These REALLY get under my skin, can we massbait this asshole

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Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2018 1:26 pm

josfus pokes the idiot at the shipping company

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Mr Dowell?

given the urgency here I expected to heard back from you with regard to getting a corrected invoice with the correct dollar amounts so that I may send payment. What is the hold up?

Josfus

and some commentary to admiral asshole

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Admiral
Please note that the delays are not on my end as your shipping company has not yet gotten back to me yet again

Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2018 4:22 pm

Well the asshole shipping company has gotten back to me...

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Thanks for your email as sent, am sorry for the delay in response to your email. I went out with to the airport to recieve our company diplomat who just arrived from Marid Spain for a consignment delivering.

In regards to your email, we have re-calculated the and corrected the invoice and it's been attached to this email, i do hope you and your accountant are pleased and okay with it?

I will want you to proceed with the payment as soon as possible so we can seal up this delivering without further delay.

I await your swift response along with the proof of payment transfer slip.

Best Regards,
Mark Dowell

Another phony invoice...but once again the percentage for the VAT is incorrect (thanks Music Man)...

This idiot is just throwing dollar amounts at us to see what sticks...LMAO.

Of course Josfus does not know this...so he simply submits to his accountant > Smile

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Good Day,

I will forward it to him. Yes I hope your people have gotten it right this time. This incompetence is beginning to get a bit trying.

Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2018 4:20 pm

Oh this lad just got under Josfus skin...
Josfus to the idiot

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Mr Dowell,

I am hoping you can understand my frustration here. I am very troubled by the fact that my accountant keeps telling me the VAT is being figured wrong. He has explained to me that yet again, it is the incorrect percentage/dollar amount. He tells me that whoever you have doing your invoices/bookkeeping needs to be fired. We are very eager to get this paid and get the boxes delivered. Can you please get involved here, and get this squared away so that we may conclude this business.?
This is getting ever so frustrating.

The idiot decides to do a little bit if insulting....

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Thanks for your email as sent.

In regards to your email, i want you to know that am not really pleased with the message from your accountant.

First your accountant has no idea of the cost of the VAT, I have confirmed in this myself as the General manager of the company, and the Ministry of internal revenue has confirm this amount to me in dollars and also in GBP, and that is the amount included in the invoice as sent to you. He confirmed my accountant does not know VAT? Also there is no "Ministry of Internal Revenue in the UK...tabling that for later

Secondly, i see no reason why he should be delaying the payment as needed, if you want to work this out as you have said, then get to the bank yourself and make the wire transfer of the total amount in the invoice, or ask him to proceed with the payment, then leave every other thing to this company and then we would come make the delivering to you.

I hope you fully understand this now?

I will await your swift response.

Best Regards,
Mark Dowell

Time for a slap

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Sir,

I simply do not appreciate your incompetence., How can you confirm what my accountant knows and doesn't know? The simple fact is you can't. My accountant has been with me for over 20 years, he manages several of my domiciliary accounts as I conduct business all over the world. He knows all about exchange rates and required fees and taxes throughout the country because that is his job and that is what I pay him to do. My accountant is concerned as am I because I want all fees and taxes paid at once. There are three VAT rates in the UK and this transaction should be taxed at the standard rate. So why does the invoice not reflect that? Why have none of the invoices you have had prepared reflected this? This is gross incompetence and you need to get your shit together.
So when you tell me to leave everything to "this company" once I make the payment, does that mean your company will take care of any future taxes or fees that you did not include on the invoice? IS that what you are saying? Please confirm exactly what you are saying and what you are meaning. Because if you want me to pay the invoice as it stands, even though it is incorrect I can do that...but you will be responsible for all errors and omissions. So from where I sit, we can move forward with you on the hook for any errors and omissions moving forward or you can correct your invoice, to include any and all taxes and fees at the correct rate. My accountant has offered to prepare this invoice for you properly, at the cost of $250.00 USD. Let me know if you would like me to have him do that. I will simply deduct it from what you are owed. The reason that this payment is being held up is because your company is not competent enough to prepare a proper invoice. So let me know how you wish to proceed.

So what's it going to be Mr Dowell?

Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2018 3:59 pm

Anyone else having any luck with this idiot? I had him still on the hook up until this past Friday...I think I still have him...hoping to set up a safari.
We went back and forth, idiot STILL got the "invoice" wrong...after several attempts. But I figured I had caused him enough pain there and reluctantly made the transfer. Asked for photos of the ACTUAL boxes I would be receiving and received this bullshit Rolling Eyes

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attached to this mail are some pictures of the boxes, with the gold and cash before they where loaded up in the trunk boxes.

and all of that money and gold, all of that valuable currency, was loaded into to of these boxes Rolling Eyes

Well the money was transferred. Ordinarily I would go beyond the transfer slip request but in this case, given the amount of money involved...I got a bit creative with a few tools that we have available to us(Thanks FROG)....and returned the invoice he sent me to him with a paid stamp on it from L A D bank > Smile

. I this case i felt it was a appropriate to lend credibility to the transfer considering the amount of money we are dealing with. Questioned it at first but I berated him, the shipping company then replied and thanked me, stating they would let me know when the payment posted in their account. Of course I berated them at that point as they now proved that the transfer slip was meaningless....now I had to convince him....hell I don't know I thought it was convincing Question

Well of course the bank account was reported, and it was time after a few days to have a problem with the bank transfer...

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Admiral,

When it rains it pours. We have yet another problem with your shipping company. I just got off the phone with the security department at my bank. THE MONEY IS BEING RETURNED TO ME. Apparently the bank account the shipping company gave me for the transfer has been flagged for possible fraudulent activity? What does that mean? Why is this happening? This is ridiculous. While you figure out what the hell is going on there, I will figure out what I can on my end. It is going to be a couple of days before the money is back, it was reversed yesterday so I should have it back by next Tuesday. We have to figure out another way to get it to you. I can not believe this. Admiral I told you this shipping company was no good from the start.
They need to figure out their end. And we need to figure out another way to get you this money. This is unacceptable. Absolutely unsatisfactory. I have never been party to such incompetence before. Figure out who made what mistake on that end.

Admiral idiot was none too pleased with me...

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Mr Josefus or what ever you call yourself I guess you are playing some fucking games with me and the company you never did transfer any fucking money that why you could not provide a payment slip that the company ask from you all you did was to edit a fucking stuff on the invoice they sent to you claiming that it was a payment slip I knew this all along I thought you where a trust worthy man but I never knew you where a joker I will look for someone who is more serious to help me on this i believed you but never knew you where a player don’t bother to write back because I am done with this fucking games from you.

I ignored this at first, was going to reply after 48 hours and try to work this out as honorable men....and he replied prior to me getting back to him...

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Joefus I never really knew you are such a stupid man I thought I was dealing with someone who is serious but now I know how stupid and fucking ass hole you are for your information I have found someone else who has already paid for the delivery of the boxes I wish you all the fucking best

So I replied...conciliatory and ready to conclude our business...

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Admiral Harris,
I find your email to be a bit off putting. You are absolutely wrong in your assessment of the situation. I also know that you are lying when you say you have found someone else to help you and they have already paid the money. NO ONE is going to hand over more than 70,000 us dollars in less than 24 hours after you contacting them. So can the bullshit OK? What you are attempting to do here is what we call in Sales the take away close . You tell me not to write you again, and then you reach back out in less than 24 hours with a cockamamie story about already finding someone else. Here is the reality. The money I sent was real. The proof of payment I sent is real. My bank is right there on it, with the time, date, teller number and transaction number right there on it. You know what else is real? My frustration. The shipping company you have chosen from the beginning of this transaction is bloody incompetent, and that has been evident from day one. It is there incompetence that has caused all of these delays not mine, nor my accountants. And you have some fault in this too as you have chosen to work with these idiots and have defended their incompetence throughout this transaction. Here is the reality, you are up against a very real deadline. I think you are trying this take away close methodology as a way to reengage with me as despite all of the incompetence you had my trust and willingness to see this transaction through. And given your timeframe, it is going to be difficult to cultivate a relationship with a new partner and get the money transferred in time for the transaction to see through. You know that as well as I do. As such I have been working on this on my end as I was going to reach out to you today anyway. So here I am. I checked with my bank yesterday, they won't tell me anything more on the why the money was rejected/returned. I did confirm however it could be back in my account on Monday, they assure me it will be there by close of business Tuesday.
I do believe I have come up with a way to guarantee you will have the money in time, and this transaction can be concluded. I was hoping that we could put aside what has happened thus far and work as men to bring this transaction to an amicable conclusion. I trust you will see the wisdom in what I am proposing, and do what is right.

If I can re hook him---there will be no more transfers...I will have already sent the money to my elderly uncle in the UK who is going to handle this all in person....as the receiver is in the UK....I do believe a safari just might be worth a try here?

So is this idiot enduring any other eater pain?

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