"Build a bridge and get over it"

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Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2018 9:40 pm

Chris Ofor is not happy with his progress in getting Mal to send $150. It's at the stage where Mal is sure that he's the wrong guy, and the Lad won't accept that:

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i told you that you should not be panic over this transaction and i promise you that after this payment no fee will come up again i swear with you that after this requested fee you will received your fund i give you my word i stand upon my word i will never let you down OK, Please follow the direction and send the fee and finally received your fund i am assured you with all my health that i never fail you or do you bad...

Yada yada yada. But Mal ain't buying that.

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I'm not panicking - I'm telling you that you made a mistake. Build a bridge and get over it, OK?

The Lad's reaction was unusual (emphasis added):

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I did not do mistake i see your file to our office your name and your email address that is why i contact you for the releasing of your fund that is all my brother i did not build a bridge so what the insult is please stop the insult don't ever try it so you have to pay the fee

Does he have some deep-seated hatred for engineers?

Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2018 5:14 pm

Just your luck you would find a lad bridgeaphobe.

Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2018 5:26 pm

He clearly has some sort of issue with bridges, most likely resulting from a childhood bridge related trauma. Possibly he was abandoned under a bridge as a small child.

I think Mal needs to discuss his bridge phobia further.

Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2018 6:27 pm

He should also discuss the bridge over the River Kwai and the bridge over troubled water.

Baiting Guru Joined: 25 Jul 2017 Posts: 2107

Sounds like a toll bridge to me.

Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2018 12:49 am

Just for completeness, here's the full text of the last email from the Lad:

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i did not do mistake i see your file to our office your name and your email address that is why i contact you for the releasing of your fund that is all my brother i did not build a bridge so what the insult is please stop the insult don't ever try it so you have to pay the fee

Mal replied yesterday.

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First off, I ain't your brother, capisce? Only blood kin and comrades in arms have the right. Secondly, someone over there has to build that bridge, because there's been a fuckup, trust me! I never had a contract in Nigeria and I've got no kinfolk there either, so why you'd have a file on me is a complete gorram mystery.

The Lad has to cross the bridge, whatever happens!

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