Edna & Richie - "Sand Timer" & Safari trip

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Posted: Sun May 27, 2018 9:27 am

Nice........the kidnappers could call him, what do you think? Edna could be heard in the background, screaming hysterically while she is being tortured Very Happy

Posted: Sun May 27, 2018 6:09 pm

^^^ It would be perfect! He was very silent, did not respond to Uncle Gerry's message. Laughing

Posted: Mon May 28, 2018 6:50 am

Monday

Still nothing, so Uncle Gerry has written to him a new message:

Quote:

Sir Brown,

Terrorists do not accept the payment of money to be made into a bank account, and they only request cash. I'll have to make a Seattle-Abuja bank transfer and get the cash out there. I need a person with relationships and to be able to deal with it. Those terrorists allowed me to talk to Edna on the phone; she is scared and terrified, she was tortured and raped, but she's still alive. She told me she wants you and me to work very closely, because he does not trust anyone else except you and your friend David. I'll pay you for that, but Edna will never find out. We have a week at disposal to solve the money problem. If I do not pay until June 4, the bandits have threatened to decapitate Edna.
G

I need another only one week, so I can get my SandTimer from him. Laughing

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08.17 - Two hours later, Umukelani (my african Oga) sent a message to "David"... the message also contains a text that Uncle Gerry sent Laughing

to the terrorist, confirming availability to pay 3 million USD.

Quote:

LITTLE IDIOT, WI TALKED FO AM BARISTA NA DROP TRI MILLION
YOULL TEK DI MONI NA YOULL SEND IT FO MI
UNA CAN CUT UR 10% , THOUGH I FIND IT TOO MUCH FO AN IDIOT INCAPABLE OF UNA
WI GO MURD DI WOMAN BICOS JUMANJI OPENED AM MOUT NA TOLD AM DAT HAKIM DEY MAI BRODA
UNA GO WIN 300000 NA U GO SHINE AFTA DAT
I HEAR OF UNA, AM CUT OFF DAT BAD HEAD OF URS K???

----- Forwarded Message -----
From: "Uncle Gerry" <snip>
To: "Umukelani" <snip>
Sent: Monday, May 28, 2018 01:08 AM
Subject: Re: Fw: Re: Re: Re: DO U KNOW DIS RING ?

Sir Umukwelani,
We'll pay the money. 3 million US dollars. Cash. As we have established. Senator Brown from Lagos will pay and meet with your man. In a public place. He will not be alone, but he will be accompanied by a friend. My pupil Edna has nothing to suffer anymore! You understand me? Stop torture and rape! We will pay the money!
Barrister Gerard Minhaturan

Posted: Tue May 29, 2018 6:17 am

Tuesday

02.26 - It looks like "Richie" can not stay away from the computer ... he responded to uncle Gerry's last message (see above):

Quote:

Mr Mineth,

I am very sorry I have not responded to your emails.It is not as if I do not care for Edna but here issues of this nature are very serious and complicated. Someone could be mistaken or cut by a cross fire. It is true terrorist or kidnappers do not accept payment into a bank account but unfortunately I do not know or have access to any terrorist group so I still do not know what to say or advise. I am not happy and it is very unfortunate.

Richard.

07.10 - My lawyer reply:

Quote:

Sir Brown,
Who is that so-called Mr. Mineth? Is this a mistake, or just a confusion?
I am barrister Gerard Minhaturan, protector and legal guardian of Mrs. Edna Shinneag MacMungos.

You do not have to be present at the meeting, just to be part of the team. I hired a mercenary company that will try to release Edna the next few days.
We identified the signal of that mobile phone used by terrorists, and we know where they are hidden. They move frequently, so we constantly monitor them.
All I need from you is to be there when Edna is released. She needs to see a known person in those first moments. The psychologist says that raped and tortured people are recovering more quickly if they meet loved ones.

I'll arrange for you to be picked up by a car and taken to where the base of operations is established. You will wait there until the mercenaries kill the terrorists and free the hostages.
You will NOT be part of the operational team, so do not worry about your life! Your services will be paid in such a way as to cover the losses incurred due to your absence (of course, this will be our secret because I do not want Edna to know that I have given you money for your services).

Please tell me if you accept this proposal so that we can advance with the discussions. Tell me what your financial claims are.
We do not have much time available because the deadline for payment is Monday 04 June. You should know that Edna rely on you!
G

- In my next messages I will try to find out what happened in Abuja... maybe we will read a brief description of Richie's "journey" from Lagos to the capital of the country. Laughing

- I'm sure this is the end of the story, because our "senator" Richie was an idiot with whom I worked extremely hard. Now, after the failure of Abuja's trip, he will be even more hard to be convinced to do something. Twisted Evil

Posted: Tue May 29, 2018 7:40 am

On the (admittedly slender) chance of a mercenary leader being required, Captain Mal or Hydell the contractor would be willing to serve.

Posted: Tue May 29, 2018 5:28 pm

^^^ Thanks Yastreb! I really hope I can bring the idiot into the Save Edna! "special operation", so your mercenaries team will be necessary. Laughing

"Senator" Richie is scared and does not want to get involved:

Quote:

Mr Minhaturan,

Please forgive me. I took that name from your email heading and it is also part of my confusion as you right put it "From: G.Minhat <snip>".Sir like I said earlier this matter is very sensitive and complex. So I want you to handle it more discretely. Please do not DIVULGE any information about your plans to me again. It is not good for you and it is not safe for me.I do not need money either. My hope and prayer is that Eduva and others will be rescued safely. Once that is done and there is need for me to see her then I will not hesitate to do so.

Richard.

My lawyer insist:

Quote:

Sir Brown,

Today I was called again by that terrorist Umwukelani and I talked to Edna again.
She is shaken and shocked, but she's still alive. She did not want to tell me if she is still raped, or if this abuse is over.
Eduna is desperate and weeps non-stop. He has spoken your name 5-6 times, so I feel forced to insist that you help me.
Please accept to come to the north with my mercenaries. I will give you full protection and I will pay a substantial sum for all your efforts.
Please Sir Brown, just tell me an amount. Any amount! The life and happiness of my pupil are more than money.

Edna confessed to me that you were at her, at the Abuja's hotel last weekend and that you always told my pupil you loved her.
It is true? Have you slept with her? You asked her to marry with you?
Now is the opportunity to prove that you are a man of honor and that you do not leave the woman whom you swore to love!
G

Posted: Wed May 30, 2018 5:53 am

Wednesday

- Our "senator" Richie does not want to be involved in this story of releasing hostages. He refused also the money. Laughing

- Indeed, he confirmed that he was in Abuja, but he failed to meet the young woman. Twisted Evil

Quote:

Mr Gerard,

I do wholeheartedly sympathize and empathize with you, Edna and the rest of her team. It is my hope and prayer once again that Edna and her team are rescued safely. But I still maintain I do not have any role to play to rescue these people from the terrorist. I was in Abuja to meet her but it never happened. What she told you is correct except that I have never slept with her. We have never met in spite of the fact that I had eagerly pushed to meet her.. Yes I can not deny her but you have to understand my handicap. It has nothing to do with money. We are all challenged and this can never be an opportunity for to sell my conscience. Please do not attach any monetary reward to whatever you want me to do to get the desired result.

Richard.

- Mr. Minhaturan wrote to Richie:

Quote:

Sir Brown,
You do not know how much joy I do when I read your generous words! Indeed, Edna chose with both the heart and the mind, a wise and intelligent man.
Of course, I apologize for trying to propose to pay you! A Nigerian senator does not need a woman's money, you're right! If I offend you in any way, I apologize again and express my sincere regrets!

On June 4 is the deadline until I have to pay the $ 3 million. I took all the money from a bank in Abuja and I was careful to let this be known to as many people because I'm convinced that the terrorists have complicit in the banking system and the police. That's why we hired a mercenary company, because I do not trust the Nigerian police. We are non-stop monitoring bandits communications, and on Sunday night we will attack their basecamp. I have 40 professional mercenaries, armed and with good military training. Our base is in Abuja, and from there we will communicate with the team that will try to free the hostages.

That's where I want you to be, too, on Sunday! So that Monday, Eduva can see you and jump into your arms (as the psychologist said we have to do).
So, Mr. Brown, can I rely on your presence there? I'll send a car to take you from Lagos, of course.
G

- Sunday night, Edna will be released along with all the hostages.
- Monday, she will argue with Richie, because "he was not present when she was most in need of him." Laughing

- He will tell him that this sad incident has revealed Richie's true character: fearful, sneaky, selfish and incapable of offering help.
- Of course, any potential professional collaboration is excluded... as far as the love affair is concerned, well, our dear senator Richie has lost all hope of conquering the heart of the young woman.

End of story! Laughing

Tomorrow, at the end of the day, I will celebrate 1 Year of pleasant and beautiful relationship with "my dear senator" Richie... so, I will happily take my well-deserved SandTimer.

Posted: Wed May 30, 2018 8:13 am

Perhaps the mercenary commander could call Ritchie to confer on a suitable rendezvous point, only to find out that the worthy Senator is a miserable coward, and make his opinion known with vigour? It wouldn't hurt for Ritchie to hear from multiple sources what a contemptible worm he truly is.

Posted: Wed May 30, 2018 8:31 am

^^^ It's perfect! Can you call the idiot?... You have PM with his phone number.

You can start by telling him that your Contractor, that american lawyer (the lawyer of the widow who was kidnapped) indicated him (senator Brown) as a "good source of information and an excellent translator". Offer him a convenient place (in Lagos) from where to get him to Abuja base. Ask him also if he's familiar with weapons. Laughing

Posted: Wed May 30, 2018 9:02 am

I'll have to keep trying ("the number you are trying to call is not available, please try again later"). I'll give him a serve for being out of contact!

Posted: Wed May 30, 2018 9:22 am

Hmm, probably that phone number is just for scam?

- He told me that his number is: 080262679xx
- Another time, he showed me this format: +234 802 626 79xx

Posted: Wed May 30, 2018 12:46 pm

The last three times that I tried I got the "switched off" notification. Captain Hydell isn't going to let that go without an insult or two!

Posted: Thu May 31, 2018 6:08 am

^^^ Hmm, this idiot chose to remain silent in the last 24 hours... obviously he will come back to me next week if I can "release" the young widow. Starting tomorrow, June 01, I will claim my SandTimer from him. Laughing

07.02 - Mr. Minhaturan, to "Richie":

Quote:

Mr. Brown,
What's happening to you, why do not you answer the messages and the phone calls?
We have a list of phone calls made by Edna last week and I have identified your phone number.
Yesterday we tried many times to contact you to schedule the meeting with the rapid intervention team.
Please Richard, Edna will really need to see you on Sunday night, after her releasing!

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10.27 - The same Minhaturan, to the same "Richie":

Quote:

Mr. Brown,
I talked to Edna again and she asked about you with insistence and desperation. Richard, that woman needs your presence!
You have to be there when we release it from the hands of the terrorists. They continue to violate her, and that damn bastard Umwukelani cuts another finger from her other hand.
Please answer to my messages. Tomorrow morning I can send a car to you to get you here in Abuja. Sunday's night is crucial, we have everything prepared and I'm convinced that the rescue operation will be perfect.
G

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Posted: Thu May 31, 2018 1:15 pm

Captain Hydell is going to give Mr Minaturan his unvarnished opinion of Ritchie.

"Contemptible scum"

"Miserable coward"

"Dip-dunk can't-c*nt no-load asshole"

Feel free to report exactly what was said.

Posted: Thu May 31, 2018 3:07 pm

LOL!

Were you successful and you managed to talk to him on the phone? Laughing

Posted: Thu May 31, 2018 9:59 pm

^ Two unavailables and one switched off. As far as Captain Hydell is concerned, Ritchie is obviously too scared to lift a finger for poor Edna, and went silent he that he wouldn't have to risk his pathetic hide.

Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2018 2:12 am

Not only is he a pretentious prick, but a chicken shit coward, as well! It is obvious he believes your story, but him turning yellow, for some reason, surprised me. Congrats on the new sand timer, and safari hat. I've always loved this bait. You truly are an exceptional storyteller.

Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2018 6:13 am

^^^ If the idiot even writes me today a single message, I'll be able to get the Sandtimer. Laughing

Friday morning

- Uncle Gerry, to "Richie":

Quote:

Sir Brown, let me be concise, your silence and your absence are disappointing and offensive, especially in these extremely important moments.
The Captain who assures the leadership of the operative team, Mr. Hydell, is good at the human typology and told me very clearly that you are so cowardly that you will not lift one single finger to help the hostages. "Contemptible scum", "Miserable coward" and "Dip-dunk can't-c*nt no-load asshole" are exactly the words used to characterize a man who refuses to help other people in danger.
Captain Hydell is right, you're a miserable human been: fearful and coward. Be sure that I will tell Edna everything that has happened in these last days and the absolutely miserable way you chose to stay away from it. I'll try to stop your wedding at any price. You will not put your empty hands on anything of her wealth, fearful and idiotic chicken! G

- Sunday night, the Rapid Intervention Team will release Edna and the other hostages.
- Edna will write to Richie, full of love! Obviously, Uncle Gerry will be against these relationships! Laughing

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Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2018 10:56 am

[snipped]

ETA: whoops, wrong thread!

But it's well done anyway, Birlic.

Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2018 5:21 am

^^^ Thanks Yastreb! I'm honored to be here. clapping

Saturday

Well, I won the SandTimer from my idiot... "Richie" wrote to my lawyer: Laughing

Quote:

Hello Sir,

"Uncle Gerry" that is what your pupil Edna calls you whenever he has cause to talk about you. It is quite unfortunate that you do not listen to people especially when you think that money can get you all you want. I did told you in specific words that I do not want you to DIVULGE any information about your plans to me. You can not even respect that. I know you are desperate but please be CAUTIOUS. I do not want you to trust me or any one else at this point in time. Tell the leader of that team the good LORD will go with them. And strategically it is better to HUNT one animal or take one step at a time. Edna's release from the terrorist is more important to me or primary and key to whatever the psychologist has suggested. Once she is freed then the recovery therapy can come.

Richard.

Obviously, Uncle Gerry does not have time for Richie's crap... the story will continue Monday, with Edna "released". Twisted Evil

Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2018 6:46 am

That insufferable asshole is still as smug as ever, sadly. We can only hope that he's crying on the inside.

Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2018 7:27 am

^^^ Be sure, he suffers intensely! I have no any doubt here!
Everybody around him can easily take the widow's money. Only he, like a fucking moron, has bad luck... always and everytime! Laughing

This is very frustrating fro him, I'm very sure of that. Twisted Evil

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Congrats on the sand-timer, Birlic! So very well done. Yippee! clapping

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Sep 2013 Posts: 2205

That is quite an achievement! Even better that he is still thoroughly hooked and begging for more. Very Happy

Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2018 6:12 am

Monday morning

- The "Release Edna!" special operation was a great success... it seems that the intervention team managed to kill many terrorists and release the hostages.
- Big oga Umukelani writes to poor Richie, threatening him with death... I want Richie to know he has become a "target" for terrorists. Twisted Evil

Quote:

HALF OF MAI MEN BI DEAD BICOS OF U. I PERSONALLY GO CUT UR HEAD NA UR RIGHT HAND, AS DI OGUN OFFERIN. WETIN HAPPENED LAS NAIT GO NO GO UNPUNISHED, OK ?WELL WELL FIND U ,MISERABLE MONKEY OOO!!!!!!!!!

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