The photograph is a man wearing
the Tutu and divers flippers with the words 'Sugar
plum fairy' written on his chest. I have already had
one of my models photographed with it and I'm sending
the photograph again so you can see it. Remember the
idea was the 'Sugar plum fairy' line on your model and
the address of the firm on mine? If you want to wear
it or have a model wear it is up to you but I don't
think a woman wearing a man's Tutu would look good.

Please get it together Fred, the Paris show is looming
and we need the photograph for the literature and the
copyright before we can produce and show the Tutu.

Buck

No idea what this means but it's begging:-

Quote:

DEAR BUCK,

I AM IN SADNESS MANA OF THIS. I AM CONFUSE OF THIS GREAT BUSINESS, WELL THE EASIER WAY WHICH I HAVE SPOKING WITH THE NEW MODELIST, THE MODELIST TOLD ME THAT HE CAN NOT WEAR WHAT YOUR MODLELIST JOHN WON HE CAN ONLY DREAST WELL OR IF I WANT HIM TO APEAR LIKE YOUR MODEL MAN JOHN, HE WILL THEREFORE COLLECT SUM OF $2000. BUT IF IS FOR HIM TO DREAST WELL HE WILL COLLECT $1500.

SO MY DEAR BUCK I AM IN THE MIDLE OF YOUR HELP HWTA WILL I DO OVER THIS PLEASE HELP ME. PLEASE TELL ON THE ONE YOU STAND TO ENABLE ME ASK HIM TO TAKE THE PICTURE.

THANKS BEST REGARDS,

MR.FRED.

I LOVE MR BUCK

Quote:

I LOVE MR BUCK
I'll tell you what we shall do Fred. We shall have
the picture to me by the end of the week or we shall
sue your ass for breach of contract.

Shit, it's fashion models you are dealing with, they
are paid to pose wearing clothes. You saw the one of
my model John? He posed, he got paid, what could be
easier?

I'm fed up of this now. You signed a contract, you
got $5.000 for expences, you promised the picture.
End of the week Fred or the $100.000 will be put to
other use and you will be hearing from my lawyer.

Buck

Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 9:40 pm

Ho Hum:-

Quote:

DEAR BUCK,

HOW CAN YOU SAY A THIN LIKE THAT TO ME, AFTER ALL I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO ARRANGE! AND I HAVE TOLD YOU THAT YOU REQUEST TO THE PHOTOGRAPH IS THE HAND OF MODELLIST AND I HAVE BEEN ABLE TO CONVINCE HIM TO FOR THIS PHOTOGRAPHS AND HE ACCEPTED HE ONLY REQUESTED FOR AND ADVANCE FEE OF JUST $1000 TO IMPRESS HIM TAKE THE PICTURES YOU REQUESTED FROM ME.

SO PLEASE DON'T DO THIS TO ME AND WHEN IT FINANLY GET TO END OF THIS NBUSINESS AND I WILL NOTY LIKE THIS TO HAPPEN TO ME.PLEASE DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS. OK WHAT I HAVE ON MY HAND NOW IS $300 CAN YOU SEND $700 TO HIM TO COMPLITE THE $1000?.

THANKS.

I AM VERY TO HAVE AS A GOOD BUSINESS MAN.

MR. FRED.

I LOVE MR BUCK

Quote:

I LOVE MR BUCK

Jesus Fred.... OK, I'll tell you what, I'll pay for
the model. I need this picture now or the whole damn
show in Paris is going to come crashing down.

I'll pay the model's $2.000 with a bonus of $500 for
his trouble but only, and I mean it Fred, only after I
have the picture in my inbox.

Once this is sorted, we are going to have to get
together for a nice long chat.

You're giving me an ulcer Fred, I swear you are.

Buck

Guess what rears it's ugly head

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Buck,
I am very sorry.I changed my number due to network problems.I can now be reached on +2348028381313 but you have to understand that the show in Paris is coming up and sending you the picture is very important.I am very sorry for the delay i have cursed you but please do tell me how you really want to have this picture sent across to you for the show in Paris because i need some funds to do so.I am very broke Buck.Sending me some money via western union will be very appreciated.
Get back to me ASAP.Cal me immediately.

I LOVE MR BUCK.

Quote:

I LOVE MR BUCK

Fred,

I told you..no picture you get no money but you get a
lawsuit. I'm fed up of this you know. I'll bet you
spent the $5.000 on cocaine again. I'm not sending
more money to fuel your drug habit. You keep your
side of the contract and send me the picture, I'll
keep mine and send the money.

Shit man, if the model doesn't like it offer him a
blowjob or something. Or fire his ass and you be the
model. I don't care which, solve it.

Buck

Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 9:44 pm

What a great "modalty" for your ASEM.....can't wait for the pics.

Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 9:48 pm

He vanished for a week or so so I sent a gentle reminder:-

Quote:

I LOVE MR BUCK

Fred,

What is happening, only it's just over a month until
the Paris show and people are beginning to pressure me
here.

Buck

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I LOVE MR BUCK.
Buck,
How are you doing?I am very sorry i have not been able to get across to you all this while.I had an auto crash some days ago and i am actually sending this email to you from the hospital.I am very much ready to send you the picture but the money sent to me is not enough as the contracts entails.
I still need you to send me some deposit ASAP and the picture will be on its way.Thats the only way we can set the ball rolling again.They cant take me to court because my deposit its not up to the terms in contract.
Kindly be patient and i will like you to re confirm your mobile numbers to me too.Did you try calling me after then?I want to speak with you on the fone ok.
Thanks Fred

Time for the old 'I couldn't get through' modality

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I LOVE MR BUCK
Fred,
Sorry I didn't get back to you yesterday but I was
busy with Janet, she's quite upset about Michael's
trial. You know how it is.

Anyway the reason I was trying to phone you is that my
legal people are pushing to get you to court. I'm
stalling them Fred but they won't wait much longer. I
did try to call you on that number but got some woman
saying something about unable to contact Nigeria or
some shit.

Anyway you know I've given you all the money I can
legally do at present under the terms of the contract.
Just e-mail me that picture. If doesn't need to be
professionally done, get your secretary to take one of
you using her camera or whatever. Just get the
picture to me then we can start the ball rolling
again.

Buck

Then I discoverd Skype. Nothing like a call at 2.00 am Nigerian time follwed by accusations of dope use because he sounds sleepy to move matters along. Unfortunately I can't get total recorder working so no audio.

Quote:

I Love Mr Buck
Buck,
Good.I am going to send you a picture of my model wearing my tutu with Sugar Plum Fairy written on his chest.
But how are you going to get the picture from me....is it better i send it to you as an attached file.Please advice.
The problem concerning the money,you wrote $100.000.....to me thats a hundred grand.
I am kind of confused because i understand we agreed on $10,000.
I am equally going to use my model from senegal to shoot this picture and i understand you will definetly like it.So get back to me ASAP.
It was lovely talking to you on phone.You can also give me a call too to facilitate this.
Do you have an account in the Uk?
Thanks
Fred.

Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 9:53 pm

Quote:

I love Mr. Buck,

Shit Fred,

The contract stipulates $100.000 and you agreed it
could be sent in $20.000 lots as the finance people
said it was something to do with money laundering.
Sending the picture as an attached file would be good
but I am not sending you any more money until I get
that picture. How many times do I have to tell you
this? And what's this about the UK, you know how I
hate that place, that's why I moved to the US.

Buck

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I Love Mr Buck.
Buck,
I hope you got my previous email.My secretary said it will be better that we email you the pictures.I have to get it shot myself to avoid any possible error but you have to be fair on this side of the business.
Atimes you have to understand that we human beings are up to mistakes and thats the reason why the trust you had on me dissapeared.So i will still seek your request of $2000 for the model i informed you about.Please trust me on this.
Send the money immedaitely through western Union Money Transfer to
XXXXXXX
XXXXXXX
Uk.
Thanks for your understanding.
Fred

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I Love Mr Buck

Hi Fred,

Glad to hear about the photograph, thank goodness you
have come to your senses at last. If the photos arrive
before Monday, I'll have the first installment of your
payment sent first thing Monday morning, if on Monday
It'll be Wednesday before I can send it.

I'll be heading out to Rome on the 7th and I'll use
your backgrounds if you want. Are you coming out for
the launch too?

I'll try and call you tonight or tomorrow. Tell me
more about your model.

Buck

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I Love Mr Buck
Hello Buck,
How are you doing out there?No i wont be coming for the launch.
I am very sorry for the time and delay i have caused you but please be rest assured that i am not going to ever turn you down.Its just that i was encountering some stress at that time but we thank God all is over now.Yes the mode i informed you about is hot.A male from Nigeria,6ft 3",dark incompletion,very slim and has good figure..He has not gotten to much exposure but i think he is very honest and can really give you some real good photographs.He is ready to work for you.I have already spoken to him about you.
Concerning our arrangement,i will make sure it gets to you before monday.
Please make sure u call me today concerning the model and the account you will send my money to?
Thanks
Fred

Finally:-

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I Love Mr Buck.
Hello Buck,
How are you doing out there.I guess you are putting plans ahead of your trip to Rome.I have attached the pictures below of my model wearing the latest tutu,very magnificient with sugar plum fairy written on the chest just as you instructed.I have used two of my backgrounds and i very much believe you can use and work on it to suit you.
I have also informed the model i told you about to send his porfolio to your secure email address and that he should identify himself properly.I believe i can work on more works from you if i am ever called upon.
I will send my bank details in my next email and i will sincerely like you to send the money for the model through western union money transfer to the informations i will send to you in my other email.
If there is problem please call me immediately on my cell phone number.
I guess i have lived up to your expectation.
Regards
Fred

http://www.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=47741

and there it stands. I'm leaving him to stew for a few days while something nasty happens to my company.

Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 10:48 pm

excellent work.
Great pics as well

Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2005 2:44 pm

It was quite disconcerting reading that.

Me being Fred and all.

Perfect ingredients of a forceful personality, an ASEM and a story that the the lad has no knowledge of. Even a Janet reference in there!

It just looks all too simple, I wish it were.