Ibrahim Wants to Join the COTOG

By joining our community you will have the ability to post topics and access other forums reserved for members. Registration is quick, simple and absolutely free. Join our community today by clicking here.

Posted: Fri May 11, 2018 5:13 pm

Yes, you know exactly what's coming! Roger and Mr Hilts have succeeded in recruiting yet another lad to the !
is from the Central Bank of Nigeria, and he has a $2.5 M fund for Roger, but of course he needs Roger to pay an insurance fee to the Central Bank before the fund can be released. He first contacted Roger with the good news in October.

In the bait so far, Roger has gotten his money stolen by crooked MG clerks, failed to find an RIA office in Jacksonville, had several bank transfers get "rejected", misunderstood how to send money through Walmart, and caused the lad to get a "President Trump" character involved.

Eventually, Roger asked if Mr Hilts could contact the lad directly, and he agreed. Hilts immediately advised the lad to ask about Roger's religion so that they could rip off his Church, and the lad did:

Quote:

Hello Mr. Roger, how are you doing, hope you are in a good and strong health? What is your religion? Can you tell me about your religion, if you don't mind.

Nice and subtle, right?

Roger didn't understand why the lad wanted to know:

Quote:

Oh, I am so glad you asked! I am a member and a lay preacher in the One True Church, the ! We have several Parishes of believers all over the world. The Parish I belong to is here in Jacksonville, led by my Pastor Moses. The Church is my Strength and my Salvation. It has really helped me in my life, and I am the man I am today cause of it.

But I am a little confused, why do you want to know about my religion? Do I have to be a deferent religion to claim this fund? Cause I will let you know rite now, I am not going to betray the Old Gods for anything, not even for all the money in the world! I will never become a heathen unbeliever, cause I want to keep my Heavenly Reward more then I want money.

The lad tells Roger that he wants to join:

Quote:

Wow! am so happy and impressed, you are really a true believer of your church. (Haha, no) I will never asked you to change your church or betray your church because of money, I asked you about your religion because i will love to join your church. So tell me how can join your church, i can also open Your church here in Africa. I will be waiting to hear from you soon.

Roger is very excited about this:

Quote:

Oh, you want to join my Church? That is amazing news! I am so happy and exited that you want to join! I just know that you will be a great and famous member of the Church, and you will spread the Holy Word all over the world!

I will speak to my Pastor Moses about this. I know he will also be very exited to speak to you about your interest in joining. Their is a membership precess that you will have to complete, but for a true believer it is not hard to do. (For a lad, though...)

Oh this makes me so exited! I can’t wait until your my Brother in the Church!

I then passed the lad's contact information to Mr L, who is playing the venerable Pastor Moses, as usual. He has been making small talk with the lad for the past week or so.

Now, Roger tells the lad that Pastor Moses will start him off with the first stage of the process:

Quote:

Ok than I guess I can tell you a little more about it. The Church membership precess is designed to teach you more about the Church and test your level of Devolution to the Old Gods. (Actually, it's designed to create endless busy work for scammers to waste their time with) Those who are found worthy of membership will be initiated into the Church and receive the membership grants and Welcome Package.

I believe the first stage of the membership precess is the visual interpretations stage. You could ask Pastor Moses more about that. He is the one who oversees the membership precess, I am just your Church sponsor.

We'll see where it goes from here, but we think this lad has potential. Twisted Evil

Posted: Fri May 11, 2018 5:23 pm

^^^ LOL, I am with you in this new attempt to bring a lost soul to the Way of Faith. Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Sep 2013 Posts: 2205

Pastor Moses has been emailing him for a week or so, getting to know or newest potential convort.

Quote:

Am a Christian worshiper and am from African(Nigeria). Am married with 4 kids. Am a banker but i want to retire from it cause am not giving my family enough time they deserved.

He has expressed an interest and Pastor Moses is happy to oblige.

Quote:

Good day my son,

Oh that is most wonderful! I am glad to hear of your interest in our wondrous church and even more that you have an interest in opening a church there in Nigeria! Yes, we have found that it is much harder to convort Muslims than it is Christians, since of course the Old Gods are a Christian based faith. Has Brother Roger told you anything about the membership process yet? I would be most happy to get you started on the process of initiation, with the guidance of Brother Roger as your direct advisor.

We do not currently have any church based in Nigeria, so if you decide that you indeed want to help us with the task, you would have the full support of the church. You would need to help us with the process of locating a building site and finding men to help build the church. This of course would be fully funded by the church and you would be a compensated for these costs. We can of course discuss this at a later date, once you have become a member.

The Elders will be most excited to hear we have a potential new convort in Africa! I will tell them at Sunday Services.

Would you like me to get you started on Stage 1 of the membership process?

Pastor Moses

He's ready:

Quote:

So what's the Membership process? So that we can start it from there.

Pastor Moses will work on sending over the forms to get started on Stage 1.

Quote:

Hello my son,

Oh yes indeed, I will speak with our secretary young Susan and have her help me scan the forms to send you. You will start with Stage 1: Visual Interpretations. I will send the forms to you very soon and let you know with further instructive about how to complete this very important stage. Brother Roger will be very excited that you are starting your membership process!

Pastor Moses

Baiting Guru Joined: 25 Jul 2017 Posts: 2107

It look so easy, so simple when you write it out like that, but I know it's anything but that. Even when you know the punchline, the joke is still funny.

Posted: Fri May 11, 2018 8:57 pm

^^^ I hope that we will see some beautiful drawings! Laughing

Posted: Sat May 12, 2018 12:36 am

This is GRATE! The world just can't have enough Biblical artwork. Razz

ETA: ...and Monuments of Faith, hand re-written chapters from the Old Testament, Devolutional Tattoos, etc., etc.,etc. ...

Not quite a Newb Joined: 22 Apr 2018 Posts: 27

Posted: Sat May 12, 2018 11:54 am

Quote:

i want to retire from it cause am not giving my family enough time they deserved.

Well, sure...the COTOG is a surefire way to milk extra time from the day. Rolling Eyes

Looking forward to his proofs of devolution.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Sep 2013 Posts: 2205

Quote:

Hello my son,

Attached to this email you will find your first stage of your membership process. Stage 1: Visual Interpretations.

Please carefully read each of the questions on this questionnaire. You will surely be familiar with some of these stories already as a current member of the Christian faith. Others you may not be familiar with yet as you have not fully learned about the one true religion of the Old Gods. Fear not my son! Use your prayer and focus on guidance from the Old Gods to guide you through the questions. For each one, you must draw the images that come to your mind.

Please take your time. I recommend prayer and rest prior to starting on this holy project. Most convorts find that the guidance from the Old Gods comes to them in their dreams. Carefully and skillfully draw the interpretations of the images that you see.

Your artistic abilities are not important here my son. What is important is that you take your time and draw the interpretations to the best of your abilities. Take your time on this.]The Elders will look fondly upon your careful consideration of each of the Holy questions.

I am most excited to see what Interpretations you come up with. I will wait with baited breath to the completed project. Once you have finished you can scan the forms carefully and email them back to me.

Pastor Moses

The Visual Interpretations questionnaire is attached.

Posted: Sat May 12, 2018 10:48 pm

^^^ Ohh, yeah! Laughing

Posted: Sat May 12, 2018 11:00 pm

I just returned from Florence where we saw stunning works of art in various museums over the course of a week. I hope the newest church member can meet or even surpass such brilliance!

Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2018 3:41 am

This lad went quiet on us for a while, and this is what he sent in response to Roger's pokes asking why he was silent for so long:

Quote:

Am sorry, I have been facing some challenges now. I need some money to solve my problems out ok. Can the churh help me out please

Of course, it's the same reason as always: he wants the money up front.

Roger tells the lad that the Church is happy to help him... after he joins:

Quote:

What sort of challenges are you having? Is their any way I can help? (help make them worse, that is)

And of coarse the Church can help you! Once you complete your membership, you will be eligible for our new member grant. It’s not that much money, only $100,000.00 dollars or so, but it should help you some.

The lad asks for $25 K:

Quote:

Hello Mr. Roger, am sorry for my late reply to your mail. Yes you can help. I need like 25,000 dollars right now to resolved the issues at hand so that i can begin with the membership process. Am having problem in the bank and i really need the money.

Well, that's entirely too vague. Roger asks for more details:

Quote:

I don’t understand. What is the problem your having with the bank? And why do you need this $25,000.00 dollars? Can’t you do the membership precess at the same time? Can you explicate a little farther?

The lad gives only a few more details:

Quote:

They want to take my house and property because of the money they rented me before and i hardly have access to my laptop. Please i have a lot of things going on in my mind right now. Please if you can help me, i will be the happiest man on earth.

Lad always lie, but it is possible that he is having some money troubles and that is what is causing his delayed responses. Naturally, Roger will be baffled by this and ask for clarification.

Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2018 3:45 pm

Roger asks what caused the lad's money problems:

Quote:

I don't understand. Who wants to take your house and property? What money rented before? Your not telling me the whole story so I am not sure how to help you.

And I am confused at how you have money problems? Don't you work for the Nigeria Central Bank? Can't you just get excess to your lab top threw your work at the bank?

The lad explains:

Quote:

I borrowed money from the bank so years ago and now they needed the money back cause the given period have been expired. Now i will not be allowed to access the bank lap top. You can help me by sending me the 25, 000 dollars. Please or the church can also help me. I promised to pay you back once the case has been closed please. I will be very grateful if you can lead me a help or the church.

Well, that makes no sense. The bank he supposedly works for won't let him use his laptop to do his job, because he owes them money? Lad logic at its finest, am I right?

Roger raises this point, but says he'll do what he can to help:

Quote:

I am still very confused. Your saying that your work won't let you use your lab top computer to do your work cause you own them money? That doesn't make any since! How are you suppose to do your job for them if you can't use your lab top?

I really want to help you, but I will have to speak to my Pastor and our Church counsel to see if we can send you the money you need. In the mean while, you should do what you can to continue working with Pastor Moses to join the Church. The Church counsel will be much more likely to give you the money if they see that your taking steps to join the Church.

Let's see if the lad takes the hint and starts on the membership stuff that Mr L asked him for. In any case, I think I see a charity bake sale in this lad's future. Twisted Evil

Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2018 5:50 pm

Excellent work Big X. Keep firm on the "No transmission of assistance to anyone other than members" rule. Make them join.

It turns out that at the last Church Council meeting Elder Thurston Howe has brought up the tremendous costs of properly licensing photos used in the production of slide decks used in the Youth Ministry Programs.

I love to educate the lads on totally useless trivia such as copyrights. It turns out that one church was sued for $300,000 and another for $3 Million USD.

https://www.christiancopyrightsolutions.com/blog/four-steps-for-church-leaders-to-avoid-copyright-infringement/

I tell the lads that my church spends $27,000 USD on the rights to music and another $100,000 for the rights to photos.

Elder Howe would be more than willing to forward $5,000.00 USD for ten photos used to illustrate a Biblical teaching. A signed and witnessed release/license would also have to be submitted.

Topics of the photos used to make slide decks could include:

Judges 11:38 Dying a virgin.
John 11, Lazarus
Mathew 4:19 Becoming a fisher of men
John 2 Turning water into wine
Mathew 14:17 Five loaves of bread and two fish.

Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2018 11:13 pm

Roger tells Ibrahim that he can get money from the Church, but he has to start his membership process first:

Quote:

I spoke to the Fund Raising Committee members at my Church at Services yesterday, and I have good news! They are interested in doing a fund raising event to help you with your problem.

But they had one condition: you must be working on your membership precess and on your way to cavorting to the Church. We have had problems in the past where wicked and fake individuals have taking advantage of our generosity and run off with the money after we give it to them. So now we need to see prove that the new cavort is serious about joining the Church before we will send any money.

Have you spoken to Pastor Moses about your membership yet? You should really start on that soon if you haven't yet. That way we can send you the money you need, and we can continue with the business of my fund too.

The lad has still been taking his sweet time to start on the membership process, so Roger prodded him. The lad now claims that he has contacted Pastor Moses but not heard back:

Quote:

I sent mail to Pastor moses to continue the membership processes but haven't heard from him till now.

I suspect he is lying about contacting Pastor Moses, and luckily I have an easy way to check. Very Happy

Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2018 12:23 am

Batten down the hatches, Roger, Moses and Co are on the loose again. Tears will be shed Very Happy

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Sep 2013 Posts: 2205

He's not writing to Moses about his membership, he's just writing to beg.

Quote:

Please pastor, i really need the money to settle the bills. You can start the membership process as soon as possible cause i need the money so urgent cause the deadline they gave to me, is coming very close and i might lose my job if am unable to pay the fees.

Moses needs to see that he's making progress:

Quote:

Hello my son,

Have you made any progress toward your membership? As you know the Church does generously give money to our convorts but we will need to see that you are making progress. How are you coming along with your Stage?

Pastor Moses

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Sep 2013 Posts: 2205

Quote:

Pastor, let's start with the membership processes immediately. Am waiting for your instrustions.

I already that to him instructions to start over a month ago. Confused

Moses sends it again:

Quote:

Hello my son,

Did I not already send you a copy of your Stage 1: Visual Interpretations? I will send it now. You must fill the questions with drawings based on your interpretations. I suggest that you rest for 2 nights before starting on your Visual Interpretations. Study the questions and then often you will see visions as you sleep that will guide you on your way through Stage 1. The forms are attached. Please draw your interpretations as clearly as possible and take your time to get these right my son! The Elders look very favorably on well guided visions.

Pastor Moses

Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2018 3:14 am

The lad tells Roger that he did the first step:

Quote:

Am sorry Mr. Roger, am through with the first processes waiting for the next step.

Mr L, please correct me if I'm wrong, but as far as I know, he hasn't done anything for the membership process yet. Roger is confused by his claim that he has:

Quote:

Oh, so you did spoke to Pastor Moses? Did he had you do the Visual Interpretations stage yet? That is the first stage of the membership precess, if I remember correctly.

Please get in torch with Pastor Moses and ask him what he wants you to do. I just don’t want to have any more delays in your membership precess, cause that will cause more delays for our business.

This lad is getting annoying. He is barely responding, and doesn't seem interested in doing the steps for the Church membership. Maybe Hilts will have to light a fire under his ass soon.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Sep 2013 Posts: 2205

He sent me the same message but has provided nothing. I told him he needed to send me his work if he actually finished it. Nothing yet.

Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2018 2:26 am

Roger was sent a format by a seemingly new lad called . I replied with my standard response:

Quote:

I am confused by your email but I can tell it is very impotent. What is this fund your talking about? I wasn't expecting any fund, are you sure you sent your email to the rite person? Can you please explicate a little farther about what is going on?

But it turns out this lad is connected to one we already know, the same Ibrahim who is trying to join the COTOG:

Quote:

Yes Mr. Roger, how are you doing? This mail is for you. this fund is the fund which is supposed to send to you by our former stuff, Mr. Ibrahim. He have been sacked due to his unable to pay the money which he lend from the bank. Now send us your information both home address, ID and account information for you transaction to proceed. I will be waiting for your reply.

Looks like the lad is trying to weasel out of doing the Church process by replacing his character. Well, that's not going to work. Roger will respond with some confusion to both characters tomorrow.

Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2018 4:10 am

This lad went silent for a little while from both his Ibrahim and Godwin characters. But recently both came back. Ibrahim is suddenly interested in joining the Church again. Mr L sent him our usual Visual Interpretations form. I'm hoping we will get some good drawings.

Meanwhile, Godwin is trying to get Roger to pay $10,000, but doesn't want him to use Hilts:

Quote:

Like i said before, don't ask your banker Mr. Hits, to handle this transaction, if only you want to have your money. Get back to me when you are ready to send in the fees, so that i can give you the account details that you will send in the transaction fees.

Clearly he is trying to cut Hilts out of the deal.

Roger doesn't understand why he is excluding Hilts:

Quote:

I don’t understand, why don’t you want me to send it threw Mr Hilts? How else am I suppose to send it to your account if I don’t send it threw my bank?

The lad predicts that Hilts will falsely tell Roger that the receiving account is bad in order to hinder the transfer:

Quote:

Mr. Roger, Mr. Hilts will never allowed you to do so by telling you that the accounts are not good for the transfer. Because according to Mr. Ibrahim records that's why your transaction have been delayed. So if you need your money, fellow my instruction and believe me ok.

That is indeed one of my usual tactics. We'll have to do something different here.

Roger thinks that is crazy talk, because he trusts Hilts:

Quote:

What are you talking about? Mr Hilts always does my transfers with no problems. If he says their is a problem with the receiving account, than their must be a problem with it. He doesn’t cause any problems for me and I have known him for many years.

And in any case, you didn’t answered my question. How am I suppose to send the money to your account if your telling me I can’t send it threw my bank? How else can I do it?

Let's see what he says. I am sure he will continue to be resistant about including Hilts, but Roger is very stubborn.

Ibrahim Wants to Join the COTOG	View next topic View previous topic