FedEx is drunk

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Posted: Sat May 26, 2018 1:06 am

I think my lad, posing as FedEx, is drunk. I have been baiting this boi for a couple weeks now and have gotten a couple of piggies, including two mules who are related to each other (84 year old mother and her daughter), played the "check is in the mail" game, and now he has asked for payment via WU (alter last piggy failed). When I asked him how WU works and where to find one (I have never seen a western union store), I got this in return:

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Are you kiddiy me? Am surprised you ask sychyva question, walk in to any Walmart shoo and tell them you wantbto send money by westery Union, you can also find a store using GPRS on your phone or by askiy peooey.

But if you don't undrrsty if taet the option I gave you very simple, put the money in an enveloy or greeting card, mail it to her, mind you do not use regular mail there must be a tracking number.

All I can figure is that it's really late on a Friday night, he is totally snockered and the autocorrect on his phone is broken. Laughing

Posted: Sat May 26, 2018 1:14 am

Seems like a reasonable assumption. LOL

Posted: Sat May 26, 2018 1:19 am

srichards wrote:

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All I can figure is that it's really late on a Friday night, he is totally snockered and the autocorrect on his phone is broken

Dang that looks to me like Darla wrote that or will soon enough....

Posted: Sat May 26, 2018 1:27 am

^I thought the exact same thing when I read his email! Except that Darla makes way more sense, even when she is 10 sheets to the wind. Laughing

Posted: Sat May 26, 2018 2:37 pm

I radlp dpn'y se the prblmdh!

Posted: Sun May 27, 2018 2:36 am

spot had this old modality where he would copy a lad's email into WORD, then use "find and replace" to change one letter throughout. Then, he would paste it over the lad's original message and reply back, confused. It might look something like this:

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spot had this old modality whvrv hv would copy a lad's vmail into WORD, thvn usv "find and rvplacv" to changv onv lvttvr throughout. Thvn, hv would pastv it ovvr thv lad's original mvssagv and rvply back, confusvd. It might look somvthing likv this:

Then, he would gradually replace more and more letters. You might reply back to the lad using that.

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ohen, he wousd graduassy repsace more and more seooero. You migho repsy back oo ohe sad uoing ohao.