Got Me Another Live One

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Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2017 6:59 pm

It never ceases to amaze me how easy it is to grab a lad for the Evil Attorney gag...this one started with a stalled google hangout that was quiet for a month after the attorney hijacked it and he got confused. He popped back in and things are now moving along quite nicely, thank you very much.

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Me: you'd better not make a habit of making me wait, timing is going to be important as we move forward. i don't care what time it is where you are

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Lad: okay am here what can we do

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Me: The first thing you can do is not disappear for days at a time, this is all going to need to move quickly to keep the old man confused. If you can't keep up I'll find somebody else.

First you need to email Carling and tell him that there was a mistake in the paperwork and the amount of his fund is not $1.5 million, it's $15 million. We're going to be collecting money from him based on the amount of the fund so bigger is better.

And use email, not google hangout. I turned that off, it's a pain in the ass and too confusing for the old fool.

Send the email now, I know he's awake and on the computer.

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Lad: hello i have sent it $15million total fund

so now if he see it how are we going to be charing it 50/50 and how much will i ask him to send for the first time

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Me: There will be several different things, all with forms that will prove they're real. First a processing fee of a few thousand dollars just to get things started and then tomorrow Hawaii General Excise Tax. This is what it is: (Hawaii tax we site)

That's 4.72% of the total which is why I had you increase it.

Tell him that there is an initial processing fee of $4,725 and to talk to his attorney about it so he can help. That's me, his old brain is so fried that he thinks I'm a lawyer because my last name is Law. Fucking hilarious.

Remember, don't try to screw with me. I see everything before Carling does. Send the message

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(He sent a "send me $8500 via western union" to try and get paid and bolt. Bad idea.)

Me: DO NOT FUCK WITH ME. Send what I tell you and nothing more. I see your message to him but he won't.

Do as I say and there will be a LOT more than the $8500 you tried to get without me.

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Lad: i ask him to pay $8,500 for the processing fee of the total fund $15millon

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Me: I saw that. He didn't. Follow my instructions and don't make any shit up, I need to trust you to do this right.

Have you figured out how much the general excise tax is yet?

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Lad: hello i sent it (He did.)

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Me: Perfect. He'll ask me about it and I'll make sure everything is working fine. Tomorrow we take the next step, but not the last. You're going to be one rich little African when we're done.

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Lad: okay am happy if you help me that way i will be very happy so how are we going to do by sending the fee will you only send me my own part then you will only give him the mtcn so he can not no the amount on the mtcn but i will told him i get it total $4725 but it will be $2350

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Me: I will handle the money on my end and then send you your share when we're done. It will be in bank drafts as you can't send the amounts you'll be getting via western union!

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And so we begin again...

Baiting Guru Joined: 25 Jul 2017 Posts: 2107

wow......I can read the "tone" via the computer screen and this guy seems to like taking orders! Incredible. Beautiful to read this!

Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2017 7:55 pm

Yup, he's a live one. He started the whole "send me what you owe me first so I can believe you" but he shut his yap when he realized we were going after $700K in then morning.

Greed is good.

If you want to check out the game and use any part of it you like just search on "evil attorney". Some truly magical lads...

Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2017 10:00 pm

And now he's wagging his tail like a little puppy and forwarding tax forms to his new favorite victim for me.

Ah, the sweet smell of a new lad.