"i will do you fine"

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Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2017 10:34 am

Now here's a rarity; a Benin Lad who actually stays around!

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Attention dear owner
How are you doing today hope fine together with your family. Without delay I am a new appointment as a new board of trusty here is this office and my name is PAUL DONA. and am here to handle your case and I have check out your payment file and your funds also I find out that your funds and your payment file is now expired already because of long delay and it will be renewed before you will receive your first payment through money gram and the charges it will cost is only 65 dollars that is final okay.
Now if you’re ready to deal with me just ask me where to send the money needed after reading okay.
I am a new appointment as a new board of trusty here is this office and my name is PAUL DONA

I respond with Cammy's "contract to publicise Aussie rules in Nigeria" modality, as I'm not totally sure that he's Beninois.

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I don't understand - what office are you at? And I don't get that bit about a "payment file... now expired already because of long delay ". By Freyja's tears, the payment's due in three weeks and the contract was only finalised in May!

OK, that settled:

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Am from Benin government office ,
now here is the money gram info to use and send the 65.00 and try forward us your full information including your number okay . and after this payment be made your funds will be release 2.9m and you will receive it as you like okay . i am the new person in this office and i will do you fine
RECEIVER NAME===== UDE PAUL
COUNTRY ==BENIN
CITY== COTONOU
AMOUNT==== 65 DOLLARS
fill this once done
sender name--
country--
mtcn number
I am
a new appointment as a new board of trusty here is this
office and my name is PAUL DONA

Cammy goes terse.

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The AFL is paying us, not your government.

The Lad follows suit:

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Subject: then go that side
very fine

Cammy is upbeat.

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It's all kewl.

Two days later - and a change of receiver:

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Without delay I receive your mail and I understand it very clear please no need to delay this any longer just go to money gram or western union and make the payment needed 65.00 so that you will have your funds as you like okay . Get it done today or tomorrow morning
Receiver name=== JOHN EZE
Country ==benin
City ==cotonou
Amount=== 65.00

I'll bowl him a wrong 'un, see what happens.

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You're not with the AFL, so you don't have any part in the matter!
Look, if you need money, just say so, and I can send you some. How's that, dewd?

Has he decided to ditch his pride?

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but i send you the info since yes i need the money hope you will send it today and hope the info is there

Of course Cammy has to ask questions.

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Now why do you need my money?

More to come?

Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2017 10:13 am

Damn - he's back on message, though for a change he doesn't insist on telling me his name again:

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do you want to receive your funds yes or no

Well, Cammy does expect to be paid.

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Of course we want our money - duh, dewd, that's a no-brainer.

For some reason he goes first italics, then ALL CAPS AND ITALICS and italics, and an enlarged font:

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okay since you said that you love to receive your funds here is the info to send it so that your payment file will be renew and your funds before we can carry on okay
money gram
RECEIVER NAME==== JOHN EZE
COUNTRY BENIN
CITY COTONOU
AMOUNT ==== 65.00

But his grandstanding was to no avail, as Cammy responded...

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We're being paid by the AFL, and you're not with the AFL, so you don't have a payment file on us, which means...

The Lad completes the sentence, in a way:

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which means i am a con is that what you mean please stay away from this matter now since you cant do any things okay

Cammy is appreciative.

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Well, you said it, so it must be true. Thanx for the candour.