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Mr Dapper
Elite Baiter
Joined: 30 Apr 2017
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Mon May 21, 2018 11:22 am |
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From my Lad.
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I will wait for your sweet email honey I love you but believe me when I visit you,I will open it for you, and you will see how nit and sweet my p**y is I know you will never like me to go away of you,sorry for being Naughty now.
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I've asked "her" to explain what a nit and p**y is. (these damn Americans and their bastardisation of the Queen's English) 
And just to give some context, I had not even mentioned "her" p**y. |
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"Animal of your type" - Suggestions accepted
"Please go and hit your penis on the wall or you look for your kind i don't have time for big choppers." - Ouch!
"We give the rules here not you sir." - Of course you do laddie.
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sparky905
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jul 2017
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Mon May 21, 2018 11:33 am |
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Since "nit" can be a reference to eggs associated with having lice, I'm not sure just how "sweet" this experience would actually be. |
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Mr Dapper
Elite Baiter
Joined: 30 Apr 2017
Posts: 1055
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Mon May 21, 2018 11:39 am |
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^Bloody hell! that's certainly going to make me crabby. |
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The last word is mine.
A few
"Animal of your type" - Suggestions accepted
"Please go and hit your penis on the wall or you look for your kind i don't have time for big choppers." - Ouch!
"We give the rules here not you sir." - Of course you do laddie.
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Mr Dapper
Elite Baiter
Joined: 30 Apr 2017
Posts: 1055
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Mon May 21, 2018 12:58 pm |
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Honey my email being naughty leave very much to be desire this days because of you. It means when I come to your bed you will see and imaging how good looking the lips of my pussy is. Honey please I have given you assurance this is not what you should involve Wallis on I told you before. Please keep this relationship within us first till I come please please,if it takes involving any of them, honey let forget about the transfer. I told you for the very first time, that involving any one will not be necessary for now. Please my sweet heart I can be more than happy with you if we can keep on moving with our emotion instead involving any one. Although money was never part of problem before but soon everything will be fine. Honey if I give you go ahead for the transfer I think you shouldn't have been confused. Please sweet heart instead of you having his address let us forget about this transfer I told for the first.
Am not annoyed and Am and I will like to touch you in next two months
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The last word is mine.
A few
"Animal of your type" - Suggestions accepted
"Please go and hit your penis on the wall or you look for your kind i don't have time for big choppers." - Ouch!
"We give the rules here not you sir." - Of course you do laddie.
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Mr Dapper
Elite Baiter
Joined: 30 Apr 2017
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Mon May 21, 2018 1:15 pm |
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Of course a reply was needed.
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My dearest June
I do not understand what your cats lips have to do with any of this, perhaps it is a clash of cultures, I know you Americans are a strange race but why would you want a cat in your bed? That said, I still want Wallis to do the checks on Mr Marshall-Page, I'm sure we would both be much happier knowing he was squeaky clean. So my love get that address to me as soon as you can as this is only causing us an unnecessary delay. Stay safe, love you.
Kisses
Harold
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My apologies to any citizens of the USA but my lad is claiming to be one of your countrywomen. |
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The last word is mine.
A few
"Animal of your type" - Suggestions accepted
"Please go and hit your penis on the wall or you look for your kind i don't have time for big choppers." - Ouch!
"We give the rules here not you sir." - Of course you do laddie.
"We have never had to deal with a client like you." - Thanks for the compliment. |
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MrMystery314
Djinn and Tonic
Joined: 13 Dec 2014
Posts: 2077
Location: Herding penguins
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Mon May 21, 2018 2:06 pm |
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"Bro i have seen hell"-Mr. Humphere
"Also i know how inquisitive all this press can be, i hope the picture of the goat fucking me is not on news or news paper"-Mr. Humphere
"GO TO HELL JUSTIN for having played with me all these while, what the fuck is wrong with you you are such as an asshole"-Charles J Colocino JR
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vonpaso xlura
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2011
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Location: Bertcad, Lojbanistan
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Mon May 21, 2018 2:29 pm |
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This reminds me of long ago when I combed my kitty's fur with a fine-toothed comb... |
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you are a fake people so do not ever write to me again.
Am mad at you right now ... Am tired of your questions ... Am sick and tire you and your bank
Nigerian pig . go swallow a grenade idiot. Boko Haram will solve your problem idiot .
you are big fool by send a fake payment information and never you contact me again asshole .
your passgae bearing your ATM CATD ... Ant Terrorist Certificate ... legal verterbrate ... expartiate your meaning ... gets to your dwaignted address ... successful ofghw transfer |
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Mr Dapper
Elite Baiter
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Mon May 21, 2018 3:29 pm |
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I really don't think my lad (June) wants to give me Mr Marshall-Page's address.
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Honey Am sorry if I had question your intelligence.But honey let us forget about the money and face the reality. I will keep on loving you. Is no more necessary sending the fee I don't need it no more but let us continue our relationship that is what matters not the money. I appreciate you so much for promising us at all,what a great that is the only reason I think Am in love with you kisses.
I i wait to hear from you kisses |
Now "she" doesn't want any money I'm at a bit of a loss as to what "she" is after, could this really be love? |
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The last word is mine.
A few
"Animal of your type" - Suggestions accepted
"Please go and hit your penis on the wall or you look for your kind i don't have time for big choppers." - Ouch!
"We give the rules here not you sir." - Of course you do laddie.
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sparky905
Baiting Guru
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Mon May 21, 2018 4:02 pm |
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She might be truly in love...reminds me of a Cole Porter song
night is young, the skies are clear
And if you want to go walkin', dear
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Mr Dapper
Elite Baiter
Joined: 30 Apr 2017
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Mon May 21, 2018 6:00 pm |
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Lets try for another account.
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Dearest June
My love, what do you mean by "forget about the money"? I promised you the £10,000 and £10,000 you shall have. Why are you being so difficult about sending me Mr Marshall-Page's address? Surely it is in both our interests moving forward that we know we can be sure he is worthy of our trust. Don't get me wrong my love, there is nothing more I would like than to continue our relationship especially with the promise of laying tender kisses on the lips of your sweet pussy. That said, I still need to get this money to you, if you no longer want to use Mr Marshall-Page's account for what ever reason you do not wish to disclose, then for the love of God send me your fathers account so that I can send the money to that account. Try to remember this is not only about our happiness but it also affects the happiness of Melissa and little Jacob. Get back to me as soon as you can my love, we really need to try to get this whole mess sorted out as quickly as we can. stay safe my love.
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The last word is mine.
A few
"Animal of your type" - Suggestions accepted
"Please go and hit your penis on the wall or you look for your kind i don't have time for big choppers." - Ouch!
"We give the rules here not you sir." - Of course you do laddie.
"We have never had to deal with a client like you." - Thanks for the compliment. |
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Iam Aries
419Eater is my life
Joined: 12 Jul 2016
Posts: 427
Location: Walking up and down, outside the wall
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Mon May 21, 2018 8:12 pm |
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My apologies to any citizens of the USA but my lad is claiming to be one of your countrywomen.
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If it was anyone but you, Mr. Dapper, this whole thread would piss me off, but I just can't seem to get mad at anyone who puts these lads through so much misery!  but seriously, no offense on this side of the pond, at least not on my part. |
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I am not a drunk and am not happy now.
IS YOU THAT WILL NEVER MAKE MONEY IN YOUR LIFE F*CK U STUPID BOY GO TO HELL, U WILL DIE
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bware419ers
419Eater Admin
Joined: 25 Jun 2012
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lakeside77
A chaff in the USA
Joined: 11 Jul 2008
Posts: 2700
Location: Out there in the cold, getting lonely, getting old
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Mon May 21, 2018 8:47 pm |
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^^ I second that. No offense here, either.
This is why I stay away from romance baiting. My stomach is just not that strong. |
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I must let you know that am sick and tired of all this whole bull sheet do you know my ass is on the line - Jonh Raymund
i want to say i am very sorry for the Mother that gave Barth to you -- Jim Ovie
. . . it is disrespectful,malicious, an ILEDAN EYE,to our corporation and embarrassing to my secretary as he was messed up by your action. I thought I was assisting a true American gentleman without knowing that I am trying to help one of the most chaffs in the USA. --Dr. Leo Stan Ekeh
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Thursten3rd
Elite Baiter
Joined: 21 Dec 2014
Posts: 1893
Location: Twilight zone outer limits
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Mon May 21, 2018 11:14 pm |
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No offense taken by this Yank. All is fair in love and baiting. Except for not baiting safely, of course. Oh, and actually sending or receiving money is bad. And involving ITPs. I wouldn't recommend that. Also, baits involving practitioners of voodoo and or witchcraft and other real-life "spiritual" things is generally frowned upon. But insulting a lad for his/her "American" ways (or "Mexican" or "Middle Eastern",etc.) is just good clean fun. Carry on. |
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...you cannot kill me of Innocency....! - Reverend Mark Obum
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Mr Dapper
Elite Baiter
Joined: 30 Apr 2017
Posts: 1055
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Tue May 22, 2018 3:34 am |
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You are of course right to do so. Thanks.
As for everybody else thanks for being so understanding about the American thing. |
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The last word is mine.
A few
"Animal of your type" - Suggestions accepted
"Please go and hit your penis on the wall or you look for your kind i don't have time for big choppers." - Ouch!
"We give the rules here not you sir." - Of course you do laddie.
"We have never had to deal with a client like you." - Thanks for the compliment. |
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Mr Dapper
Elite Baiter
Joined: 30 Apr 2017
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Tue May 22, 2018 4:14 am |
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Junes reply, I also have a couple of questions about what she is telling me, if anyone can answer them that would be wonderful.
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Honey thanks very much for your sweet message. Please do you know Am confused, as for the reason your bank would advise you to use card for international transfer, that doesn't work. I did my IT in a Bank when I was in collage and any international transfer will have to fill out form for the transfer. That is the reason I wanted you to send the fee via Mr Marshall-Page's account and I know I will get the money from him the same day you send it because he can transfer the money in minutes. Now card can never work for such international transfer, because I know it can work that way. If I still send my fathers account the same story and I don't want to stress you for anything. Am not owning you any money that will result you stressing yourself for me. Please honey try and understand this fact I love you and I want you to forget about this money.I will disallow anything that will cause us problem or stress you.
Please Let forget that promise for now please, please. I will try and apply for loan in my end if they give me fine if they don't God will always provide for the widow.
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Qestions:
1: Is it right that I would need to fill out a transfer form as "she" is claiming? (I don't do Online banking and I have never transfered cash internationlly in real life) I told her in the past that the cashier at my bank merely asked me to put my bank card in their reader and enter my PIN and they entered the information I gave them and then told me that the US account June had provided was invalid. (Mr Marshall-Page's is a UK account). I should add that "she" has already told me that I could not send her a cheque as banks in the US will not cash cheques from other countries.
2: Where on earth do I go with this now? I have never had a lad tell me to forget about the money. What is June's game is "she" hoping I will relent and forget about having Wallis check Mr Marshall-page out? |
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The last word is mine.
A few
"Animal of your type" - Suggestions accepted
"Please go and hit your penis on the wall or you look for your kind i don't have time for big choppers." - Ouch!
"We give the rules here not you sir." - Of course you do laddie.
"We have never had to deal with a client like you." - Thanks for the compliment. |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
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Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Tue May 22, 2018 4:39 am |
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WRT the first question - many Lads just don't have a clue about banking. In a recent bait the supposed US ambassador to Nigeria demanded that Mal not use his ATM card in sending the money, but pay it in cash at a Wells Fargo branch instead (which was impossible owing to the lack of such a branch in Alice Springs). He had demanded a payment slip earlier, saying that the account holder could not "cash the money" without it.
ETA - the Lad will be demanding the "transfer form" at some point, as my diplomat did.
My advice is that you don't discuss the form but move on to other topics so that when it comes up again you can puzzle over the need for it before giving up and faxing or posting it to the branch of the bank concerned.
The Lad should be grateful that you went the extra mile. |
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May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
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sparky905
Baiting Guru
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Tue May 22, 2018 11:34 am |
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I am in Canada and have friends in the USA who have no problem with cheques from me. Their bank might place a hold on the funds till the cheque clears, but they have never been declined. "She" is making excuses.
I would ask what bank "she" is dealing with as you want to call their customer service line and lodge a complaint about their cheque acceptance policy. |
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Mr Dapper
Elite Baiter
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Tue May 22, 2018 3:34 pm |
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Things have moved on better than I had expected. I wasn't sure what to do so I sent June this at 12:32 UK time to see what "her" reaction would be.
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Dearest June
My Love, how are you and the children today and why are you calling me sir? I thought we were closer than that. I have read your last two emails and still cannot understand your reluctance to provide me with Mr Marshall-Page's address. I would have thought it a such a small matter to allow us to complete the cash transfer and what is all this nonsense about taking out a loan? why would you want to put yourself into debt when things are already so difficult for you, Melissa and little Jacob? Let us have no more talk of such foolishness when I am her to provide all you need. My love, the reason I have not replied until now is I made yet another trip to my bank in Southampton today to check if what you said about the necessity for me to fill out a transfer form was in fact correct. Well, I am sorry to tell you that you are mistaken or at least where the UK is concerned. The cashier who I spoke to said that if the account information I provided was OK there really was no problem with the way I was attempting to send it and even if there was such a thing, filling out a paper form would make no difference as they still need to input the information. My love, I even asked her to try sending the £10,000 again to your pastors account but the bank encountered the same problem. So you see my darling there must be something wrong with the good pastors account. I think now we only have the two untried options left to us, 1: we try your fathers account as the bank as assured me with valid information an international transfer will go through just fine the way my bank does it or 2: we use Mr Marshall-Page's account but I will need to insist Wallis is allowed to run Mr Marshall-Page's details through his contact in the Home Office and for that I need his address. After all, it was you that raised your concerns about his trustworthiness in you email dated 16th May when you said " Although I trusted him at list 75%" Get back to me with your preferred way forward and let us have no further talk of taking out loans. Love you.
Kisses
Harold |
At 13:47 I recieved this, and June is indeed right, nothing is my fault.
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My love thanks very much for all the move so far, I will call my father to furnish me with his account details by then I will forward it to you. I love you honey you are really a man but for real I would not want to stress you again, Am trouble for nothing after all you are not the cause of my husbands Death. Sorry I had to say you forget about the money,honey everything is not about money,remember even the photo I ask from you since a week ago is still pending but I know is not your fault.
I will get back to you soon honey miss you |
14:25 June keeps her promise.
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Honey this is my fathers account number for the transfer I can't forget all you have been doing for me and my family I love you honey I really really love you.
Bank Name.... REGIONS BANK
Bank Address.....1721 Wells Branch Parkway Austin Texs,78728 USA.
Swift Code..........UP*****4
ABA NO:............06*****90
Account..............0********5
Account Name.......J***** *******s.
Beneficially address......*** W Waco Dr,Waco,Tx 76704,USA.
Thanks honey I can't wait for the good news |
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The last word is mine.
A few
"Animal of your type" - Suggestions accepted
"Please go and hit your penis on the wall or you look for your kind i don't have time for big choppers." - Ouch!
"We give the rules here not you sir." - Of course you do laddie.
"We have never had to deal with a client like you." - Thanks for the compliment. |
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Mr Dapper
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I still do not understand June or what she is hoping to acheive, any other lad would have dumped me by now. Obviously the bank transfer is held up by tragic circumstances but June has provided her "home" address (a condo in Chicago) so that I can send her daughter a card and gift for her birthday. Unfortunatley my dear friend Gummidge has thrown a spanner in the works by suggesting I get some proof that June is who she says she is and where she says she is, just to be on the safe side of course. I think the problem June now has is that she has already sent me a photograph of "herself, Melissa and little Jacob". As I say, I really do not know what is going on as this started as a cash consignment delivery fee scam on the 5th of May and I find myself at this point five bank accounts later. 
Sent to June first thing this morning (UK time 06:11)
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My darling June
How are you all today? I'm sorry to say that things are not looking good with regards to Young Tom's condition. He had to be rushed back to the operating theatre yesterday as the bleed on his brain started up again and the doctors needed to release the pressure that was building up. Unfortunately the last Gummidge and I heard before we left the Hospital last night was that Tom was still in a coma from which the doctors said if he every comes out of he will probably leave him brain damaged to a severe degree. Gummidge and I shall be returning to the hospital later on to see if Tom made it through the night. Anyway, enough of all this doom and gloom, I don't want to burden you with my problems and we have happier things to talk about. It was wonderful to find the address you supplied, now we can get around to building even more trust between us. My Love all I need you to do (and it is a simple thing, so don't worry) is go along to the bus stop at the entrance of Berger Park and have someone take a photograph of you and the children standing there with the mansion behind you clearly visible. I'm sure this won't be a problem as it is just 100 metres or so around the corner from your condominium. Once I get that photograph I think we I should be able to send the £10.000 and Melissa's birthday card and gift. I'm sorry my love if you get the feeling I don't trust you 100% but Gummidge suggested I ask this small favour as in this day and age we must keep our wits about us, don't you agree? I'd best sign off now and get ready for what I am sure will be another long day at the hospital, God willing the doctors are wrong with their prognosis concerning Young Tom and we find some good news waiting for us. Get back to me as soon as you can my love.
Kisses
Harold |
June replied at 07:28 UK time. Nice to know June's up waiting for my emails at 02:28 Chicago time.
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Honey how are you doing ?I hope you are fine and I pray Young Tom will be fine too. Honey Am so displeased how on earth could involve any one in a relationship we are building up to stand. Now do you know people thought can take your attention away from some one you love? Secondly I never want this money by hook or nail. I told you before please leave the £10.000 alone and I don't want any condition for favor. This can't me any to do why coming back from Church but like I said to I will never accept this honey eat your money with your adviser Gummidge. Tell him I have been insisting you forget about sending this money please spare this.
I can see you are pissing me off by telling Gummidge every move we make. But honey Am fine with you ,we can chat and send message I don't need this money for any condition. it is good to tell you I was able to obtain a loan of $3000.Man can fail but God never fails
Thanks Honey I love you,as you read don't get annoyed with me,I just said my mind and nothing stop me from speaking up. |
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A few
"Animal of your type" - Suggestions accepted
"Please go and hit your penis on the wall or you look for your kind i don't have time for big choppers." - Ouch!
"We give the rules here not you sir." - Of course you do laddie.
"We have never had to deal with a client like you." - Thanks for the compliment. |
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