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Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2018 1:14 am

Cammy & Feathers together? That's a match made in lad hell!!! Twisted Evil

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

The police officer is not happy with me

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you are not serious at all

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Look, you don't understand. I have an agreement with Miss Merry. She has a considerable amount of cash hidden in the vehicle you impounded from her and she has promised me half the money if I pay you the money needed to get her out. Considering the large amount of cash involved I refuse to proceed without a written and singed contract. We're talking millions of dollars here.

Oops... I hope I didn't say something I shouldn't have. I think "singed contract" is my new go-to phrase. Very Happy

Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2018 12:19 am

After a 36-hour hiatus, Marry/Merry sent a reply that may open up new possibilities...

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you know prostitute like you came across different guys in the clubs, please connect me to any of your customers to take me on bail

Cammy isn't a prostitute and she doesn't "come across different guys in the clubs" (that's not really possible, considering, and sorta eewwwww anyway), but she will supply details of people she doesn't like because they deserve M/M.

So if anyone would like to be an un-friend of Cammy, do drop me a PM.

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

Looks like the police officer found the box, and is looking for money to get it open.

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thank you very much for revealing the secret to me i release her today with the car, really i found the little box under the seat, but she misplace the keys to the box because of fear

i went to one engineer to open it and the engineer ask to bring $3000 first

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The wench Merry and I had an agreement where she was to give me half the money in the box. I think it only fair that you do the same.

He attached a poorly made ID card for the poor Merry. I love how a little box under the seat contains $7m in cash.

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

Inspector still needs money to get the box opened

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the container is made in Germany, the metallic trunk box, because of fear merry throw the keys away, can you $1500 to able the engineer open the metallic trunk box

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Force Merry to tell you where she put the keys. Use pressure on her if you have to.

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she is here with me the keys is not with her, send the money to able me duplicate the keys from the engineer

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If she is there with you then you should be able to torture her and make he tell you where she put the keys. Why do you seem to ignore the simplest solution?

The good news is I have got him off script. The bad news is we seem to be going round and round with the same issues. He ignored my demand for half the money, and I'm sure he will not like my demand for a singed contract.

Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2018 8:47 pm

As so often happens, the Lad can't think outside the box.

Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2018 5:10 am

Marry/Merry sent an ID without any accompanying text:

That provoked scorn from Cammy.

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Business woman? Don't make me laugh! You're a dumpy little frump who was spoiled rotten.

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

Roh-roh. Now I have made the Inspector angry

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I did, but she refuse to tell me the truth about the keys, according to her when she saw us in the checking point on the day of her arrest, she drop the keys on the ground before will whisk her away that faithful day, i keep her in my house with the box, please send the money as soon as the box is open i will send you enough funds, send me your account numbers

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As with Merry I demand a singed contract from you stating that I will get half the money. As soon as I get that singed contract you get the money and we get the box opened.

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she agreed, merry said you are making fun on him, (Now it's a him? Possible gender identity issues here?) send the money

she said you look like small boy of 12 year

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Merry is a fucking idiot. All I asked for was a singed contract. a reasonable request. But she denied the request. What is your problem with this? If this box truly does exist I would think you would have no problem providing such a contract.

Yastreb, I got the same crappy ID card. His heart really isn't into scamming, is it?

Baiting Guru Joined: 31 Jan 2007 Posts: 12237

Jayhawk wrote:

Yastreb, I got the same crappy ID card. His heart really isn't into scamming, is it?

As did I, along with a bunch of low effort "Send the money, I'm suffering." requests. I've ignored them all.

Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2018 12:07 am

^ It makes me wonder why I didn't get it until so late in the scam.

M/M may belong to a class of Lad who can't help but get caught up in the cut and thrust of accusation and counter-accusation, insult and riposte, and can't stop emailing (or in the case of Dr Starr or MIS-TER AN-DER-SON, to name but two, can't bear to hang up the phone) while the fur is flying.

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

^^ If I had to guess I would say that he just got the id card made and decided to send it to all of us. There's no RSOT, so it's obviously a fake. Very Happy

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