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Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2017 5:03 pm

19.00 - Aberdeen local time

- Right now I received a message from TM and he could try a telephone conversation with Mr. Idiot Heintz.
- There's nothing new in the rest... no other message in William's Inbox.

We will see! clapping

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19.15 - Aberdeen local time

- TM called twice, but the idiot did not picked up the phone. Laughing

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19.15 - Aberdeen local time

- Mr. idiot Heinz is not responding, so TM left him a short voice message. clapping

- The record is here: https://soundcloud.com/user-217161706/jannsen (starting at 00:45)
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Not quite a Newb Joined: 20 Nov 2012 Posts: 68

Good for allowing delays, you are by his bedside and everybody knows that hospitals require you to turn off your cellphone to prevent interference to the machines!
Father William has just had a heart attack, you wouldnt want to be responsible for damaging the machine keeping him alive by irresponsibly leaving your cell phone on- against ALL hospital regulations

http://www.guysandstthomas.nhs.uk/our-services/critical-care/visitors/visiting.aspx

You can go outside to use it, but while in the care unit- not allowed
Smile

Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2017 6:29 pm

My call recorder wasn't recording so I wasn't able to record the call, but I did get him live. I called as Sister Vivienne and told him that it was very important that he emailed to say when he'd be at the airport in Aberdeen. He said that he needed the money first, we should meet him in London, etc., but I kept saying I couldn't hear him. I used a sweet old lady voice, and said things like, "No, I'm not in London dear... what? I can't hear you... Are you there dear?" I told him, kindly (lol) that he needs to email and say when he will be at the airport in Aberdeen replying to his No! with a "Thank you dear, God bless you." Not sure he liked that.

Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2017 6:37 pm

Thanks Padme, I appreciate your effort! clapping

It's perfect, and that's all we could do under these conditions.
- the idiot was called by brother Jannisen and by sister Vivanne.
- further, depends only on "how greedy" they are and if we manage to convince them that money is easy to get from Jannisen.
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Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2017 6:55 pm

21.00 - Aberdeen local time

- Sister Rebecca, to our idiot misteeer Heentz:

Quote:

I'm sorry we have not been able to talk more. Due to electromagnetic interference, it is absolutely forbidden to keep phones and other electronic devices in the patient's room. I was forced to walk out of the hall and hide in a closet. Even now I'm writing from the hall next to the coffee machine. Doctors are optimistic about the status of my good friend and father, but things will only be cleared after the morning medical visit. William rests under the effect of sedatives. Vital functions are stable. I do not think we will have any problems tonight. Here comes brother Jannisen who said he also tried to call you on the phone but you did not answer. He was very agitated and stressed me, so I sent him back to home. It's probably now in McMungo's pub at the corner of our street. I hope tomorrow will bring good news! God blessed! Sister Vivianne

- So, by tommorow, we can make plans and we can develop some strategies. Laughing

- Of course, tomorrow William should be able to write messages on his tablet. Or not... we will see! Laughing

Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2017 7:01 pm

Now the lad has heard two voices that are obviously "westerners" so he should believe there is a real victim out there for the fleecing. Just depends if he wants to work for his money. At least it will be a lot more real to him now.

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 25 Jun 2017 Posts: 7

Thanks Birlic for taking the time to compile the "blow by blow" commentary.
As a newbie, I really appreciate your efforts and discussion of strategies.

Posted: Sat Oct 07, 2017 4:19 am

These are conversations carried on Thursday between "old and senile" Lenny and the two idiots... it's a pure joy! Laughing

Heintz: https://www.4shared.com/music/Ga1c-FMMei/20171005_09_23_15.html
Azziz#1: https://www.4shared.com/music/o5Co4vjfca/20171005_09_31_23.html
Azzis#2: https://www.4shared.com/music/r8xXPesXca/20171005_10_17_36.html

Frost, thank you sir! clapping

Posted: Sat Oct 07, 2017 6:08 am

Saturday - 08.00 - Aberdeen local time

- A slight nudge, just to warm up the situation.
- Sister Vivianne writes to Rebecca, a short review of overnight events:

Quote:

Miss Rebeka, I'm Vivianne. Well, it looks like everything's fine. Good father Wiliam slept quietly and there were no special problems over night. Now the doctors went to him for the morning examination visit. One of the nurses with whom I spent last night at coffee told me that theoretically, if there is no additional complication today, William can be disconnected from the oxygen breathing device. Probably in the afternoon he will be conscious and we will be able to talk to him. God bless you! Sister Vivianne

- Today I have quite a lot of other activities in my RL, so I do not intend to be "focused" on this story.
- But I'm very convinced that "good and old" William will be extraordinarily active at night. Laughing

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11.00 - Aberdeen local time

- Mr. idiot Heintz:

Quote:

Sir,

The box was deposited in a vault here in London @ £30 per a night and you must pay the mandatory storage security fee before box collection.

Regards.
Heintz

- I have the feeling that the money does not matter too much for the "good old" bishop, so there is no problem that the final price will increase. Yeah? Laughing

- I have not answered anything yet. Perhaps William will be able to write something, but only later. Maybe tonight.
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14.00 - Aberden local time

- Rebecca to father William:

Quote:

Tell him get well soon

Rebecca

- Old father William is still in his bed, did not wake up and did not read his messages... we have no rush, right? Laughing

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Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2017 5:38 am

Another day, another nudge! Laughing

Sunday morning: 07.45 - Aberdeen local time

- For the first time, after two days of silence, William writes to Rebecca.
- He is still weak after suffering endured on his hospital bed and the doctors have forbidden to annoy.
- That definitely means he will NOT want to deal with the Mr. Heintz idiot again! It's like Rebecca gets this out in the next messages. Laughing

Quote:

Good morning my dear daughter!

God has allowed me to remain on Earth for the good going of my church.
Dr. Henric said the imminent danger was removed and I can come back home Monday or Tuesday but I'm not allowed to annoy or feel angry because my heart is still weak and the vascular accident can be repeated at any time with the most unpleasant consequences.
I believe in Him and I hope with the help of good God we will be able to accomplish our operation! Hallelujah, amen!

Even writing a such short message makes me feel exhausted. I think we'll talk later.
Gum beannaicheadh Dia thu!

419Eater is my life Joined: 28 Nov 2014 Posts: 312

Good stuff here. The 'master ' baiters ingenuity here on this site always amaze me.

Posted: Mon Oct 09, 2017 6:20 am

No news is good news? Laughing

Monday morning: 08.00 - Aberdeen local time

- Yesterday I received no message from either Rebecca or Mr. Heintz.
- I do not know if the idiot abandoned the idea of "fooling" the holy church... or is just the fact that "thieves do not work on Sundays." Laughing

- This morning Father William wrote Rebecca a new encouraging message... he is okay, his medical analyzes are fine, so the "consignment box affair" can be resumed without any delay or problems. Laughing

- Good Father William is worried about the poor Rebecca's fate... if she dies in war, who will inherit all the money? Laughing

Quote:

Dear Rebecca, good morning to you!

I just received the doctor's visit and I am very happy to tell you that I will be able to leave the hospital tomorrow and be able to return home to the parish.
I have to keep myself from being nervous and upset, but the rest is good and my analysis shows that everything is fine.
I will keep attached to my left arm an electronic device that continuously monitors blood pressure and heart beats.

Are you OK, there in the theater of war?
I've been thinking about you all these days, and I've had the revelation that you might not come back from there alive.
Under these circumstances, please send me the details of the person who will be your legatee and to whom I will surrender the rest of the money.

Gum beannaicheadh Dia thu!

We will see! I will keep you up to date.
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On Saturday, I celebrated a year of baiting! I want to thank everyone here for advice and encouragement... Happy baiting, gentlemen! clapping

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13.30 - Aberdeen local time

- Nothing new on the west front.
- Tomorrow Bishop William will return to the parish, so he will want to resume everything.
- Anyway, Rebecca's silence worries me. Crying or Very sad

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19.30 - Aberdeen local time

- Rebecca, to Father William:

Quote:

Father/Bishop,

I got your mail and i reject your vision i will come back alive and meet with you so we all can continue with humanitarian work in UK. Laughing

What arrangement are you making for the cash delivery, it will cost you more if you abandon it with the security company in London @ 30GBP per a night.

I do not have a next of kin, my only surviving brother have ruined his life with HARD DRUGS and i lost my husband fee years back so i have no body to claim it, tat was my reason for choosing charity work..

The ball is in your court and the earlier the better to avoid the cask boss inuring more fees.

Have a nice sleep and God bless you.

Your Daughter,

REBECCA

- We will only communicate tommorow... Old good bishop is still weak and sleeps a lot. Laughing

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Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2017 5:16 am

Tuesday, a new wonderful day in the beautiful Scottish city! Laughing

07.25 - Aberdeen local time

- The old bishop is out of hospital today and returns home to his parish.
- The doctors have forbidden him to get angry, so the good Father has decided to refuse any future collaboration with "Mr. idiot Heintz". Laughing

- William is ready to complete the operation, but only on condition that Rebecca's "representative" comes to Aberdeen.
- Of course, the church will pay the extra expenses occasioned by this trip (flight costs, train costs, other expenses).

Quote:

Good morning my daughter,

Today is "the day" for me, I will go home to my beloved dear ones. I have passed the last medical visit and Dr. Henric has allowed me to return to the parish. In God we believe!
Because doctors have forbidden me to get angry, I have to take great care of myself. Starting tomorrow, I will be ready to complete our operation and finish this transport.

I have a few important things I want to tell you:
- I do not want to hear again of Mr. H (even his name makes my old heart go crazy)... he was naughty, impertinent and totally unprofessional in dealing with this situation.
- He spoke on the phone with some of my parishioners, trying to get over my word and my decision. Totally unacceptable and unforgivable!
- Our Holy Church is well prepared to bear any additional costs and to settle travel expenses.
- I can not risk again contradicting myself with anyone, and I do not want to go through again all the past days. A strong shock may be fatal for me, so I will try to avoid any potential conflict.

Please take the necessary steps to get the transport to us. We will pay the entire amount of money previously agreed + additional travel expenses (flight tickets, train tickets, other expenses).
I will withdraw money from the bank only after I will have the clear and sure confirmation that your representative will arrive here. Not before!
The rest of the details remain unchanged, Jannisen can meet him at the airport or at the station.

Gum beannaicheadh Dia thu!

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08.40 - Aberdeen local time

Rebecca insist on paying in advance via WesternUnion / Moneygram:

Quote:

Dear father/bishop,

Thank you for writing,, how is your health? I'm so happy that you are ok now.

Father, I will make arrangement with another delivery agent going to London to deliver the box to you in Aberdeen but you must pay upfront the storage cost stating from the day of deposit, so calculate the fee and get it ready you will send it to him on arrival in London, but if the arrangement is not ok by you kindly forget the cash box I will claim it after my service.
Thank for trying.

Rebecca.

Old Father William, with 100% innocence:

Quote:

Dear Rebecca,

Thank you, I'm okay, I feel fine and I expect Jannisen to come here. Sister Vivianne is beside me, packs my stuff and prepares luggage.
I already signed the hospital exit slip, so right after lunch I'll be back to the parish.

Sure we pay for storage costs, it's no problem for us. I very much want this operation to end as soon as possible.
Yesterday evening, on TV, I saw our "weather-presenter" Mr. John Snow announce the weather will worsen considerably in the coming period. Literally, he said something like "Winter is coming!".
My note: I could not abstain myself, sorry!... I hope Rebecca does not watch "Games of Thrones". Laughing

So, the sooner we start repairing the roof, the better it will be for us.
Please let me know the total amount of the additional costs so I can also take into account these expenses.
Gum beannaicheadh Dia thu!

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16.10 - Aberdeen local time

- Rebecca has been very silent today, so I think it's time to introduce a new character to the story... it's an old friend of William, banker Gerald Minhaturian.
- I'm sure the banker will immediately understand that the story with Rebecca is just a scam... I am also very convinced that the banker will try to form a "team" with Rebecca and rob the church together.
- I'm even thinking about taking a dolla-chop just to make the story more dynamic. Laughing

Quote:

Dear daughter, finally I am at my cosy home, to the glory of God!
I expect from you a clear plan so that we can successfully complete this deal.
Please Rebecca, I strongly insist, I do not want to hear of that idiot of Mr. Heintz, okay? Never in my life, okay?
I rely on you to find a practical and intelligent man, to be able to comply with the terms of an agreement without making changes from hour to hour.
Hoping that this is going to be a new beginning for our relationship, I'll leave you well and go to pray.

In the afternoon, I expect the visit of an old friend of mine, who is also a member of the Elderly Council, banker Gerald Minhaturian.
I want to talk with him, and why not? I want to worship a good glass of Bruichladdich, that whiskey for which Scotland is so proud.

Gum beannaicheadh Dia thu!

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Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2017 5:53 am

Wednesday - a new day, a new hope! Laughing

07.45 - Aberdeen local time

- It seems that the idea of an nice "Scottish safari" is moving away more and more. Which profoundly make me sad. Laughing

- Rebecca said he would send another courier (Mr. Michaell Mitchel Laughing

), which leaves by train from Germany to London.

Quote:

Dear Father/Bishop,

I'm so happy you are out of hospital, May God be praised, i just spoke with diplomat MICHAELL MITCHEL, he will be coming from Germany London to pick up the box, he will leave by 9:00AM to arrive in London within 2 hours by train.

He instructed that you send the fee to his name by Money Gram so on his arrival in London he will pick it up and proceed to UK, Please father/Bishop he said he wound't want any delay as he has other parcel to deliver in London.

Diplomat Michaell Mitchel instructed that you send the 7 days storage fee 210GBP+Mobilization fee 350GBP making the total of 560GBP, He said send the fee in your morning by Money Gram so that on arrival he will pick it up and pay for the storage security fee for onward delivery in ABERDEEN UK.

He Guaranteed the delivery without any further hitch. He gave the details below for the payment by Money Gram.

Receiver: MICHAELL MITCHEL
Address: LONDON
Amount: 560GBP.

Please furnish me with the payment receipt so i can supply to him.

Thank you for your understanding AND HELP.

REBECCA

- Obviously, good churchman William is not at all satisfied with this answer, so he asked for further clarifications.
- I know for sure that my old William will want to see copies of travel documents (train tickets) and the identity papers of Michaell Mitchel. Yeah? Laughing

Quote:

Good morning my dear Rebecca,

I'm glad to hear you and thanks for your promptness.
Are you sure everything you've written to me is true and the new courier is trustworthy? Because I have great doubts that new courier Mr. Michaell told you the truth.

The train journey from Germany to London lasts between 8 and 14 hours, depending on the German city where the courier leaves.
Vivianne's brother lives with her family in Bonn and she travels frequently there to visit her grandchildren. I know exactly what I'm saying, so please check the facts.
I'm afraid that all are only lies, on the part of the idiot Heintz, who tries to revenge us and steal our money.

Please tell Mr. Michaell to contact me (or you can give me his e-mail address) so I can co-ordinate with him.

Gum beannaicheadh Dia thu!

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09.30 - Aberdeen local time

- Rebecca did not respond to my message, so I sent her another nudge.

Quote:

Rebecca,
I did not get anything from Mr. Michaell.
Please check all the details, because I do not want something bad to happen with our money.

My friend Gerald Minhaturian told me yesterday a lot of cases where people are cheated on the internet.
I also told her that my church was fooled by such an impostor, but you already know the story.
Gerald advised me to be extremely cautious when I want to send money to someone I do not know.
So, my dear daughter, I want us to take all possible security measures and make sure the money gets right there, at the right person.

Gum beannaicheadh Dia thu!

- I introduced one new character to the story: banker Gerald Minhaturian (friend with William).
- He (Gerald) will immediately understand what about "scamm story" it is, so he will contact Rebecca and will propose to work together.
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Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2017 8:26 am

Perhaps this one won't turn into an Aberdeen safari but it's been entertaining to read so far!

By the way even if your lad catches the Game of Thrones reference you should be able to provide a very reasonable explanation - as it happens there is a very well known English TV presenter Jon Snow:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jon_Snow_(journalist)

Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2017 9:05 am

^^^ By the way even if your lad catches the Game of Thrones reference you should be able to provide a very reasonable explanation - as it happens there is a very well known English TV presenter Jon Snow.

Muhahahaha! Laughing

Thanks for this information!

- It is 11.15 AM and "our" Rebecca has not yet answered to last William's message.
- I hope that "she" does not feel offended by the fact that I offend Mr. Heintz in repeated and constant mode. Laughing

Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2017 11:29 am

13.35 - Aberdeen local time

- Rebecca insists on paying in advance, so I do not think I will be successful with my Scottish safari... not very soon.
- As such, I will probably go on the idea of an first dolla-chop tragedy Laughing

,with the help of the famous Umukelani. Laughing

- Rebecca, to Father William:

Quote:

Dear Father/Bishop,

Thank you for your message, Michaell Michaell is trusted and American living in Berin Germany but tours all part of the world for his delivery business.

I want you to know that from Berlin Germany to London by fast train is 2-3 hours, kindly send the fee 560GBP to the detail supplied by him to avoid, he will soon arrive in London please do not keep him waiting he has other consignment.

Let me know when you send the fee to MICHAELL MITCHEL, Address: LONDON.

Expecting your immediate reply.

Your Daughter.
Rebecca.

- And again, just after few minutes:

Quote:

Father please you do not have business with him, I have completed arrangement with him for you to receive the box today.

Once you send the fee wait for him at the church.

Thank you father.

- Old bishop:

Quote:

Hello Rebecca, sorry for my delay,

I was in a meeting with the Elders Council and we left all the phones and tablets in the church consistorium outside the boardroom.
Please tell Mr. Michaell to send me immediately copies of his train ticket and identity card so I can send brother Janssen to make the 560 pounds payment today.
Do we have to pay extra-expense, or did Mr. Michael come to London for another issues related to his work?

Gum beannaicheadh Dia thu!

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Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2017 12:23 pm

14.30 - Aberdeen local time

Rebecca:

Quote:

Dear father

Michaell said he cannot put his passport over the internet but can post copy to your church address if you wan and it will take few days.

Father why not send Jannisen to Lon for the claim if you are doubting me. You still don't trust me.
Please send the fee to him now he is already in London do not
Delay him other will proceed for other delivery in London

Please reply he is waiting.
Rebecca

- Old bishop... innocent and naive, he appears to be concerned about the safety of Rebecca's money. Laughing

Quote:

Dear daughter,

I think our concerns are justified and we need to pay close attention to this transaction. After all I heard last night, from my friend Gerard, I sincerely say I'm worried about all the "remote" payments.
My dear, brother Jannisen is an 70 years old man and he is not very smart. I do not think he's going to be able to handle himself in London. That's why I'm not sending it there, it would have been so easy.

Mr. Michaell does not have to send his passport, it's enough to make a copy of his ID work permit from the transport company and after the train ticket. This and nothing more!
I think you will appreciate the fact that I am very careful and cautious, it's really about your money and I do not want anything wrong with them.

Gum beannaicheadh Dia thu!

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- Rebecca explodes by nerves, which really delights me. Laughing

Quote:

Dear Father,

I see you do not trust me, please lets leave the money in London till I complete my service here it is safe in London than Afghanistan.

The church work will commence on my arrive, I will give the church what I promised.

Your angry Daughter.

REBECCA.

- Old bishop William is confused because his main concern relates to Rebecca's money... and he does not understand why the "new courier" (Mr. Michaell) DOES NOT want to send two simple copies of his papers. Does the courier have something to hide?

Quote:

Rebecca,

My dear, here we are not talking about trust between us. For God sake!
All I want is to make sure the money gets to the right person.
If the courier arrives at Aberdeen, Jannisen pays the sum immediately. No problem!
If I have to send money electronically, it seems normal for me to know who gets paid. Right?

Is it a problem for Mr. Michaell to send 2 simple scanned documents? Seriously?
Does he have something to hide from us? Why?

Gum beannaicheadh Dia thu!

If Rebecca stops responding, then Gerald "The crook Banker" will go into action... but, this will only happen tomorrow! Laughing

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16.30 - Aberdeen local time

- Rebecca claims she's upset and offended because William does not trust her. Muhahaha!
- William does not understand anything, so the offenses to "idiots" continue. Laughing

- Rebecca:

Quote:

LEAVE THE BOX IN LONDON FOR NOW.

THANKS

- old Father William:

Quote:

Dear my daughter, dear Rebecca,

I was sure we would get here. Very sure! And that's just what happened!
Is not that the idiot Michaell refused to send us the copies of his documents? WHY do you think? I tell you WHY, because he is also an impostor (like the other moron, Mr. Heintz).
If it was true what he said, then a copy of his train ticket + a copy of his work permit would have been simple to send. He refused to do so, and that means he has something to hide. Logic!

So he's just another idiot trying to steal our money.
I'm glad I did not send him any money, and I'm glad this fool does not have access to your parcel.
Indeed, the parcel is safe in London vault and no impostor will have access to it!

Send to me a serious man who does not ask for the money before the transaction through WesternUnion, like all the impostors in Africa!
Any serious courier arriving in London can also come to Aberdeen because we are talking about 2 cities in the same country!
For God sake, we are in the UK! Here, companies listen to customer wishes, NOT vice versa!

Gum beannaicheadh Dia thu!

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19.00 - Aberdeen local time

- Rebecca understood "she" could not get anything from the old churchman, so she prepared her out "of the scene"... I really appreciate the fact that she spoke very politely. Laughing

Quote:

FATHER,

THE BOX IS SAFE IN LONDON.

THANKS FOR TRYING.

BYE,

REBECCA,

William is well-intentioned, so he wishes well:

Quote:

Dear my daughter, I'm just happy to know that your treasures are sheltered in that vault, and that no fraudster comes to them.

Let your way be easy and your days be beautiful!
I wish you great success and come back home healthy!
Our church is here, where you know... we will always be here, for anyone who needs advice, a soulfulness, or just a good word!

Be blessed my dear, in the sacred name of our Holy Lamb, Jesus Christ son of The God!

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Perhaps Rebecca thinks the story is over... but it's not like that!
Tomorrow I will try to introduce Gerald Minhaturian (the crook banker) to this funny intrigue. Laughing

Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2017 5:01 am

Thursday morning

- I will have a few days off, so I will continue this story next week... I have already prepared a text from Gerald Minhaturian (the crook banker), but this will only happen Monday.
- So, Father William wrote now a short message to Rebecca... he strongly wants "this project" to be completed successfully, so he want to discuss all these things on the Board of the Church ... on Sunday, after the religious service.
- Certainly, the banker Gerald (good friend of William) it's also member of the Board and he will immediately understand that everything is a "scamm scheme". Gerald will address Rebecca, proposing "her" a very "fruitful collaboration". Laughing

- Old bishop to Rebecca:

Quote:

Good morning my dear Rebecca,
Today and tommorow we will have The Orphanage Days and I'm preparing to visit the poor kids in Kennethmont and Huntly.
They deserve the best in the world because they represent "the future". We are "the past" and we are not allowed to forget this.

Personally, I want very much the church roof to be rebuilt and I will vote "YES!" - for the continuation of this project. I hope to be able to convince the other members of the board. Maybe God will bless us!
The meeting of the Church Elders will take place on Sunday after the morning sermon. Depending on the outcome of the vote, I will contact you on a Sunday evening or a Monday morning.
I honestly tell you, I appreciate your generous offer and hope to be able to close the deal very well.
The final decision is not mine, it is the Council of the Elders of the Church.
I wish you a quiet end of the week without any unpleasant events!

Gum beannaicheadh Dia thu!

Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2017 12:22 pm

Monday, early morning

Old bishop:

Quote:

Dear Rebecca, good morning!

I'm very sick in my bed, from a terrible cold, caused by the cold weather outside.
The Church meeting on yesterday was a great success and the Council approved my plan but our banker insisted for to apply for a loan at the bank.
Starting tomorrow I will draw up all the documents file.
What amount of money do we have to send? Please tell me a final and full amount.

Be blessed,

Rebecca:

Quote:

Dear Father,

The amount to send to London is 650GBP then on his arrival at Aberdeen you will pay him 3900GBP for custom clearance.

On arrival his arrival at the church address give him 500GBP from my share as compensation.

The agent will bot leave Germany till hw confirmed that you have remitted the fee of 650 being foe storage security fee.

Expecting your response.

Rebecca

Old bishop:

Quote:

My dear,
I feel my head spinning and I cannot understand your message.
Please, tell me very clear HOW MUCH MONEY I need to claim in my bank loan. A final total amount, with all the payments.

In the application I have to fill in with the bank, I have to mention the amount of money requested.
We are fortunate that Mr. Mihaturian, the bank's director, is also a member of the Elderly Council.

Rebecca:

Quote:

The total money is 4550GBP.

Thanks,

Old William:

Quote:

Dear my Rebecca, thank you!

I will need some details, for the payment. Tomorrow I'll go to the bank and I hope I can start the credit approval procedures right away.

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- At the same time, from another baiting account, the crook-banker Gerald Minhaturian writes to Rebeca:

Quote:

My friend, what's all this bullshit with consignment box and Afghanistan war? Hehehehehe!
I realized you were a scammer, from the first message that old Will showed us at the Council Meeting.
How can you be so imprudent and so lazy? Are you crazy man?
What kind of experience do you have if you were not able to take a few fucking thousand from an invalid and naive old man?
All the church's accounts are in my bank, and I can help with that. Only if you are smart and strictly follow my instructions!
Do not event think about I'm like those old church idiots!
You've made a few big mistakes in addressing the whole situation.
1.You asked for too little money, compared to the huge amount of money you promised to old Will.
2. You were lazy and did not strive to send someone for money. I can't believe that you were not able to collect money from some elderly naive people, for Jesus fucking Christ!
3. My friend, the easiest money to handle in this fucking world is the CASH!!! Unregistered money, with no accounting evidence to justify! Piece of cake!
4. The fact that you insistently requested money again and again through WU and MG made the old man become suspicious, given that the press here is full of news about this kind of scamms.
I can give Will's church a major loan, between £ 200-250,000. It's my power to do this.
We can share them together if you are able to find a real partner who lives in the UK.
I know that you are somewhere in Africa and I don't fucking care about, but our collaboration is valid only with the help of an accomplice here.
I HAVE THE PERFECT PLAN!
I HAVE THE MONEY AVAILABLE AND I KNOW HOW TO PROCEED TO RELEASE THEM!
I JUST NEED A MAN!
You need money? A one fucking hundred thousand pounds?
Are you able to work under my command? I am the boss, I give the orders, I say what to do and when to do.
At the first sign of insubordination, I will put your ass out of this bussiness and I will look for another African.
You understand me? Will's Inbox is full of such fucking scam messages, so I'll easily be able to find another partner.
Don't fuck me and we can make a lot of money.
Do you have a trusted UK man (who does not steal your fucking share of money)?
I'm waiting for an answer.

Rebecca, to the crook-banker:

Quote:

Sir,

My money is safe in London. Learn some manners. May God have mercy upon your soul.

Rebecca.

My banker:

Quote:

Your money, my ass!
You make me laugh with your crap.
You are just a small flemish African boy, somewhere in an internet cafe in western Africa.
Let me guess: Nigeria, Burkina, Benin?
I can offer a loan of up to 250,000 pounds.
The old churchman will takes the money from the bank and we share the amount by half.
YES or NO?

My simple plan is to make this idiot increase the total amount of money until the "payment promise" will becomes so interesting that he (the idiot) will want to send someone for money. In Aberdeen. Laughing

Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2017 12:31 pm

Tuesday - Wednesday... somewhere, in Aberdeen

- The story continues, but nothing interesting happened yet.
- The corrupt banker (Gerald Minhaturian) came in the middle of the action, but our idiot "Rebecca" does not seem to understand what is happening.
- I've got a bank account (already reported) and two IDs (driver license and passport). The acts seem to be "true" and the man is a 55-year-old English man (I think he is a "mule"). I do not know how to do that, so I will not post his ID.
- The crook-banker insulted Rebecca repeatedly, but he did not answer the way I expected... clearly he (our idiot lad) does not want to cooperate.
- The banker "violated & infected" the Will's computer, so all Rebecca's messages are also seen by Gerald. It looks like our idiot does not realize this very well.
- The banker decided to offer a church loan in the form of cash... total amount = 250,000 pounds, paid in 2 stages (125,000 each).
- Neither did this make Rebecca overcome the boring stage with "Church has to pay 4,450 pounds by bank transfer."

In short, William accepted to pay the money (£ 4,450) and a dolla-chop will happen.

Rebecca & Gerald (the crook-banker)

- Rebecca:

Quote:

May God forgive you.

- Gerald:

Quote:

Do not be an idiot, because you will have only to lose!
Did you tell him anything about me?
Will wrote me now and asked me to get him in the morning at the first working hours.
He was worried, he did not understand anything.
If you do not want to work with me, then I do not approve the loan and you will not even get 1 penny from the old churchman.

- No reply, so Gerald push again:

Quote:

Did you tell Will to ask for only 4550 pounds? What the hell?
I told you that you have to ask for a big amount so we can share it. You're an idiot!
For a mere £ 2,000 I do not even get out of my bed, you fucking liar bastard!
The point is to make Will to request all the money he needs to repair his church, that's £ 250,000.
Divided at 2, each of us remains with £ 125,000.
Your job is to make him claim this total amount, with the promise that he will recover it from your scam scheme.
Then I will schedule the release of the money in two equal tranches.
You will take your share firstly and afterwards I will take my share.
I already have a partner here, who can take my money from that old idiot Jannisen.
I need "coverage" and your fucking scam messages with "Afghanistan consignment box" are a good excuse to cover our traces.
You must find a trusted partner in England who can take your share of money and do not steal from you too much.
You, the thieves, are you honest among you? Or you also stolen from one to another among you?

- Rebecca:

Quote:

DO you want me to forward your mail to Will? Please give him the loan and stop calling me names. if i want to steal from the old aged Bishop i know what to do but i 'm not a cheat just go ahead and sign the loan of 4,450GBP to him.

- Gerald:

Quote:

Boy, I've known Will for 40 years and I assure you he'll believe what I'm telling him.
Not what you're going to say!
No matter what you can say, I will convince him very easily that you are just an African scammer (and, because they already have lost money in that way, he will be convinced).
If you're going to upset me, you will not see any penny from the church!
Stupid motherfuc*er, act as it should and let us make some nice money together! It's the last time I warn you and when I ask you to work with me !!!

- Here, Rebecca tried to warn old William, sending a copy of ALL the conversations with Gerald... but Gerald intercepted them, so he wrote to the idiot:

Quote:

Little idiot, you're stupid if you think that old Will will see these last messages from you. Veeery stupid!
On Sunday, during the council meeting, I put a virus on his computer in such a way that I totally control the situation.
So, fuc*ing african idiot, I ask you one more time. And it's for the last time!
Do you want to win that fuc*ing money? 125,000 for each of us?
If YES, then listen to what I say and finish with your cheap bullshit.
If NOT, then go out in the yard and fuc* your goat.
Or, your mother.
Or, your ugly sister.

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Rebecca and old bishop William

- William:

Quote:

Dear my Rebecca, dear my daughter,

I was at the morning bank and talked to our church friend Gerald Minhaturian. He explained to me all the things that are necessary for the loan and gave me a list of documents to be brought to the bank.
I hope that in a few days the money will be released for payment. It all depends on him, but I trust that we will solve the problem of the money available as quickly as possible.

- Rebecca:

Quote:

Father,

I have contacted him, use the bank details for the wire transfer.

My mind keep telling me to leave the cash in UK since is safe but for the sake of the church roof i will allow you claim it.
DO NOT BETRAY ME.

Thank you

REBECCA

- William:

Quote:

Good morning, my dear daughter,

The loan dossier ends in 3-4 days, it is not an instantaneous process. With Gerald's help, I hope the job goes much faster.
I'll keep you up to date with all the events.
Gum beannaicheadh Dia thu!

- Rebecca:

Quote:

Dear Father/Bishop,

I'm disappointed that you went to disclose my cash delivery to you to Mr. Gerald, he is a criminal, he is begging me to ask you to apply for 250,000GBP loan for the roofing of the church so that he can take half of loan( money) and i will take half, i told him no i'm not a cheat, i forwarded all all his mail to me to you.

Please you have to change you church account officer, Mr. Gerald is a cheat, i think i rather leave my cash in London because i do not trust this man Gerald.
I advice you to be careful with people, Mr. GERALD is Lion in sheep clothing.if you still need to receive the cash kindly make collect the money from church tithe and offering to settle the fee, Had it been i have access to remit fee i would have sent the money to him in London, i have enough money here but i can't send it out by wire or western ion , all money transfer unit blocked due to war here.

Thank you.

REBECCA

- William did not see this message because he was deleted by Gerald... as such, William's answer is not related to Rebecca's message:

Quote:

Dear my daughter,

Indeed, it is an excellent idea to take all the necessary money now for the repairs the church needs to do as soon as possible. After all, the 250,000 pounds can be returned to the bank immediately after we close the deal. You had an excellent idea, congratulations!
Mr. Minhaturian has confirmed to me that your idea is brilliant and that he, as Bank Investment Manager, will recommend the approval of a quarter of a million pounds loan.
I am very glad and feel that my old heart breathes lightly. Gerald assured me that the best solution is to make a CASH payment to avoid all taxes and legal regulations. I am glad that you are working closely together to realize my secret dream: A New Chapel!

- Rebecca:

Quote:

Dear Father,

Once the loan of 250,000.00 is ready send to the account below.

Bank Name: Yorkshire bank
Address: XXXXXXXXXXX
Doncaster South Yorkshire
S64 9AP UNITED KINGDOM
Acc Name: MICHAEL WEBSTER
Acc No: XXXXXXXX
Sort Code no: XXXXX
IBAN No: GB14YORKXXXXXXXXXXXX
BIC No: YORKGBXXXXX

Have a good sleep, till tomorrow,

- William:

Quote:

Good morning Rebecca and thank you!
I work with GeraLd to complete the necessary documents for the loan.
Tomorrow or a day after tommorow, the money will be available, so I will can withdraw the agreed amount together and I will wait for Mr. Diplomat. Do not forget to give me all the necessary details in time, that Brother JannIsen has no doubt about the person who will receive the money.

- Rebecca:

Quote:

Dear Father,

Once the loan of 250,000.00 is ready send the storage and clearance fees into the account below and wait for the delivery agent at ABERDEEN.

- William:

Quote:

My dear daughter,
Finally, I feel like I'm starting to settle down in connection with this transaction. Winter started in the mountains and I'm worried that church repairs will have to be started as soon as possible.
Thank God, with your help, we will be able to rebuild the Lord's House until the snow will comes here in the city.

As I promised you, the Great Hall of the church will be called to your honor: Rebecca Schieble's Hall.
God bless your soul!

- Rebecca SEND 2 ID documents:

Quote:

Dear Father,

Please for security reasons, only Jansen should view the attached ID'S

- William:

Quote:

Dear Rebecca, I do not want to make any mistake, because it's a big amount of money and we must take all the precautions necessary for such a transaction.
Please tell me very clearly if this person Mr. Michael Webster is the diplomatic courier who will come for money. Okay?

- Rebecca:

Quote:

Father/Bishop,

YES, He is the chief delivery officer with the storage company he know's London and UK very well.he will be coming for the delivery.

Please keep it as secret only Janissen will know about it.

Thank you,

- William:

Quote:

Dear my Rebecca,
It is obvious that such a transaction must be held in the greatest secret. With all the impostors of today, we must be very careful not to be robbed.
Of course, only me and Brother Jannisen we will know the identity of the courier and the exact dates of the visit. Okay?

- Rebecca:

Quote:

Send the transfer slip to me immediately after payment.

- William, very innocent:

Quote:

Rebecca, your last message makes me confused. What transfer slip? For what payment? I don't understand you.
Mr. Michael Webster will receive the money directly from brother Jannisen and only the two of us (and both of them, obviously) we will know the exact details of the visit.

- Rebecca:

Quote:

Do not be confused, the cash box storage security fee must be wired into the account for storage payment before the delivery officer will be allowed to move the box to Aberdeen,
Also the Clearance fee at the Aberdeen Airport should be wired into the same account so on arrival in ABERDEEN he will not have problem with the customs, the total money is 4,450GBO.

You must wire it into the account given to you or forget my cash box in London.
You let the previous agents to go back so now you must comply with my directives of leave my fund is safe in LONDON.

Note: without receiving the 4,450 upfront in the account given to you in London i will not give signal to the security storage to release the cash box.

- William:

Quote:

Jesus, Rebecca! I really do not understand anything. You managed to confuse me completely.
What commission fee? For what?
I take a 250,000 loan and I understand from Gerald that you two agreed to pay in two equal portions. A first payment of 125,000 to the courier (in this case, Mr. Michael Webster) and then, upon receipt of the parcel, it remains that I also pay the difference of money.

- Rebecca:

Quote:

Good, once you send the fee i will get his arrival details and forward to you.

Thank you and stay blessed.

- William:

Quote:

My dear daughter, if I understand you well, do you want me to make £ 4,450 in Michael Webster's account? And after that, does he come and collect the 125,000 pounds in cash?
In that case, why does not he come here and take all the money? Your cash box can remain in London until the transaction is complete.
I have full confidence in you, so this is not a problem for me.

- Rebecca:

Quote:

YES the 4,450GBP must be paid upfront into the account before he will be allowed to move.
Father, if you cannot comply with me forget my money in London is safe, i'm tired of writing messages.
Any further payment will be collected after you have received the box.

Thank you.

REBECCA

- William:

Quote:

Rebecca, my darling, everything it's clear now.
I will make a first payment, 4,450 pounds, on Michael Webster's bank account.
After that, you will send him for the rest of the money. Correct?

Gum beannaicheadh Dia thu!

- Rebecca:

Quote:

YES

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So, here I am NOW.
On friday, old William will make the 4,450 pounds payment... of course, in another bank account. Laughing

Crook-banker will moke Rebecca. Very bad and very hard!
With many many offensive words! Laughing

Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2017 7:00 am

The latest news from Aberdeen

- The old bishop received a message last night that the details of the payment were changed... so we are dealing with a first dolla-chop. Laughing

- In the morning, brother Jannisen is going to pay the money.
- Rebecca understood what was going on and sent (all night long! Laughing

) 14 messages with similar content: "DO NOT PAY THE FUNDS TO Rev. Johnson!"
- William is sad, sister Vivianne is crying... brother Jannisen is gone to town with many other things and he don't answer to the phone calls. Laughing

- Rebecca is very upset because she seems to have lost the 4,450 pounds.

It's a real tragedy here! Laughing

Wednesday - 18.35 - Aberdeen local time

- Old bishop wrote to Rebecca:

Quote:

Rebecca, I do not know why, but I lost ALL the personal messages on my computer.
I'm not good at computers, but I just do not have ANYTHING in my data!

Please send me again all the details for tomorrow morning payment.
Bank Account Details, Name Surname for the Beneficiary, Total Payment Amount.
All that is required for payment.

I do not feel good at all, so I'll go into my bed.
Tomorrow morning I'm going to send Brother Jannisen to pay you. Even in the early hours of the day, before going to the city with the parish's current affairs.

Gum beannaicheadh Dia thu!

- After one hour, William responded to a "fake" message from Rebecca... in fact, I modified the payment details and introduced a new character: "Reverend Inocent Johnson" Laughing

Quote:

Rebbeca, my dear daughter,

Thank you for your message!
I do not feel at all good, I think the cold weather has put me down. I asked Sister Vivianne to make me a valerian tea and I'll put myself in bed. Tomorrow morning, our brother Jannisen will go to make the 4,450 pounds payment at Western Union. When he will returns to the church, I'll send you the copy of the receipt for your assistant Mr. Inocent. God bless you and please assure Reverend Inocent Johnson of all my consideration.

Good night Rebecca, we're gonna talk tomorrow morning!
Gum beannaicheadh Dia thu!
+++bishop Adama+++

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From: Rebecca Schiebles <[email protected]>
To: William Adamma <[email protected]>
Sent: Wednesday, October 18, 2017 19:37 PM
Subject: Re: Fwd: ACCUNT FOR PAYMENT

Awaiting the payment information first thing tomorrow morning.
Father William, please make a payment of 4450 GBP tomorrow morning, at the first working hours, to my assistant Diplomat Agent Reverend Inocent Johnson.

- Beneficiary: Reverend Inocent Johnson
- Address: Cotonou, Benin
- Question: Who?
- Answer: Umoukelaani

See the below attachment and kindly get back to me.
A copy of Reverend Inocent Johnson identification card.

Your daughter

Rebecca

- Rebecca saw the messages and understood that something was wrong Laughing

... until the morning "he" sent non-stop similar messages:

Quote:

Dear Father/Bishop,

The below person is not known to me please avoid him i think you have intruder among your members, do not send money to him by western union

- Beneficiary: Reverend Inocent Johnson
- Address: Cotonou, Benin
- Question: Who?
- Answer: Umoukelaani

Please do not pay by western union!
Please send the fee to the below account:
Bank account already reported to the moderators.

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Thursday - 07.00 - Aberdeen local time

- William, to Rebecca:

Quote:

Lord God, please, not again! Rebecca, I feel like my head is hard spinning and my old heart starts to beat like crazy.
Does our holy church be cheated again? Ohh, no, that's a real tragedy and you're only guilty of this.
Brother Jannisen is out to pay and I can not tell him about this misfortune. I expect him to return to the parish and I will send him back to cancel the payments. I hope it will be not too late!
If you had agreed with my proposal to pay cash here in Aberdeen, then we would not have had that problem!
I'm making you directly responsible for this mess! You and those incapable idiots from the courier company!
I am annoyed and angry, and I do not know how to justify this immense loss to the Elderly Council. Laughing

Be blessed,

- Rebecca is nervous and writes with big fonts:

Quote:

Send money only to the account of Michael Webster not by western union.

Thanks.

Rebecca

- Old bishop, full of innocence:

Quote:

Rebecca,

I instructed Brother Jannisen to pay and send copies of receipt directly from Western Union desk. He has other many things to deal with (anothers current church problems), so he'll be back to the parish only the afternoon.
That's why I'm so upset! I'm here, immobilized in my wheelchair, with Sister Vivianne crying after hearing the whole story. I have no way to tell Jannisen to stop paying. The only chance is that he can return back to WU in time before the money is taken to Benin.

For God's sake, this is a tragedy for us!

- Rebecca:

Quote:

Father

Do you have any business with Benin Republic?, is your Consignment in Benin Republic of London?.
Stop the Cook and bull stories and do something right.

If you fail to send the fee to the account of Michael Webster today forget the consignment in London storage till further notice.

Expecting your urgent reply.

REBECCA.

- Rebecca, another message:

Quote:

YOU ONCE TOLD ME THAT SOMEONE SCAMMED YOU THROUGH WESTERN UNION AND YOU VOWED NOT TO DO WESTERN UNION.
DID I TELL YOU TO USE WESTERN UNION?
DID I INSTRUCT YOU AND YOUR ASSISTANT TO SEND FEE TO BENIN REPUBLIC?
YOU ARE JUST TALKING LIKE A CHILD, STOP ALL PAYMENT AND PAY INTO THE ACCOUNT.

THIS WILL BE MY LAST MAIL TO YOU, NOTE I'M NOT BEGGING YOU TO SEND ME MONEY.

REBECCA.

- William:

Quote:

Rebecca,
How dare you talk to me like that?
You sent me last night that message, with Reverend Johnson's contact details!
You want me to resend the message received from you???
Are you threatening me now? I am very mad at you!

- Rebecca:

Quote:

I DID NOT SEND YOU THAT MESSAGE IS FROM AN INTRUDER NOT FROM ME.
MEANWHILE THE BANK IN UK OPENS BY 8:30AM AND YOU HAVE THE NERVES TO TELL ME THAT THE IDIOT SENT MONEY THIS MORNING, WHAT TIME DID HE SENT THE MONEY BY 6-7 AM.

STOP THIS SHIT BISHOP

- William:

Quote:

Rebecca,

Brother Jannisen left the church immediately after the morning sermon. He has many things to do in the city, including this payment. When he goes back to the church, I'll take the receipt and send it to you.
If you did not insist on messing with all your crap and all the incapable idiots you sent here, we would not have had this unpleasant situation now.
Do you remember Mr. Heintz, Mr. Azziz, Mr. Mitchell and the rest of the nonsense you've been messing with for me for three weeks?
I asked you many times to send an honest man to take our money and sign a simple receipt. It seems impossible.
Did you ask for money through MoneyGram, through WesternUnion and through the bank and now you accuse me of this mess? Unnacceptable!

I will send you a copy of the Western Union money receipt.

- Rebecca:

Quote:

YOU TELLING ME THAT YOU CAN'T HER AND JANNISEN DON HAVE A PHONE INCLUDING SISTER VIENNA.

ALL LIES.

- William:

Quote:

Rebecca,

You think old brother Lenny did not try to call Jannisen? Often times! Laughing

It seems Jannisen left the phone in the church van and walked on the city without it.
You know we do not use the phones, because I'm deaf and because everyone has used to communicate with me by email.

I'm sad because I'm starting to see another side of yours. After all, my church lost nearly 5,000 pounds, so they do not allow you to treat me this way!
I'm thinking of going to the bank and canceling the loan application yesterday. I do not think you're the right person to receive £ 250,000 from me if you talk so badly to me! Laughing

Be blessed,

- Rebecca:

Quote:

NOT INTERESTED ANYMORE, THANK GOD MY CASH IS SAFE IN LONDON

BYE

- William:

Quote:

I'll send you a copy of the Western Union receipt to see WHO and WHERE it's wrong.
And with that I have finished this futile discussion, which annoys me and makes my tension increase dangerously!

Be blessed,

The last message from Rebecca... "he" is very nervous Laughing

Quote:

CANCEL THE LOAN I DO NOT NEED IT, I'M NOT A SCAMMER.

MY CASH BOX IS OK FOR ME.

YO SENT JANNISEN TO WESTERN UNION AND HE SENT MONEY TO BENIN BY 6:00AM WHILE BANK OPENS BY 9:00AM.

NOW HE LEFT HIS PHONE INSIDE VAN SHIT AND WALKED AWAY.

DO YOU THINK I'M INFANT? DO NOT SEND ME FURTHER EMAIL ...BYE.

REPAIR YOU CHURCH ROOF AND ENJOY YOUR SELF.

REBECCA.

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Within two or three hours I will send him a Western Union receipt Laughing

... I think he will come back to me, especially as the crook-banker Gerald will send him some "delicate" messages.

Laughing

Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2017 11:31 am

10.10 - Aberdeen local time

- Brother Jannisen returned to the church with the Western Union payment receipt,
- The old bishop scanned and sent the receipt to Rebecca,
- The bishop is very upset and sad.

Quote:

Rebecca,

The way you talk to me hurts and makes my heart bleed profoundly. No one treated me like that in almost 100 years of life. I'm upset, I'm disappointed, I'm sad!
Brother Jannisen returned to the church, and I told him to go back to Western Union immediately and to try cancel the payment.
I'll send you a copy of this morning's WU receipt, and with that I've finished any future discussion. Be happy and healthy!

Be blessed,

11.30 - Aberdeen local time

- The crook-banker Gerald, to Rebecca:

Quote:

You little motherfu*ker, I already warned you yesterday, but it seems to me that you are too stupid to understand simple things.
IF you DO NOT work, you will DO NOT get NOTHING!
You just did not think I'd let you take over 4,000 pounds BEFORE doing anything! Yeah?
I told you very clear that I have full control on the church computer, but you did not understand that either.
It is obvious for me that you are just a small and retarded idiot who steals money only from widows and children.
I gave you the rare opportunity to work in great style and make a lot of money, but you are like a fearful rabbit. Little, scared, cowardly!
You must be sad to have missed a good opportunity to get rid of poverty.
You deserve to starve, there in your impoverished and poor city of West Africa.
I will put your fu*king name to the "junk email" category, so do not try to answer me.
Fu*k you, little yahoo-boy!

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Two hours have passed and there is no answer from Rebecca. I think this is the end of the story.
I did not manage to bring the idiot to Aberdeen, but I waste his time for 3 weeks. Laughing

I want to thank Padme and TheMonsignor (for real phone calls)! clapping

I want to thank Frost for his excellent baiting-tool: Old and very confused brother Lenny! clapping

I want to thank all those who have read this story and encouraged me to continue! clapping

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