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Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2017 12:07 pm

Reply to: SIR XXX <xxxsir at yahoo.com>

Subject: SAD NEWS!!!

Quote:

I DON'T NEED TO INTRODUCE MYSELF. ITS A PITY THIS IS HOW YOUR LIFE IS GOING TO END? MY DUTY AS I AM MAILING YOU NOW IS JUST TO KILL YOU AND I HAVE TO DO THIS, BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN PAID ALREADY. SOMEONE YOU CALL A FRIEND WANTS YOU DEAD BY ALL MEANS, THE PERSON HAS SPENT A LOT OF MONEY ON THIS, THE PERSON ALSO CAME TO ME AND TELL ME THIS, YOU MUST DIE, YOUR NAME, PICTURE AND OTHER NECESSARY INFORMATION'S WE NEED ABOUT YOU.

I HAVE CARRIED OUT THE NECESSARY INVESTIGATION NEEDED FOR THE OPERATION ON YOU, AND HAVE DONE THAT BUT I TOLD THEM NOT TO KILL YOU THAT I WILL LIKE TO CONTACT YOU, NOT SINCE OUR FINDINGS SHOWS THAT YOU ARE INNOCENT. I CALLED MY CLIENT BACK AND ASK OF YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS WHICH I DIDN'T TELL WHAT I WANTED TO DO WITH, THAT IS HOW I CONTACT YOU. AS I AM WRITING TO YOU NOW MY MEN ARE MONITORING YOU.

WARNING: DO NOT THINK OF CONTACTING THE POLICE OR EVEN TELL ANYONE BECAUSE I WILL KNOW. REMEMBER, SOMEONE WHO KNOWS YOU VERY WELL WANTS YOU DEAD! I WILL EXTEND IT TO YOUR FAMILY, IN CASE I NOTICE SOMETHING FUNNY. DO NOT COME OUT ONCE IT IS 7: PM UNTIL I MAKE OUT TIME TO SEE YOU FOR DISCUSSION WITH THE PERSON WHO WANT YOU DEAD FOR ANY LEGAL ACTION.

SIGNED: SIR. SILENT

Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2017 12:15 pm

Just got it.

I've sent him a partnership message, just wanted to see if anyone was interested to play victim role.

Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2017 12:41 pm

Haven't seen a hitlad in forever, I'm in!

Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2017 1:30 pm

Me too, me too, me too! Laughing

Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2017 3:31 pm

I got the same lad. I've only sent the initial "Who is this? etc. reply.

Hitlads can be very entertaining.

Trangendered hitlad part 2

Trangendered hitlad part 3

Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2017 7:59 am

My message for the Hitlad:

Quote:

Son,
I'm sure this is my opponent, cardinal Iowain MacMungos. Right?
That bastard can not forget that old love story and look for revenge?
I'm shocked, I honestly tell you.

Gum beannaicheadh Dia thu!
bishop Adamma

His answer:

Quote:

THANK YOU FOR YOUR UNDERSTANDING AND QUESTION. I INFORMED YOU ABOUT THIS, ON HOW TO GET YOUR LIFE AND FAMILY PROTECTED.

I WAS PAID VERY WELL TO GET THIS JOB PERFECTED, SO I DEMAND YOUR FULL CO-OPERATION AND ONCE AGAIN IF YOU DECIDE TO PLAY WITH YOUR LIFE CALL THE POLICE I WOULD NOT HESITATE TO CARRY OUT THIS JOB AND KILL YOU, INCLUDING THOSE THAT ARE CLOSE TO YOU.

I'm very scared and I'm going to pay the security fee... but before that, it'll just be a few details to set. Laughing

Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2017 6:59 pm

The story continues:

My character creates the thread of the story... we have a case of rivalry in love that lasts over 70 years:

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Son, I do not think it's of any importance to you, but I insist you know the truth.
In 1940, my rival Iowain was called to join the 5th Tartan Black Regiment (on the West front, against German troops). I stayed home because I had medical relief (foot platfus).

Iowain's sweetheart, beautiful lady Edoova Sinneag, has been waiting for him for three years. In 1943 she received a sad letter from the Central Command of Infantry Troops informing him that Major Iowain MacMungos died in the first Volturno battle assault. One year later, in 1944, she married me. Holy Cardinal Eufrossius of Aberdeen celebrated our marriage, glorified be His name!

In 1945, to the surprise of all, Major Iowain returned home alive and unharmed. The 1943 letter was an tragically error, subsequently recognized by the post-war military Courts.
There are over 70 years of this story and our families are still fighting each other... there have been countless crimes and kidnappings, but the story has not yet ended.

Now it's the end of these dramas: I or HE has to die!
Tell me all the details and tell me the price on my head.

The Hitlad is on his script:

Quote:

I DEMAND $4,500 ONLY. I WOULD NOT REPEAT MY SELF TWICE. YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO DO IT THE EASY WAY AND KEEP THIS AS QUITE AS POSSIBLE, IF YOU CONTACT THE POLICE I WOULD KNOW AND WHEN I DO, I CAN ASSURE YOU THAT THE POLICE WOULD NOT GIVE YOU THE DESIRED 100% PROTECTION THAT YOU NEED.

I’M NOT READY TO TALK FURTHER, IS THIS DEAL? YOU WILL GET DETAILS ON HOW TO PAY MONEY THROUGH AS SOON AS I READ BACK FROM YOU. I ALREADY HAVE MY SCHEDULE ON YOU AND ANY FUNNY MOVES WOULD BRING YOU SADNESS AND MAYBE YOUR FAMILY TOO, (WHO KNOWS)

My character try to get the idiot out of the script and introduce the second character (rival in love):

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Jesus Christ, I do not I can not believe how stingy is old Iowain! Just $4,500 on my old head?
Son, it is true that we are Scottish and our greed is recognized worldwide, but let me tell you that you cheated and fooled!

Iowain MacMungos is a millionaire and hired you with only $4,500? Nor does the little boy who cuts grass on his lawn receive so little money.
It's a mockery of your competence, believe me! It's incredible, this old shit bag has fool a professional man like you.

Okay, let's get to business and let the facts talk to us.
I'm giving you 10 times more to fight against him with all your strength.
For this, I want you to obtain from him a sincere confession on that old story.
iowainmacmungos@email is the email address of this old bastard.
Awqueshaun Castle must remain without his owner! My honor demands this!
That's my wish! $45,000 if you get a confession from him and I want you to send me his last words written in his blood on a sheet of paper.

Baiting Guru Joined: 25 Jul 2017 Posts: 2107

I joined in on this too as I've never dealt with one of these lads before. Sadly, he only wants $2000 to save my life. Birlic, you were offended by $4500? How do you think I feel now at only $2000?
He hasn't answered me yet but I asked him if it was someone from our local theatre troupe who wants me dead since I got the lead male role in our production of "The Sound of Music".
I also asked that since he is willing to kill for money, and yet will spare my life for $2000, what guarantees will he give that he won't take my money and then kill me anyway. I am seeking a warranty/guarantee on my life before I pay.

Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2017 7:22 pm

He is asking for "mugu" mails from me.

I am his partner now Very Happy

Baiting Guru Joined: 25 Jul 2017 Posts: 2107

Since you are his partner, can you get me a discount please?

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

These lads have to be thrilled beyond belief when they get responses on a mass bait like this. I bet he is already counting his money.

Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2017 10:06 pm

Ah, love me a good hitlad. Cut my baiting teeth on a great one.
It is a terrible format though, and you dont see it much anymore.
One of the things that make 419 scams possible is the suspension of disbelief on the part of the victim.
Who wouldn't want to make a lot of money for asking what the lad asks?
On the other hand, who wants to think that someone wants to kill them?
My personal feeling is that it is a harmless format for a gang to hand to a beginner to see how he does.
I intend to make it a test he fails miserably.
Twisted Evil

Posted: Fri Oct 27, 2017 5:06 am

My old bishop has given another nudge to this idiot:

Quote:

Son,
Yesterday I thought I was going to break his head with a beer mug. He, that impertinent bastard!
We met at the pub and the asshole dared to say he was innocent and claimed he does not know what it is.
I faced the whole situation and tried to iron me, as if I were a child who did not understand anything.
Reply to my message immediately, because now I am extremely upset and I want to solve this problem that affects my honor.

Posted: Fri Oct 27, 2017 5:13 am

^ It'll be fun to see how he can handle his greedy and professional partner and old bishop. I am totally sure he will quit scamming after this Very Happy

Chidike Umoka has sent the lad the following:

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guy,

< Snipped Email Adresses > - dis ones is are perfect choic ok
and inform me about every step ok?
nothing without me ok

Let's see whether is he going to be happy with first batch of mugus.

Posted: Fri Oct 27, 2017 12:12 pm

Wonderful, hitlads can produce some extremely fun baits and I'm looking forward to seeing the outcomes. My character, as usual is confused about the message and sure that his only enemies are not even aware of his true location.

Public service announcement: this thread is in Main so it is visible to google searches. If you're concerned about possibly being found by the lad please feel free to alter your character's names and other crucial terms when posting here. If so please use nicknames or alternative spellings and not code or numbers ("l33t")

Posted: Fri Oct 27, 2017 12:29 pm

^^^ I have already lost 2 potential candidates to the Church of the Holy Lamb because of "google search".
So I learned this lesson and now all my characters have their names slightly changed on the forum.
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On topic... today was a quiet day at the Church... Mr. Hitlad was very silent, so the "rival in love" of the old bishop sent a message to the idiot:

Quote:

Awqueshaun Castle
Aberdeenshire,
Scotland, UK

Sir Idiot, last night I had a very nervous discussion with Will, about old stories of rivalry and about our families.
This fucking churchman dared to tell me that I put a price on his old head, he show me some shit messages from your email address and he threatened me in front of all my servants.
Unacceptable! What is it about and how can I help?
I want to make this miserable ex-bishop suffer in the most terrible way possible.
What is your qualification and what can you do about it?
I want clear details and I expect a realistic estimate of final costs.

Courage and honor!
Major Iowain MacMungos

Mr. Idiot still did not answer to my message. He's probably very busy with "hunting people". Laughing

Posted: Fri Oct 27, 2017 4:20 pm

Ok, we have a reaction. Laughing

Mr. Idiot... he's trying to look "very dangerous":

Quote:

JUST LISTEN TO YOURSELF, YOU THINK ALL THIS IS A JOKE OR WHAT DONT WORRY, YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO DO WHATEVER YOU WISH TO DO NOW.... WHEN I COME FOR YOU, DON'T RUN AWAY

The old bishop is a man who has seen a lot of bad things in his life, so he does not scare so easily:

Quote:

Son, I'm almost 100 years old and I'm not afraid of dying.
If I have to die, I will make it with my forehead up to heaven like a true Scottish Clan Chief! Laughing

Please answer to my questions:
- you want to work with me against this idiot Iowain MacMungos?
- because my honor has no price, I am willing to pay 10 times more than he will pays you.
- if you have already taked the money from him, tell me and I will solve this delicate problem.

I want you to force him to apologize to me!
I want him to write, with his own hand and with his own blood, his excuses on the paper.
I want this paper! The honor of the Adamma family asks that!

I'm waiting for an urgent answer!
I'm alone at home in my parish, so you can come up to me to have a hot grog and discuss all the details of this operation. Laughing

Gum beannaicheadh Dia thu!

He still did not respond to the message sent by William's rival (Major Iowain MacMungos).

Elite Baiter Joined: 17 Jun 2015 Posts: 1738

He was kind enough to provide me an account which has been reported.

Quote:

BANK NAME: WELLS FARGO BANK N.A
ADDRESS: P.O.BOX 6995 PORTLAND, OREGON 97228-6995.
ACCOUNT NAME: Gxxx CxxxxN MxxxxS Cxxxxxxxx
ACCOUNT TYPE: BUSINESS MARKET RATE SAVING.
ACCOUNT NUMBER: 802xxxxxxx
ROUTING NUMBER: 121000248
WIRE TRANSFER
SWIFT CODE: WFBIUS6S

Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2017 1:33 am

He told my character that there will be no further correspondence and to respond to him immediately. My character is understandably confused. He also gave me the same low ball 2k figure for my life.

Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2017 6:04 am

No answer on my part of the action... my bishop Will did not receive any message. The same is true of his rival in love, Major Iowain.
I suppose the snipers do not work Friday night and over the weekend, right? Laughing

Anyway, in this morning old bishop wrote to Mr. Idiot:

Quote:

Son,
I waited for you last night, without any results. You told me you were close to me and, honestly, I was really curious to meet you.
I was prepared to pay you 50% of the amount set together. What happened to you? I hope bastard Iowain did not bid more than me and I hope we two are still "a team".

Today and tommorow we will have The Orphanage Days of the Church and I'm preparing to visit the poor kids in Kennethmont and Huntly.
When I get back home, I'd like to know if I can rely on you and if you're really a professional. The old Jannisen confessed to me that his nephew had come out of prison and was looking for something to do. I think it's not a big deal for someone young and powerful to get a paper written on paper from an old and powerless man like Iowain.

I would prefer to work with an unknown person (like you) for reasons of total discretion, but that means working together and trusting each other.
As a gesture of goodwill, I would propose to you the following collaboration:
- 10% - prepay now, so give me details for the first payment of 4,500 pounds,
- 40% - when you send me the letter written in Iowain MacMungos's blood. We talking about 18,000 pounds.
- the remaining of 50% - pay in cash (22,500 pounds) when you come to me and put the letter in my old hands.

Remember, I want a complete confession of the events, as I have already told you that they have happened!
The Honor of the Adamma Clan must be washed in the blood of the bastard! This is my commandment!

Be blessed!

Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2017 10:57 am

He is ripping you off Padme. He only wanted $1500 from me Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

He has not given me a price yet. My character is confused, thinking the lad WANTS him to go to the police.

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Wait.. So you WANT me to call the police? I don't understand.

Quote:

IF YOU LIKE CALL THE POLICE I DON'T MIND. YOU LIFE IS AT RISK

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I am confused. Do you want me to call the police or don't you?

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IF YOU CONTACT THE POLICE I WOULD KNOW AND WHEN I DO, I CAN ASSURE YOU THAT THE POLICE WOULD NOT GIVE YOU THE DESIRED 100% PROTECTION THAT YOU NEED.

I’M NOT READY TO TALK FURTHER, IS THIS DEAL? YOU WILL GET DETAILS ON HOW TO PAY MONEY THROUGH AS SOON AS I READ BACK FROM YOU.

Quote:

SO THE POLICE ARE IN THIS AS WELL? OKAY, YOU WIN. HOW MUCH MONEY WILL MY LIFE COST ME?

How hard is it to say "If you contact the police I will kill you."?

Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2017 12:32 pm

^^^

Anyone remember Mr AssKiller?

https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=275305

Once we break him down a bit we should bring Feathers McGraw and the Snorkys in.

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

^^^ Ah, yes. Mr. Asskiller. He was a hoot and and he ended up really hating Feathers and the Snorkys. Then again, don't they all. Very Happy

I was also thinking that this lad would be great for a Snorky dolla chop. Feathers is ready to pounce.

eta - The last two quotes in my signature were from Asskiller. I think Feathers and the Snorkys drove him insane.

Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2017 6:39 pm

I've got him, but only exchanged a few emails so far.