One seriously pissed off Nigerian 'barrister' !!

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Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 4:29 pm

I have moved this from another forum on the suggestion of another member!

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I received his note from a third party. Usual 419 scam.
Here's my bait

Dear Sir

I very interest to get your letter. I Spanish Citizen live in South Africa
my job fisherman catch vrotsnoek in False Bay.

For me is big chance to helping you. My account for bank is at BANCO
SANTANDER in Vigo Spain my country. Transfer money easy. My friend he did
working one year Nigeria your cuntry Port Hacourt. He like Nigeria people
much for games.

My name Fernando Alfredo Sanchez Barroso.

I am look forward much advance at receive your reply. Please to make hurry.

Fernando

A bless from my cuntry especial for you :

Me cago en la tumba de la puta madre que te pario.
(A SERIOUS insult in Spanish - it means I shit on the grave of the whore bitch who gave birth to you.)

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From: "pikolooo barri" <[email protected]>
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To: "Frank Barlow" <xxxxxxxxxxxxx>

GOOD DAY MR FRANK BARLOW,

HOW ARE YOU AND HOW IS LIFE WITH YOU.

WELL THANKS FOR THE EARLY RESPONS THAT YOU MAD REGARDING THE TRANSFER OF THIS MONEY.

WELL I HAVE TO FULLY EXPLAIN TO YOU ON HOW THIS MONEY WILL BE TRANSFERED.

BUT FIRST OF ALL YOU HAVE TO BE HONNEST AND ALSO DO NOT TELL ANY ONE ABOUT THIS OK, LET IT BE A SECRET BETWEN THE BOTH OF US, AND NO THIRD PARTY, SHOULD KNOW ABOUT THIS.

NOW ALL THE SECURITY FIRM NEEDS NOW, IS THE REQUIER DOCUMENT SHOULD BE PRESENTED TO THEM, FOR PROVE OF OWNERSHIP.

THIS DOCUMENT I AM TALKING ABOUT IS THE MAIN REQUIREMENT, THAT SHOULD BE PRESENTED TO THE SECURITY FIRM,BEFORE THE FUND CAN BE ENDORS FOR TRANSFER RELEASE IMMEDIATLY, TO YOUR DESIGNATED ACCOUNT IN YOUR COUNTRY.

NOW I KNOW THE BARRISTER THAT IS INCHARGE OF THIS REQUIRED DOCUMENT, AND HE CAN BE ABLE TO GET THE DOCUMENT FOR YOU,AND AS SOON AS HE GETS IT, THAT MEANS ALL OF THIS TRANSFER WILL BE DONE WELL.

THE NAME OF THE BARRISTER IS BARRISTER FEMI OMOBA, HE IS A GREAT ANTHORNY, AND HE IS ALREADY OLD, SO I BELIVE HE WILL GET IT AS SOON AS YOU GET IN CONTACT WITH HIM.

THIS IS THE CONTACT OF THE BARRISTER

NAME: FEMI OMOBA.

TELL:234-1-4362840.

EMAIL:[email protected]

PLEASE UPON CONFIRMATION, I WILL LIKE YOU TO GET IN CONTACT WITH HIM, SO THAT WE CAN COME TO THE FINAL CONCLUTION OF THIS TRANSACTION.

WELL I HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU,AS SOON AS YOU CONTACT THE BARRISTER.

YOU CAN CALL ME ON THIS LINE:234-1-4712385. FOR MORE INPORTANT DETAILS.

THANKS AND GOD BLESS.

BARRI PIKOLO.

A couple of messages back and forth and he asks me for my details. Of course I am happy to oblige this nice man !

In response to your questions, or at least those which are pertinent :

Frank Allen Barlow

Address for correspondence :
49 Yuwillbe Court
Ura Blackcheat Way
Llanberis Tarn
Wales
UK

Tel / Fax xxxxxxxxxx

Then he tells me he's tried to phone me ..... it's true ... probably the only true thing he ever said, but I kept telling him I couldn't hear him to make him waste his time and money.

GOOD DAY MR FRANK.

WELL I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO GET IN CONTACT WITH YOU,THROUGH THE TELL NUMBER YOU GAVE TO ME, BUT THE NUMBER CANT BE ASSESED. PLEASE SEND ME A DIRECT TELL NUMBER AND FAX TO GET OVER TO YOU.

THANKS.

BARRISTER FEMI OMOBA.

GRAND SOLICITOR.

Now he's a 'grand solicitor' (at least he can spell it!)

Next he sends me a copy if his 'call to the bar in London'. It had spelling mistakes in it. I asked him if it was a call to behind the bars but that was too subtle for him. Apart from that, the usual shit
GOOD DAY MR FRANK BARLOW,

HOW ARE YOU AND HOW IS LIFE WITH YOU AND FAMILY.

SORRY FOR THE LATE RESPONSE TOWARDS THE LEGAL DOCUMENT NEEDED FOR THE TRANSFER OF YOUR FUND.

I HAVE JUST CAME BACK FROM A FORUM THAT WAS HELD AT SCOTLAND, AND I WAS THE SPEAKER OF THAT FORUM, THAT WAS THE REASON WHY I COULD NOT GET IN CONTACT WITH YOU ON TIME.

WELL, I HAVE TO PRESENT TO YOU MY LEGAL PROVE AS THE ACCREDITED BARRISTER TO MR THOMPSON MORRIS.

I AM TO GIVE YOU THE REGARDED PROCEDURE, ON HOW I AM GOING TO GET YOUR REGARDED DOCUMENT FOR YOU, AND THAT DOCUMENT, IS TO ENABLE THE SECURITY FIRM GET THIS FUND TRANSFERED, IN TO YOUR DESIGNATED ACCOUNT IN YOUR COUNTRY.

I WAS CALLED UPON BY THE BANK AND ALL THAT WAS DISCUSED, WAS THE TRANSFER OF YOUR FUND,TO YOUR DESIGNATED ACCOUNT IN YOUR COUNTRY,AND IT WAS FULLY EXPLAINED THAT YOU ARE THE BONAFIDE BENEFICIARY TO THE LATE MORRIS THOMPSON, AND AS A MATTER OF FACT, I AM TO MAKE SURE THAT I GET THE LEGAL DOCUMENT FOR YOU, AND AS SOON AS THIS DOCUMENT IS PRESENTED, THEN THE SECURITY FIRM WILL MOVE FORWARD TO THE EFFECTIVE TRANSFER OF YOUR FUND TO YOUR NOMINATED ACCOUNT IN YOUR COUNTRY.

AS AN INTERNATIONAL LAWYER, I WILL HAVE TO LET YOU KNOW MY LEGAL PROCEDURE, ON HOW YOU ARE GOING TO GET THIS LEGAL DOCUMENT.

THIS IS THE FEE FOR THE LEGAL DOCUMENTS: $4,380.

THEN MY INTERNATIONAL LEGAL CONSULTATION FEE, WILL COST:$1,700

THIS ARE THE PROCEDURE YOU HAVE TO FOLLOW, BEFOR THE SECURITY FIRM WILL GET THIS FUND TRANSFERED INTO YOUR DESIGNATED ACCOUNT IN YOUR COUNTRY.

THE DOCUMENTS I AM TALKING ABOUT, ARE THE LEGAL DOCUMENT THAT THE SECURITY COMPANY NEEDS BEFORE YOUR FUND CAN BE TRANSFERED INTO YOUR DESIGNATED ACCOUNT.

AS SOON AS THIS IS BEEN DONE, THEN COUNT YOURSELF A MADE PERSON IN LIFE.

WELL I HAVE TO CONGRATULATE YOU ONCE MORE FOR THE GREAT OPPURTUNITY AND CHANCE THAT YOU HAVE AS THE BONAFIDE BENEFICIARY TO THIS FUND.

DO THIS AND GET BACK TO ME.

HOPE TO SERVE YOU BETTER.

BARRISTER FEMI OMOBA.

GRAND SOLICITOR.

My reply to this crap :

This does not make sense.

What legal documents do you require from me?
What am I paying for? These fees are very high and I require a breakdown.

Where and to whom am I supposed to pay this money?

As previously explained, I will not open anything sent as an email attachment, You must send it to my UK fax number xxxxxxxx

I have noted that you have sent me a certificate of your call to go behind bars, and I thank you for that and will do my best to ensure that this happens.

Thank you

F B

There was a period with no response and I got bored so I sent him this :

I have passed on full details of your attempted scam to the investigatory
authorities dealing with Internet crime. Rest assured that you will be
caught.

Thank you for helping my colleagues and me to terminate another criminal
gang.

You are F**** you stinking scumbag

You have sent you mail to one of many 'trap' addresses that we operate. We have obained a remote scan on your computer and copies of all incoming and outgoing emails along with digital fingerprints of all the devices used.
You will be caught.

We have been highly successful in obtaining information and subsequent
convictions in respect of thieving stinking scumbag shiteating pigf***ers like you, and we are rewarded for doing do so.

All emails to and from your account have been and will continue to be
monitored, but in due course the account will be closed down.

Now f*** off and die and you will rot in hell you piece of shit.

Thank you for contacting the National Criminal Intelligence Service (NCIS).
The West African Organised Crime Section acts as the national co-ordination point for unsolicited Advance Fee Fraud communications (419 fraud), lottery fraud, etc.

The fraudulent email is now in our hands along with a full trace from its
point of origin and a remote scan of the hard drive of the computers and
other devices used to commit this and other acts of fraud.

NCIS have established direct lines of communication with law enforcement
agencies in all countries where these scams are known to be operated.

The ISP's concerned will be able to quickly terminate the accounts that
abuse their systems, however as the accounts in question in this case are
being monitored in order to obtain further incriminating evidence against
the perpetrators, such accounts may not be closed down immediately.

For the same reason, any telephone numbers associated with this fraud will be monitored and all calls, incoming and outgoing, recorded.

Internet Fraud is an international problem that requires international
co-operation to combat the fraudsters responsible. The West African
Organised Crime Section at NCIS constantly strives to impact upon this
criminality through the introduction of innovative and dynamic techniques
designed to disrupt and prevent the activities of the criminals involved.
International co-operation with law enforcement and partner agencies is an essential part of this process.

Thank you for your support. You may be assured that the information you
have given us in this case of fraud will enable us to apprehend those
responsible within a short time frame and you and your colleagues will be
appropriately rewarded.

Thank you again

NCIS

Well shame, the boys were a little upset but are still trying to convince me that it's not a scam. there are two of them using the same computer, one pretending to be the 'client' and the other the 'barrister'.........

GOOD DAY MR FRANK,

WELL I AM SO SURPRISE THAT YOU COULD SEND ME SUCH A CHILDISH MAIL, TRYING TO PASS OUT WHAT TO ME? WELL SORRY FOR THAT, I AM NOT THE KIND OF PERSON YOU WILL PASS SUCH THREAT TO AND MIND YOU I AM NOT A KID.

I DONT HAVE MUCH TO SAY, ALL I AM TO LET YOU UNDERSTAND REGARDING THE LAST MAIL YOU SENT TO ME, BEFORE THIS, I JUST ARRIVE ABUJA CAPITAL TERITORYOF NIGERIA, AND I CAME BACK JUST BECAUSEOF YOU, AND NOW LOOK ATWHAT I AM HEARING FROM YOU, THAT YOU HAVE GONE TO REPORT ME TO THE SCAM WHAT EVER PEOPLEYOU SAID THEY ARE.

I WAS EVEN CONTEPLATING ON THE ISSUE OF THE FEES, THAT YOU ARE TO PAY BEFOR YOU CAN GET THIS FUND TRANSFERED INTO YOUR DESIGNATED ACCOUNT OVER THERE.

WELL NOW I KNOW THAT YOU DONT KNOW THE DIFFERNCE BETTWEN SCAM TRANSACTION AND LEGIT TRANSACTION.

AS OLD AS I AM, WHAT WILL BE MY BENEFIT IF I DIE ON SCAM AND GET PUNISHED BY GOD, AND WHAT WILL BE MY REWARD IF I DIE IN TRUTH AND HONNESTY, I WANT YOU TO THINK ABOUT THIS? AND REASON VERY WELL TO COPLE YOUR SELF TO THE RIGTH CHANEL,IF YOU REALY KNOW WHAT SCAM IS.

LISTEN, THIS ISYOUR FUND, AND I TELL YOU IF YOU TELL ME NOW THAT YOU ARE NO MORE INTRESTED TO GET YOUR FUND, I WILL HANG UP, OR IF YOU RADERTELL ME TO HELP YOU IN MOTIVATING THE TRANSFAR OFYOUR FUND, THEN BETTERI WILL HELF.

I HAVE ALSO THINK IT THAT SINCE YOU ARE TO GET YOUR FUND, THEN LET ME WAIT FOR IT, BEFOR I COULD GET MY INTERNATIONAL CONSULTATION FEES,SO ALL YOU ARE TO DO, IS TO PAY FORTHEDOCUMENTATION FEES ONLY, AND I WILLGETYOU ALL THE REGARDEDDOCUMENT, AND ALSO GIVE SPECIAL MONITOR ON THE MONEY TO YOUR DESIGNATED ACCOUNT.

THIS ARE THE LEGAL DOCUMENTS YOU NEED TO GET FOR THE TRANSFER OF YOUR FUND.

1, CERTIFICATEOF DEPOSIT.

2, CHANGE OF OWNERSHIP CERTIFICATE.

3,SWORN AFFIDAVID CERTIFICATE AS THE BONAFIDE BENEFICIARY.

4,PROHBIT CERTIFICATE.

5,CERTIFICATE OF CLAIM FROM THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA.

THIS ARE ALL YOUR LEGAL DOCUMENT NEEDED FOR THE TRANSFER OF YOUR FUND TO YOUR DESIGNATED ACCOUNT.

IF YOU ARE READY TO GET YOUR DOCUMENT, AND WANTS THIS FUND TO BE ON WIRED TRANSFER, TO ANY ACCOUNT THAT YOU WILL PRESENT FOR THE TRANSFER OF YOUR FUND, TO THE SECURITY FIRM,THEN I WILL QUICKLY GIVE YOU THE PAYMENT INFORMATIONS, BECAUSEI AM TO GO AND SECURE THIS REQUIRED DOCUMENT FROM FEDERAL CAPITAL TERITORY WHERE I AM RIGHT NOW, SO CONFIRM IT TO ME AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.

PLEASE I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I WILL NEVER DO SOMETHING STUPIED AT THIS MY OLD AGE, AND GO SCOT FREE, SO HAVE IT IN MIND THAT ALLWE AREDOIN, WILL COME OUT SUCCESSFULLY, WITHOUT ANY PROBLEM.

PLEASE CALL ME ON MY NUMBER, TO CONFIRM YOUR FULL INTREST.

THANKS AND GOD BLESS.

THERE TO SERVE YOU BETTER.

BARRISTER FEMI OMOBA CHAMBERS.

GRAND SOLICITOR.

And from the �other� guy � using the same computer and making the same usual mistakes

HELLO FRANK,

WHAT KIND OF DISSGOSTING ATTITUDE IS THIS?

O DO YOU THINK I AM ONE OF THOSE STUPIED SCAMERS, PLEASE LET ME KNOW IF YOU ARE NO LONGER INTRESTED IN THIS TRANSACTION, SO THAT I CAN GET BACK TO THWE BARRISTER.

I DONT BORTHER ABOUT YOUR THREAT, SO IT IS JUST LIKE A CHILDISH STATEMENT, ALL I KNOW, IS IF YOU ARE READY, THEN LET ME KNOW

PIKOLO.

I'm not passing up on that opportunity .........

No, I don't think you are one of those stupid scammers, or 'stupied
scamers' as you put it. I know you are one. The type of letter that you
write proves that you are thicker than the shit of the pigs and baboons that you f***, and it is obvious even to a 7 year old child that you are a
fraudster like most of you Nigerians.

I am paid a lot of money by enforcement authorities to ensure that we get full details of thieving scum like you by wasting your time and then getting enough information to ensure that you are caught. We have got full details of you, as I told you in my earlier mail, but you are probably too f***ing stupid to have understood it.

What sort of barrister writes an email as you do? What sort of barrister
uses a Yahoo address and writes from an Internet cafe. What sort of
barrister can't even spell a name properly?

You really must think we are stupid.

Thank you for giving us the opportunity to put you behind bars. You had
better start watching over your shoulder from now on because you have been monitored and it is only a matter of time .........

Enjoy your last few days of freedom you stinking lump of shit.

May the God whose name you take in vain curse you and your family and may you rot in hell for trying to take advantage of innocent gullible people.

You are a curse upon the face of the earth.

F*** All Lousy Nigerian Scamming Bastards (FALNSB)

PS : Learn to spell, and learn how to take the caps lock off the computer
that you use.

Now he gets nasty and plays the 'slavery' card! :

HELLO BASTARD,

YOU AND YOUR FAMILY WILL DIE IN JAIL.

DONT YOU KNOW WHAT YOU PEOPLE DID TO US, IN TERMS OF SLAVERY IN THE OLD DAYS.

WELL I WILL USE MY VUDU POWER TO STRIKE THUNDER ON YOU AS SOON AS POSSIBLE, AND LET ME TELL YOU, YOU ARE USING FBI ON ME, BUT IT IS ONLY THE AIR YOU BREAT IN THAT WILL KILL YOU AND SOME OF YOUR FAMILY.

SO WATCH AND SEE IF I AM ON THE RIGHT TRACK.

FUCK F.B.I THEY ARE ALSO CRIMINALS, AND YOU THAT CALLED YOUR SELF AGENT, YOU ARE A THIEF IN SOUTH AFRICA, AND YOU WILL BE KILLED BY THE AIR YOU BREAT IN I REPEAT ONECE MORE.

BASTARD THIEF HE WANTS TO CLAIM PEOPLES MONEY THIEFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.

SORRY YOU CANT TREATEN ME WITH NONSENCE YOU FOLISH EDIOT.

I am very disappointed that he has not replied to my last email :

You **** **** read this.

I should also warn you that making threats is a serious criminal offence and that this charge has been added to the list of charges against you.

You can't even trust your own accomplices, as it is they that have helped us to secure your impending arrest.

F B

I'll post his reply if he does!

Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 5:40 pm

Wow! "Me cago en la tumba de la puta madre que te pario" is considered offensive? Huh. Must be cultural thing.

It must have felt wonderful to burn the crap out of the lad. Well done. What the lads really, really like is when you send them 'fan mail' in their native tongue. Check this out to find out how you can tell an Igbo scammer that the god of thunder will explode his mother's pubic hair. It good for a laugh, especially when we have Igbo members here who can give us the inside scoop on what the mugu consider really offensive.

Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 6:49 pm

"my job fisherman catch vrotsnoek in False Bay. "

I loved what he did for a living.....Vrot is afrikaans for "rotten". He spends his days catching rotten fish! Laughing

Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 7:19 pm

lotta wrote:

He spends his days catching rotten fish! Laughing

Of course he does...rotten fish swimming around in Lagos.

Guest

lotta wrote:

"my job fisherman catch vrotsnoek in False Bay. "

I loved what he did for a living.....Vrot is afrikaans for "rotten". He spends his days catching rotten fish! Laughing

Yeah, I split my sides laughing at that. I'm in Lagos at the moment and I can see why so many scams originate from here. People are so darn greedy and still believe in a free lunch.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 12 Jun 2005 Posts: 60

= bravo =!

Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 12:57 pm

I am seriously jealous... getting vodoo death threats already!

Why cant I get these hot tempered lads?

419Eater is my life Joined: 12 Jun 2005 Posts: 442

^^^ no it wasn't voodoo.. it was VUDU Laughing

Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 4:00 pm

Need to email him weekly and say that you are not only not dead, but that <put your name or relative's name here> is showing marked improvement/cure of various maladies and ask him to "curse" you again since it seems to be so effective...

Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2005 1:25 pm

I'm doing just fine ....... I think he's the one with a bit of a problem

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From: "femi omoba" <[email protected]> Add to Address Book
Subject: YOU WILL DIE BY THE WIND BET IT, AND YOUR FAMILY.
To: "Frank Barlow" <xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>

Thanks for your painful death,

And bad reward to your death and your families death.

May GOD put amen to it

Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2005 3:18 pm

OpusDaPenguin wrote:

Need to email him weekly and say that you are not only not dead, but that <put your name or relative's name here> is showing marked improvement/cure of various maladies and ask him to "curse" you again since it seems to be so effective...

If I was the barrister I would charge for those side effects as well..... But then again, this femi is a sad loser.

Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2005 12:17 am

I'm not giving up on this fine gentleman just yet.

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Date: Fri, 24 Jun 2005 02:17:21 -0700 (PDT)
From: femi omoba <[email protected]>
Subject: YOU WILL DIE BY THE WIND BET IT, AND YOUR FAMILY.

To: Frank Barlow <>

Thanks for your painful death,

And bad reward to your death and your families death.

May GOD put amen to it.

Dear Mr. Sir Your Highness Barrister Femi Omoba ESQ LLB (Hons Dip) (Lagos) QC

I am not quite sure what you are trying to say here. Perhaps you could be a little more explicit, my dear fellow.

Whilst you're at it, I believe this means something in your language. Perhaps you could help me out with a translation. If you only have time to translate it into one language, English will do fine. Russian would be nice too. Thanks so much.

QUOTE
Nne gi na Nna gi na umunnegi nile nwukwa idiot. Nne gi bu
akwunna. Nna gi na ara mkpuru amu. Amu jie gi. Agwo
tupiakwa gi anya. Egbe burukwa umu gi. Ama nna gi chiekwa.
Chineke kpokwa gi oku.

Onye ohi, igaghi ahu ife oma na ndu gi. Ka m juo gi? Mugua
obu Nne gi ka obu Nna gi? Olee i he ina ebere akwa, You
bastard. Uchu gba kwa gi ,onye aji ike nsi,ihere adighi eme
gi,otule di ka gi.

AJI OTU NNE GI OOOOOOOO. O GI KA M GA EJI EME YA, GI NA UMU
NNE GI

Chineke kpokwa gi oku,

PS :
I thought I'd send you a copy of my passport with a photo of me so that you can stick pins into it or whatever it is you savages do when you place a curse on people. I am sure it will help you to know what I look like.

Here is a greeting from my country :
Jy was uit jou ma se gat gebore want haar poes was te besig

F B

I sent him a fake passport bearing the name and photo of a well known South African politician from the Apartheid days who could be described as not overfond of black people.

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