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Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2018 8:14 am

I've got a new Senegal refugee love lad(ette). It's the usual "I'm in a refugee camp and have a pile of cash I need some mug to shift for me" cobblers. She's sent me some pictures of herself. We'll see what she really looks like when I get a trophy from her. My last Senegal gal a few years ago was hooked into thinking I was a starship captain flying warp drive trials back and forward to Jupiter three times a week. Now I'm an intrepid time traveller using the machine from "Timeless".
Should be fun. Twisted Evil

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Hi Quincy
Thanks for the pictures. You're lovely. I'm sorry I didn't get back to you immediately. I've been travelling. I'm a scientist working on a secret project involving temporal physics. We were out in our machine and only got back this morning from an excursion to the English Civil War. Below is a picture of our machine, beautiful isn't it? It cost an incredible amount of money. It's highly secret so please don't tell anyone about it or I'll be for the high jump. The Temporal Commission would have me jailed or worse, exiled to the Pleistocene Period.
I'm afraid I won't be able to telephone your pastor as the machine's operating principles create some unusual side effects, one of which puts you in antiphase with electromagnetic waves, so I can't hear the person at the other end of the phone because my ears cancel out the sound. I'm afraid therefore email will have to do for the moment until we meet. I'd be happy to help you get your money out of wherever it is at the moment. I might even be able to use our machine to help you increase it pretty much right away. Please write soon.

Love Richard

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

Oh, lovely! Great fun!

Baiting Guru Joined: 25 Jul 2017 Posts: 2107

Can you go into the future and see if the ladette ever gets the money?

Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2018 12:29 pm

I went forward about six months and to my building society's horror, she had received nothing. I haven't the heart to tell her though. Twisted Evil

Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2018 3:16 pm

As is always the case with Senegal refugee ladettes, she's not remotely interested in anything I have to say. She cuts to the chase immediately, with a little bit of God bothering thrown in to instill a sense of trust in her - after all, she's a God fearing Christian...what could possibly go wrong?

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I choose you to assist me not by my own doing rather it is through the power of God.

followed by:

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I want you to be in total control of my funds as soon as the fund transferred into your account.　

Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2018 9:52 am

I think this one's a keeper. I'll probably be able to get her on safari if I play my cards right. Very Happy

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Dear, I want you to understand that I am counting on you, due to you vast experience in business, because you are going to deal with the holding firm directly. I will send you the contact of this Firm where the Funds is deposited, for you to establish immediate contact with them for the transfer. Then we can discuss the details of the business we are to invest the funds.

I don't know where she got that idea from, but we'll go with it...Time to feed her a line to whet her appetite.

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Hi Quincy, or is it Queency...you've used both.
Anyway, sorry it's taken some time to get back to you again. I was on a personal trip at the weekend to the Wall Street Crash to do a bit of research into what investments we could place your money into. The share prices are stupidly low there and as they say, "buy low and sell high" so it's good to get in on the ground floor and since everyone else is panicking and selling like there's no tomorrow, someone in the know like me can buy big companies' shares for cents on the dollar. I've made a few contacts which will help...William Randolph Hearst and Henry Ford are just two of them. We're going to be rich!

Anyhoo, my details:

Name: Richard Soale
Address: 18 Rothschild Boulevard, Los Angeles, 90210, USA
Age: 33
I have no phone as I have the antiphase issue I told you about in my last message.

Love Richard

Elite Baiter Joined: 30 Apr 2017 Posts: 1055

I'm finding this hard to believe now, everyone knows all the wormholes were closed over the weekend for engineering work.

Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2018 10:23 am

That's why it took me so long to get back to her, I was delayed by those works until this morning! Rolling Eyes

Elite Baiter Joined: 30 Apr 2017 Posts: 1055

^^^Ahh! now all credibility has been restored.

Posted: Tue May 01, 2018 11:22 am

My gal wants me to get in touch with her bank. The "I want to make a friendship with you" crap she sent me at the start is now well and truly forgotten... this is business, pure and simple;

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You should write to the bank and introduce yourself properly to director of Bank Islamic as my appointed foreign beneficiary to my late father's deposited fund with them, Because they promised to comply fully with any one i may choose in respect of the transfer. I have already sent a nomination letter to the bank so that they will know that I nominate you to stand on my behalf for the release of the fund.
Below is the sample of an application letter that I want you to send to the bank management via their email address below to enable them start processing the transfer of the money with your name into your account.

So I'll go along with it...for now:

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I would be happy to make myself known to your bank. I will have a lawyer friend of mine at the Judge Advocate General's office at the Temporal Commission go over your documents when you send them to me and we will come up with a strategy for getting your money out of Senegal and somewhere safe...I suggest Switzerland or Liechtenstein as they have the safest and most trusted banks in the world. My own bank is in Zürich. It's a private
bank used by the Commission and its staff as their oath of secrecy is absolute and we can operate out of there in total anonymity and safety.
I'll get that letter off to your bank as soon as I can. I'm busy at the moment as we installing new dimensional phase adjusters to the machine to give us a smoother ride and I'll be working late tonight as a result but I will get it done later today.

I'll need to start messing with her soon.

Posted: Mon May 07, 2018 4:45 pm

I am loving it. I hope you will be able to drag her along for a while. I love space baits. Sometimes it works.....I have done it and my lad went with me for quite a while Very Happy

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