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Posted: Wed Sep 27, 2017 6:26 pm

Well, after few days over here I have finally got my first pork Smile

It was an interesting bait so, let's introduce characters.

Me:
Franklin A. Grimes - American citizen, works in Nuclear Plant as a Manager, currently resides in Ukraine as exchange worker.

Lad:

Mr. Robert Williams - "DHL Worker"

My comments are bolded. Note this is after getting Lad off script.

Lad:

Quote:

Attention Franklin A. Grimes Senior,

My friend if you did not see Western Union office or Money Gram office to send the money i will advise you to travel where you will see it to send the money today, so that you will receive your ATM card immediately.

Here is the information you will use to send the money though Western Union bank office or Money Gram.

~Removed boring WU details~

Once again congratulation and remain bless.

Best Regard,

Mr. Robert Williams

Me:

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Dear Robert,

I am working currently. I will drive after to see around.

Frank

Lad:

Quote:

Attention Franklin A. Grimes Senior,

You will see the Western Union office or Money Gram office to send the money because all Bank office use to have Western Union office or Money Gram office, so that once you send the money you will receive you Atm Card to your home address today. Sure, I will receive my card at 11PM

Me:

Quote:

Dear Robert,

Sadly my working schedule cannot fit the working hours of Moneygram or Western Union.

Do you have any suggestion?

Regards,

Franklin A. Grimes

Lad:

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Attention Franklin A. Grimes Senior

Listens to me sirs if you are not ready to send the needed fee let us know so that we will send the fund back to our government account because i dont understand what you mean at all, you premise that you will driver around to look for Western Union or Money Gram and you are now saying what i dont understand so what is going on? So you are government now?

Me:

Quote:

Hello,

First, do not insult me. Secondly, MY WORK SCHEDULE DOES NOT ALLOW ME TO GO TO THE WESTERN UNION OR MONEYGRAM.

If you have any other payment method let me know.

Lad:

Quote:

Hello,

My friend i am not insult you but all am doing is for your own good, so therefore give the money to some one with our receiver information to help you send it do not let any person to know.

Me:

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Dear Robert,

Only thing I can do is tell my grandfather to pay. My work schedule is always after Moneygram and Western Union closes.

However, I always pay via Bank Wire Transfer. Time to introduce Lenny.

Lad:

Quote:

Hello,

My friend give your grandfather the money with our receiver information to go send the money to Western Union Money Transfer office or Money Gram right now so that you will receive your Atm Card immediately.

Posted: Wed Sep 27, 2017 6:34 pm

Me:

Quote:

Dear Robert,

Gave him information.
This is his number - Lenny's number

I would advise you to call him for MCTN.

If you get any issues contact me.

Regards,

Franklin

Lad:

Quote:

Hello,

I cant call him you contact him with our receiver information once he send it he will give you the mtcn number and you will contact me with the payment information listen this is your fund am not begging you money, also is your grandfather from London and you from where?

Me:

Quote:

Dear Robert,

Yes he lives in London. I am from USA, but currently living in Ukraine.

Lad:

Quote:

Hello

You contact your grandfather if you are saying the truth and give him our receiver information and the money to send and he will let you know once he pay and you will contact me with the payment information, because after today you will loose your fund do you understood?

Me:

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Dear Robert,

I will do that. And stop insulting me. Why would I talk with you If I am the one who lies?

I will send your information to my grandfather.

Lad:

Quote:

Hello,

So your grandfather never send the money since over 3 hours now? i know that you are joker and lies.

Me:

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Dear,

You are insulting me again. Do I need to be on mail for whole day? I do have my life as well.

And no he did not send the money, because both of us need to fill some forms.

I will paste you a conversation with my grandfather.

[15:12] Lenny: Fuck you
[15:13] Lenny : You have wasted my whole day.
[15:13] Me: Why?
[15:15] Lenny: Clerk didn't wanted to accept the payment.
[15:16] Lenny: Gave me some forms.
[15:17] Lenny: I'll forward them via mail.

If you want to proceed. I will forward these forms.

Wanted to waste his time via forms, but...

Lad:

Quote:

Hello,

So why he did not send the money as you said again? because after today you will loose your fund.

Me:

Quote:

Dear Robert,

I am sure your fund is safe. You will just need to fill anti fraud form.

Clerk said that when you send money to Benin you need to fill a form.

Quote:

Dear Robert,

And you will get payment 100% tomorrow.
However, if we go via wire transfer I can pay tonight.

Lad:

Quote:

Hello,

My friend send the money to Western Union office or Money Gram tonight once you are going back home, or can you send the money to USA bank account or Indian bank account?

Mmm. Fresh pork.

Me:

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Dear Robert,

Yes, I can send to both bank accounts.

Lad:

Quote:

Hello,

I will get back to you with USA bank account or indian bank account okay.

Lad:

Quote:

Hello,

My friend this is the USA Bank account information you will use to send the money today or tomorrow he is my best friend over USA the same name so that you will receive this your Atm Card without any delay once you send the money to his account forward me the payment slip.

Bank details sniped, as they were reported.

I've been silent for few hours, however I had to reply with usual .dll file as a slip. However he is asking for it again.

Lad:

Quote:

Hello,

How many hours it will take you to send the money? i know that you are joker and lies. Note that I am again "joker and lies" Very Happy

Me:

Quote:

Your slip is attached.

Lad:

Quote:

Hello,

My friend i cant see any thing for the attachment you sent to me, so therefore if you are sure that you sent the money send me the slip copy before i will contact the person who have the account over USA because not my account. Again his friend? Wonderful.

Any idea how to delay?

Posted: Wed Sep 27, 2017 6:43 pm

Just received this, I think this is the end of this bait Sad

Quote:

Hello,

I know that you are a joker but you just west your time and my time over here.

God Bless you.

Posted: Wed Sep 27, 2017 7:26 pm

Don't let your little pet go, he seems like a lot of fun.

Might be time to have the grandfather jump in and tell the lad that you're just too damn stupid to understand what's going on and he'd be happy to receive the fund instead and how should he proceed to get it as soon as possible...