Started out boring/routine but has gotten good...insulting

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Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2018 2:55 am

Well

absolutely nothing from the lad on either of my characters accounts (the main or the "lad" that chopped his dolla) Sad

Hopefully I can get him back in...this was just really starting to get good Smile

Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2018 7:50 pm

Ok. this is where the lawyer is with the lad.

Mr. Wlikerson's attorney reaches out to the lad with a proposal. HUGE thanks to Big X for the modality we hope to set up.

This was sent from the fake lad's email addy.

Quote:

Hello,

My name is Benjamin Franklin Pierce. I am an attorney who does probono work at a local Senior Center once a week on Tuesday mornings. People see me as a hero of the elderly and, in some regards, I am. But, as I am sure you are aware, everything comes at a price, including charity. This is especially true when you have a large and renewable group of very wealthy people who are ripe for the picking. The result is that, when I take a shit, my turds are worth more than your entire life is likely to be, unless you are willing to start scamming smart instead of whatever mess you have been trying to do with Mr. Wilkerson.

The reason for this email is twofold. First is to let you know that I am the person who chopped your dollar. I did so because you tried to intrude on my turf without even the courtesy of giving me a nod. The second reason is to invite you to work with me, because the fact is that there is only so much fleecing that even I can do, and I don't mind sharing as long as I get a cut of the action. I don't need much - 10%-20% is sufficient for my needs. As long as you follow my rules, you can easily be squeezing out million dollar shits in very short order.

So, what will it be? Your move.

Benjamin

Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2018 3:44 am

All quiet on my character's side. The lad has not reached back out to me yet. Sad

Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2018 4:02 pm

He ignored the lawyer, too, so I poked him and will follow up with an "official" email later in the day. He might be convinced that Josefus and Benjamin are the same person or he might have decided that getting money out of Josefus is too much work.

From the fake lad acount.

Quote:

Yo dumbass. Do you want to be smart and rich or stay stupid and poor? This is your last chance to make a lot of money on many mugus. But if you keep ignoring me I will cut you off from even Josefus. All you have to do to be set for life is reply to me at this address about this job and reply to my official address as your pretend persona.

ETA

Looks like he's curious. And his feelers got a little bent.

Quote:

Chairman,(not sure where that came from)

Thanks for your several messages but one thing is that i don't welcome insults.

You have called me different names and remember life is full of ups and downs, you and i have not met before so i believe courtesy demands we respect each others feelings just as i have done by keeping mute.

In all your emails you have not categorically stated what you need from me. If you happen to be in the same line with me then i believe we should treat one another with respect and love.

Once again thanks as i await your directives (good lad).

Too bad for him the lawyer is busy, today. But he had his secretary make contact. Blah, blah, yada, yada. Please send documentation.

Quote:

Mr. Pierce asked me to reach out to you regarding some sort of business dealings you are engaged in with one of our clients, e.g. Mr. Josefus Wilkerson. He instructed me to ask you to have one of your staff forward all documentation pertinent to these business dealings along with a brief explanation from your perspective as to what issues you seem to be facing in bringing said dealings to a satisfactory conclusion.

Mr. Pierce will be in Court for the remainder of the day, today, but wants me to express his interest in this case and his anticipation in assisting both our client and you in benefitting from your current business arrangement.

Also, please feel free to ask any questions you may have regarding our part in helping you move forward.

Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2018 4:28 pm

B. Pierce, Esq. gives the lad his instructions.

Quote:

I am not a chairman, I am a lwayer. My friends call me Ben but you may call me Benjamin. Furthermore, if you want someone to love you. get a dog. My only interest in this venture is to make money. If you can follow a few simple instructions, we will both make a lot of it. In fact, I have already help several people of your ilk retire in the style they deserve.

Here is how it works:

1. You run your scam on folks at the center. You can ask Mr. Wilkerson for leads or I can provide you email addresses as I get clients for legal services.
2. When it comes time for them to make a payment, you send them to me.
3. I take my small cut and send the money to a friend of mine in the banking industry to lauder the money.
4. Money then comes to you that can't be traced back to its point of origin.
5. I may offer advice on the best way to handle your mugus, given that these people tend to be old, tempermental and used to getting things their way.

That is it.

So, to get started, I can tell you from experience to stop trying to bully Josefus into paying you. My old man always said "You can catch more flies with honey than by being a raging dick." Be nice to Mr. W. Ask how you can be of assistance and I think you will find him more willing to cough up some big money.

Also, by now you should have received an email from my secretary. Go ahead and send the information she requested so I can come up to speed on what is happening with Mr. W. I am flying out to Vail for some skiing this weekend but should have time to look things over.

Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2018 7:27 pm

...and a threepeat.

This lad is dumb as a freaking post! And he is begging.

Quote:

Hope you doing good great.

I actually want to let you know that it will be very thoughtful of you to give me some part of the $1,087 as things are not in good shape at the moment.

Do keep me posted on proceedings from your end.

Ben ain't having it.

Quote:

Dude, what is unclear? The deal is the deal. We split the mooney 90/10. You get 90% and I get 10% of every transaction. Actually, I my take will be 5% with the other 5% of my part going to my banker buddy. Now, if you want to make some bigtime money, please get off your ass and start making yourself look legit by sending the requested paperwork to my secretary. The clock is ticking and you just wasted three days of my time.

Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2018 3:57 pm

...and again.

Quote:

I am in receipt of your email but i still stand on the fact that if i must do anything with you then you need to be transparent in your dealings. All i request is some part of the $1,087 paid to you earlier before we can proceed further moreover your email is ecowas so you can as well go ahead and furnish your secretary the documents you're demanding for.

Which requires another slap.

Quote:

You will get your money when you have earned it, just like everyone else. If wasting time with begging is your idea of how to run a scam, you will not get very far. Please let me know if you are serious because there are other scammers I can bring on board who want to be rich and are willing to do more than sit on their ass and beg.

P,S. I have never received any money for any payment to you. Or, if I did, it was either refunded to the source or used for other things. So please stop whining and do your job.

Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2018 5:49 pm

He has not reached back out to J.W.

Should JW begin getting impatient?

Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2018 2:03 am

Well

I did not have to get impatient. Apparently he and BP have worked something out?

Quote:

Dear Sir Josson,

I got your email and was surprised that after paying ($1,087) to Hornal Baru the self acclaimed Ecowas staff your transactions has not been concluded till now.

In view of these i will advise you ask him what might have been the cause for the delay and keep me posted so we can know how to figure out things rightly.

Do extend my sincere regards to your loved ones.

Warmest regards,
Hon. Danjuma Bakare.

Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2018 3:45 pm

Oops! I may have underestimated how lazy this lad is. He seems a tad perturbed with Benjamin.

Quote:

I am sorry there is nothing i can share with you i owe you nothing so keep your proposal to yourself Mr. BIGMAN... IDIOT!!!!

Go ahead and transact with your lazy lousy family..

Mr. Piearce did not take kindly to that.

Quote:

I my be an idiot but I am a very rich isiot who has helped smart scammer become very rich as well. You, on the other hand, are a stupid, are a poor, starving small boi. And that is all you will ever be.

Oh, and since you decided to mention my family, you will lose your family to famine, plague and war, you stupid, gutless shit.

And then.

Quote:

And one more thing. I ate your dollar. and that's the end of it. I offered to help you make that back plus a LOT more but you were too lazy and stupid towork with me. You lose, FOOL!

My apologies to sportbluecanyon for slamming the door on this idiot.

Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2018 3:17 pm

I thought this lad was done, but nope! He seems to have an issue with people of Jewish descent. Shocked

Sbuject: JEW!!!!

Quote:

It's quite unfortunate that you don't know me in person. I wish we could exchange contacts to meet wherever pleases you then you will realise that you are the greatest stinky jew on planet earth. To hell with your claims Bastard!!! You collected common $1,087 watch what your displayed(MWAAH HA HA I CHOP YOUR 1087 DOLLA THAT MAGHA MINE NOW , ALL MINE) local lifeless JEW!!!!

I'm not sure what makes a "local" Jew different from any other Jewish person, but whatever.

Ben offers some encouragement.

Quote:

I am, in fact, not Jewish, although many of my friends are(is it possible that Josefus is Jewish?). And every one of them is smarter, richer than you will ever be. To be honest, I spent the $1,087 on lunch with one of my Jewish friends and it was worth every penny. Are there any restaurants in Nigeria the charge $1,000 for lunch? I didn't think so. Have fun choking and starving to death on gary. Go ahead and try to steal one of my magas. I insist. You are such a fucking idiot, I have on doubt that you will fuck that up, too.

Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2018 3:54 pm

This is hilarious. Great job, and hopefully he sticks around for more insults.

Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2018 6:26 pm

Josson finally got back to him...a bit confused

Quote:

I guess I am confused as to why you are replying to me. I thought we washed our hands of one another. I have been contacted by someone from ECOWAS and he has set me up with an attorney. Things are moving forward just fine without you.

Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2018 6:51 pm

Well this has taken a slight turn ....the lad has reached back out to Josson

Quote:

Dear Mr. Josson,

I am in receipt of your email and i'm really delighted with the content.

Actually you and i had misunderstandings in the course of me discharging my duty to you but due to some saboteurs that hacked into the transaction thing went contrary to initial arrangements. What i ought you to understand is that the only hurdle that has been delaying your funds release is the CLEAN REPORT ON FUNDS which after that your funds consignment should have been delivered within 24hours to your doorstep on procurement.

Like i have said earlier before now every related documents to your funds consignment has been sealed along with the Automated teller machine card valued for $2,500,000.00 USD.

Really it's good to be protective over cases like these but i need you to forward me every of your correspondences from the second party so i can look into the matter for clarifications.

Do kindly keep me posted.

Have a blessed day,

Warmest regards,
Hon. Danjuma Bakare.

Well he certainly is not getting communications from josson...but josson is now confused further and has notified his attorney

Quote:

Sir,

I guess I am confused. My attorney is working with ECOWAS on the clean report on funds on this transaction. What is this about hacking you are speaking of? My attorney has said nothing about hacking

I am sure BFP is not going to be happy with the lad going behind his back on this matter Smile

Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2018 10:27 pm

Thursten3rd wrote:

I thought this lad was done, but nope! He seems to have an issue with people of Jewish descent. Shocked

Sbuject: JEW!!!!

Quote:

It's quite unfortunate that you don't know me in person. I wish we could exchange contacts to meet wherever pleases you then you will realise that you are the greatest stinky jew on planet earth. To hell with your claims Bastard!!! You collected common $1,087 watch what your displayed(MWAAH HA HA I CHOP YOUR 1087 DOLLA THAT MAGHA MINE NOW , ALL MINE) local lifeless JEW!!!!

I'm not sure what makes a "local" Jew different from any other Jewish person, but whatever.

FWIW, something I noticed during my sojourn on NaijaPals was the apparent belief that the description of Igbos as "the Jews of Africa" was taken literally by some of them.
Perhaps that outburst was inspired by such a belief.

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

^^ I have some assurance from a Nigerian friend that many of the Igbo people believe that they are descended from a lost tribe of Israel. The term 'Jew' is often used for the Igbo as a result of this.

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2018 2:54 pm

^Goo to know. Thanks, you guys (figurative, not literal)!

Ben offers more ecouragement, sort of.

Quote:

Dude. The best you can come up with is "a second party messed thigs up"? I really expected better from you. Well, don't give upnow. I am confident you will be successful. Hahahahahaha!

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2018 3:37 pm

And after a consultation with my characters attorney on this matter, it seems like this lad might be up to no good Smile

Quote:

Sir,

I am not sure what is going on here but you have some explaining to do. The attorney has told me that you tried to recruit him for some sort of fraud and offered him 1087 dollars or something? What is that all about? Are you some kind of fraudstar? Thankfully I brought this all to Ben's attention at the community center and he made sure my money went to ECOWAS where it belongs and not you. You want to explain to me what kind of a game you are trying to play?

Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2018 5:42 pm

This lad had gone silent again, so Ben taunts him a second, and probably final, time.

Quote:

Hey, living life with your head up your ass is why all you have in Africa are shithole Countries. Just to let you know, I am still looking for a scammer to take over my ECOWAS account. You could have had it if you had shown some initiative and made a real attempt to get Josefus back. Too bad for you that you ar a stupid, lazy fuck with your head up your ass.

Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2018 7:08 pm

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