Thug boy is ready to hit the road again...

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Posted: Thu Jun 15, 2017 12:13 am

Unbelievable. My favorite lad is ready for yet another bus ride (all the safaris in my sig are thanks to him...and he just keeps on giving). His most recent trip is here http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=282443 and I've kept him chatting long enough to put him into the double-sandtimer corral. I started this up a few weeks ago with plenty of gaps and am now tightening up the timing.

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Me: Well my little criminal, it seems that I'll be going back to Accra to collect the first installment of my investment. Hedging fuel prices by pretending to be an airline is a quick way to make a few million dollars.
Do you want your money? Are you not going to fuck up and run me around again or you going to be a man and get this done?

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Lad: I FIRST OF ALL NEED TO KNOW YOUR DATE OF ARRIVAL IN GHANA SECONDLY DATE AND TIME OF MEETING WITH LOCATION.

AND I NEED TO KNOW INTIME TO BE ABLE MAKE ARRANGEMENTS. MAKE SURE YOU BRING ME MY PRECIOUS IPHONE 6 WHILE COMING THIS LAST TIME, AND I WISH I GET IT DONE THIS TIME.

HAPPY EASTER

(Yeah, the iPhone obsession lives on. He's about to get handed $2M and he talks more about the phone. Bizarre.)

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Me: I don't have an exact date yet but will let you know.

You and your fucking phone. Unbelievable.

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Lad: Get me apple laptop in suva while coming in presents of Easter gift.

(I ignored that...)

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Me: It looks like I'll be going to Accra and then to Biriwa beach around May 10th

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Lad: You have short update. Meeting locations is achimota mall. Please come with my iphone also. And let me know your first arrival and meeting dates. That should be two dates. Then when time draws close i will know the timing for meetings.

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Me: We will meet where I say. You're not going to fuck around with me like you did last time. You want your money? You do as I say.

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Lad: Understood to come with my Iphone.

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Lad: Hello Sir Gomez happy new week. I hope your fine I just need to remind you about coming with the iPhone 6 while coming For our Ghana meeting and your investiture marture . I hope that Good God guide you through out these African community so they don't extort you. Let me know your arrival date and trip plans.

Sincerely Stan.

(Stan? Not the first time he got scam characters mixed up.)

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Me: Now your name is Stan?
Pretty funny. Is that your new scamming name?
I'm not sure of the dates yet as my investment partner is travelling, I will let you know.
And no, God doesn't need to help me but thanks for the concern.
You are one funny little African.

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Lad: Its amazing how you amaze me. Just let me know the travelling.

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Me: It looks like I will be coming in early June instead. Oil prices are back over $50 per barrel so there's some money to be made before then.

Africa is making me very, very rich!

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Lad: Especially the little African first cooperation.

Good luck.

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Me: The what?

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Lad: You supposed to be greatful

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Me: Thank you Africa.

Funny

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Lad: At least it don't change you.

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Me: Getting richer only changes the things around me!

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Lad: Good i will soon change too that is all i need to change my savage life.

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Me: Well then don't fuck around this time.

Savage? You're just a little criminal, there's nothing savage about that.

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Lad: Thank you for i thought i should believe people saying i cant be rich in young age cos they older than me.

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Me: Like I said, don't fuck around this time and you'll get paid.

Thanks to my little oil deal I've got enough money where I won't even notice your $2M is even gone.

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Lad: I hope your real,

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Me (today): I'm flying this Sunday and will be in Accra Monday. I'll be going to Winneba the next day and will be flying back out of Accra on Thursday or Friday. You can fuck around again and stay poor or you can meet.

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Lad: Till then I need meeting details like meeting place and time and day of meeting. After your arrival and remember to come around with the iPhone 6 plus. And I hope you talking about next week Thursday .

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Me: Yes, next week. I don't have the exact time as I won't be on an airline. I'll ask my traveling companion about any plans he gas while in Accra and will let you know where we will be.

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Lad: Okay just remember to come with the iPhone.

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Hilarious. Let's see if I can send a few more hours down the coast this time. To get his phone of course.

Laughing

Posted: Thu Jun 15, 2017 6:22 am

Good job!

Posted: Thu Jun 15, 2017 4:08 pm

Nothing better than to hear the Mugus taking a business trip Laughing

Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2017 4:59 pm

Methinks he's sick of riding the bus. I've always refused to send my phone number to a criminal and that's starting to make him wonder. I still do love his turn of a phrase...

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You think I trust information delivered though internet .
I prefer receiving information from a safe source . You can claim to be anywhere in email . But with phone that is whole different tale to cover . I hope you understood that am kid but no fool. I don't trust information from email and with phone call I will verify the source of country code you using . I can claim to be in Fiji right now without giving you a call how can you believe it. You don't even when I sent someone with proof so how could I believe you when you didn't give me nothing to proof your location call me with Ghana number and I will be sure about meeting you am currently in Ghana to show you how serious i am but I can't move my ass around Ghana looking for someone I never meet and don't even know that is madness . Yes am about money but I won't keep spending my little penny trying to get millions I don't have . or give you to keep for me.

I followed enough of your empty timing rules but still makes no sense if you really want to meet me why hiding your self or information of your whereabouts it shows you didn't want to meet me rather you just kidding me. And you think am lazy or stupid being both is form of showing you that am not a believer of religious or none religious world.

I trust what is impossible and I hate possibility which anyone can do. I don't want to do what others do if I did I wouldn't be where I am I would be far from where I supposed to be . but who cares where I supposed to be. No one so I better live for nothing than die for something I didn't know about.

If you want to really meet me show your self to me . not to the world . If you really want to meet me call my Ghana cell phone . am in Ghana for this meeting not for anything else so you see am well prepared . but I am not wasting my time or life or even penny in Ghana running to meet who I don't know . provide a cell phone number where I can get you I want to hear your voice I want to be sure am in contact wit white person and not my fellow black ass having me run around the world. So call and we will meet no call no face. And no face no case.

Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2017 11:03 pm

Snicker...or not.

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Me: Funny, I was just talking to my business partner in Accra and he thinks this whole thing is hilarious and wants to meet a real scammer. He's offered to text you from a Ghana-based phone that he uses only for his work on our behalf and is ready to get rid of. And no, he won't answer a call from you. He'll send you a text and then he's done with it.

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Lad: I lodged in a hotel very close to Dome Shop rite Mall Accra/Ghana, so text me , Then i will give you proper instruction on how you will meet me. Thank you so much Gomez Adams, and i will pray for God to granting you successful journey today once again'' Do not hesitate to text my Ghana mobile number: 02374 97204. Have a good night here in Ghana, Thank you.

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Love it. Of course 1) I know he's not in Ghana but that's gonna change, 2) he got it all backwards about who's texting him and 3) he won't be giving anyone "proper instruction" while I run his ass all over town. Again.

Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2017 10:42 pm

And the game is on, many thanks to Mountain Goat for making it possible.

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You must tell me meeting location and time before meeting day maybe day earlier before meeting so I will await at the meeting place hour earlier so no miss up. You know this is your last time in Ghana like my last opportunity.

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Oh yes, a day earlier is going to be just fine...

Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2017 11:58 pm

Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2017 12:03 am

And of course, now that he "knows" I'm in Ghana I respond...

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About time you got your head out of your ass. I'll be in Accra Thursday evening. We can meet at Marina Mall, it's right next to the airport. If you're still in Benin you better get fucking moving unless you're catching a plane.

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I'll be gettin' me a photo of my boy at the Kentucky Fried Chicken.

Y'all.

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I want to be sure am in contact wit white person and not my fellow black ass having me run around the world.

Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2017 7:08 pm

Looks like he's finally had enough, I wish I knew why. We had gotten to within a day of our meeting and his most recent messages were right on track.

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I need to know when you will meet after arriving on Thursday. And tell me your dress look and also send me pictures of your dress type from Marina Mall after arriving for our meeting so I will know where to meet please these are important I will make a picture of me in Marina Mall so you can be able to locate me too where I am.

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(I sent a photo of the front of my shirt.)

I seen the T-shirt color and I will make picture while there and send for you. Let's meet by Friday 5 o'clock pm. KFC

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You just stick to the plan. Am in Ghana right now.

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And then nothing. The one thing thug boy NEVER is? Silent. Even if he'd decided it was all BS he still would have been spewing about how smart he was and all sorts of wonderful sig-worthy material. Makes me sad.

Oh well, more than two years of entertainment and three safaris later I suppose I should be happy with how it all turned out. But I'm gonna miss the little guy...it was kinda like having a puppy.

Next!

Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2017 4:32 pm

I finally heard back from my little pal and it appears he got himself arrested in Ghana. Yeah, it sounds like lad blah-blah-blah his complete disappearance doesn't track with a pattern of behavior that's been consistent for all this time. A little jail time would actually make sense. Fear not, I've asked for details and will see about wrangling some proof out of him to convince me not to abandon him for my next trip to Ghana.

Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2017 7:34 pm

It would explain why the text messages werde not delivered. Maybe his phone was switched off. Let me know if you want me to send another text.

Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2017 8:00 pm

Thanks MG, that'll probably be down the road is I'm "back in Fiji" and he managed to miss me for a third time and I still have his money and his phone. I've already laid the groundwork for another attempt for him as my "business" has moved to Abidjan as that's the closest oil refinery and of course I'm raking in millions by hedging oil prices illegally. Straight line distance is upwards of 550 miles so we'll see if he's up for it or sends another "partner" to do it.

I chose another coastal city so it's at least possible to do the trip by bus but I can't imagine he'd do it...of course that's what I thought all the other times so who knows!

Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2017 8:02 pm

I can also text him from Ivory Coast

Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2017 8:05 pm

Oh my...that is SWEET.

You are a very bad man. Hehe.

Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2017 6:21 pm

So his story is that he got busted in Ghana with weed and codeine. Given our past conversations this is actually kinda plausible so I'm hammering him for details and hopefully I'll get some whining gold.

I'd love to swing it into "if you prove that really happened to you then I'll consider meeting you the next time in Ghana since missing me this last time wasn't just you fucking with me". A little piece of police paperwork would make an epic trophy.

Evil Lol

Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2017 7:42 pm

Nice work with this Lad, as ever.

Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2017 4:46 pm

The dry spell for messages like this little gem is making me wonder if he really did end up in jail or something similar. In the past, he's never missed a chance to answer me in less than 24 hours. We're back to our regular schedule and he's back to sending little nuggets of gold.

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Me: C'mon, this is a story I want to hear. If I went to the trouble to try to meet you AGAIN you can at least explain what the fuck happened.

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Lad: It's alright but at leat it don't matter to me because am not story teller I prefer making history nothing more . I am not always praying to lose the opportunity of meeting but I think its our fate . If you can be able to be in Ghana again send me at least 5k$ that is one way to keep me out of trouble if you care about the story. With 5k$ I can meet at any location across the world region. And without sending first the 5k$ am sorry I won't raise out my ass out hood for fake transaction. Proof it is real either make a pictures carrying the 2million with your fucking face

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Me: You didn't answer my questions about your arrest, I think it's just a story and you just plain fucked up again. I doubt you were even in Ghana.

You want me to send you the $5K? Show me the papers that say you got arrested. Of course you can't, it never happened.

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He certainly is easy to keep occupied. Getting close to 30 months now!

Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2017 11:45 pm

How can you not just love this lad?

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I owe you no explanation and I was bailed out after 3 days because I am a kid and I explained I was forced to deliver it by someone all they do is seize it. If you had to send me 5k I don't need to show you proof you have my money you can still have it paid back on our meeting if not keep all you deserve it better cos your classy and white which everyone wants. And do you ever had a family why not keep it for them if my story are funny. I am not telling no explanation as I don't keep the warrant arrest paper as I got none I was bailed out for 200 Ghana CEDI's. ($45 US.)

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