Let's Make a Movie Part 3. New video pg. 2

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Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2018 9:06 am

^Thanks Birlic. Nice bait of your own ...

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=289881

Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2018 5:15 pm

My final actress.

The second video is coming soon and I will be sending a scene and script for our lovely ladies today and tomorrow.

I will be looking at your scene Jayhawk.

ETA the you to a your.

Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2018 5:26 pm

Sticking with your usual quality then Very Happy

Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2018 7:21 pm

^ I bet the ladies outperform the boys, again.

Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2018 8:31 pm

New members, are you confused about these women and the interaction between B8er and Justcold (well, aren't we all?)?

All you need do is take a stroll back one year.

Justcold wrote:

The ladies audition video is here! The scene is from 'Clerks'. NSFW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlGJfYFV0pY

This is the script for y'all lip syncing along.

Quote:

Veronica: [after talking to William] That was Snowball.
Dante: Why do you call him that?
Veronica: Sylvan made it up. It's a blow job thing.
Dante: What do you mean?
Veronica: After he gets a blow job, he likes to have it spit back into his mouth while kissing. It's called snowballing.
Dante: He requests this?
Veronica: He gets off on it.
Dante: Sylvan can be talked into anything.
Veronica: Why do you say that?
Dante: Like you said, she snowballed him.
Veronica: Sylvan? No, I snowballed him.
Dante: Yeah, right.
Veronica: I'm serious.
Dante: You sucked that guy's dick!?
Veronica: Yeah, how do you think I knew that he...
Dante: Wait, but you said you only had sex with three different guys! You never mentioned him.
Veronica: Because I never had sex with him.
Dante: You sucked his dick!
Veronica: We went out a few times. We never had sex, but we fooled around.
Dante: Oh, my God! Why did you tell me you only had sex with three different guys?
Veronica: Because I did only have sex with three different guys! That doesn't mean I didn't just go with people.
Dante: Oh, my God, I feel so nauseous.
Veronica: Sorry, Dante, I thought you understood.
Dante: I did understand! I understood that you had sex with three different guys and that's all you said!
Veronica: Please calm down.
Dante: How many?
Veronica: Dante!
Dante: How many dicks have you sucked?
Veronica: Let it go!
Dante: How many?
Veronica: All right! Shut up a second and I'll tell you! Jesus! I didn't freak out like this when you told me how many girls you fucked!
Dante: This is different! This is important! How many? [A customer comes up to the counter and Dante helps her while Veronica does some math] Well?
Veronica: Um... something like 36.
Dante: WHAT? SOMETHING LIKE 36!?
Veronica: Lower your voice.
Dante: Wait, what is that anyway, "something like 36?" Does that include me?
Veronica: Um... 37.
Dante: I'M 37!?
Veronica: I'm going to class.
Dante: Oh, my God. [customer walks up to pay] 37! My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!

Awesome!!

Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2018 8:35 pm

^ Thank you.

I wrote:

My final actress.

Well, shut my mouth. Bware productions just broke the top 100 employers in the Ivory Coast.

Quote:

Dear Brad,

Here is a fifth actress' headshot. I suggest that we send the same script and scene to the three actresses so that you may choose the two best ones.

Regards,
Mark

Quote:

Hi Mark.

If she can perform well, why don't we keep all of them? Same pay, same contract for each that make the cut.

But five is enough. Thank you and I will await your opinion.

Brad

Mark wrote:

We cannot know if she is a good fit until she produce her casting video. That is why, I suggest to send them the same script and scene in order to cast the best ones. I think that other actresses will apply for the role. Sending them the same script will enable you to complete the casting easily.

Brad wrote:

I know how to do my job Mark.

Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2018 9:01 pm

Someone's giving lessons on lads longing to be baited.

Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2018 9:09 pm

6 and 7

Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2018 9:26 pm

^ Careful there JC, or else at the rate this lad is recruiting others, it might "snowball" on you. Laughing

Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2018 1:00 am

Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2018 1:39 am

I still want to see the paper boat scene from "IT," as it would be hilarious to see lads stand in sewers pretending to be clowns, and I would also suggest (courtesy from my mother): the final court scene in "Legally Blonde," the scene where Laszlo and his girlfriend fly away in "Casablanca," and any action scene from any of the Die Hard movies. These scenes may be a bit ambitious, as there would be a lot of props involved, but considering how many people the lad has recruited, I am sure that they will find a way. Hopefully this enthusiasm will continue as they actually have to film scenes.

Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2018 6:51 am

The re-shoot is in and I have to say that he stepped up his game on the props. The acting, on the other hand, was as boring as paint drying. Mr Atkinson would (he would probably laugh) be spinning in his future grave.

Here it is:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSyoU63sbws&feature=youtu.be

The sketch is from the great Rowan Atkinson.

http://www.whysanity.net/monos/rowan.html

Mark paid for the sash and crucifix. The word on the front of his robe is Corona.

[2/8/2018 11:39:03 AM] Just Cold: Are you having problems?
[2/8/2018 11:40:48 AM] Mark: I have the casting video of second actor but it is very hard to upload it in order to send it to you. The file size is 543MB.
[2/8/2018 11:42:35 AM] Just Cold: Do you have a FB page? Can you load it there?
[2/8/2018 11:44:09 AM] Mark: I am trying to do that. When I'll succeed, you will have to download the video and let me know so that I may delete it from Facebook.
[2/8/2018 11:44:42 AM] Just Cold: That will be fine. Send me a link when and if you succeed.
[2/8/2018 11:44:55 AM] Mark: ok
[2/8/2018 3:18:16 PM] Just Cold: Still nothing?
[2/8/2018 3:18:51 PM] Mark: I am still uploading it on Facebook.
[2/8/2018 7:21:19 PM] Just Cold: Dang bud, I hope you are getting some sleep this morning.
[2/8/2018 7:22:23 PM] Mark: I will sleep after I send you the casting video.
[2/8/2018 7:22:40 PM] Just Cold: My man!
[2/8/2018 7:44:14 PM] Mark: Here is the link: ****
[2/8/2018 7:44:35 PM] Mark: Also check your e-mail please.
[2/8/2018 7:45:26 PM] Just Cold: Ok.
[2/8/2018 7:49:15 PM] Just Cold: It is taking awhile to play, but I damn sure like what I am seeing so far. Excellent use of costume!!
[2/8/2018 7:50:59 PM | Edited 7:51:09 PM] Mark: have you checked your e-mail?
[2/8/2018 7:52:24 PM] Just Cold: Yes. I see it and thank you. Go to sleep Mark. I can guarantee this will be accepted. Great job and keep it up!
[2/8/2018 7:52:59 PM] Mark: ok, see you tomorrow.
[2/8/2018 7:53:28 PM | Edited 7:53:48 PM] Just Cold: A voir!

The next auditions will be dramatic. One scene for the different actresses that, it turns out, are not all from the same country.

We will have one final video where the finalists will perform in one scene.

@Ghost If that isn't enough costume, let me know. Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 25 Jul 2017 Posts: 2107

It is amazing just to watch all this unfold. The acting is not the best but from the comments in this post, the reviews are still good!

Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2018 12:57 pm

They just keep getting more betterer!

Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2018 8:54 pm

Quote:

[12:51:28 PM] Just Cold: How are the ladies taking to the script they will act?
[12:52:51 PM] Mark: One of them told me that she will provide her casting video this evening. Another one told me that she will provide it tomorrow morning.
[12:53:09 PM] Just Cold: Good. No complaints?
[12:54:52 PM] Mark: Yes. I think that they don't have to complain. They must be performing in order to deserve their wage.
[12:55:34 PM] Just Cold: I agree. Do you like Hermes suits?
[12:56:24 PM] Mark Yes, I do.
[12:57:37 PM] Just Cold: If you want to, when you have time, try to get a tailor you trust to get your measurements and send them to me please.
[12:59:02 PM] Just Cold: Should you prefer a different maker, let me know. I just love the way Hermes looks.
[1:00:12 PM] Mark: I like Hermes too. measurements for shirt and trousers?
[1:01:54 PM] Just Cold: Entire suit and if you would like a chapeau, get measurements for that as well. Look at the Hermes line up and pick out what style suits you best.
[1:02:54 PM] Just Cold: I personally like a traditional tie, but I'll leave that up to you.
[1:03:26 PM] Mark: ok, for a traditional tie.
[1:04:52 PM] Just Cold: Shoes? What do you like?
[1:05:58 PM] Mark: I will accept any shoes you offer me. I don't have a preference.
[1:07:03 PM] Just Cold: This is the designer I go with most of the time for suits: A Testoni
[1:07:55 PM] Just Cold: But I'm not you. No need to be coy Marck Look around and find what you like.
[1:11:56 PM] Mark: my shoes size is 11 (US)
[1:12:31 PM] Just Cold: lol mine too.
[1:13:04 PM] Mark: Smile

[1:13:30 PM] Just Cold: 11 Wide or E
[1:14:03 PM] Mark: E
[1:14:57 PM] Mark:
My feet are tapered (really?)
[1:15:32 PM] Just Cold: No problem. Link me to something you like when you can. No hurry. This is where we are considering staying, although it is subject to change:
[1:15:36 PM] Just Cold: https://www.fivestaralliance.com/luxury-hotels/cannes/hotel-du-cap-eden-roc
[1:19:12 PM] Mark: This is a very beautiful hotel.
[1:20:21 PM] Just Cold: Not bad at all. Alright Mark, I have to run. Get those videos for me! I will talk to you later on.
[1:22:38 PM] Mark: ok

Fingers crossed, Mortal should be joining the bait when the auditions are finished.

Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2018 9:47 pm

Demons

Quote:

Don't get any closer. I don't want to hurt you. I've been trying to hide them. I wanted to protect you. I hid the truth from you. I wanted to keep you safe. But there's no place where we can hide. Look into my eyes. Can you see them? Can you see them looking out at you? Can you see the darkness in me? I want them out of me. I want to rip them out of my soul. But they cling to me. Holding on so tight... so tight that I can't breathe. Can you show me how to get rid of them? Can you help me? You're getting too close. I don't want them to hurt you. Please don't hurt her too. Please leave her alone. You have me... you don't need her too. See what you've done. You've made them angry. They are punishing me. They always punish me. They want to punish you too. I can't let you! No! But I have to... it's the only way to make the pain inside me go away. Lift me up... I feel like I am falling... I'm drowning inside. You feel so far away. I feel like nothing can reach me. I'm lost. I'm so weak. Please... I can't take this much longer. I can't do this anymore. How can I live with this pain inside me? There's no place we can hide. We'll never escape them. Run! Run before they find you! I am hell bound. They are burned in my soul. They are a part of me. But there is still hope for you. Hope... there's no hope anymore... I'm too far gone... buried... buried deep inside this tomb... lost and undone. My kingdom has come, his will was done... I am beyond heaven and earth... there is no deliverance from this evil. Why are you still here? Save yourself. Please... you can't. You're not strong enough. You can't stop them. You can never take them from me.

First of the actresses and quite a performance.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BiC5FtHwYPM&feature=youtu.be

Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2018 2:51 am

ETA:

Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2018 6:32 am

^ That's a lot of clapping. Thank you. Laughing

Quote:

[2/10/2018 3:18:21 PM] Mark: Has Robert been able to view the video?
[2/10/2018 3:28:31 PM] Just Cold: He is watching it now.
[2/10/2018 3:29:47 PM] Just Cold: He asks how is she not already in Hollywood. High praise coming from him.
[2/10/2018 3:33:21 PM] Mark: You will receive two other actresses videos until tomorrow noon.
[2/10/2018 3:34:23 PM] Just Cold: Ok. I will be watching the first one when I am free and I will let you know what I think.
[2/10/2018 3:34:53 PM] Mark ok
[2/10/2018 8:02:44 PM] Just Cold: Strong performance. She will be hard to top. Does she act professionally already? I would be shocked if she doesn't.
[2/10/2018 11:32:28 PM] Mark: Hello Brad, she was only an actress in two Ivorian films. Check your e-mail please, I just sent you the second actress' casting video link.
[2/10/2018 11:33:01 PM] Just Cold: She rocked it Marc. I'll check now.
[2/10/2018 11:37:21 PM] Just Cold: Edit to remove name. I look forward to this one.
[2/10/2018 11:38:01 PM | Edited 11:38:47 PM] Mark: Download the video please for future use because this file will be deleted automatically from the hosting website on 2018-02-17.
Edit to remove the file.
[2/10/2018 11:38:21 PM] Just Cold: I've had a glass or four of wine. Yes, I saw that.
[2/10/2018 11:47:13 PM] Just Cold: I don't understand how these actresses are not employed already. This is amazing. Good Lord, I wanted to reach out and help her! She will be one of the actors. I will let you make most of the decisions, but I want her in this.
[2/10/2018 11:48:07 PM] Mark: are you talking about edit to remove name?
[2/10/2018 11:48:16 PM] Just Cold: Yes.
[2/10/2018 11:48:27 PM] Mark: ok
[2/10/2018 11:48:55 PM] Just Cold: You make the decisions on the rest, but she is powerful.
[2/10/2018 11:49:34 PM] Mark: will you also hire the first one (edit to remove name)?
[2/10/2018 11:49:52 PM] Just Cold: I would.
[2/10/2018 11:50:35 PM] Just Cold: Let's not be unfair to the other actresses that applied though. Right?
[2/10/2018 11:51:52 PM] Mark: I think that we must only take into account actresses who has provided their casting videos.
[2/10/2018 11:52:10 PM] Just Cold: I agree, but let them provide them.
[2/10/2018 11:55:41 PM] Just Cold: As I have said before, good actors and actresses will not be turned away. Bware will pay them.
[2/10/2018 11:56:38 PM] Mark: Ok; however, there must be a deadline for the production of the videos otherwise we will not be successful. When does Bware Productions intend to start drawing up the contracts?
[2/10/2018 11:59:09 PM] Just Cold: Contracts must be in place by March. You are recruiting. Where are you placing ads? I asked for four actors and you went from there. I'm not in charge of money Marc. I'm in charge of talent and Bware listens to me ...sometimes. (never)
[12:01:41 AM] Mark: I placed ads in Ivorian social medias.
[12:03:31 AM] Just Cold: Ok. I would suggest you pull the ads. From the quality of actresses in the first two auditions, I think we will get what Bware wants. But do not tell the other responders that they have no chance. They absolutely do.
[12:06:40 AM] Just Cold: Damn it, my maid is still here and she cannot clean bed sheets like they need to be cleaned. (sheets have a process) I have to go speak with her. Take care my friend.
[12:07:08 AM] Mark: ok

This latest actress is well known in her part of the world and it damn sure shows in this audition. Bravo. I wish I did have a production company just to hire her.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCT2R39DdMU&feature=youtu.be

Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2018 2:00 pm

Quote:

(never)

That dog barking is a bit annoying. These two have drama down. It's a shame they didn't provide a second scene showing their comedic skills, too.

Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2018 2:11 pm

^ The dog was, simultaneously, auditioning for a part in Bware's upcoming series The Return of Lassie.

The final audition will have, I hope, some comedic value.

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Might I suggest "Bware of Dog" as a title?

Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2018 3:03 pm

Tapered feet will not leave my mind and I bet she has a headache from beating head! Laughing

Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2018 3:46 pm

Quote:

Dear Brad,

Here are my measurements:

Shirt / Jacket

Back / shoulders: 46 cm
Chest: 106 cm
Length: 76 cm
Sleeve length: 72 cm
Sleeve measurement: 36 cm
Collar: 40 cm

Pants:

Belt: 79 cm
Waist: 95 cm
Thigh: 33 cm
Length: 113 cm
Lower pant leg: 20 cm
Trouser snake: 2 cm ( Laughing

)

Best regards,
Mark

Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2018 7:42 pm

Quote:

[11:45:08 AM] Mark: I am awaiting for new applicants.
[11:45:59 AM] Just Cold: New? You sent me several headshots. I thought you had a new video by noon today?
[11:46:56 AM] Mark: the three other actresses have not produced their casting videos.
[11:47:28 AM] Just Cold: I see. Actors are notoriously unpredictable.
[11:49:23 AM] Just Cold: My opinion is to hire the first two actresses. Edit to remove name is in Cameroon? Where is Edit to remove name?
[11:51:06 AM] Mark: Edit to remove name is here in Cote d'Ivoire in the town and district where I live. The actor Edit name too.
[11:51:33 AM] Mark: Yes, Edit name is in Cameroon.
[11:51:58 AM] Just Cold: Would you agree that K and M are qualified?
[11:52:17 AM] Mark: Yes, it is obvious.
[11:52:31 AM] Just Cold: Damn straight.
[11:53:09 AM] Just Cold: Then it is just a matter of the last audition and I can get you paid.
[11:53:52 AM] Mark: you want a last actress?
[11:54:40 AM | Edited 11:54:50 AM] Just Cold: I am very pleased with K and M. If you think that we need another, I'm willing to listen.
[11:56:28 AM] Mark: If K& M suitable for these roles, I suggest that we move forward. What do you mean by "last audition"?
[12:00:09 PM] Just Cold: I've explained that already, but I will do it again. We need to see you work together. How can we move forward if Bware does not see you all as cohesive? Separately, you've all done well. They will need to see you function as a group. No issues behind the scenes. We cannot go forward with a million dollar budget only to see it fall apart because of actor differences. Make sense?
[12:01:13 PM] Marc Marcel Djo: What about K who isn't in Cote d'Ivoire?
[12:02:35 PM] Just Cold: You're the associate director. You have to be the one to make things happen. I do it every day. Keep receipts and Bware will compensate you.
[12:03:33 PM] Just Cold: After the final audition, you and the crew get contracts. Then the money comes.
[12:06:26 PM] Mark: I must be frank with you. I am broke. At least, send me please the payment for the picture so that I may pay the cost of her trip to come in Cote d'Ivoire and put her up.
[12:08:29 PM] Mark: without money, the last audition will be impossible.

We will see about that...

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[12:11:51 PM] Just Cold: I understand my friend. I've been there too. If I send you money, then Beware becomes contractually obligated to you. Bware is a bitch when it comes to this. One of our other big wigs, Jose, sent money to an actor in Brazil. He used to be quite the producer around here, but had fallen out due to syphilis. Bware backed him though and then got hammered with a lawsuit once Jose impregnated a local and fled. Borrow, beg or whatever for the money my friend. It will be paid back as soon as your contract is signed. Would it be easier for you to go to Cameroon?
[12:16:57 PM] Mark: I can't tell you lies. Without money, the last audition will be impossible. You told me that you would send me money out of your pocket and Bware would reimburse you regarding the picture. I borrowed money to buy the chain with cross for the actor's casting video. I also borrowed money to sew his costume and barrister costume. Where will I find money again?
[12:17:09 PM] Just Cold: I hate to say this, because she is such an excellent actress, but would it be simpler to hire another local?
[12:17:43 PM] Mark: What about the payment for the picture?
[12:19:56 PM] Just Cold: I am waiting on word from Bware. I don't know that it has been accepted my friend. When we tell them that it will be delivered at a certain time, we have to come through. That is why I was messaging you. You will get compensated either way. Do you have the receipts?
[12:20:24 PM] Just Cold: And you did not answer my question.
[12:22:19 PM] Mark: I'm getting discouraged. I need to get paid before going to hire another actress.
[12:24:05 PM] Just Cold: You were given the instructions in my initial email. If you choose to back out, do it. I will find another. Do you think it is easy to get a break in Hollywood?
[12:24:42 PM] Mark: I need to get paid for the picture not for the film.
[12:26:22 PM] Just Cold: I told you that it has not been accepted. I've explained payment procedures. You did not come through with the picture by the time you stated. That is not my fault. Let me know now if I need to start over. F*ck.
[12:28:16 PM] Mark: I am no longer interested in your offer. (damn it all Mad

)
[12:29:07 PM] Just Cold: Very well. Take good care Marc.
[12:29:46 PM] Mark: ok
[12:29:57 PM] Just Cold: Let me call you for a minute?
[12:30:45 PM] Mark: ok
[12:31:40 PM] *** Call to Mark ***
[12:42:07 PM] *** Call ended, duration 10:27 ***
[12:46:43 PM] Just Cold: I'm not the only person looking to cash in on the pic though.
First person with the pic wins.I never lied to you Marc. If you are out, please give my contact information to E.
[12:52:37 PM | Edited 12:52:56 PM] Mark: I have not said that you lied to me. I need money to reimburse what I have spent to sew the costumes and buy the chain. I don't ask you this money from Bware Productions. If you can't send me money yourself, just ask a friend of yours in USA or another country (in Europe for instance) to send it to me. Nothing is possible here without money. You know that I am reliable, if you help me, I'll assist you too until the completion of the project.
[1:00:41 PM] Just Cold: You have me between a rock and a hard place Marc. I want you to be paid. You and everyone else needs to be paid. I'm not trying to keep you from it. Please understand that there is a process and once it is finished, the money will flow.
[1:02:42 PM] Just Cold: Ride with me just a little bit longer? I will have the contracts sent to you the moment you have produced the final cut. I will then, personally, get your signed contract to HR. Then I will have them have your money on hand to be sent.
[1:03:54 PM] Just Cold: Actually, once you and the other actors have signed your contract, I can send you money personally.
[1:11:54 PM] Mark: Ok Twisted Evil

[1:12:39 PM] Just Cold: Ok? We are back on board? I hope so my friend.
[1:13:36 PM] Marck: I will hire a local actress but remember that I trust you. We are bros. Tighter than B8er's mom's thighs.
[1:14:19 PM] Just Cold: I feel like you are a brother to me. I would not fight so hard to keep you here if I did not.
[1:15:53 PM] Mark: I will get in touch again with E an actress who provided her headshot.
[1:17:09 PM] Just Cold: Ok. Please tell K that she is extremely talented and will be a huge star in the US.

ETA song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2Ls_t3rWzc

Posted: Thu Feb 15, 2018 5:52 am

Barring a major change, this lad is going to twig as soon as he is not paid. It happens, but he is going to be in some serious trouble with the local nonetheless.

Brad will get the final audition before this happens.

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[10:35:37 PM] Just Cold: Waiting on you Marc. You ok?
[10:38:09 PM] Mark: I am awaiting for the fourth actress' video.
[10:38:55 PM] Just Cold: Sorry. I meant your suit choice. I did assume you were working out the final actresses scene.
[10:40:41 PM] Just Cold: You know what we like. If you see the same in her, I will trust you. I want to get the contracts to you all by next week, and get you paid, so you are not doubting me anymore.
[10:46:08 PM] Mark: https://www.hermes.com/us/en/product/24-relax-jacket-HA17LOOK03HOMME/
[10:48:08 PM] Just Cold: I see where you are going. Understated but bold. I like it. I'm going to put an order in with the measurements you provided.
[10:48:30 PM] Just Cold: Shoe?
[10:49:05 PM] Just Cold: Or I can get their recommendation.
[11:05:42 PM] Mark: https://www.hermes.com/us/en/product/lucky-moccasin-H152456ZH02415/
[11:06:40 PM] Just Cold: I prefer some laces, but I like your style.
[11:41:22 PM] Just Cold: Let me know when you are ready for the last scene.
[11:42:30 PM] Mark: ok

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