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sparky905
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jul 2017
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Mon Jan 27, 2020 4:07 pm |
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Vlads are usually boring but I find it amusing to frustrate them when we reach the payment stage. I have been getting to know a doctor from Ukraine who has fallen in love with Yukon Cornelius, my northern prospector character.
Just when you thought you had heard all the romantic claptrap they write, Yukon rec'd these lines.
Do you like swimming? However, I don`t like when someone starts to make bubbles in the pool, making the pool jacuzzi  I hope you understand what I'm talking about. This, of course, fun, not just a very pleasant smell.
I was not expecting such words from my beautiful Svetlana! Yukon is not sure how to answer since up north in his trapper's cabin, he eats a fair bit of pork and beans................. |
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Kitty La Gore
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Joined: 03 Feb 2014
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Mon Jan 27, 2020 5:19 pm |
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Isn't the north known for methane trapping? This could be a whole new area of invention!  |
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Padme
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Joined: 27 May 2005
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Mon Jan 27, 2020 8:15 pm |
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The lad sent that?? Omg |
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Connie L. Gus
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Joined: 07 Oct 2005
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Mon Jan 27, 2020 10:58 pm |
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Send your Vlass this. Warning; involves a pool fart.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxuxoLFwvb0 |
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sparky905
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Joined: 25 Jul 2017
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Tue Jan 28, 2020 1:38 am |
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Connie where the heck does one find such videos? LOL I had no idea anything like that existed.
Yukon might answer back, since his vlad lady is a doctor, that he has some gastro-intestinal issue and therefore does not like swimming. Vlads seldom read what you write anyway, so hopefully this will not kill a blossoming relationship. |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
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Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Sun Feb 02, 2020 6:21 pm |
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A pool party teen comedy segues to stark horror, and then to a post-apocalyptic wasteland... and all that in under three minutes! |
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MorganleFay
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Joined: 28 Mar 2015
Posts: 1916
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Sun Feb 02, 2020 7:00 pm |
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"Wherever you are, wherever you be,
Always let your wind be free,
For keeping it in was the death of me."
Obituary on 19thC gravestone
Hot book in the library;
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Kitty La Gore
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Feb 2014
Posts: 5024
Location: Information Superhighway, Exit 404
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Sun Feb 02, 2020 7:24 pm |
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..."in a silent, but deadly world..."
OMG that video was juvenile hilarity! Love the twist at the end. |
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Abiola-Tim: Lagos to Dakkar to Rosso (wDSW) 6 yrs (anniversary 5/27) | 5 yrs ~ Paul K
Why get a mentor? <--- Best way to advance your skills and meet awesome people!!
I'm really scared because I notice that I'm develop malaria because of the hot climax here ~ Abiola in Rosso
i was kidnap by Nigeria North desperate danger men in Borno state Nigeria all because of u ~Tim
You are been a foolish man with a naughty brain. ~Paul K |
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sparky905
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jul 2017
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Sun Feb 02, 2020 7:55 pm |
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It was quite the story to tell in such a short time. More entertaining that the vlad, that is for sure. |
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