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Posted: Wed Jul 12, 2017 8:45 am

I think this competition is still up and running, isn't it? I'm not sure how many newer members are aware of its existence. I'm not sure I'm not engaging in necromancy, either, come to think of it. No one has posted here for a while.

Anyway, I have been struggling like you wouldn't believe for the past month or so to get my lazy lads to give me a decent photo of our legal representative! I'm hoping one in particular is going to come up with something good eventually as he's actually starting to try to comply with my demands. 2 days back I got this:

Here's what the lad had to say: Here is her picture and her name is Attorney Vivian , she is very good in law act.

It's actually a former Miss Nigeria who became a lawyer, or was already a lawyer, or something. I forget the exact details. Although I do like her style (translation: can't stop looking at her legs), I won't accept Vivian because my clairvoyant told me I would find great financial reward and success with a "dark, handsome man who is demonstrably over 185 cm in height."

Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2017 11:09 pm

Greetings in Jesus name,

Please forgive my indignation for not replying you soonest. I was force to live my ancestral home when my father become late because of my dear uncle treachery and greedy eyes on my inheritance moneys. I have well place these moneys hidden in trunk box at a local security company. With tears running down my face as I write these massage, I which to inform every of you that these moneys for the PREMIUM MEMBERSHIP is been secured and the fund will remain available henceforth until you go claim it with your Barrister wig picture.

Remain bless,

jose_cuervo

Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2018 2:27 am

The first wise-ass to report me for 'necroing' this thread, gets banned. Twisted Evil

As far I know, this contest is still up for grabs.

What are the rules you ask? I have no idea! I just make the posts, I don't actually read them. Quit being lazy and read the first page. Laughing

I think firehouse 5 added some bonus prizes to the contest as well. It is well known that firehouse 5 is an unreputable person of low character, and will undoubtedly try to back out if his end of the bargain. I, being of impeccable reputation and conviction, will honor any/all of the bonus prizes, should any of you slackers be up to the simple task.

There are some new folks here, who are likely more talented than the lot which were originally eligible. To that end; I think it only fair that I allow the original lot to continue... if only to be shown up by the newer, more talented, baiter crop currently gracing our fine forum. Wink

Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2018 1:58 pm

Looks like I've got about a couple weeks. I have a few barrister buddies, I'll see if they can hook me up. Maybe if I ask nicely?

Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2018 2:44 am

Can't hurt to <strike>demand</strike> ask. Very Happy

Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2018 5:56 pm

Jose wrote:

takes to run with the big dogs.

Way back in the day. Bull milking? My sides still hurt from the laughter, but you're looking a little lean these days bruh.

If you need some mentoring ...I'll open up a slot for you. Holler at your boy.

Please keep this open for the new folks and award premium to them. I would appreciate another goat though. Wink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eM3FY5Klt-Q NSFW

ETA NSFW and get that pic upright.

Posted: Thu Feb 15, 2018 10:11 am

So JC anyone got the question of bonus round 1 yet?
If not, I guess the type of wig commonly referred to in 2004-2007 was a "Queen's Counsel Wig"

http://www.stephenpallaras.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/Queens-Counsel-Wig.png

User magildo's profile pic was the original one and was duplicated by lots of lads over the years...

Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2018 7:05 am

/\/\/\ I actually did some new searching on that one and it's obscure (at best), if not entirely impossible to figure out what the barrister wig was commonly called here, circa 2004-2007. This is mainly due to a thread purge we had several years ago, where a lot of one page threads were deleted to save server space. I did not do my homework, prior to asking for the Bonus Round 1 challenge, so I will give a hint... (and this should be a "gimme" for anyone remotely familiar with the search function here).

Member 419weasel used the phrase "_____" (once-common 419Eater slang for barrister wig) in the "PICTURES, AUDIO & VIDEO" forum sometime early October 2006.

Sadly, there are no pictures remaining of the "_____" in question. Sad

ETA> If I were competing, I'd probably try to cajole an existing/willing lad into posing for said pics. Just sayin'. Wink

Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2018 7:55 am

Aagh cmon JC making me do more search work Razz

Well here it is then:

Member 419weasel used the phrase "OMG!! He's being attacked by a gereatric tribble!!"

I guess he was a Trekkie Very Happy

Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2018 8:30 am

/\/\/\ Winner! And there's a goat! Very Happy

(you have to turn on your sig-line to see it - under 'edit profile' click yes next to 'always attach my signature').

Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2018 12:56 pm

Djee thanx JC.
Now lets see if I can get those tribble trophies from the lads Very Happy

Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2018 8:06 am

Ha, ha!

One of my twit lads just sent me this!

Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2018 6:33 pm

/\/\/\ Excellent! Now he just needs to put them on and snap a few selfies! Very Happy

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