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Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2018 5:32 am

I know the lad has been a bit boring recently, but I would still say keep pushing him. Maybe stop pushing for trophies as actively and focus on getting him more engaged and off-script with lots of simple questions and banter that he can understand. Stupid isn’t necessarily a bad thing if you condition the lad well. Ask lots of simple questions to get the lad engaged with lots of money dangled out of reach, and keep the lad occupied with your emails; until you get the lad fully trained, you don’t want dead space for him to get bored. Don’t be afraid to cause delays if the lad doesn’t comply, but always leave doors open for him and don’t impose a lot of time pressure; it’s better that the lad is slow but gives you good trophies than quickly giving you trash. Your last email is a good launching point; you can continue giving the lad hope, and if the lad has hope and a steady hand guiding him, then even if a bit boring, he will still do stuff. Maybe try introducing a romantic interest; that often livens up a bait. Whatever keeps the lad off-script and actively engaged works. He needs a good companion character who has endless patience to ask him silly questions and talk about stupid stuff with him, as well as people like Pastor Bob to keep him angry. Angry lads are fun.

Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2018 1:57 pm

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Dear Sister Mary

I'm doing my best to help now! Can you pay my associate $4000 now so that he can over to release you guys?

Serious? That's his plan? <sigh...>

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With what money kind sir? The board has all the monies, not me. I just a sister of the nailed god. I baffle as you not listen to me at all. I say you must convince gaysexual pastor to release us as he think we in cahoots with each other and he trap miss Connie and I in here and only feed us warm nuts and his famous h-i-veal piccata.

I not sure where you think i get that kind of monies. Only board of directors and pastor have the monies. I try to email inspector Pitt at police station but I think pastor block email to police and so Miss Connie and I just regale in telling stories.

What be your friend name that want to come to rescue us? Doth you think he may enjoy reading to our orphans as a ruse to get us out? Else you must convince pastor yourself to release us. Oh how I wish Orphan Eliot were here to help! He always know what to do!

If he doesn't get interesting quickly, I'll stop with the daily updates. He's boring me now.

Elite Baiter Joined: 30 Apr 2017 Posts: 1055

Lake Amour wrote:

If he doesn't get interesting quickly, I'll stop with the daily updates. He's boring me now.

That would be ashame, I don't think the more successful baiters here realise the insperation they give us lesser mortals with the stories they weave. It's not just about the lads replies or how interesting they are, but more about the stories the baiters create that keep the lads hooked and wasting their time, even when anyone with an ounce of sense would have walked away. I notice there a regulary about 30 guests visiting this site, who's to say that one of those guests isn't thinking I could do that or that seems like fun, and that guest then becomes one of the great baiters that I have found here. I think you owe it to your public to keep posting no matter how boring one finds it.

Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2018 2:59 pm

I completely agree with Mr Dapper's sentiments. I wouldn't be here if I didn't have the chance to browse the baits in Main, and I only signed up to read the Turd bait, which was in HH&T. And look where I am now; I haven't done as much in as short a time as some people (granted, I only really started being active last summer), but I think I've given people some fun stuff to read. We owe the next generation of baiters inspiration to join the fray themselves. It doesn't matter if he's boring now; lots of the best baits started off with boring lads. It's a matter of what you do to slowly unravel them and keep them hooked, and that is how you make a bait great. Some lads start completely deranged, but most don't, and you owe it to anyone who gets into baiting to show them this process and how messy it is. A lot of people jump (or belly-flop) into baiting under the impression that they'll just send a few emails to a lad haphazardly and they'll travel off to Somalia to meet them. It's not that easy, and both newbies and veteran baiters get spoiled sometimes, and there are a few examples in "Publish your Work" of new baiters getting spoiled by this concept, realizing their errors, and leaving in a huff; it really wasn't as easy as they thought it was. Boring baits have merit too, and the only way a boring bait will become interesting is through hard work. It's very easy to make an interesting bait boring, but it is very hard to do the opposite. I have faith in you that you and Jayhawk can make this lad fun, and I know that if you could get Humphere to do all he did, then with enough time you can make any lad to the same. You're doing a good job reeling him in right now, so just keep working on it and everything should be fine.

Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2018 3:13 pm

As long as you're baiting him and people want to read about it (by the previous posts), you should post. You're under no obligation to, but others seem to want to keep reading. They're not bored.

Baiting Guru Joined: 25 Jul 2017 Posts: 2107

Add my voice to those hoping the updates continue. For me it's not just watching the story develop as it moves from A to B, it's seeing how that development is steered and worked to get the lad to point B.

Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2018 4:03 pm

Lake Amour wrote:

If he doesn't get interesting quickly, I'll stop with the daily updates. He's boring me now.

I agree with what my colleagues said before me.
- One of my favorite stories (Rev. Eze) started very badly... after 3 months I had not gotten anything and I was ready to abandon it.
- Later, things worked out well and the story with Eze became extremely fun and exciting.

I think you do not have to give up that easy. My two cents.

Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2018 5:09 pm

You all are too kind to me.

I fear I was partially misunderstood in that I would not give daily updates but a more consolidated update less frequently. But here goes...

The lad is trying to get any amount of cash...

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Dear sister Mary

Do you need orphan Elliot Email address? How much do you have?

He clearly has forgotten this is all HIS fault. Had he done anything I suggested, there would be no problem. Plus, if he's looking for cash, maybe I can get another piggy. After all, she's trapped and can't do any WU or MG, not that there is one anywhere near the orphanage to begin with.

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My dear kind sir,

Dare I point out it is YOU who hath brought us into this predicament! Had THEE done the recordings according to script, you would have your loan, pastor would be removed from board and castrated, and miss Connie and I would be free!!! You not paying attention!!!

Miss Connie and I look around room and we fine $896.42 laying around. But I fear that not going to get us anywhere. I not sure you trying to help us anymore. I start to think you working with gaysexual pastor to trap us and I pray to our nailed god baby jesus amen that I may be incorrect about that.

Now I again encourage you to contact gaysexual pastor and convince him to let us free!!! But you not do that either because you working with him perhaps!

More to come!

Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2018 11:12 pm

Dangle money in front of a lad and they respond pretty quickly.

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Dear Sister Mary

I'm not working for any one okay are you ready to pay the $896?

Let's try to steer this in a more entertaining direction.

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Oh my dear Mr Andile who not working for anyone,

Here be the plan and please do try to follow it this time or I will pray baby jesus skin you alive and brand thee with iron cross and crucify and spend eternal life in Dante's seventh layer of hell. Miss Connie and I pay you friend to get us out but ye not tell us thy name yet. To get you the monies Miss Connie come up with ingenious plan that be very easy to follow so you not mess this one up. Orphan who come to feed us every day and take our toilet water, his name be Feathers and he one of nicest orphans you can ever meet but he very very trustworthy and maybe we try to sneak him the monies when he come to deliver food and he get the monies to you friend and I sure you agree this be a good plan and so you let me know friends name to tell to feathers and we going to put it in a note to him.

For those unaware, Feathers is indeed very trustworthy. The $9000 he stole from Sister last year was used very wisely if I recall. Good kid.

Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2018 4:25 pm

He was silent this morning, so a quick poke...

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Where ye friend be kind sir? We getting desperate so please with haste kind mr Andile sir.

Andile, king of the one sentence emails...

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Dear sister Mary

Can he make the payment via western Union

Not even a question mark.

Trying to pull Jayhawk and Feathers into the story. Sister can write one sentence emails as well!

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My dear kind sir,

I not know what that is but I can try to get message to him but you not tell me yet you friend's name who come to help so I going to give money to Feathers and he going to just give it to you friend and then you friend come get us out of here and then you going to record audio again to get pastor castrated and off board and then you going to get loan and then we going to send you down payment and then perhaps you come to orphange because you be great hero and then maybe you read books to the children as they would so love that and then all will be well but we start with who is you friend name and then I tell Feathers to get him the monies.

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

I hate to say it but I think we lost him. No great loss as I think he is just a kid trying to play the game like the big boys. I hope I'm wrong though. Too bad for him the nearest Western Union is over 200 miles away, so I doubt an orphan will be able to make the trip.

Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2018 12:55 am

He's still hanging on for some cash. But he's concerned.

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Dear sister Mary

How old is this feather? He is an orphan at silver peak orphanage? Hold the money!

As everyone already knows, he's our most upstanding young orphan.

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My dear kind sir with all the concern,

Feathers be the most trusted orphan at the orphanage! Here be what happen last year. We had a fine gentleman record for us some audiobooks and did such a great job we pay him $12,000. After I end up in hospital, Orphan Feathers take the money and pay the man who did the recordings and we couldn't have been more proud of him! Feathers be just a wonderful young man, but if I hold the monies I not sure how I going to get me and Miss Connie out of here? I will wait for you advice polite Mr Andile.

Also, are you interested in reading to our children? We do pay quite well. First I have to get out of here obviously going without saying although I just did indeed.

After over 3 weeks off, I'm actually back to work tomorrow! I'll update as I can!

Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2018 2:25 am

Our lad is getting wordy now that some money is close by. And, a hope of reading?

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Dear Sister Mary

How are you doing? I hope you are very sure about this feather? Do you know that you can send this money to me right in your lock up room!

Now I use you to use your computer to make the payment via World Remit money transfer check it's out and get back to me so I can give you the banking details OK!

Yes is interested in the children reading but first be free okay

Now we don't have time to waste please check out World Remit money transfer so you can make the payment your self sure and guaranteed

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Oh my dear Mr Andile,

My goodness but I be very sure about dear Feathers he such a good boy indeed. I not sure what you mean by banking details but you tell me them and I figure out the monies as miss Connie is quite smart.

I be very glad you interested in reading. I tell you something special in that we had a wonderful gentleman read us four books last year and they were so excellent that we pay him $12,000 and all the childrens still talk of him to this day and maybe all childrens talk of ye someday after ye read to us! Oh I tell you even locked up this old lady be so excited.

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

Feathers has emailed him twice before, but this fool does not remember

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howdy frend my nam is feathers and is orfan at da orfan hom i nose da old man has da pengwin and mis conee looked up and i is halping her to get fre and she says dat i shuld send mony 2 u but i not nose how pengwin say dat yu want mony went wastern onion but i not nose wat dat is and i dont tink we has 1 of dose in silver peak so how is si suposed 2 get dat mony 1 u??? if u gives me bank acunt i gose 2 bank and sends it ok???

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Okay can you make the payment via money gram?

followed minutes later by

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Account number: 2xxxxxxx
Routing number : xxxxxxx
Bank name : Chase bank
Account name : Bxxxx Kxxxxx
Bank address : 4100 Lapalco Blvd , Marrero La , 70072On

Go and send the money and send us the payment receipt for verification and confirmation OK

Oink Oink

I still think this lad is just a kid. Somebody is going to be angry when his bank account gets compromised.

Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2018 11:48 pm

Good. Took a while but I wanted Feathers involved.

To Sister:

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Dear sister Mary

Okay if you say so but make sure he said us the money through Western Union money transfer?

Do you know Western Union money transfer?

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I ask Feathers and he say there be no west union around here. You tell me how to get you the monies

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Ask him if he knows the office even if it's not around there okay I'm waiting for your urgent response

They've been trapped in there for a while. Must be getting pretty rank.

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Oh my dear Mr Andile,

I ask Feathers when he come around with warm nuts and h-I-veal picatta and he say he more than happy to help out and he well aware of money Graham but there be not one near the orphanage but he say trust him and he will get Ye you monies and he ask the name of you friend coming to help and he hide monies from gaysexuality pastor and try to get Ye the monies.

He sent me a few emails from his script that made no sense. Then...

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Dear Sister Mary

He can send the money via Money Gram? So that I can give you the information for him to send the money? Via Money gram or Western Union?

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My dear sir and friend,

Yes please send information and I shall forward it to Orphan Feathers and then send friend to rescue us.

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Western Union /Money gram money transfer information

Receiver Name: M....
Last Name: OKO....
Country: ITALY
State: Bologna
Amount : $ 890

NOTE: You Must send me the Payment receipt for verification and
confirmation without the payment receipt my friend can't come to
recure you and your friend OK

Let him go and make the payment now give you the payment receipt then
send the western Union or money gram payment receipt OK

I'm waiting

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My dear kind sir I have but one question.

How doth someone in Italy rescue us? You still not say name of rescuer either!

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Dear Sister Mary

The one in Italy is agent to your rescurer once he get the payment the rescurer comes immediately under 2hours Okay
The name of the rescuer is Mr George Williams okay

I'm waiting for the payment receipt now

God bless u

Since someone is finally coming, the pair need some essentials.

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Oh my dear Mr Andile kind friend of orphans,

I give Orphan Feathers you email address and he say he going to do his best to get Ye the monies and Mr George Williams seem like nice man but is he here in Nevada by the orphanage or how is Orphan Feathers sposed to find you friend and can you please tell him lock on door is a master tumbler and if he could bring some kfc and miss Connie needing some maxi pads super absorbant that would be quite nice of you indeed sir.

Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2018 10:54 pm

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Dear sister Mary

I have given an account number let him go and send the money at Chase Bank

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Dear Sister Mary

What is going on? We are waiting for your payment receipt OK

God bless u

I do have to work now and then. Rarely but sometimes. Relax!

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My dear sir who be a little abrupt,

I not sure why ye ask of me? Feathers has the monies and say he going to give it to Mr George Williams and be he the one who be brother of gaysexual pastor as I hope not or it be a waste of monies and you never going to see the monies and gaysexual pastor will steal it and then we be stuck forever and no more monies in this room but we did find a bad of reeses and how ye be doing on the kfc and maxi pads?

I think we need to give this kid a shot at getting some cash. More to come!

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

I guess Feathers has a reputation

Late Saturday night:

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What is going on? Were is the payment receipt???

Followed by

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Congratulations to u! You have stolen the money I have your heard alot about your criminal record with boys

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i not nose wat yu mene bank clothes yestarday 2day fule i not no were yu lives but rond here banks not open all day on saterday and dey clothes on sun day i gose mon day wen i can sneke away frum old man

Rest assured dear readers, Feathers will make the transfer when the bank opens Monday.

Posted: Sun Sep 09, 2018 6:29 pm

Clearly a newbie lad as he's pretty active on a Sunday.

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I told u before that I don't trust the feather!! Who did he give the money to? I send him a bank account for him to make the payment! Feathers has steal the money

You will remain in there forever

That doesn't sound too promising!

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My dear Mr Andile,

Shame on you for not trusting orphans! Many of them here are just children! And ye not trust them!!! That make you a very bad person indeed and I shall proceed with thine Miss Connie to pray to our nailed god baby jesus amen for your soul sir! Now ye repent from this statement kind sir or I shall find another path to set us free as dear Orphan Feathers say he can get us out as ye still not say where your George currently is!!! Repent kind sir, repent!

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He is currently in New York City once he get the money on Monday he will come and rescure both of you!

I noticed Sister's rescuer is also names Williams, so clearly he is related to the gaysexual pastor.

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My kind sir but it take six day by wagon to get from new york city all the way out here to nevada and do he know that and are you sure he not gaysexual pastor's brother????

When he get here, how will I know it is him?

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

I'm thinking he lost his bank account. To Feathers:

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Make the payment via western Union using the below information

Receiver name: MAVIX
Last Name: Oxxxxx
Country: ITALY

Italy? Really?

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u mak me canfused first yu say bank acunt and now west onon???? make up yur mind ok???? i cant do da onon place as dere not 1 closs so i do bank acunt ok?????? were shuld i male yu da slip?????

Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2018 5:33 pm

Four emails in a row. Blah blah blah...

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He is currently in New York City once he get the money on Monday he will come and rescure both of you!

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Dear Sister Mary

He will come immediately once we get the payment!

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He is not a brother of gaysexual pastor!

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He will come immediately once we get the payment

Yeah, you said that already.

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Ok kind sir and friend but how doth we recognize him and what is his plan? Gaysexual pastor have his guards on lookout for shenanigans!

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Dear sister Mary

Once we get the payment will notify you shortly

He's not as verbose as I want him to be.

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Yes you keep saying that but you not say any DETAIL!!! We been trapped in here for long time and you not helping but you keep say ing monies monies monies send me monies and Miss Connie starting to think you not for real since you not say how you going to save us, you not say if you have kfc, you not say if you have maxi super absorbant, you not say how you friend going to get here, you not say anything but monies!!! I going to ask Orphan Feathers if he have friend who can help us instead.

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

The scammer handbook says get a copy of the receipt so damn it, he wants a copy of the receipt.

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u mak me canfused first yu say bank acunt and now west onon???? make up yur mind ok???? i cant do da onon place as dere not 1 closs so i do bank acunt ok?????? were shuld i male yu da slip?????

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Make the payment via bank account and send me the payment receipt scanned via email okay

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da onle scamer is in da old mans offece and he kepes dor loked wen he not dere so i cant scam and send 2 u ok??? if u givs me yur adres i can male 2 u ok?????

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Give the receipt to Sister Mary let her take its a photo and send it to us as attrech okay

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howdy fule

it me feathers fule wat mak u tink pengwin can tak pishure 2 send 2 yu????? pengwin and mis conee not hav fone or camara if dey has fone dey wood cal popo and not nede u fule???? if yu wants slip u nedes 2 give me adres 2 male u slip ok????

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Have you made the payment?

Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2018 1:04 am

We're trying for more piggies. I have a personal goal of getting him to write more than one sentence.

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Dear sister Mary

My friend is coming tomorrow to recuse you and your friend just relax your mind okay

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No sir, it hard to relax as I think we running out of air! I don't think it possible to get from New York to here in one day, it take at least six so I think you lying to you best friend, me!!! Hath he got a pass to even get in the gate? Hath he a pick for lock? Hath he my kfc? Hath he Miss Connies maxis? You not answer anything and I not sure I trust ye anymore. Orphan Feathers say he may know a quicker way and he may have friend who willing to make video against gaysexual pastor and get him castrated since you fail to. I tell Orphan Feathers to contact his friend and he say he get back to me fast.

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Okay
Bye

<sigh...>

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My dear sir! How dare thee abandon us! Maybe Miss Connie be right about ye after all! Why ye abandon us? Now you know in sweet baby jesus heart you not going to leave us all alone in here but ye need to telleth thy plans!

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Dear sister Mary

I'm with you but you said I'm not good enough

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My dear sir,

I ask you about you friend and about kfc and about maxi pads but you say nothing. I ask how you friend going to get here and how he going to get past gaysexual pastor's minions and you say nothing. I ask you to get gaysexual pastor castrated and you fail at that too. So you be a very nice friend and nice person but i question if you going to fail at this too and so that is why I so worried. Orphan Feathers not come to give dinner tonight as it be Orphan Nelson and so I hop Orphan Feathers out getting you friend his monies and then come tomorrow and save us else i have to pray for someone else kind sir indeed.

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

I think Lake and I have decided to give up on this lad.

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pengwin tels me not 2 mak payman 2 u i tells u dat u not gets payman until pengwin is hapy???? old man is rite u is stoopid???

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Okay

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_50-gOeBilc

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When are you going to make the payment now?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxJPJ6JY0Pk

Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2018 10:47 pm

I can take the lad if you want; he’s boring, but a truly stupid lad is a rare sight. I don’t think I’ll get anything out of him if you couldn’t, but I have some ideas.

Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2018 12:42 pm

I could copy and paste our email exchange all day but it's all similar to what has already been published. Same over and over and over. I hate this lad. At least I got some audio!

It's Jayhawk's bait, but as far as I'm concerned, you can have him.

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