An email from ... who?

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Not quite a Newb Joined: 01 Aug 2008 Posts: 30

And so, I've just received my first email from John Kelly. I would have thought that he might be a little busy right now. Smile

Quote:

I’m Gen. John F. Kelly, The new secretary of U.S. Department of Homeland security appointed by President Donald Trump. Office Address:
3801 Nebraska Ave NW, Washington, DC 20016, United States.

I received a report that you have an unclaimed/abandoned fund of US$5,000,000.00
(Five Million United State Dollar) in the West Africa. I have instructed ECOWAS and the
concerned authorities to bring the consignment box containing your total fund to our
Head in Washington DC. The said fund will be here today.
Your urgent reply is needed to confirm and set for delivery.
I want you to kindly Reconfirm Your
Full Name..........
Current Home Address...........
Nearest Airport............
Direct Cell Phone..........
So that arrangement can be made for the delivery of the consignment box to you.
[email protected]

I look forward to hearing from you.

Gen. John F. Kelly
Secretary of
The U.S. Department of
Homeland security.
Washington DC.

Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2017 2:20 am

Nice to see he's got his priorities right!

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 15 Jan 2010 Posts: 953

Now that Gen John Kelly has just been sworn in, June 31, as President Trump's new Chief of Staff, well use your imagination.

Of course, don't educate the Lad.

Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2017 4:30 pm

A different John Kelly is currently working on joining the . He's being too slow to respond to messages. Crying or Very sad